Movie Quotes

[Gome]

Post your favorite movie quote anything you can think of. here is mine


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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered; where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. So the perfect world we dreamed, but your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why The Matrix was redesigned to this...the peak of your civilization.

[psychofiend]

pulp fiction-"It's a chopper, baby."
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre-"The sonofabitch is gunna smell like a slaughterhouse."
Friday the 13th-"Kill her mommy, kill her."
National Lampoon's Vacation-"You'll be singing Zippety-Doo-Dah out of your assholes."
Airheads-"I ain't fartin' on no snare drum"

[Affleckie]

Remember what you were telling me about people in the burbs, Art? People like Skip? People who mow their lawns for the 800th hundred time, and then snap? Well, that US!! It's not them, that's us! WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking into people's windows! WE'RE the ones throwing garbage in the streets, and lighting fires! WE'RE the ones who're acting suspicious and paranoid, Art! WE'RE the lunatics!! Us! It's not them!! It's us.

[Jessica14]

iis in JUWANNA MANN:when the phorn girl says "In my country penis ok! My mom have penis"

[brycejmcewen]

What is a "phorn girl"? Is that suppose to be "porn girl" or "phone girl"? I'm so confused.

One of my favorite movie quotes is from Goodfellas. When Joe Pesci is telling the story in the Copa, just before Ray Liota tells him he is funny, Joe pesci says;

"What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go [censored] your mother."

Now that's a classic.

[karmattack]

The Big Lebowski: "Uh... I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." The Dude, after Bunny says she'll suck his cack for a thousand dollars.
Leprechaun 3: "There once was a lady of Totten/Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten./She cared not for steaks,
Or pastries and cakes/But lived upon penis au gratin."
American Beauty: "Look at me -- jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all down hill from here."
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas: "Know your dope fiend. Your life may depend on it. You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades. His knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim!" -and- "I am Ahab!" -and- "With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
Full Metal Jacket: "Well, Pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts outta my sheeyit." Private Joker after Mother says he's going to rip him a new as$hole.
Boogie Nights: "So it's true. You ARE Brock Landers."

I'm feeling a little like poopoo and peepee jokes today.

[jjcourtright]

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What is a "phorn girl"?

[/ QUOTE ] After seeing this</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
iis in JUWANNA MANN:when the phorn girl says "In my country penis ok! My mom have penis"

[/ QUOTE ] like 4 times, I have come to the conclusion that by "phorn", she means foreign.

[brycejmcewen]

My goodness, I think you are right. If you are, then that is quite possibly the worse misspelling in the history of the internet, and I'm a horrible speller.

WORST SPELLING EVER

[JonnyKnoxvile]

From Resident Evil The Laser Room Scene ~The Black Guy: SH*T
~ As he Gets his hed sliced off!

[psychofiend]

HEAD's up, dickHEAD. Well I think that my HEAD is hurting from that post's mispelling worst mispelling ever.

[Zens_7s]

I thought they meant porn. Shows where my mind is at: in the gutter. I should look on the bright side, if my mind is always in the gutter I will never lose it, and I will always have drinking buddies.

[predator125]

who the [censored] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <font color="green"> </font color>

[jayandbobrock]

im with jessica14 that was funny and jays famous quote snoochie boochies

[Monkeyforahead]

Anything from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

As well as......

Shooter McGavin: Watch out, I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!

Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?

Shooter McGavin: ...... No......

[MurphyMacManus]

Boondock Saints---Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it.And we will send you to whatever god you wish...

