SModcast Fan Thread (Please Note That Neither Kevin Nor Scott Post Here)

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Check it out:
http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/?cat=58

[BizarroPunisher]

Just listened to it this afternoon. It was just decent until they started talking about letting a gay bar rent Wolfy. After that it was awesome. Also, the oriental/asian conversation was pretty good.

[BizarroPunisher]

Didn't like number 2 all that much. I would rather they didn't include the sound effects and voice clips. Anyway, I'm still looking forward to next week's SModcast.

[liza9791]

I love the SModcasts..granted they aren't rolling on the floor laughing funny all the way through..but they are enough to make me giggle, smile, and laugh out loud..for me that is enough. There isn't much good humor left in the movies or anywhere else in entertainment these days..because of that, I am thankful for Kevin Smith and his posse...

when the casts aren't ROFLMAO funny they are intellectual and interesting to listen to...I enjoy listening to the SMopinions...:D

[UncaScroogeMcD]

SModcast 4 is up...

http://quickstopentertainment.com/smodcast/

[pureevilmatt]

It's like a miracle. By the time I hear the second flick of the lighter, I'm out. SMODCAST cured my insomnia.

[b2th3myth]

i could listen to kevin smith tell a story anytime. i swear i love smodcast it is by far the best "podcast" out there

[yakkern]

In SModcast 7 why does Mr Smith sound like Mr Mosier or indeed Mr Samuel Jackson? Is this just me and some inner need for 'Uncle Smitty' to sound like Samuel Jackson :eek:

[lp2xxx]

Smodcast is my all time favorite thing to listen to on the net. :cool:

[fulltimecasual]

smodcast is my favourite podcast of the week, please pass a big thank you to the boys. one thing i want to know though, how do you get away with playing all that copyrighted material?

have you got some kind of arrangment or are you just waiting for the riaa to contact you?

[Pomeu]

How high were Kev and Mosier during that whole chicken's soul discussion on that second to last Shmodcast?

[yakkern]

Indeed they were, I think SModcast 12 was the comedown episode. It did however contain the great line 'One cock in the mouth shy of being gay' which I for one will be putting up there in my top ten insults to use list.

[FraggleCok]

Smith telling us about his old theatre days was pretty interestin, i wonder if that video of him in Grease is floatin around the net sumwhere

[yakkern]

Blinding SModcast this week, check it oot. I had to stop listening to it for a while in the office cause I was crying with laughter.

Good work fellas.

[XeRocks81]

HEY MALCOLM YOU IDIOT. IT'S FUCKING STEPHEN HARPER! SINCE JANUARY 2006!! :) ;) :p

[Dyerseve792]

I wanna watch Walters tape of the devils game. We should get that up here.

[BankHoldup]

Yea I wanna see Walts video too.

But someone tell Walt that his logic is whacked on being no Loch Ness ... new species of animals are found every year... and there always will be. ... but Walt said that being 2007 it would have been found by now.. however, he said earlier that he thoughts Rods were a new species discovered yet. So why cant Loch Ness Monster be a species not identified yet ? rofl

[cklein]

Near the end of one Smodcast, I can't recall which, when Kevin and Scott were talking about a species that overthrew the human race, I thought of Day of the Tentacle, that Lucas Arts game. I couldn’t believe Kevin didn’t pick up on it, being the George Lucas fan that he is. Maybe he’s not into computer games. Anyway, there’s my two cents. Thanks.

P.S. - Smodcast is the funniest bullshitting around I've ever heard

[Nobodies]

My primary form of entertainment (at least in the daytime) is podcasts. I was a little worried that this one was going to suck based on the first two. But like anything else, with practice, it's gotten so much better. I love this cast. It's always interesting, and usually pretty damn funny. What else can you ask for?

[dtcb]

I was also into the whole wacky conversation on loch ness, big foot and UFO/rods. I kinda disagree with Walt on the whole new species thing for 'rods'. If these rods were bugs zooming around, eventually we would have a carcass. Just like loch nessy isn't real because at least one of them should have gone turd-float by now or washed up on shore (they can't all sink).

Still, at least Walt has a theory that's original. I have no effin' clue what rods are.

If those guys are into flea markets, they should come over to hong kong and go down some of street markets (and not the usual tourist markets). Tons of goofy crap being sold. Everything from Lego knockoffs to speaker cable to hooker lingerie.

It's good to hear Jason Mewes is getting roles in films and he's doing well.

I hope they can keep the SModcasts rollin'. They are sheer entertainment.

[sadsadfanboy]

Smodcast rules Mr. Smith. Keep up the good work. By the By, you don't happen to know where I could roll up on Karny #1 by Walt and Brian do you?

[yakkern]

Oh man, its the SMod cast I thought I would never hear, Mrs Schwalbach in da house. A very brave man or should I say a very brave lady regarding what Mr Smith has divulged to the masses along the way. Brilliant work Mr & Mrs 'S' Smith I can honestly say its prob the funniest and insightful episode into Sir's own psych so far, truly m'lady you are a diamond.

My rating

Five out of five Llama's
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[dtcb]

SMODcast #20 (best....smodcast.....ever!).

I love smodcast. Being a blabbermouth who hijacks conversation; smodcast it is theraputic for me. I shut my pie-hole and listen. And laugh....alot. Shows me what I'm missing if I keep talking. They are great conversations that save me from some tedious tasks at work. It helps keep the mind from slacking.

[marksiwel]

Oh man, its the SMod cast I thought I would never hear, Mrs Schwalbach in da house. A very brave man or should I say a very brave lady regarding what Mr Smith has divulged to the masses along the way. Brilliant work Mr & Mrs 'S' Smith I can honestly say its prob the funniest and insightful episode into Sir's own psych so far, truly m'lady you are a diamond.

My rating

Five out of five Llama's
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4364/llamacw3.jpg

Anyone notice the tension when it came to Kevin's Mother? Mrs. Smith seems not to like her.
Also the whole relgion thing is alittle hashed out. The whole "Do you own slaves" just isnt a good argument in a serious conversation, then again I doubt most old people really want to talk about it.

[Attardog]

Hey All,

Just got finished listening to Lynching Vixen. The podcast was hilarious as per usual.

I remember watching that particular Christmas special. I had totally forgotten about the fact that both the heat and cold miser used to scare the shit out of me. I had nightmares about them for like a week, especially when all those little mini misers pop out and dance with with them. Bumbles the abominable snow man used to get to me as well. Call me a pussy, but that stuff was pretty surreal and creepy.

BTW does anyone know if "Race for Your Life Charlie Brown" is available? I could not find it on Netflix and usually they have got just about everything. I remember watching that on HBO when I was little and wanted to try to get it for my son.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Hey All,

Just got finished listening to Lynching Vixen. The podcast was hilarious as per usual.

I remember watching that particular Christmas special. I had totally forgotten about the fact that both the heat and cold miser used to scare the shit out of me. I had nightmares about them for like a week, especially when all those little mini misers pop out and dance with with them. Bumbles the abominable snow man used to get to me as well. Call me a pussy, but that stuff was pretty surreal and creepy.

BTW does anyone know if "Race for Your Life Charlie Brown" is available? I could not find it on Netflix and usually they have got just about everything. I remember watching that on HBO when I was little and wanted to try to get it for my son.

Unfortunately, no... RACE is not available... Truly, a forgotten Peanuts classic...

[Firestone2489]

So when is Mosier gonna be back? Don't get me wrong they're still funny i just think the ones with Mosier are funnier.

[Case]

First off, SModcast is awesome. I've gone from casual fan of Mr. Smith himself (I've always been a big Clerks/Clerks 2 fan) to hardcore fan of the whole SModcast posse almost overnight (I've gone through every episode in the space of about three days).

Anyhow, I'm posting with a request. OK, really I'm just begging: A good deal of the music on the cast is easily recognizable but there are a few songs that I would LOVE to find, I'm just not familiar with them (obscure 80's favorites of Kevin's?). I know SModcast is free and it's hard to ask anyone to do more work for no money but, is there any chance of getting a song list tacked onto the info about the new shows? It would make my day, and I'm venturing to guess there might be others similarly interested?

Thanks so much for doing the podcast, they've contributed to three of the best days at work in recent memory, and I'm looking forward to the new episodes.

[marksiwel]

I downloaded them all and listened to everyone coming and going to work. I've listened to all of them in 2 weeks. It lasts almost to the minute the entire train ride I have to take. Its better than a book. My only problem is I am trying so hard not to laugh (and failing) people look at me like I'm nuts.

I really enjoy them. I like that they have been mixed up alittle over the last few episodes, but Mosier is still great.

Mrs Smith is starting to warm up to me. Before she was just sorta Meh. I didnt like her, but I didnt hate her.

I still laugh about the whole Prime Minster of Canada thing. Its kinda sad that the home of the smodcast has sooooooo little conversation about it.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Mos will be back in 2 weeks... A brand new guest co-host makes his SMod debut this coming Monday.

As for the music, while I won't post a full list, if there're any tracks that are nagging at your subconscious, feel free to ask me and I'll let you know what they are (since I'm the one that does the song selection).

[phit_demon]

Hey Unca, are there any more commentaries from your good self on the horizon? I really liked the one you did on Sith.

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Hey Unca, are there any more commentaries from your good self on the horizon? I really liked the one you did on Sith.

You're kidding, right? I didn't think *anybody* liked that...

[phit_demon]

You're kidding, right?
Completely not. Maybe I'm alone, but I'd love to hear ones for the other two red-headed step-children.

[dtcb]

Latest Smodcast discusses scorpions and spiders.....and the horrors of a brown recluse spider bite. Never had to misfortune to encounter one but, have seen a funnel web spider in my buddies bathroom down in Australia (North of Sydney, North Ryde). The damn thing came at me!! Like it had a shot at taking me down. Front legs up....scooting at me. I friggin' jumped back and slammed the door in it's face only to see it scoot under the door. I had to boogy down the hall a few feet before it lost me. Frig-a-dig! My buddy said it was probably hiding under the toilet lid. The toilet lid!! Waiting to bite you on your ass....or worse! Talk about the freak out shivers.

