Weird Stuff

[code6enterprises]

Hey. I just got an e-mail with no subject and a single link in the email. Check this out.

moviepoopshootcom at fanfiction.com (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1419785)

[Zens_7s]

But when, when will Chapter 2 arrive? Here in limbo things can get pretty stale, and that John Edward guy won't stop trying to talk with me...

[code6enterprises]

I wonder who he owes money to.

[Ryall]

I can tell it's fiction because I don't actually have dirty clothes strewn about. The part about me sinking the paper ball in the trash can is right on, though--I have an excellent jump-shot from my desk chair. And I have a cat named "Fletch" so this person just might know me better than I know myself. I look forward to Chapter 2.

[jjcourtright]

How sad to see that I rate so little that he can't even spell my last name correctly.

[Matt1]

If this get's adapted to a stage play, I wanna play Ryall. I know what you're saying, "Matt, why don't you play yourself?" Because I'm a thespian dammit! I need a challenge. Beside, I play with myself too much already. Ummm... I mean that I play myself all the time anyway. Yeah, that's the ticket. Ignore the statement preceeding the previous one.

Taking on such an ambitious role means I'm really gonna have to get into it. I'm gonna have to go full-on "Deniro" on Ryall. I'll move into his apartment, to better observe him belittle semi-retarded teenagers and thirty year old virgins. Get his credit card numbers. Use his toothbrush. Sleep in his bed. Y'know, just normal method actor type stuff. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Ryall]

Well, then, along those lines, I want to play Jessica14.

If you're going to play me properly, you have to develop a deep, abiding love for Coach on old episodes of CHEERS.

[code6enterprises]

I wanna be Dave then.

[Matt1]

I'm sorry, but while I do have a great amount of respect for Coach, there's just no beating Woody. Well actually, there is beating woody, but it's not something I really care to expound on. Damn, did I just make another masturbation reference? I'm not even trying anymore.

And speaking of Cheeers, would it really be a cool thing if every time you went into a bar everybody knew you're name? I mean, if I was Norm I would have to take a step back and seriously reevaluate how I was living my life, if everybody in a bar knew me by my first name. I'd be like, "Well hey, maybe my crippling alcoholism isn't quite as charming as I thought?" But before I could really digest that thought, I'd probably get involved with some wacky caper with Sam to make a fool out of Diane.

[psychofiend]

Holy [censored] my character is in it. I think I should play psychofiend, if you only knew how much I have put into the character. No one is really as crazy as psychofiend.

[karmattack]

Apparently I don't have enough posts to be cool enough and make it as a background character. We journeymen need not apply.

[psychofiend]

I think you must be at least an addict, but I would put you in but I am just an annoying poster what would I know. I know whoever made up that script probably hasn't gotten laid in awhile if ever.

[Zens_7s]

Don't fret, you will be making a cameo appearance. Rumor has it your character will be in the pivotal dance/masturbation/danish-eating scene between Psychofiend (Psychofiend), Jessica14 (Ryall), and Ryall (Matt1). At least that's what the crazy broads on Good Day L.A. reported this morning.

[karmattack]

Sweet! I can't wait to find out who's dancing, who's eating and who's masturbating the danish!

[Zens_7s]

That's the best part, you all are! There are so few great group danish masturbation/dance scenes that the people in the know are already sceaming Academy Award Nomination.

oops, I had to edit this. I spelled "masturbation" wrong. Not a good sign.

[DangerSeeker]

I've been told by my friends that I don't do a very good impression of myself. I wish I was kidding, but I've been corrected on it. Nice friends. I guess I'll handle stage crew, hanging out in the dark, and I swear I wont have any liquor or stuff. WHo's in?

[karmattack]

DUUUUUDE, didn't you read?!
There's going to be dancing and danish masturbating. You're crazy if you sit that one out. Why don't you come along with the team for the big win?
The best thing I've found to cure not being able to act like yourself, or act like yourself would act if it wasn't your self, or do an impression of yourself as you or anyone else...well, just be me. And wack-off a danish!

[psychofiend]

I think I'm dancing with the one legged...

[Matt1]

Listen, before I go participate in any hairbrained, half-cooked danish masturbating scheme, I need to know one thing: Is it or is it not a cheese danish? If so, you can count me in. If not, there is no way I'm giving a reach around to a strawberry danish. I am an artist. I just don't see my character doing that. I mean, we've all heard the story about Ryall and ferret, but I mean c'mon, he's got to have some standards.

[code6enterprises]

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I'll handle stage crew, hanging out in the dark

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But you're the Seeker of Danger. Oh and, Karmaattack, arrange the user list by number of posts and go to the highest page. I found all those people on that page.

[DangerSeeker]

Are you kidding? The shadows are where all the best danger is. Especially drunk. Not drunk. I will not be having any drinks in the dark.