[drinknbuddy]

I think we're going to need a bigger boat-Jaws
"CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Teddy from Arsenic and Old Lace
"I'm sorry your honor but we don't live in this courtroom"Philadelphia
"ATTICA,ATTICA" DogDay Afternoon
"Warriors come out and pllllaaaayyyyyyyyy" Warriors

[psychofiend]

"Who's this?"
"A former employee I had to let go"
-Jackie Brown

"Alright. [censored] you, [censored] you, [censored] you, Your cool, [censored] you."
-Half Baked

"Will you be my girlfriend?"
"I would... but I'm gay.I like girls"
-Also Half Baked

"There's a difference between a black girl and a white girl"
"Yeah, I noticed"
-Reservoir Dogs

[**DONOTDELETE**]

i like

MY BABY AIN'T YO BABY'S DADDY (Justice-Jay and SlientBob Strike Back) <font color="purple"> </font color>

[Denyse]

What I find interesting, is that you've misquoted your favorite quote. The correct wording would be, "My MAN ain't your baby's daddy". Way to go...

[psychofiend]

I also believe the phrase was "Bitch, my man ain't your baby's daddy." But what do i know I only used to watch J&amp;SBSB at least once a week.

[THX1138]

I have three.
My first favorite is a quote of a quote.

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
-Hackers

I would like to add.

"WHAT!?! I dinit eat corn!"
Austin Powers Goldmember

"You're going to be the death of me"
"Don't say that master. You're the closest thing I have to a father."
Star Wars Episode II

That quote is quite possibly the best just because of the enormous amount of irony. Man I like the prequel idea.

[Razorback]

You missed the best line in that movie:

"Jedi business, go back to your drinks." /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Infinite_Wizard]

Two Spring to mind.

1) In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us! Classic! (J&amp;SBSB in case no one knows, but I'm guessing you all do!)

2)"Let of some steam Bennett" (commando) Arnie's one liner's will live forever!

[Porcupine_70]

The best movie quote ever is -
"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy"
- Jim Carey as the Cable Guy

Anouther good one is -
"It's not a stage, I'm gonna see it if i go blind
trying"
- Willam Black in Mallrats

[meandmyshadow]

Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke : "man".

[karmattack]

if you're going with Up In Smoke, the best line is definitely "His name is Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph."

[ratm1966]

Two of my favorite movie quote are....

"I don't know. I was just lucky, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killing."

and....

"You're the voice crying out in the wilderness. You're the voice that makes my brain burn and my guts go gooey. Yeah, you gut me. My insides spill on your alter and tell the future. My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature."

[NOFX]

From Clerks the TV show. The Pharoh video game episode that has Dante becoming a little league coach.

Weird like evil fortress guard: Are you here to make a delivery.

Jay (weilding a baseball bat): Yeah a special delivery of pain.

And from Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

You will all remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[PlastcPoopMonstr]

Conan the Barbarian - outside the witches hut
Subatai: I havent eaten in days
Conan: And who says you will

Monty Python's Meaning of Life
"How do you feel today sir."
"Better. Better get a bucket Im gonna throw up."

[pm5k]

National Lampoon's Van Wilder - ''I'd love for your peice to be on me.'' Also- '' Sorry boys, the bakery's closed.''

[psychofiend]

"Do you think animals believe in God???" DOPPELHERZ

[pm5k]

That's Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Not Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.

[pm5k]

Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke -
Chong- " I slept in a ditch last night. I almost froze my balls off."
Cheech- " I didn't think you had any. I wouldn't of stopped."
Half Baked - " I love Butterstuff, Butternuts, Buttercup!"
Half Baked - "Now that's a titi. Fully man, that is an official fully."

[EternalStrife]

"Groovy"

-Bruce Campbell, the Evil Dead series

[spiral]

im really enjoying the fact that as well as reading all your wee tag lines i now get the added bonus of even more film quotes on an unrelated basis.nice thread gentlepeople.

(insert quote here)
a favoured line of susie g: whats your point vanessa?

[FanGirl]

There are so many good quotes from so many good movies. I personally love the lines that are simple one liners that hint at something much bigger. Either foreshadowing wise or inside jokes.

Obi - "That Boy is our last hope."
Yoda - "No. There is another."