I don't normally kill spiders (because they are natural pest control) but, I took it personal and cranked it with a shovel from the yard. I literally walked out of the house, onto the back deck where everyone was hanging out, grabbed the shovel next to the deck, and brought it in to bash the crap out of this spider. 2 to 3 hits until it was woodstain.

I stayed up all night after that. I was staying over at his house (too far from the hotel back in Sydney and we were all drinking). I couldn't sleep with my imagination going a mile a minute. I was seeing the creepy crawly things everywhere.

And these guys live in suburbia with this happening! Nope, not moving to Australia any time soon unless I'm in a vacuum sealed Howard Hughes apartment.

[Attardog]

As a trained entomologist (I've got a Bachelors in Entomology from the University of Massachusetts and worked on Mosquitoes for my PhD in Genetics) I think spiders on the whole get a bad rap.

Most actual spider bites are very infrequent and many times bites or skin problems are blamed on spiders, but not really from a spider. I am not entirely convinced that that abscess that that guy had was directly due to the spider bite. It looks more like a bacterial infection to me.

If you get some sort of an insect or spider bite make sure you wash it and treat it with antibiotic ointment and it will never get to the point where that guys face was. If it does start to swell, go to the doctor they will take care of it. It does not have to be that bad.

Also there are some misconceptions out there as to the type of spider that is doing this. The true "Hobo" spiders are different from the Brown Recluse. Brown recluse bites are actually much worse than what that guy had. The toxin they inject slowly causes your tissue around the bite area to die, resulting in some really awful lesions as seen in the following link (warning not for the sqeamish). However their bites are very infrequent and are usually because they are being threatened.

http://www.keypointgraphics.com/images/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day10.jpg
(Sorry about the broken link the first time, it should be working now.)

Now! If you really want a spider to worry about check this bad larry out! One of my own creations :eek:

http://www.keypointgraphics.com/images/robospider.jpg

[dtcb]

I think spiders do alright; besides being creepy and damn eagghhh! Eight legs and beedy bundles of eyes. Frig-a-din Yaaaayaa!

Never mind; I'm Arachnaphobic. I do the heebee jeebee bugaloo every time I see the movie Arachnaphobia. Especially when that huge queen spider chomps down on that dude's inner thigh while he's in bed.....Worst Spider Episode, Ever!

Now Cockroaches and Mosquitoes, Circle of Life be damned, they have no friggin rights to existence. "I shtomp on dem! Ya!" And unfortunately, there is plenty of both in hong kong.

[phantomgrave]

Yeah, the conversation about the brown recluse spider really freaked me out. I was laying in bed listening to the smodcast, then they started talking about it. I was like "OMG NOES! IT'S UNDER MY BLANKET" D:
I did indeed take me a little longer to go to sleep, therefore I woke up like 15 minutes before class started this morning. I had to scurry out quickly so I wouldnt be late haha. Was a great smodcast as usual though. :D

[Dexstar100]

anybody know if we get a new SModcast today, even if its supposedly a holiday. I don't take the day off....

[CherryRebel]

anybody know if we get a new SModcast today, even if its supposedly a holiday. I don't take the day off....

we did indeed get #27 today! Moser's back!

[Dexstar100]

oh shit!! now that's what's up!!

[dtcb]

I've entered the SMODcast contest. And now have no idea what I would do with that Mary Jane statue if I won. I'll be proud to have won it, knowing where it came from; and refuse not to place it somewhere prominant. But, it will be the most ackward conversation piece on display. The statue is kind of like the leg lamp in the movie "A Christmas Story."

Honestly, where would you place a little statue of a hot woman daisy-duking "new school" style with a thong? And bent over laundry no less?

Hmmmmm?

I guess you could say I'm a bit more fortunate if I do win as these type of statues are quite common in Asia. Lots of Sailor Moon statues with scant clothes and impossible anatomy in stationary and toy shops on the streets (what's with the friggin big eyes?).

So, with it visible in the surrounding culture; maybe I can get away with it on my desk? And in all honesty, it would reduce stress levels better than a chia pet or some crappy motivational poster.

The Mary Jane statue certainly is less Nerd-en-freuden than the robot warrior thingies most guys have but, just one step removed from a playboy poster and some form of sexual harassment I'm sure.

The guys in our Australia office have a poster of Wonder Woman on the wall in a high visibility spot and nobody seems to be concerned. Then again: a. It is Wonder Woman. b. she isn't bent over the wash in a thong and smiling like a cougar: "come get some!"

What do you guys think? What would you do with Mary Jane......?

[CherryRebel]

rig her into a bong! smokin maryjanes out of MaryJanes ass.. perfection

[dtcb]

Wow! Agreed!

[marksiwel]

rig her into a bong! smokin maryjanes out of MaryJanes ass.. perfection
I like the way you think, can a subscribe to your newsletter.

[marksiwel]

Pretty good Podcast, Mosier is getting better at it me thinks.
Pixar Pete! Lol! Classic

Kevin Tends to repeat himself, heard the Scottland story twice before?

But the Mos' makes me chuckle.

A live call in show would be too much like the Q & A's and I think would sorta steer out of control. Sometimes when watching Kevin answer questions you just want to scream when they ask "Jay and Bob this....: or "Drugs that". The 15-20 year old Stoner crowd shouldnt be let near the mic.

Why not just take well written emails and read and answer them on Smodcast?

Or I dont know, get like 10 people he knows and have them go around the room.

I wanna see Smodcast with Video, I dont care if its just two dudes sitting, I think it would be a good use of my video ipod (that is unless, Keven and Crew all nude then I'll pass)

[dtcb]

Mosier: "Are we out of site of civilization?!" "Anyone want to see a Faggus?" Hilarious! The banter kills me.

Yeah, I think it would suck if a SMODCast open-call evening was met with lame ass troglodyte queries and statements. I am truly impressed by Kevin's devotion to the fans but, ironically folks standing up to talk to him tend to be donks. I have only seen a few questions that were worth a damn.

But, I have faith too. I believe he'd probably get something set up with 'net queries and screen out the dregs. Probably have one of his almighty webmasters on quickstop or view askew to moderate (or even be there to verbally narrate queries for kicks).

It would be great if he could get a roundtable like he has done for commentary tracks but, .....it might be harder to contain, as the banter would be flying.

Whatever the case, I'm totally sold on SMODCast.

[Viewt]

Hey guys, just curious about SModcast #8. What's the name of the first song (intro)? It's been eating at me since I heard it a few days ago.

Thanks,
Karl

[Thetallguy]

re: smodcast 28

The experiment with the actor in the other room was in a video my 10th grade psychology class had to watch.

[marksiwel]

re: smodcast 28

The experiment with the actor in the other room was in a video my 10th grade psychology class had to watch.
me too!

I went to the website he was talking about, (not the dog one) about the lsd thing, it was fucked up

[Firestone2489]

Last year I wrote a paper about the effects of an authority figure. It included stuff from both the Stanford Prison Experiment, and Stanley Milgram's experiment. I hate college classes during high school.

[marksiwel]

So this episode was just Kevin and Scott reading from that website. It was funny, I nearly lost a lung laughing at the
"Why are you showing me a Turkey head?"
"You want to fuck it? You're gonna die anyway!"

Oh man classic.
But otherwise it was just that website, it only took me a few minutes to read what was on the website anyway.

[Firestone2489]

Phenomenal SModcast this week. I just got done listening. I was rolling. The Smith version of the events was hilarious. I'm a fan and I was amazed with the hilarity.

[marksiwel]

Clue is a great Movie, Sorry Kevin, but how can you not enjoy Clue? Couldnt disagree more.
I wont get up in your face about it, I wont even go as far as mock you, its just a good movie.

[phantomgrave]

I loved Kevins versions of Harry Potter and what he thought should happen. xD

[crashcrawford]

I'm so disappointed--I heard David Lynch movies in this weeks smodcast and thought not only is someone going to explain Lost Highway to me--BUT Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are going to discuss it! I have seen it so many times since 97ish and I show it to everyone--I haven't found ayone who gets it! I always threaten to get high for the first time and watch this friggin movie.....can anyone explain it to me??????? I need to know so bad I joined this forum to ask!

[marksiwel]

I'm so disappointed--I heard David Lynch movies in this weeks smodcast and thought not only is someone going to explain Lost Highway to me--BUT Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are going to discuss it! I have seen it so many times since 97ish and I show it to everyone--I haven't found ayone who gets it! I always threaten to get high for the first time and watch this friggin movie.....can anyone explain it to me??????? I need to know so bad I joined this forum to ask!
You assume Lost Highway CAN be explained.

[crashcrawford]

You assume Lost Highway CAN be explained.
touche!

[Aaron]

Clue is a great Movie, Sorry Kevin, but how can you not enjoy Clue? Couldnt disagree more.
I wont get up in your face about it, I wont even go as far as mock you, its just a good movie.
You do know HE won't see this post right?

[jdesantis1234]

I love the Smodcasts. However, being such a film geek, I wish Kevin and Scott would aim a little more attention to hard to find dvd rents etc. It is nice to look into what makes people tick.

Also, it is getting closer to Halloween. I wonder if they would do a horror film tribute show.

JIM

[marksiwel]

You do know HE won't see this post right?
How do you know?
How do you know...I say "The Clerks Guy' spends alot of time online, and he posts over at viewaskew, who is to say he doesnt atleast look at this board? I bet he does.

Regardless...

[Dexstar100]

I love the Smodcasts. However, being such a film geek, I wish Kevin and Scott would aim a little more attention to hard to find dvd rents etc. It is nice to look into what makes people tick.

Also, it is getting closer to Halloween. I wonder if they would do a horror film tribute show.

JIM


I somewhat disagree about the aiming of attention to hard to find dvd rents etc. I like the concept of the show basically being two guys talking about whatever comes to mind for an hour, putting music to it, recording it, and making it available for the "minute" fanbase (which am us) to listen and enjoy. In fact, I especially like the earlier casts when Kevin and Scott were doing some catching up and then trying to find things to talk about. Such as Mosier's dog....may he rest in peace. Although, a Halloweenish themed showed would most likely be hillarious.

