Coffee or Tea?

[acid_soda]

Coffee or Tea?

[Asteban]

Neither really. I hate coffee with a passion, everything about it. Tea however, there are some kinds that I will drink. Especially when I'm sick. My mom used to make something called Russian Tea when I was sick, it was delicious. It was tea powder (gross) with tang, and I mixed in honey and lemon juice.

[Threadkiller]

both

[ozchick]

Yeah I vote neither as well. I'll occassionally have a hot chocolate to be sociable or a hot milo if I'm cold but never tea or coffee - I just don't like the stuff.

[indigo]

Depends on my mood.

I'll rock a green tea every once and awhile... But, I'm dependent on coffee to function in the morning. I'm turning into a total whore for the Café Mocha, though. Half coffee, half hot chocolate.

So, if I had to choose: Coffee. I'm a student living in a metropolitan area. It's expected, and I'm a sheep.

[Droogan_Leader]

I won't just drink any coffee--I need pure Colombian crystals.

Also, I love tea, but it has to be real tea. I don't like Wal-Mart crap tea. Yeah, don't put crap in my tea.

Also, this poll is retarded. Why doesn't anyone hijack threads anymore? Somebody do it, please. I'm tired and can't think of a good other topic.

[indigo]

I won't just drink any coffee--I need pure Colombian crystals.


I was going to throw out a Pulp Fiction quote... But, then decided that was a completely fucking retarded idea. Instead, I decided to inform you of my decision to not reference Pulp Fiction in any way.

[Zens7s]

...or me?

[Razorback]

...or me?

When I saw this thread and then that you had last posted I said to myself:

"Self, Zens will have responded with 'or me'."

I just know you too well. ;)

[Antonio_Bay]

Coffee or Tea?

Being English (righty-o chaps, anyone fancy a pot of earl grey?), I've always been a tea man. Very weak tea, half a mug of milk, two sugars. But lately, in a failing bid to get out of bed sooner and experience the delights of our wintry early mornings, I've been drinking coffee to help wake me. Needless to say, it’s having no effect. :(

[phit_demon]

Being English (righty-o chaps, anyone fancy a pot of earl grey?), I've always been a tea man.
That's an Irish affliction too. I sweat tea.

[By-tor]

The only time I'll drink coffee is when there's nothing else to drink, and I'm outside in the cold. Other than that, I love green tea. Lipton has recently come out with a diet Green Tea with Citrus that you can pick up at most quick stop stores. I usually have 2 in the morning and pick up another one on the way home. In fact, I'm having one right now with lunch. The diet isn't near as sweet as the regular, which causes diabetes, I'm sure. I'm not much for hot tea.

[Dave]

Being a son of the South, i prefer tea, but not that warm stuff in a china mug, no sir. I like my Tea iced and syrupy sweet with a wedge of Lemon please. don't give me unsweetened Iced Tea and tell me there is sweetener on the table, all that does is give me a mound of sugar in the bottom of the glass. Son, You can't dissolve sugar in cold tea! Also, keep that bottled crap away from me, the best tea is found in BBQ joints and trashy looking Mom and Pop Meat and Three restaurants.

http://www.inventhelp.com/images/iced-tea.jpg

[marksiwel]

Being a son of the South, i prefer tea, but not that warm stuff in a china mug, no sir. I like my Tea iced and syrupy sweet with a wedge of Lemon please. don't give me unsweetened Iced Tea and tell me there is sweetener on the table, all that does is give me a mound of sugar in the bottom of the glass. Son, You can't dissolve sugar in cold tea! Also, keep that bottled crap away from me, the best tea is found in BBQ joints and trashy looking Mom and Pop Meat and Three restaurants.

http://www.inventhelp.com/images/iced-tea.jpg

Preach it Brother!
Its not Tea with Sugar, its Sweet Tea. 1 pound Tea ,3 pounds Sugar, 2 cups water.

[FanGirl]

Some of you may not know it, but Tea (and to a less extent coffee) suck the iron out of your body. If I drink too much tea before I give blood, they boot me out for too low of an iron count.

[Droogan_Leader]

Being a son of the South, i prefer tea, but not that warm stuff in a china mug, no sir. I like my Tea iced and syrupy sweet with a wedge of Lemon please. don't give me unsweetened Iced Tea and tell me there is sweetener on the table, all that does is give me a mound of sugar in the bottom of the glass. Son, You can't dissolve sugar in cold tea! Also, keep that bottled crap away from me, the best tea is found in BBQ joints and trashy looking Mom and Pop Meat and Three restaurants.

http://www.inventhelp.com/images/iced-tea.jpg
Damn right, Dave.

Although, I GOTTA say, I love me some white tea. On a cold day, of course.


Little bit of commentary: It's interesting being over here in Europe, where they take OUR traditions of drinking "Peach ICE TEA" not iced tea, and drink it warm. I just look at them like "what the hell, folks?" I told them "Where's the ice?" And of course they look at me like "It's minus ___ degrees Celsius!", and I then respond with "What the heck is that in Fahrenheit, and why does it matter?" Then everyone trails off, and I continue enjoying my faux peach "ice" tea.