Mary Ann Lomax: I told Kevin, the only thing worse than having no father was having mine.
John Milton: I can relate. No, really I can.
Devil's Advocate

[Droogan_Leader]

I know I must sound like a broken record, but ever since I saw A Clockwork Orange for the first time, I have been intrigued by the language used in the movie. It has so fascinated me with its beauty, its catchy-ness, while all the while being a movie full of violence and gore. It suggests [at least to me] that these things too have their place in society. I'm not condoning violence or making a political stand of any kind. To me, the movie seems to be an attempt at providing a 'release' of sorts for societal pressures against violent behavior. Here is a quote from the movie: "What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses the bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?"

This, of course, plays out over the course of the movie, in which Alex chooses to live his life in stark contrast to the established social codes of behavior, and glories in death and destruction:

"Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was gorgeousness and georgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise, silver-flamed and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again, crunched like candy thunder. It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a space ship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures. There were veeks and ptitsas laying on the ground screaming for mercy and I was smecking all over my rot and grinding my boot into their tortured litsos and there were naked devotchkas ripped and creeching against walls and I plunging like a shlaga into them."

I love movies that allow the viewer to go as deep as he or she desires. That is true entertainment, my friends.

[EternalStrife]

'No thanks. I choose life.'

- Sid the Sloth from Ice Age. When pointed out of a shortcut through a dark cavern.

[Omaru]

I chose not to chose life, I chose something else. That explains why I still live at home with my mom.

[EternalStrife]

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I watched clerks last night and I have to say this is the only quote that I love...

"Cool cat. What's its name?"
"Annoying Customer.."

I wish I had a chance to tell someone that! </font color>

[Dr3vil]

Best 2 from clerks:

"THIRTY SEVEN!?"

and

"In a row?"

[Dr3vil]

Easily in my top five quotes of anything, ever:

"We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose - because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist."

"It is purpose that created us,"

"Purpose that connects us,"

"Purpose that pulls us,

"That guides us,"

"That drives us,"

"It is purpose that defines us,"

"Purpose that binds us."

- Smith, The Matrix Reloaded

[EternalStrife]

Hey, nice one. Here's one from Dogma, which by the way, is Kevin's best work!

"No pleasure, no rapture , no exquisite sin greater, than central air."

[code6enterprises]

Salsa shark is one of the best quotes

"Du du du du du du du du, salsa shark. Cage goes into salsa, shark is in the salsa. Ahh!" I don't know if that's exactly right but I think it's close.

[Matt1]

"I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president." -Snake Plissken, Escape From New York

[EternalStrife]

Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

[pm5k]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, &amp; Uncut- Kyle's mom's a big fat bitch.

Evolution- Here birdie, bridie, birdie, birdie. Caw caw, caw caw! Aah ya,ee ee, tokie tokie, caw caw, caw caw.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, &amp; Uncut- Now say big floppy donkey dick.

[ratm1966]

Planet of the Apes

[hurrycane]

Jason X: "Its ok....he just wanted his machetti back"
ID4: "Oh no u did not shoot that green sh*t at me"
Ghostbusters: "Hey where do these stairs go?........They go up!
Basic Instinct: "It's nice"

[DIRTY_SANCHEZ]

" Walter i love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realise the fact you're a goddam moron." The Dude - The Big Lebowski

"You punch like you take it up the ass." De Niro (jake la motta ) Raging Bull

[psychofiend]

"Oh my god I need a new shirt it is so hot that I am sweating like a [censored]."
SEXY BEAST

"Do you know what a rouse is?"
CLERKS

"Your just lucky that your sister stuck with the sausage and didn't end up being a vagina-tarian."
SAY IT ISN'T SO

"I'll Fly up your ass if the money's right."
SAY IT ISN'T SO

and finally...
"Do you know what the bible says about [censored] your sister? Don't."
SAY IT ISN'T SO

[nerudam]

hehehe...hey guys... here's a bunch for ya...get ready...you're gonna wet yourself...