[dtcb]

The entertainment is these guys spew what they want on SMODCast. Somehow, I am happy to listen in to whatever they are talking about, even if it is mind shattering horror like a datschund dragging its genitalia along the ground or amazing revelations on Helen Keller. I'm guessing the lack of agenda keeps it interesting.

And I have a feeling, by association, some stuff on this messageboard may eventually get back to Mr. Smith via someone else.......especially if it is about masturbating dogs, turkey stick-sex, or a "List of why Scott Mosher is so Gay" web page (probably done by his own hands).



I wonder if Scott Mosher's wife would be willing to sit in on a SMODCast to refute Kevin's allegations? Or maybe one of his travelling companions like Pixar Pete to enforce the misconception? Ha!

One interesting thing for me that came up in Cast 29 was their avid following of the Harry Potter stories. These guys are really into them. I've personally never read any of the books and only seen the movies. And for some reason, part of me has no desire to read the books. I know a lot of adults who have; and I don't doubt Rowling wrote them for a wide audience (and wrote them well). People who have read the Potter series always tell me to read them. But, something about wizards and following a child who basically gets abused throughout the series keeps me from reading them.

[Dexstar100]

u know where its at man!!..about the orginality and hilarious concept that is the SModcast.

a word about the Potter bug. I felt the same way u did about the whole thing. Everyone was suprised that I didn't like Harry Potter. "U should," they would say, "u like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings." But so what just cause I like one thing doesn't automatically mean that I'll like something else. I mean, why the hell would I want to know about some punk ass boy that goes to school to be a wizard. Then one night, I decided to watch one of these movies just to put as specific point on my dislike of Potter. Now, I have to admit that after watching the first one that night I became hooked and watched the rest. Then, I got into the books. I actually enjoy the books better. The storytelling is deeper and the continuity (something that I am a huge fan of), as the books go on, stays fresh and interesting.

Not trying to tell u to read them. Just expressing a point of view.

Mosier and Mr. and Mrs. Smith should do a 3-way SModcast!!!!:D

[ranger244]

love the smodcast!

[phit_demon]

(which am us).
Really? That didn't set little grammar alarms off in your head?

[Dexstar100]

Really? That didn't set little grammar alarms off in your head?

not when it's style, son!!!

[Dexstar100]

life is cruel!! I am, at the moment, unable to download this week's SModcast episode...:mad:

[phit_demon]

not when it's style, son!!!
Style - is that ebonics for illiteracy?

[phantomgrave]

*cries* I accidentally deleted all the SModcasts off my ipod, and forgot that they werent backed up on my pc. :(
And iTunes is being crappy and not downloading any of the episodes anymore, so I have to find and download them manually. D:

[UncaScroogeMcD]

*cries* I accidentally deleted all the SModcasts off my ipod, and forgot that they werent backed up on my pc. :(
And iTunes is being crappy and not downloading any of the episodes anymore, so I have to find and download them manually. D:

Here they are:

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/category/smodcast/

[phantomgrave]

Yeah, but the servers are soooo slow. They go at like less than 50KB/s. :( I usually get like 700KB/s download speed. But I found out all I have to do in iTunes is keep trying to dl them and they will eventually start working. I only have 6 left to dl...woot!
I also realized I lost all my videos on my ipod too. :(
What a sucky day.

[dtcb]

smodcast 30 - a tough one.

kevin and scott chime on news about some law official pedophile. My opinion on this leans way past Kevin's and into hell on this earth like territory for pedo's. Mercy for none.

Was in a room where everyone was debating what to do with pedophiles once captured. About a dozen folks talking back and forth; more than a few holding the same opinions as Kevin and some like Scott. brutal elongated death or euthanasia. Some advocating life in prison.

These are the type of conversations that people chime up on their opinion and defend it venemently. And the Stephen King in me comes out on these kind of things so I kept quiet during the whole conversation.

Well, somehow, someone (pro-death) asked my opinion. Probably knowing what they would get, which was the following:

"We should consolidate pedophile offenders into one prison. That prison would also be a collection point for convicted prison rapists. Convicted prison rapists would be given two options; fulfill a requirement or lethal injection. Those who took the first option would be led into a room where a convicted pedophile would be bent over a table with his hands and feet nailed down to the table and floor. The convicted rapist would be given a condom covered in fiberglass fletchets and soaked in turpentine and told, "you don't leave the room until he's dead; and not by strangulation or blunt force trauma. Failure equals death, and that guy screaming with his extensions nailed down is a convicted child molester. Get to work scum!"

The screams from the room would be recorded and played 24/7 for the other inmates waiting to die in same fashion."

After that quick statement, I got up and walked over to the fridge to refill my drink (Vodka Cranberry). I had a thought and added: "And that was only one idea. I had a few more. Flavors of horror and such." After that comment, the room universally condemned me. Too much they said.

Eh, whatever. Obviously, I am not in the legal system or a lobbyist for certain types of prison reform. So, it will never be my say (which is probably for the best; as I believe convicted child molesters should be violently removed from society in such as to keep every day of their lives in fear of committing the act).

But, what would the rest of you folks feel is punishment enough for the heinous act of child molestation?

[marksiwel]

smodcast 30 - a tough one.

kevin and scott chime on news about some law official pedophile. My opinion on this leans way past Kevin's and into hell on this earth like territory for pedo's. Mercy for none.

Was in a room where everyone was debating what to do with pedophiles once captured. About a dozen folks talking back and forth; more than a few holding the same opinions as Kevin and some like Scott. brutal elongated death or euthanasia. Some advocating life in prison.

These are the type of conversations that people chime up on their opinion and defend it venemently. And the Stephen King in me comes out on these kind of things so I kept quiet during the whole conversation.

Well, somehow, someone (pro-death) asked my opinion. Probably knowing what they would get, which was the following:

"We should consolidate pedophile offenders into one prison. That prison would also be a collection point for convicted prison rapists. Convicted prison rapists would be given two options; fulfill a requirement or lethal injection. Those who took the first option would be led into a room where a convicted pedophile would be bent over a table with his hands and feet nailed down to the table and floor. The convicted rapist would be given a condom covered in fiberglass fletchets and soaked in turpentine and told, "you don't leave the room until he's dead; and not by strangulation or blunt force trauma. Failure equals death, and that guy screaming with his extensions nailed down is a convicted child molester. Get to work scum!"

The screams from the room would be recorded and played 24/7 for the other inmates waiting to die in same fashion."

After that quick statement, I got up and walked over to the fridge to refill my drink (Vodka Cranberry). I had a thought and added: "And that was only one idea. I had a few more. Flavors of horror and such." After that comment, the room universally condemned me. Too much they said.

Eh, whatever. Obviously, I am not in the legal system or a lobbyist for certain types of prison reform. So, it will never be my say (which is probably for the best; as I believe convicted child molesters should be violently removed from society in such as to keep every day of their lives in fear of committing the act).

But, what would the rest of you folks feel is punishment enough for the heinous act of child molestation?
Whatever happened to Ole' Sparky?
http://z.about.com/d/civilliberty/1/0/I/1/-/-/electricchair500.jpg

[Dexstar100]

Style - is that ebonics for illiteracy?

hey dude, hey. Why u keep comin at me all like that. I'm not feelin that man. Why u gotta find somethin to trip on everytime I post. I just like to use horribly incorrect grammer every once in a while. Aight, so don't hate.....congratulate!!!!:D

[Dexstar100]

Whatever happened to Ole' Sparky?
http://z.about.com/d/civilliberty/1/0/I/1/-/-/electricchair500.jpg
........that picture makes me unconfortable:(

[phit_demon]

I'm not feelin that man.
What man? Do you usually feel men?

[Dexstar100]

What man? Do you usually feel men?

not often....but what I meant by that was that I was not feeling you're coming after me just about everytime I post. And since my "ebonics" seem to make no sense to u, that means that I don't appreciate your finding something negative to remark on almost every post I do. The first few times was cool and all but now its beginnig to get insipid

[looking4answers]

Gentlemen, can we all just get along?

[phit_demon]

not often....but what I meant by that was that I was not feeling you're coming after me just about everytime I post. And since my "ebonics" seem to make no sense to u, that means that I don't appreciate your finding something negative to remark on almost every post I do. The first few times was cool and all but now its beginnig to get insipid
I suppose I just fail to see why you would type such garbage when your post above shows you can do a proper job when you want to.
You are not a pimp, you are not a gangster, and you are obviously not retarded; so does us all a favour and stop writing like one.
That is all.

[Dexstar100]

I suppose I just fail to see why you would type such garbage when your post above shows you can do a proper job when you want to.
You are not a pimp, you are not a gangster, and you are obviously not retarded; so does us all a favour and stop writing like one.
That is all.

u sir are quite right. and seeing how u know me so well, I will be sure to refrain from using all pimpish, gangsterish, and reatarded words and phrases. This is obviously not a place for me to express myself, in written form, in anyway that I choose. It is now clear to me that there is a code of ethics in place here that, while unclear to me initially, I now see and must follow. Thank you, kind sir, and may I apologize for accusing u for attacking me. I now see u were just trying to make me a better person and writer.:D

[Dexstar100]

The SModcasts are the shit!!!! They just get better, don't stop, can't stop the greatness of SModcast

[By-tor]

As the oldest bastard here, I must say, Dex and Phitzy, that was a nice display of maturity, right there. In most cases, that discussion would have ended ugly. Congrats. :)

[phantomgrave]

The SModcasts are the shit!!!! They just get better, don't stop, can't stop the greatness of SModcast
I totally agree with you 100%! It's always something for me to look forward to every week. :D

[phit_demon]

As the oldest bastard here, I must say, Dex and Phitzy, that was a nice display of maturity, right there. In most cases, that discussion would have ended ugly. Congrats. :)
Can it, Pops! ;)

[Dexstar100]

Can it, Pops! ;)

4 real, who asked that old bean?!?!?!:D

[marksiwel]

........that picture makes me unconfortable:(
Because you are a murderer?

[Dexstar100]

Because you are a murderer?

mostly cause the guy in the chair kinda looks like me....