It's really sad because before I left, I worked at the Cracker Barrel, and there I made real sweet tea that made the stirrer stand up in the tea pot. Nobody ever got confused between the sweet and unsweet tea, and nobody ever had to worry about getting down home sweet tea when I was on the clock. I miss that, and of course, my co'nbread. You know, mama know baby love sho'tnin' bread. I miss me some biscuits and honey and blackberry jam too. Daggone I miss being in the South and some good country cookin'. I'm hungry now. I'm thirsty too :(

[Dave]

How much longer are you going to be in Slovakia? do you want me to send you some Luzianne Tea Bags?

[Razorback]

I like me some Iced Venti Skim Chai from Starbucks.

[TLS]

I love tea, though coffee is easier to make right now since I can't find my teapot.

[phit_demon]

I like me some Iced Venti Skim Chai from Starbucks.
You know how I know you're gay? ;)

[ratm1966]

It is definitely coffee for me. Of course, I do likes me some tea. If it is hot, I prefer Green Tea. If it is cold, I prefer just plain straight iced tea. I can't stand iced tea with sugar mixed in it, after it was made. However, I do likes me some good old Southern Sweet Tea.

[Razorback]

You know how I know you're gay? ;)

To be fair, I was driven towards addiction to the thing by a woman. :p

[acid_soda]

You were attracted to a woman with a thingy?

[Razorback]

You were attracted to a woman with a thingy?

Some day you will figure it out.

[Droogan_Leader]

Some day you will figure it out.
AS, he gotcha.

[Zens7s]

When I saw this thread and then that you had last posted I said to myself:

"Self, Zens will have responded with 'or me'."

I just know you too well. ;)
Too true. Too true. :-)

[acid_soda]

AS, he gotcha.

A man? and a Woman? Having sex?


DOES NOT COMPUTE

[Aaron]

Yeah I vote neither as well. I'll occassionally have a hot chocolate to be sociable or a hot milo if I'm cold but never tea or coffee - I just don't like the stuff.
Ditto

I'm made to feel like a leper by the coffee/tea drinkers so Hot Choc is the only way out
Sometimes it's the only way you can socialise with women, far too many want to meet me in coffee houses

By the way, to all you Canucks, Tim Hortens can lick my balls

[Droogan_Leader]

Dude, the frappucinos are not bad. I don't think the coffee taste is too overwhelming with the caramel one, which is my favorite.

Also, Dave, duder, I don't want you to pay 17 bucks on shipping two or three things of tea, but I would like to buy you a cold one, be it tea or a bottle o' suds, if we should ever meet. How's about that.

[Droogan_Leader]

A man? and a Woman? Having sex?


DOES NOT COMPUTE
You've been watching the donkey shows too much, broham.

[TLS]

This is where I get all my teas. Very nice place.

http://www.sensibiliteasonline.com/

[JK]

...or me?

The one time I had someone actually ask me that, I wanted to puke. One, because it's such a freakin' cliche. And two, the girl had more cooties than a Bangkok whore house.

[PunkFootball]

tea with a little milk and 2 sugars - a proper english brew!!!!! ;)

[Aaron]

tea with a little milk and 2 sugars - a proper english brew!!!!! ;)
Isn't Tea from China?

[Zens7s]

The one time I had someone actually ask me that, I wanted to puke. One, because it's such a freakin' cliche. And two, the girl had more cooties than a Bangkok whore house.
I think that any girl who uses that with a straight face would also be one that says yes to "Nice Shoes, Wanna fuck?"

[JK]

I think that any girl who uses that with a straight face would also be one that says yes to "Nice Shoes, Wanna fuck?"

I have it on good authority from a prior co-worker that she was.

[TLS]

I think that any girl who uses that with a straight face would also be one that says yes to "Nice Shoes, Wanna fuck?"
Fuck shoes! Over here we say "Nice hat."

[Skinny Vinny]

Fine fine. Enough with the semantics. My place or yours? I promise I won't call you in the morning. ;)

[Droogan_Leader]

tea with a little milk and 2 sugars - a proper english brew!!!!! ;)
A proper English brew has froth on the top and comes from the fruit of the vine, "lad". Seriously, a brew is a brew is a brew. Let's not confuse 'watery girly' drinks and 'the breakfast of champions' drinks.

[freetoaster]

I think that any girl who uses that with a straight face would also be one that says yes to "Nice Shoes, Wanna fuck?"


call me...

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

You know how I know you're gay? ;)
Regardless of who out smarted who, am I the only person who noticed phit_demon's little wink? Get your coat RB you've pulled!

[TLS]

Regardless of who out smarted who, am I the only person who noticed phit_demon's little wink?
That was like 2 pages ago, quit livin' in the past. ;)

[Razorback]

Regardless of who out smarted who, am I the only person who noticed phit_demon's little wink? Get your coat RB you've pulled!

Check yourself into a hospital. You may be retarded. ;)

[freetoaster]

Check yourself into a hospital. You may be retarded. ;)
whatthefucksretarded;)

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

Check yourself into a hospital. You may be retarded. ;)
One thing, how does that post make me retarded?

[freetoaster]

if you have to ask...

[Razorback]

One thing, how does that post make me retarded?

The fact that you have to ask....

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

Well I've asked so explain, oh yeah and re-using the last comment of if you have to ask is you not having anything else.

[Razorback]

oh yeah and re-using the last comment of if you have to ask is you not having anything else.

I bet that he thought this was clever.

[freetoaster]

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[Razorback]

I've got something for you.

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[freetoaster]

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[acid_soda]

I R CALLENG U A RETARD I AM INTERNET COOL

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

So you got nothing?