"Don't think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties." - "Well what did I have an effect on?" - "Other than my upchuck reflex...." 10 Things I Hate About You

"Not that I condone fascism. Or and "isms". "Isms", in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism". He should believe in himself. John Lennon said it on his first solo album. "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Afterall, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off people." Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"He'll keep calling me...He'll keep calling me until I come over..He'll make me feel guilty....This is ridiculious...Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, wai- I'll go....Aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!! Forget it, that's it..." Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Psycho-hose beast.." Wayne's World

"Benjamin is noones friend..If Benjamin were an ice cream, he'd be pralins and dick." Wayne's World

"It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you." Waynes World

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle....and a clean pair of shorts.." Ace Ventura

"Who are we calling, sir?" - "I'm calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Louis, I'll be with you in a second..." American President

"If I turn [censored] you die.." Analyze This

"Two wayward travellers stuck in a Geo with a guy named Vic. " Forces of Nature

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" - "Germans?" - "Forget it, he's rolling..." Animal House

"Joygasm!!!" Batman Forever

"Illinois Nazis...*pshaw*..."I hate Illinois Nazis..." Blues Brothers

"Maybe there is life after death." - "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marraige." Clue

"Leave Graham squealin' from the feelin'." - "Squeakin' from the freakin'." - "Oinkin' from the boinkin'." Down Periscope

"I'd like an omlet." - "What would you like in the omlet?" - "Nothing." - "Nothing?" - "Nothing, nothing at all." - "Well, technically, sir, that's not an omlet.." - "I don't want to get into a semantic argument over it, I just want the protien." Grosse Point Blank

"What is this, Hump a Limey week or something?" A Fish Called Wanda

"You people make my a$$ twitch.." French Kiss

"In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Eidie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.." Goonies

"HEEEEEEYYYY YOOOOOOOUUUUU GGGUUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS!!!!!" Goonies

"Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled first.." Grumpy Old Men

"Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal." Hot Shots

"You're a psychopath." - "No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right." Grosse Point Blank

"Here goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, while running a red light and speeding!" Liar Liar

"But my teacher says that real beauty is on the inside." - "That's just something ugly people say.." Liar Liar

"Jaaaaaaauuust a bit outside.." Major League

"Do not twist my noodle toy poodle!" Man on the Moon

"Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!" The Mask

"Wow, that sounds like a really good deal...But I got a better one..How 'bout I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call." The Matrix

"Well f*ck my ozone." Me, Myself &amp; Irene

"The two yutes." - "The two what? Did you say yutes??" - "Yeah, two yutes..." - "What is a yute?" - "Oh..excuse me your honor two *you-ths*" My Cousin Vinny

"Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics." Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Inconceivable!" The Princess Bride

"Don't be tellin me about foot massages, I'm the foot-f*ckin' master!" - "You given a lot of em?" - "Shit yeah, got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin or nothing..." Pulf Fiction

"Every time you pass up sex, you're cheating out yourself. Think about it Josh, you're in college...The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day." Road Trip

"With excitment like this, who is needing enemias?" Short Circuit

"Hey laser lips, your mama was a snow blower!" Short Circuit

"Newton! We are wasting valueless time!!" Short Circuit

"Fat guy in a little coat..." Tommy Boy

"Describe your idea of a perfect date." - "That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket." Miss Congeniality

"What was it like?" - "It was windy.." Twister

"You don't have what they call..de social skills." Waterboy

"He would have an enormous svanstucker." Young Frankenstien

"All you men are all alike...7 or 8 quick ones and you're off with the boys...Oh I think I love him.." Young Frankenstien

"Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. That's what momma always says. She says that beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself at a new beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.." Hope Floats

/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif I'll think of more...but those are just a few in my arsenal!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

peace out home slice! a-dawg

[Remission]

Oh brother where art thou: God damn were in a tight spot!

[nerudam]

ooh! I forgot ones from my fave movie:

"STUPID!!!! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!" UHF

"Today we're teaching poodles how to fly!" UHF

"You get to drink from, the fire hose!" UHF

"This is important. This means something." UHF