[TooLowForZero]

Just (FINALLY!) finished listening to all 30 Smodcasts, and now I'm completely caught up.
It's been a long time since I've laughed so hard (Clerks 2 maybe?), and I can't wait for the next one.
My favorite so far is #29.
Way to go Kevin, Scott, Walt, Jen and Ken (I'm misssing names I know!) for giving me hours of happiness.

Arthur

[JDGAFFLIN]

I've thought they are all fantastic. My fav so far was the cast explaining Walt, Kev's, and Malcolms trip to the Flea Market.

[Viewt]

Hey guys, just curious about SModcast #8. What's the name of the first song (intro)? It's been eating at me since I heard it a few days ago.

Thanks,
Karl

Hey, don't mean to ask twice, but I'd really like to know. Thanks. :)

[Aaron]

Will it cure cancer or something?

PM UncaScroogeMcD about it.
He sorts out the music for the smodcasts.

[Viewt]

No, I doubt it'll cure any major diseases, but I have been wondering about it for over a month now. ;)

And I already PM'd him. No luck, unfortunately. :(

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Marlena Shaw - California Soul

[Aaron]

See.
Many people claim that Unca doesn't exist. That he's just an old wives tale, told to scare little children and sinners.
But rest assured, say his name 3 times in front of a mirror and appears... probably to eat your babies.
Who knows?

oooOOOOooooOOOOooo

[Viewt]

Marlena Shaw - California Soul
Many thanks. :)

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Now where are those babies?

[Aaron]

The eyes of a cold blooded killer...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMC/MX2267~Jumping-Duck-Posters.jpg

[Lewman]

Whats the song that plays at the start and then end of smodcast #31?

-cheers,

Lew

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Whats the song that plays at the start and then end of smodcast #31?

-cheers,

Lew

Polyphonic Spree - Running Away

[TooLowForZero]

The wide selection of music is another reason to love Smodcast.
Not only do I get a laugh, but I get introduced to a lot of music I wasn't before familiar with.
I'm also assuming that Unca is an Elton fan since I hear a lot of it sprinkled throughout.

Arthur

[tcurt]

Just heard #31 and thought I'd help Kevin with the difficult question, "What if you had no way of knowing the hot chick was your sister? What about a sexual attraction then?" Like all important things, this question has been studied through the movies!
Lonestar (1996) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116905/), where Chris Cooper's character is deeply attracted to Elizabeth Pena. Unbeknowst to them, they are actually half-bother and sister.
They seem cool with it even after learning the truth. The line I remember Pena saying was something alone the lines of "I can't have any children anymore anyways." Mystery solved.

[freetoaster]

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/01/msshmm.jpg

Crack anyone?

[n1ghtsh1ft]

I just found the SModcast this morning while trolling around the net. Perfect timing because I have been looking for another podcast worth listening to. Just finished Episode 1 and am moving on up through the archives.

[TooLowForZero]

I just found the SModcast this morning while trolling around the net. Perfect timing because I have been looking for another podcast worth listening to. Just finished Episode 1 and am moving on up through the archives.

You'll love it like a fat kid loves cake.
It's the best podcast in the history of podcasts.

[dtcb]

SMODCast 32......:

I think I'm starting to get my news from SMODCast.

Good to here that 'pederast' prosecutor guy hung himself. But, I would have preferred he was horribly beaten to death in federal prison rather than hanging himself. I do feel bad for his family. How would you like to be the child of Mr. Fiddlepants? Their peers are going to taunt the living hell out of them. His wife is probably feeling completely betrayed as well. I hope that guy is getting sodomized by chainsaws and lit blowtorches in hell.

But enough about that, I'm going to start working at fast food places waiting for the dialed in interrogations.

How could anyone phone in an interrogation........hilarious. Summers should be publicly flogged and run around town naked chased by dogs. What a tool! And Ogborn (victim) who won the 6 mil says she is going to law school? Law school? If she's guillible enough to get naked on a phone in; then she's not going to last 2 seconds in law school.

And to put the cherry on the top; it has been going on for a decade, with several other incidents. (check out the follow up http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Story?id=1297922&page=3 which also goes on telling how they caught the interrogation caller)

But, Kevin's comment put it in a good light:

"Bill Shatner on a hood of a car on a phone; calling asking you to take your clothes off."

Hey, I'd totally take my clothes off if accused of a crime.........but, only by Shatner............and possibly any women's beach volleyball team.

[TipMcVenus]

Hello all, just joined the forums today.

I've been listening to SModcast for a while now and is by far one of my favorites. The others I listen to are usually from NPR including Car Talk and Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Mr. Kevin Smith was on Wait Wait a few weeks ago on their segment "Not My Job" where they ask celebrities questions about they know nothing about...or so that is how the segment is supposed to go. In this instance, Kevin actually knew quite a lot about the subject.

They asked him questions about the book "Elephants On Acid" which, as you all know, he and Mosier talked about to great lengths on an earlier SModcast. It was so weird, I thought that perhaps my podcasts had began mating. Needless to day, Smith got them all right and even went on to explain the stories behind each question.

It was fantastic. Check out the Podcast of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me to hear for yourself.

I wonder, Mr. Smith, if it was hard to not swear? I was waiting for you to slip but you kept your integrity! :D

[marksiwel]

I nearly crapped my pants when he said its the grimace on the line telling you to undress.

[marksiwel]

Bryan must have had a terrible childhood. Random Spider Fights, Cheating GF's, and Metal.
No wonder he said he goes to therapy.

[dtcb]

Bryan mentions discussing with his therapist all in stride. A confident man. Obviously, whatever he's getting out of it is for stuff he's already roping in (or knew he needed help on). And somehow, I've always just imagine neurotic people like woody allen going to a therapist, not metal men like bryan johnson. I wonder if Rob Halford has a therapist?

I understand his retail woes. I use to work at a gas station and humanity in general sucks.

But, it is going to be tough for Kevin to get someone (close) to work the secret stash in Cali if Bryan leaves. I think he should get Malcom to do it: "I swear I wasn't jerking on the 'Lil Abner' comics, you can check it for fingerprints!"

[marksiwel]

Bryan mentions discussing with his therapist all in stride. A confident man. Obviously, whatever he's getting out of it is for stuff he's already roping in (or knew he needed help on). And somehow, I've always just imagine neurotic people like woody allen going to a therapist, not metal men like bryan johnson. I wonder if Rob Halford has a therapist?

I understand his retail woes. I use to work at a gas station and humanity in general sucks.

But, it is going to be tough for Kevin to get someone (close) to work the secret stash in Cali if Bryan leaves. I think he should get Malcom to do it: "I swear I wasn't jerking on the 'Lil Abner' comics, you can check it for fingerprints!"

What is Kevin going to do when he dies? Where does all that stuff go?

[TooLowForZero]

What is Kevin going to do when he dies? Where does all that stuff go?

His "stuff" or his stuff?

[flower.thief]

Just a wonder this one really, I've been trying to work out when this one was taped (if you can call it that) and how it fits in with the others. Also, why they're not in some sor of order? I get the feeling that this latest one just done shortly after the Prom, but not sure?
any clues?

FT

[Sic Semper Tyrannus]

I don't know why it took me so long to join these boards...

...anyway, I'm a huge fan of the SModcasts, they're the only things that make my Mondays any good.

I think it would be cool if Kevin and Scott(or whoever is in his chair in a particular week) discussed more about their favorite books. and/or discussed Book->Film translations.

[marksiwel]

I don't know why it took me so long to join these boards...

...anyway, I'm a huge fan of the SModcasts, they're the only things that make my Mondays any good.

I think it would be cool if Kevin and Scott(or whoever is in his chair in a particular week) discussed more about their favorite books. and/or discussed Book->Film translations.
I get this feeling Kevin doesnt read...ever. Expect Comics.
Everything he talks about is DVDs and Books on Tape

[UncaScroogeMcD]

Just a wonder this one really, I've been trying to work out when this one was taped (if you can call it that) and how it fits in with the others. Also, why they're not in some sor of order? I get the feeling that this latest one just done shortly after the Prom, but not sure?
any clues?

FT

This was recorded at the same time as the previous Kevin/Bryan cast a few weeks back, but was held a few weeks so we could get a few new SMods with Scott after his return from Scotland...

[TooLowForZero]

I get this feeling Kevin doesnt read...ever. Expect Comics.
Everything he talks about is DVDs and Books on Tape

I gt this feeling that Vaudeville is dead, and the talking pictures are the coffin they'll bury it in.

[Czaple]

I get this feeling that Vaudeville is dead.

My local burlesque house says otherwise, although the performances are much more interactive these days.

[Mitchellhallock]

After being laid off as a marketing director, I said I would take some time between starting a new gig time to do all those things I wanted to do but never had the time;

catch up on all my reading
exercise and lose weight
do all those home repair projects
find the perfect job
and spend quality time with my kids

After 6 months:

I almost read, "For One More day" only because my son is an extra in it. I did catch up on my stack of comics and now waste hours at my local shop arguing the pros and cons of the Civil War (Marvel's not the U.S.)
I walk my dog about 4-5 miles a day, but still am 254lbs - if only I was 7' 2" instead of 5’ 10" I would have a bitchin' build on me. I did get jock itch for the first time so that is kind of athletic.
I have replaced a few burnt out light bulbs and trimmed some hedges - but that stopped when I cut the power cord in half because I thought I saw a snake (it was just a really big earthworm)
I was turned down as an extra on Indiana Jones 4 in New Haven and passed over as Marketing Director for the ComicCon because I was too much of a fan - go figure. So I am still looking and do some freelance marketing.
I have been able to see every baseball, soccer, cub scout and school event in the past 10 months - making up for years at the office (ok so I missed my son's first ever touchdown because I was in NYC at a ComicCon Q&A- but I did get to ask Kevin Smith what does the "Bizarro" KS do - so it was worth it - I guess) so that is cool.


But this time at home has made me an expert at podcast listening - a talent unique to the modern age - podcast listening is not like radio listening - it is more like being in a worldwide bar and listening to everyone complain -- but it is enjoyable! The best being SMODCAST!

Now as I am about to download the latest show and go for a walk - without knowing the contents, that have been hermetically sealed in a pickle jar on the porch of Funk & Wangle - I will use my divine abilities to ascertain the contents of the program!!!!!

