I kniw everything about jay and silent bob

[SnowBall]

I bet you ill no anything about jay and silent bob. g'head ask me anyhting.

[BrianLynch]

It's "nothing can kill the grimace", there, expert.

[Dr3vil]

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It's "nothing can kill the grimace", there, expert.

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I believe he's referencing the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur, NOT clerks, you ignoramous.

Okay, what classic view askew venacular did the caption people get wrong in Clerks?

[SnowBall]

ummm....ok, i dont no everything, but i no alot...so ask me more

[SnowBall]

you're right, i couldnt remember

[BrianLynch]

You changed your quote so it's correct, bravo!

Here's my question---

1. What do Jay and Bob order at the diner in CHASING AMY?
2. What's the name of the air freshener that Silent Bob uses to defeat the [censored] demon in DOGMA?
3. What two shops are behind baby Jay and baby Bob in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK?
4. What modes of transportation do Jay and Bob actually take to get from NJ to California in STRIKE BACK?

[SnowBall]

#4 is bus and car

[SnowBall]

I ave come to the conclusion that i dontno anything about jay and silent bob, but i will no everything in clerks!!!!! so ask me about that

[BrianLynch]

1. What are two of the names they call the cat in the store?

2. How much is the fine charged to Dante for selling cigarettes to a minor?

3. What's the name of the song that Jay and Bob dance to outside of the store?

4. Name four movies that Randall orders in front of the little girl that wants HAPPY SCRAPPY HERO PUP.

5. Who's wake does Dante want to go to, and how did he or she die? And what happened at the service that caused him to leave early?

[SnowBall]

1.-Annoying customer
-peptic ulcer
2.500$
3.its the song that they sing at the beginning of jsbsb
4.-put it where it doesnt belong
-my pipes need cleaning
-cum on eilene
-cum buns 3
5.-julie dwyer
-embolismin her brain while swimming in a ymca swimming pool to lose some wheight because she was going to be on tv and ts quint told her that the camera adds ten pounds
-Randal knocked her casket over

[CHEMICALX]

[list] #3: The Quick Stop and the Video Store #4: A Tour Bus (in the edited version they didn't show them riding it)... ..Carrie Fisher's car,The Mystery Machine,the chick's van,a jeep,plus lots o walkin and hitch hiking!!
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[CHEMICALX]

[list] #2: $10,000 #3: "Jay's Rap" or "Jungle Love" by: The Time #5: She drowned and Randal nocked over the casket..

[CHEMICALX]

okay I have most of the movie titles that i could make out here's the list:
Whispers in the Wind,I need your cock,cumming in socks,pink pussy lips,all holes filled with hard cock, put it where it doesn't belong, to each it's own,girls who crave cock,girls who crave cum,ass worshiping ring jobbers,cum on Eileene,all tit fuking vol. 8, cum clean, cumbuns 3, cum gargling naked sluts, huge black cock with pearly white cum, and oh yeah... how could I almost forget: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!!!
(oh and the video stores name is RST Video I think right?) /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Aaron]

I love how Bryan is just screwing with this guys head
Bravo my friend, bravo /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
My main question is, how much can you know about J&amp;SB when your thread is titled "I kniw.."?

[dancool26]

jay and silent bob is the best movie ever and if i hear anyone cussin em down i will make them eat my [censored] [censored].

[Omaru]

Dude, if you were female, I'd have incentive to diss J&amp;SBSB against my will. but as ur not, I won't

[Aaron]

Dan could technically be Danielle...
Anyway, after 6 pints I doubt you'd care either way
Or is that just me... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

[bartleby]

You say that like it's something to be proud of.

[Aaron]

Wow, my powers of sarcasm amaze even myself...

[deadworld]

If u know everything then how big is his dick?

[jjcourtright]

Nice of you to bring back a topic that no one has commented on since the beginning of April. Bravo.

[deadworld]

thnx /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

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[Tongue]

And the test tube was spilled by whom?????????

[Aaron]

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

I defy you to find a dumber one... go on... I dare you!

[Antonio_Bay]

I don't kniw anything about Jay and Silent Bob.

[phit_demon]

What's with all the "Posts: n/a"?

[Jason_Brown]

And a post deleted by Scott Tipton? How often did that ever happen? Ryall must have been on vacation.

[Aaron]

What's with all the "Posts: n/a"?
To keep the forum running at a half decent speed you need to clear info off the servers.
Anyone who hasn't posted in over a year got axed.





I knows stuff.

VOTE AARON FOR MOD

[Sheriff]

If you know stuff, what line did Jay screw up in Clerks but they kept it in the movie.

No google cheating, cheater.

[Aaron]

It's the weird saying his Mother (?) says about girlfriends.
He even mentions how he fucks it up.















VOTE AARON FOR MOD

[Antonio_Bay]

To keep the forum running at a half decent speed you need to clear info off the servers.
Anyone who hasn't posted in over a year got axed.

I noticed a few weeks back that one of Zens two profiles had been deleted. Shame really, having that many posts and all.

[Aaron]

I think she'll be the first to tell you, she owns this place, no matter how many posts she got ;)

[puggso_32]

If you know stuff, what line did Jay screw up in Clerks but they kept it in the movie.

No google cheating, cheater.

I'm sure that was in the script that mess up! ;)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Sure, if you don't make with the head!