1. You will hear at least 9 lighter flicks.
2. Depending on the location of the recording - if it is at Rancho Smith, a dog(s) will bark and interrupt the show at least 3 times.
3. The phrase "In a world where..." will be used at least twice.
4. The term, "I am no expert" or "I am guessing..." will be said 5 times - more so if Scott is on the show.
5. One reference to the Jersey Devils (this maybe faulty as I have listened to a few Walt shows again and again as they are hysterical and remind me of all the friends I never had in High School).
6. Two time checks - usually around the last 10 to 15 minutes of the show.
7. People referred to as "this cat" or "motherfucker" depending if Kevin is sounding like Samuel L. Jackson.
8. An incalculable amount of times historical events are recounted in error or completely fictitious -- this can been fun for strangers passing by me as I listen and walk the dog; I am often seen cringing while listening and muttering "didn't anyone ever go to history class".

But all in all - the show will be the highlight of my week and the best thing about being laid off!

So here's to not finding a new gig anytime soon and continued listening to SMODCAST!

Comments and abuse are welcome!

[Nightmare from Jersey]

I do enjoy these smodcasts Sir! It's all I look fwd to on a Monday! And it's funny listening to the mis information being broadcast. I grew up in the Highlands, Cliffwood, Keansburg area so a lot of the BS really brings me back to that time. It'd be nice to hear a Mewes sit in. That man must have some stories. It's enjoyable to listen to someone that's just a regular guy not caught up in the trappings of stardom!:cool:

[dtcb]

"Garbage Pickers!!!" - SMODcast 34

the heroes from jersey (episode 34). Their whole "Scumbags Leave!" scenario. Them going to parties and getting kicked out...then watching from a distance. Poor Goofy Bastards!

After hearing that I count my blessings that I was straight into college after highschool. I went to a state school mind you, not some Ivy cardigan wearing cash cow. But, it was UMass at Amherst; ZooMass by reputation. A higher plain of existence, party-wise, compared to highschool.

I don't know if I agree with Walt's philosophy on it (the lions in a cub den) or the pessimism Bryan and Kevin feel for the incident but, I have a feeling if I hadn't gone to college after highschool that could have been my friends and I. Most my friends went into the military and the few that stayed behind.....did have go to the 'kiddie parties' (what we called the highschool parties) as the older folks. Usually, with someone from the highschool age group to act as minder/chaperone. And my friends at home said the age between 18 and 21 (pre bar access) is sheer torture if you're a party leper and don't have a fake ID. More than a few of my more 'metal' friends would get the boot from the party.

I guess the only social coordination for parties is still with the highschool kids or a college campus. No one who stayed in the neighborhood in their late teens early 20's seemed to organize big parties. Usually just small get-togethers of friends. Eh, C'st la vie.

Not sure if Kevin's brother would ever want to be on a smodcast but, he's referenced enough to justify being on. At the very least to refute anything said about him.........like being asked to grope through poo for a tooth and it affecting his gender preference.......hilarious! Walt - "Go find that tooth!"
Kevin - "Dig through that pile of stool!"
and Bryan saying, "Mom, I'm liking this!" makes me laugh out loud every time.

[dtcb]

SMODCast 35

Weed is a grey area in Cali? I'm not going to be running my ass over there but, that I did not know. I'm not crazy for the green but, I don't think it should be so restricted. Booze is just as bad and I have free access to that.

Wow, Bryan is Chemical-Ali!

Hell, if it is working for him though.....everyone's got some chains to drag around so it could be worse. He could be a scat fan (=poo fondler).

Ritalin, for adults? And it's speed!!! So we're giving kids speed to calm them down. Yow!

I do believe Kevin is a contributing factor to driving all his friends to a shrink.....Coco Puff eatin' Mind-frackker! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now he's going to have a complex after cast 35 (circle of life).

- now searching local DVD shops for "The Room" I have never seen it but, I love bad movies.

[marksiwel]

What was the movie they were talking about? The one so bad its good?

[dtcb]

What was the movie they were talking about? The one so bad its good?

"The Room"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/

Sooooo bad, its cinemafecal!

[Sea.Peterson]

Hey, is there anywhere that lists the songs used during Smodcast? Some of them I recognized, but I'm curious about others (specifically a song that comes in on 48:40 in Smodcast 10: Eating a Chicken's Soul) Any help would be great.

[phantomgrave]

Hey, is there anywhere that lists the songs used during Smodcast? Some of them I recognized, but I'm curious about others (specifically a song that comes in on 48:40 in Smodcast 10: Eating a Chicken's Soul) Any help would be great.
You can send a PM to UncaScroogeMcD (http://quickstopentertainment.com/forums/member.php?u=8191).
He handles the music for the SModcasts.

[marksiwel]

You can send a PM to UncaScroogeMcD (http://quickstopentertainment.com/forums/member.php?u=8191).
He handles the music for the SModcasts.
But beware, he has been known to drown a man in his giant vault of money.

[dtcb]

SMODCast 36

Charmed???? Holy visual garbage! Mewes has resilience for crap! Then again...it was Baywatch for witches; following 3 hot chicks around. His ears are probably not hearing the dialogue as the ladies saunter around.

But, the most creepy is Mewes is a "Murder She Wrote" fan.......my mother forced me to watch that show.

like this.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/theater_scene.gif

I use to beg for Lansbury to wipe out on the bike during the intro (or at least Jaws to jump out and chomp her off the damn bike; as it was the original Universal Studios' Jaws set).

If Jay started waxing Jessica Fletcher, I would crawl into a fetal position.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Angelasoulcrusher.jpg

The music is hilarious. "I only have eyes for you." during the rating game. Ha! Ha! Aha! (I believe thanks go to UncaScroogeMcD)

On a personal note; never, tried to suck my own dong. I agree with Mewes...don't want a cock in my mouth; even my own. I am impressed Kevin made it. He must have had scoliosis as a child.

[ZBarclay]

On a personal note; never, tried to suck my own dong. I agree with Mewes...don't want a cock in my mouth; even my own. I am impressed Kevin made it. He must have had scoliosis as a child.

I would never have any reason to leave the confines of my domicile ever again. You can order food on the internet now...on the INTERNET!

[Czaple]

Mouth? I'd just be happy if I could get it up to my belly button.

[rimjobber]

Anyone had any problems with SMOdcast 36? I cannot get it to download more than 9 seconds either from iToons or from this site. I am going into withdrawl! I can't even stream it from here. WTF?

Looking forward to #37 ("THIRTY-SEVEN?!"). Will we get something special?

[rimjobber]

Mouth? I'd just be happy if I could get it up to my belly button.

I've tried, can't make it. I have a recurring dream that I can do it, and I awaken to disappointment. Man, I'm fucked up.

What about the urban legend of the guy who broke his back trying to blow himself? I've heard one version that he used a hospital-type bed to bend his body and broke his back. Fucking loser!

[ZBarclay]

I've tried, can't make it. I have a recurring dream that I can do it, and I awaken to disappointment. Man, I'm fucked up.

What about the urban legend of the guy who broke his back trying to blow himself? I've heard one version that he used a hospital-type bed to bend his body and broke his back. Fucking loser!

Loser? His ingenuity alone makes him a winner. A WINNER! Poor little trooper. He'll never run again, just for chasing his dream of self fellating.(I would also like to point out that "fellating" is actually in the Internet Explorer spell check. I LOVE technology)

[rimjobber]

Loser? His ingenuity alone makes him a winner. A WINNER! Poor little trooper. He'll never run again, just for chasing his dream of self fellating.(I would also like to point out that "fellating" is actually in the Internet Explorer spell check. I LOVE technology)

Ingenuity is one thing. But being a Darwin award runner-up makes you a loser by definition. Not all ideas are good ideas! And there are too many bad ideas to list. Just having an idea does not a make one a winner. Execution counts!

[By-tor]

Execution counts!
Have a seat, bud...
http://meanwhile.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/Electric-Chair.jpg

[By-tor]

On a personal note; never, tried to suck my own dong. I agree with Mewes...don't want a cock in my mouth; even my own. I am impressed Kevin made it. He must have had scoliosis as a child.And, psychofiend shows up today. Coinkidink? ;)

[phit_demon]

And, psychofiend shows up today. Coinkidink? ;)
I didn't think it was his own that he was interested in.

[ZBarclay]

Ingenuity is one thing. But being a Darwin award runner-up makes you a loser by definition. Not all ideas are good ideas! And there are too many bad ideas to list. Just having an idea does not a make one a winner. Execution counts!

Apparently you've never been devoted to a cause. In each successful cause there must be those who pass prematurely. The Wright brothers built on the ideas and mistakes of others and so too have the throngs of attempted self fellators (or is it fellaters? THAT one isn't in spell check). He died so that the world could learn. He's like a blow job Jesus.

[dtcb]

Smodcast 37.

Not bad; grateful for the extra time.

I cannot believe David Copperfield had such a set of scripted demands for his staff....wait....yes I can.......sigh. Pessimism is the fear and loathing about being right about human nature.

The Book of General Ignorance is pretty good. My go to book for long plane flights (and Cliff Clavin style barroom quotes).

I think Mosher could lead a whole SMODCast......but with only with special guest Pixar Pete......and mosty talking about skipping hand in hand out of site of civilization (with some Harry-Scotter references throw in for good measure).

[melkoloran]

FYI, Episode 37 doesn't appear to be on iTunes.

[dtcb]

FYI, Episode 37 doesn't appear to be on iTunes.

SMods will hit iTunes on Fridays, so traffic will be cleared before new SMods hit QSE on Sunday evening.

[marksiwel]

FYI, Episode 37 doesn't appear to be on iTunes.
I dont get the logic of that plan unless its just to get more people to go to this site.

Also, that whole North South thing got old, fast. It was just a rambling mess.

I liked alot of it, but I can hardly remember any of it, it just kinda goes all over the place.

I did laugh out loud a few times (on the train which got me many a stare)

I would say it would be an average smodcast (strangly if it would shorter I think it would have been better) but the worst SModcast (the Poker One) Is still better than half the crap out there.

PS
Does it piss anyone off that this is the home for smodcast, but smith only refers to his viewaskew board comments about SMODCAST and never ours. I think we would see a jump in this thread if he atleast once brought up us bastard web children (maybe its because we dont pay for his site)

[Aaron]

Or the fact that he hates us.


FACT.

[ZBarclay]

I dont get the logic of that plan unless its just to get more people to go to this site.

I have been thinking about that for a couple of days. To me, it would seem that the traffic would be constricted to just this site, making it harder to download. Unless he's banking on the fact that most humans are inherently lazy. Since iTunes downloads it automatically if you're subscribed, and to download right away on this site, one would actually have to go to the trouble of navigating TO this site. I dunno.

Does it piss anyone off that this is the home for smodcast, but smith only refers to his viewaskew board comments about SMODCAST and never ours. I think we would see a jump in this thread if he atleast once brought up us bastard web children (maybe its because we dont pay for his site)

Secondly, let me preface by saying that I think Kevin is about as creative as a human being can be, and does really good work...yes...here comes the but...but, by listening to Smodcast, I have learned that he really really really enjoys having his ego stoked. He also has become a little more "big time" than he would like to admit. He says he's "for the people" and an accessible celebrity, but during a lot of his "Evening With" stuff he often openly denigrates his fans. Once a fan offered to give Smith a piece of fan art and Smith said, "Why don't you just keep that." Give the guy a break. Take it and throw it away or something, but give the guy the satisfaction of thinking his hero was interested in seeing his work. He wasn't asking for a part in your movie. As a person who professes to lay around most of his life, would it really eat up so much of your time to look at that poor schlub's picture?

So ya, to my point...I spent a little time looking around on Viewaskew and couldn't really find a thread or people that I was really interested in replying to or corresponding with, respectively. Most of the posts had an underlying theme of "We love Kevin Smith," or were simply a cyber version of stroking him off. I'm glad people are fans, but I think on here (Quickstop) folks have a lot more to say. I like Quickstop because I feel I have been accepted fairly easily and enjoy the discourse on SEVERAL types of topics, very often having Kevin and his movies only as a background theme and actually very rarely mentioned. Ok...soap box...done.

[Aaron]

I have learned that he really really really enjoys having his ego stoked. He also has become a little more "big time" than he would like to admit.
Whole heartedly agree.
But what can you do? He's been in the business a decent time now. I guess it gets to you.
However, yeah, I can't watch him in interviews anymore. Way too smug for a man with his box-office record.

[Czaple]

Secondly, let me preface by saying that I think Kevin is about as creative as a human being can be, and does really good work...yes...here comes the but...but, by listening to Smodcast, I have learned that he really really really enjoys having his ego stoked.

As good as it feels to have someone stroke your various nether regions, having your ego stroked feels ten times better. Especially for someone like Kevin who from what I understand by listening to Smodcast, grew up with domineering parents and little sense of self worth. Next to food, ego is his drug. I should know, we recognize our own.

Just in general, it's tough finding that balance between confidence in your abilities and smug asshole. I'd imagine that balance becomes even tougher to maintain when everyone is stroking your ego, and you lose all external reference to your behavior and your mental reactions to circumstances becomes unchecked. IMO that's why you see such crazy eccentricities in movie stars. They no longer have anyone in close proximity to say, "That's a damn foolish idea" or "Dude, I like you but you're being a jackass."

[marksiwel]

Really if Moser wasnt there to kinda keep it grounded it would be the Kevin Smith Jerk off hour.

My least FAV. Episodes of smodcast are the non-moser ones.

I know Mewes has had some problems, but the way Kevin acts towards Mewes makes me ill.
The Dude is an adult after all, and Smith treating him like a child keep Mewes down.

[phit_demon]

The Dude is an adult after all, and Smith treating him like a child keep Mewes down.
I've noticed that too (not on the smodcasts of course, I can't stomach them).
Smith treats Mewes like he owes his life to him, and that he should bow down before his saviour. It's one of the reasons I've gone off him and his work in the last year.

[ZBarclay]

Wow. I had totally prepared to get flamed right out of here after my last post. I like posting here. People think. You don't find that many places any more. I was also afraid that I was the only one that was feeling that way, but by reading the last few posts, it's nice to see other people thinking critically about things.

As for the way Kev treats Mewes...I think Mewes is as much to blame as Smith. He allows himself to be treated like a child. I think it relieves him of some of the responsibility in his life. In all honesty, it may actually have helped his recovery though. If the addict has only their recovery to focus on and not direction in their life, sometimes it helps...of course other times...it causes them to lose focus on the ultimate goal. I did notice in the last Smodcast (the all Mewes and Smith cast) that it seemed like Jason was trying to assert himself, subtly, as an adult that makes his own choices. Maybe I'm just hoping and reaching...and I'm beginning to ramble...and I hate rambling.

[funcall]

I just signed up so I could post this. A thank you to Kevin, Scott and Company.

I have been working my way through the catalog of smodcasts and enjoying them greatly. I stay home with my 2 1/2 year old daughter and will listen to smodcast on my cell phone/ mp3 player (headphones on) and she will ask me what is making me laugh, I can generally tell her I just leave out details.

My wife and I were expecting our second child on Halloween, one of my steps to prepare was to keep my mp3 player stocked with some fresh media... including several Smodcasts that I hadn't listened to.

A week later she went into labor in the middle of the night and by Wednesday morning we had a nine pound son, life was good. Things took a turn at 1:30 am, just as we were trying to get some sleep. A doctor we had never met came in and told us that our sons breating was labored, that they were conserned that he might be fighting an infection and that they were going to transfer him to the neonatal intensive care unit.

We made our way into the nursery and said our good byes as they took him down to run some tests. More time passed and in comes the doctor again and they say that they want to preform a lumbar puncture (spinal tap) to see if he had menengitis. At this point we had not slept in two days, and our minds were starting to reel. (as our hearts broke)

They were talking about keeping our son for a week or more to treat his possiable infection with the IV antibiotics they had started him on. There has never been a sight that has scared me so much as seeing my day old son with all of those wires and tubes attached to him. To ice the cake my wife developed preeclampsia, it was really about all I could take.

So... that was my state of mind when I put on the headphones and fired up Smodcast to try and keep myself from thinking too much. And here is the beauty of smodcast. In that moment instead of letting my mind follow the many easy paths towards worse and worse possiabilites I listened to Kevin and Mews talk about... nothing. Just two friends catching up, googing around and trying to amuse one another. It was the perfect companion to my dark mood and situation as much as it has had been to my everyday life.

I can not tell you that it made my situation any better, but it did give me a break from one of the worst moments of my life. In doing so it helped me to keep the brave face that my family needed of me.

For this I thank you.
Rob.

A post script... Otto (My son) was just fine and came home this Monday, my wonderful wife's blood pressure is dropping and my amazing daughter (Elanor) fared the upheaval that these events brought into her life like a champ and now will not allow you to call her anything other than Big Sister, not even her given name.

[phit_demon]

As for the way Kev treats Mewes...I think Mewes is as much to blame as Smith. He allows himself to be treated like a child. I think it relieves him of some of the responsibility in his life.
Ah, the Homer Simpson defense:

"Marge it takes two to lie - one to lie and one to listen."


I do agree though, he does pretty much just sit there and take it most of the time. Smith owes his whole career to Mewes, because the stoned slacker crowd (man, I sound like Bill O'Reilly :eek:) that make up the majority of his audience all wish they could be like "Jay".

[By-tor]

There has never been a sight that has scared me so much as seeing my day old son with all of those wires and tubes attached to him.
My oldest, now 23, developed pneumonia at 18 months. In the hospital wired up and under a breathing tent for 3 days. It's the scariest shit in the world, I agree.

A post script... Otto (My son) was just fine and came home this Monday, my wonderful wife's blood pressure is dropping and my amazing daughter (Elanor) fared the upheaval that these events brought into her life like a champ and now will not allow you to call her anything other than Big Sister, not even her given name.Congrats on all of that, and welcome to the Boards. :)

[marksiwel]

While Smith does help drive the Smodcast, sometimes it just the dude reading a website or article (see last show, the hellen keller stuff, Elphants on Acid) as if it was 1) His Work 2) Like he already knew this 3) Like we cant just go online and read it ourselves. Its a pet peeve of mine when people do power points and just read what they wrote on the power point. Same thing with someone just reading something.

I was listening to SMODCAST while reading the book of general ignorance and he is basically just flipping through the book reading.

I still enjoy his work, and his smodcasts I find it refreshing that we have a place to gripe about him as well.

Also I notiuced "Under the Sea" playing in the last smodcast, I guess some people arent afraid of the House of Mouse.

[mudman]

In SMODCAST #32 Kevin talks about his fear of going in water and mentions www.swimatyourownrisk.com, I've just checked this site out and can totally understand where this fear comes from.
People are getting pecked, tasted, nibbled and most of all eaten by numerous things that live in the sea!

If your not thinking of going on a scuba trip or beach holiday I def recommend checking this site out!!

Nice one, cheers Kev :)

[Scotty_Gun]

I can't stand this endless discussion about the small world ride. Dude, if you're so fat that you might bottom out the boats on it's a small world, then why are you going to take it out on the Disney employees who are just there to help everyone enjoy themselves? KS is a man with considerable resources. If he's worried about his weight, he should do something about it.

[dtcb]

I think KS treads the line. He probably has some ego born of success (with a jubilant fan base) but, he's bowing before Bruce Willis. I think Kevin is not totally surrounded by psychophants. His fans definitely gobble his fecal remains but, Hollywood in general probably have a few folks that would chuck 'indie cred-muppet' his way. Plus, being fat in LA / Hollywood probably backhands him here and there. I think his ego probably rises and ebbs like the tide. (His wife seems to keep him in check as well).

Kevin more than once has also stated people that blast him on the internet get him down. High up and layed low by the lowest (net trolls). I don't think he's kiddin'. I think it does zing him (and he will prominently post at ViewAskew for sheer safety).

For a guy Reaping the whirlwind of success I think he has kept the fairly even. And to be fair, he puts himself way, way, way out there for the fans. Nobody else is doing that. What other directors are touring with Q&A sessions? (and making a sweet buck)

But, besides that crap, if there is one thing I learned from SMODCast #38.....I will be drunk in Disney on my next visit. Ironically, we have just planned to do this with 2 buddies on Friday. Couple water bottles full of vodka and we're off!

"Boat Solo!"

Fortunately, we're happy drunks and un-fat so no one will have to defend anyone's honor while riding the rides. (we may puke on the Mad Hatter's Tea Cups though)

No offense but, if the ride can't take the weight, it can't take the weight. If you weigh 2 people (and over 300 lbs is 2 people), you are a 2 seat calculation. Hey, that's life. You can't sue because it's not discrimination (real or implied) it is physics. They are doing the samething to Shaq because he's probably the same weight as Kevin.

I still don't know where to go with their porn discussion.........I'd say the line between gay and not gay is being turned on or not. That's it. If you like seeing dudes doing anything with their tackle; gay. If you watch it and are ambivalent; not gay. Curiousity just gets you there; what you do once there defines you. I think Mosher was trying to get to that statement while Kevin was throwing out 'what if' scenarios. Which are hilarious. I'd rather listen to them discussing porn than see it for myself (which may be 'old school' gay).

And how the hell could anyone in this day and age decide to snort crap fumes? (fecal freaks aside) Where is Darwin's Scythe when you need it? Living in Asia, I have literally walked extra blocks in the other direction to avoid the stench of hell itself coming out of open sewers. I would never sniff poo fumes for any benefit, even anti-aging properties.

[Firestone2489]

It sucks theres no Smodcast this week its just about all I have too Look forward to on Mondays.

[robert2kthousand]

It sucks theres no Smodcast this week its just about all I have too Look forward to on Mondays.

amen, brother.

[juju(x-treme)]

all my base are belong to smodcast

[Czaple]

all my base are belong to smodcast

my am I like with smodcast too. User cp find good faq on member list calender new posts. Search quick links and because log out.

[juju(x-treme)]

my am I like with smodcast too. User cp find good faq on member list calender new posts. Search quick links and because log out.
ahhh got way 2 confusing fro me yo!
can you translate

[JK]

ahhh got way 2 confusing fro me yo!
can you translate

"Buy a damn dictionary."

[juju(x-treme)]

"Buy a damn dictionary."
did you read what that crazy mof wrote

[JK]

did you read what that crazy mof wrote

Yes, and I trans...

Never mind- it apparently went right over your head and is now drifting in the aether, lost to all...

[juju(x-treme)]

my am I like with smodcast too. User cp find good faq on member list calender new posts. Search quick links and because log out.
__________________


all i got from that was


i like smodcast too

oh shit i just got taht he copiesd and pasted.....my bad yall

[Czaple]

Please administer...

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/adam/images/en/shock-picture.jpg

...now

[juju(x-treme)]

man you guys are so nice on this board

[phit_demon]

man you guys are so nice on this board
And you're so smart.

[juju(x-treme)]

And you're so smart.
im like einstien up in this bitch

[looking4answers]

did you read what that crazy mof wrote
I thought it was "mofo".

[JK]

im like einstien up in this bitch

http://www.alkass.com/db4/00400/alkass.com/_uimages/FatSpiderman.jpg

[Dexstar100]

anyone know where this weeks SModcast is?

[ZBarclay]

anyone know where this weeks SModcast is?
Smith in L.A., Mosier in Pittsburg with the recording equipment. As usual, it was explained on viewaskiew and we were left to fend for ourselves here.

[juju(x-treme)]

http://www.alkass.com/db4/00400/alkass.com/_uimages/FatSpiderman.jpg
i wish i could be half the man that guy is

[bethika]

I had to laugh when I heard KS talking about the smallworld boats. I'm not a small person but last year I was seated in a smallworld boat with several other adults. As the boat was pushed off the loading platform and floated in the water, the boat started to tip and water rushed in on one side, all of us scrambled to the other side, over-correcting and causing water to come in that side.. we all finally balance in the middle but several people got wet. It wasn't 1 fat person, it was just several adults not seated evenly in the boat. It was highly amusing.

[Dexstar100]

any news on when we can return to our regularly scheduled broadcast?

[Aaron]

As usual, it was explained on viewaskiew and we were left to fend for ourselves here.
Really?
That never happens...

[ZBarclay]

any news on when we can return to our regularly scheduled broadcast?
In order to show my devotion to this board as well as my compassion for human suffering, I journied to viewaskiew for a record breaking second time this month. It seems that there should be a Smodcast next week. I agree with their feeling that it might be more difficult than Smith imagined to keep up with Smodcast while in production, so the downloadable content might be sporadic for the next couple of months. After all...it's free. If he were making money from it, there would be two a week ;) Tongue firmly in cheek folks.

Really?
That never happens...
Indeed.

[By-tor]

i wish i could be half the man that guy is Which half?

[juju(x-treme)]

Which half?
either one im not picky

[deezihner]

In order to show my devotion to this board as well as my compassion for human suffering, I journied to viewaskiew for a record breaking second time this month. It seems that there should be a Smodcast next week. I agree with their feeling that it might be more difficult than Smith imagined to keep up with Smodcast while in production, so the downloadable content might be sporadic for the next couple of months. After all...it's free. If he were making money from it, there would be two a week ;) Tongue firmly in cheek folks.


Indeed.
Since the Smodcast is free, I can't complain too much about it not being available right away. With all the BS radio talk shows on in Delaware ... the Smodcast finally gave me something to listen to again. "THANK YOU SMODCAST" **in tv commercial voice**

[dtcb]

#39

I completely burst out laughing in the office listening to the first 20 minutes

Making the momento sex tape before you die......my only problem with this is I would probably dub goofy sounds onto it before the wife did. "Brrrdddurrrhhh!!!"

The second 20+ minutes.....the castration conversation....so wrong.....cringe material. I'd rather die than have my junk removed.

[marksiwel]

It was, okay.

I really have to complain about how loud the show is. Its not loud enough. I take the train and alot of the Smodcast goes unheard due to it being so low. I can listen to plenty of PODcasts where I can hear it.
I think either get rid of the music in the background, or find a way to make it louder.

[sortarican4711]

ok so i just want to know is the guy who does the music for smod cast obessed with rocky horror because a lot of the smod casts have rocky horror related music in the back ground...

[dtcb]

ok so i just want to know is the guy who does the music for smod cast obessed with rocky horror because a lot of the smod casts have rocky horror related music in the back ground...


UncaScrooge does the tunes.......i'm not getting those vibes. maybe the R.H. album is readily available.

[sortarican4711]

sorry i just use to do rocky horror here in nyc so it may have just been something to me i guess who the hell know

[dtcb]

thank god kevin and scott have the internet to look crap up.

Fortunately I got to celebrate boxing day (they have it in hong kong). its a helluva lot better than getting just one day for christmas. We use the day to drop stuff off to 'goodwill' and visit friends.

how in the hell does right wing christian conservative US not have this holiday?????? You'd think the bible humpers would want they extra day (whether its the 24th or the 26th).

The skits they do are pretty funny, "A SMODCast Christmas" with animation would be hilarious.

I cannot believe the christmas presents Kevin got as a kid. His parents must have saved every dime and nickel to get him all those star wars toys! I always wanted the AT-AT but, never got one. My brother and I had to share a millenium falcon. Can't blame my parents though, those toys were too expensive. They did get me my own Space 1999 Moon Eagle though!

[goliathtks]

I got my At-At about a year after they were popular. We were shopping at the goodwill store and there it was. It cost me $3.00.

I also had all the Batman and Robin dolls but no bat cave. I turned the large box my bike came in into the Batcave.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee89/goliathtks/vehicles.jpg

Loving the smodcast guys. I've been putting them on my i-pod and it really makes my nights fly by at work.

[hero4hire]

Smodcast Rox

[waterjetguy]

SModcast is awesome...Kevin goes on about how small his penis is, maybe he has a clit. Does he use his pinky to masturbate or his hand, this will answer the question.
You are not fat Kevin...you are full of acids...you need foods that are akaline.
Little Dickie
Peace bb

[dtcb]

SMODCast #44

Boy a ton of people on a film set. Kevin going through the names with Jay is long. Credit to Kevin for knowing most of them. Don't think he was reading off a list........or was he..hmmmmm.

[ZBarclay]

I know I'm a cast behind, but #43 was incredibly drawn out. I got the joke after about 6 minutes. After that, they were both just rehashing their arguments about the Matrix.
The thing I liked most about some of the earlier episodes, was that they covered a variety of topics and kept it interesting. Smorpheous drug on and on for me. Hopefully #44 is better, because it's starting to lose me.

[marksiwel]

*ugh*
Talking about the Matrix, hey it's like I'm back in 2000 in my Philosophy Class

And then
Jason Mewes naming who cuts his hair for an hour.
zzzzzzz

Though the stuff about filming wasnt bad.

Now if he could only get Seth Rogen to do a Smodcast

[lewisorlando]

*ugh*
Talking about the Matrix, hey it's like I'm back in 2000 in my Philosophy Class

And then
Jason Mewes naming who cuts his hair for an hour.
zzzzzzz

Though the stuff about filming wasnt bad.

Now if he could only get Seth Rogen to do a Smodcast
I was thinking the same damn thing. Except I kept going back and forth between thinking "this is horrible" and "this is maybe the best podcast ever." I didn't think it was possible to revisit those painfully pointless arguments generated in my metaphysics class, but somehow, they brought it all back.

[Gustave]

I enjoyed the Matrix discussion. I'm not listening to SModcast for anything more than the opportunity to eavesdrop on a goofy conversation between two amusing strangers.

Fuck Seth Rogen and his Jello fucking salad.

[ZBarclay]

I enjoyed the Matrix discussion. I'm not listening to SModcast for anything more than the opportunity to eavesdrop on a goofy conversation between two amusing strangers.

Fuck Seth Rogen and his Jello fucking salad.

The Matrix situation left the realm of "discussion" about 15 minutes into it. It turned in to a full blown dissertation of redundancy.

[JK]

I quit caring about the Matrix about 30 seconds into the credits for the last movie...

[phit_demon]

I quit caring about the Matrix about 30 seconds into the credits for the last movie...
For me it was roughly 10 minutes into the first one.

[Gustave]

For me it was roughly 10 minutes into the first one.

Well, yuh. I abandoned any pretense of giving a shit about the Matrix approximately 1/8 of a second before Great-Great-Granddad Wachowski finished dropping a batch into his first cousin.

Not really, but I enjoyed the absurd chit-chat about the movie on the same level as I enjoyed the movie. I would not expect or desire an academic style dissertation to arise from either - that would be ass.

[marksiwel]

"full blown dissertation of redundancy."

Tee Hee, that was good

I liked the Matrix, i liked talking about it, then again when it came out I was all of 14? so it was groundbreaking to ME. as i got older i realized 'Oh this is like this and that and this, but all together"
Its just after awhile I've heard every matrix story/idea/discuusion possible. its like talking about the JFK assassanition because you just watched Oliver stone's JFK

[TracyB]

I just found SModcast and I think it's fan-freeking-tastic!! I'm working my way thorugh the Archives first to most recent. I've always liked Smith's films but I just found out about all this internet stuff! I hope he never quits doing SModcast! If adding the music is too much of a hassle, just chat without it! Even though I like the music track in the background. I wouldn't change a thing. SModcast is informative and highly entertaining!

[marksiwel]

No Smod Cast what is this 2 weeks now?

[Firestone2489]

Yes. I don't like what the fucks going on here.

[ZBarclay]

They might be a little busy what with being mired in production of a film and all...I dunno, just a hunch. Download a Cabin Fever. It will make you giggle.

[Firestone2489]

I have already listened to it.

[Aaron]

;) Good work you two. You both get a cookie.

Yeah I think Z&MMAP is probably going to slow the smods down.
Be interesting to see if they get a Rogen to do it with em

[Gustave]

Or not. Guests suck.

[ZBarclay]

Or not. Guests suck.
As do some members...case in point...

[Firestone2489]

You said it, but everyone was thinking it.

[Gustave]

I was tempted to post that ridiculously obvious retort directly in my original request, just to beat you to the punch - but thought I'd give you guys the benefit of the doubt.

You just confirmed that in the universe of Kevin Smith - this is the discussion forum with the per capita balance of angry, loser trash too cheap to lay down the measly $2. You know who you are.

As a follow-up to my previous post - I take back what I said. The shows with Jen as guest are great.

Enjoy busting your pissy, imp nuts in reply. I won't be reading it.

[Aaron]

Ha!

Poor guy, has to throw a hissy-fit because someone said something bad about him.
Our loss, I'm sure.

[ZBarclay]

Wow. Thumbody needs a hug.

[JK]

10 posts in three threads...

And we're supposed to feel bad for you, Gustave? I don't even see what got your thong in a bunch.

this is the discussion forum with the per capita balance of angry, loser trash too cheap to lay down the measly $2. You know who you are.


Huh?!

Again, I must've missed something. 'Cause I went back and read all your posts and I just don't get it...

What a puss.

[By-tor]

... this is the discussion forum with the per capita balance of angry, loser trash too cheap to lay down the measly $2. You know who you are.

Enjoy busting your pissy, imp nuts in reply. I won't be reading it.2 bucks? 2 BUCKS? Fuck you, and your 2 bucks. This guy is the best reason for not going over to the VA boards and throwing in a Maletov cocktail. And, by the by, my nuts ain't imp, they're amp.

Take this back to the VA boards with you...
http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/douche-720856.jpg
Share it with your friends.

[dtcb]

Take this back to the VA boards with you...
http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/douche-720856.jpg
Share it with your friends.

Fuck-n-A!

Gustave, and I know you're lurking, I dropped 2 bucks to join VA. Whoopy-doo! I barely post there because it is chock full of useless fuck-twards like yourself. Not one thread there is cognizant 2 minutes after posting. You are Soylent Green.

[Firestone2489]

We don't need Gustave anyway he is the Anti-Poon.

[Threadkiller]

I'm still pretty new to the podcast thing. I like how on this site I can simply download the MP3's and then stick them on my player or whatever.

Couple questions though.

1. Most other sites want me to subscribe or play it on my computer. Is there a good site that has a lot of other radio or podcasts with mp3 format?

2. Anybody know of any other good podcasts (not featured here) that might be entertaining?

3. Have you noticed that the little comment section on the most recent smodcast has become it's own cute little message board?

[karmattack]

1. Most other sites want me to subscribe or play it on my computer. Is there a good site that has a lot of other radio or podcasts with mp3 format?
Do you use iTunes? If not, that's probably the best way I can think of to find interesting and free podcasts. FanGirl is the one who could give you the best answer to this.

3. Have you noticed that the little comment section on the most recent smodcast has become it's own cute little message board?
I just read it yesterday. What cracks me up is how everyone seems to be tip-toeing around the fact that they're pissed a new one hasn't come out in a few weeks. "Oh well, hopefully Zack and Miri is worth it." I love me some Kevin Smith, but it's like this is the first time they've felt him not deliver on a promise. Ouch.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

it's like this is the first time they've felt him not deliver on a promise. Ouch.

These people must have not read Spider-Man Black Cat or DareDevil or Green Arrow, or........

[ZBarclay]

I like how on this site I can simply download the MP3's and then stick them on my player or whatever.
2. Anybody know of any other good podcasts (not featured here) that might be entertaining?


Misinformation Podcast (http://misinformation.podbean.com) Those guys are Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimps. You can also subscribe on iTunes by clicking on the Advanced tab and then Subscribe and typing in http:/misinformation.podbean.com
Oh come on...like he wasn't BEGGING me to pimp that podcast...

[Threadkiller]

Oh come on...like he wasn't BEGGING me to pimp that podcast...
All right dude. I'll give it a listen.

[English Jam]

All right dude. I'll give it a listen.


Same as me i'm downloading the four of them now.

[donkey]

Ditto, I'm giving #1 a try now.

[ZBarclay]

All right dude. I'll give it a listen.


Same as me i'm downloading the four of them now.

Ditto, I'm giving #1 a try now.
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii310/ZBarclay/Funaki.jpg

[Aaron]

Bitch stealing my customers...

[donkey]

Ooooh, I wouldn't worry too much.

[ZBarclay]

Bitch stealing my customers...
Heh...heh...you said customers... :D

[paradave911]

Love the SModcasts. My wife really gets a kick out of the "fleamarket" one with Walt. My fav is the one with Jennifer.

[marksiwel]

Smmmmmmmm-od Kaaasssst?
Whats that?
I remember there being something like that a month or two ago...my memory isn't what it was

[Rob101]

Yeah, my memory is pretty hazy on that one.

[ZBarclay]

I had a dream last night that there was an announcement in this very thread that Smodcast, "Has been cancelled indefinitely." Now, I know this was a dream for two reasons. #1 I was sleeping when it happened. B saying cancelled indefinitely is redundant. We know nothing redundant ever happens here. :)

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I had a dream last night that there was an announcement in this very thread that Smodcast, "Has been cancelled indefinitely." Now, I know this was a dream for two reasons. #1 I was sleeping when it happened. B saying cancelled indefinitely is redundant. We know nothing redundant ever happens here.:D

[Aaron]

I had a dream last night that there was an announcement in this very thread that Smodcast, "Has been cancelled indefinitely." Now, I know this was a dream for two reasons. #1 I was sleeping when it happened. B saying cancelled indefinitely is redundant. We know nothing redundant ever happens here. ;)

[marksiwel]

I had your mother last night

[Cheney]

I had a dream last night that there was an announcement in this very thread that Smodcast, "Has been cancelled indefinitely." Now, I know this was a dream for two reasons. #1 I was sleeping when it happened. B saying cancelled indefinitely is redundant. We know nothing redundant ever happens here. :)


Not looking my way. ;)

[donkey]

I had a dream last night that there was an announcement in this very thread that Smodcast, "Has been cancelled indefinitely." Now, I know this was a dream for two reasons. #1 I was sleeping when it happened. B saying cancelled indefinitely is redundant. We know nothing redundant ever happens here. ;)

once i figured out what was going on here I peed myself laughing. Nice.

[Cheney]

Wonder what they'll say they were doing when they actually do put out a smodcast.............next month.

[ZBarclay]

Wonder what they'll say they were doing when they actually do put out a smodcast.............next month.
Oh...I dunno...maybe making a MOVIE?!

[Cheney]

Oh, damn forgot about Zach and Mary.

[Aaron]

Oh, damn forgot about Zach and Mary.
Ha!

[Rob101]

Like a Kevin Smith movie is that hard to forget
you are on one of his sites.

[ZBarclay]

Like a Kevin Smith movie is that hard to forget
you are on one of his sites.
Who's this Kephan Smythe fellow?

[phit_demon]

Who's this Kephan Smythe fellow?
He's the late, great actor who played Ares on Xena:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/bamsgyrl5610/ares_xena01.jpg

[marksiwel]

He's the late, great actor who played Ares on Xena:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/bamsgyrl5610/ares_xena01.jpg
Leather Pants, oh to be back in 1998

[marksiwel]

Smodcast 45 where are you? Hellllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo? *echos*

[theGermexican]

why is smodcast 45 taking so long...could it be Z&M make a porno? its gotta be.

[Aceles]

why is smodcast 45 taking so long...could it be Z&M make a porno? its gotta be.

I think that's fairly obvious. What I'm wondering is if it's going to take until the end of filming to get it back.

[ads2k2]

I hope not. I'm really excited about z&m but..... I also really miss my weekly fix. I've just been listening to old ones over and over and over and over..... Although, I've also expanded my horizons too. BTW a smodcast with rogen would be badass. I really want a new smodcast, but at what cost? if it slows z&m I'll just wait. (for smodcast)

[Firestone2489]

Smodcast is supposed to start back up soon since they have finished shooting Zack and Miri. Hopefully well have one in a week or so.

http://silentbobspeaks.com/

[ZBarclay]

Smodcast is supposed to start back up soon since they have finished shooting Zack and Miri. Hopefully well have one in a week or so.

http://silentbobspeaks.com/
Fanboy. ;)

[Firestone2489]

I was on Facebook and it said he had a new blog entry so I read it and figured I'd let everyone know. I gave the link for proof.