Ladies! I am back on the market!

[Razorback]

Start the lovefest! My heart is officially unattached!

Come on, you know you want me. I have nothing to offer and will probably make your life miserable. Though, I can be a lot of fun. Bring it on. :)

[marksiwel]

The Horror, the Horror....

[Razorback]

The Horror, the Horror....

You don't live that far from me... but how do you look in a dress?

[marksiwel]

The real question is, how do you look out of it?

[Droogan_Leader]

I've never tried a dress on, but I do like the feel of a nice pair of panties.

[Omaru]

I would use that for my dating agency advert but "I can be alot of fun" is something of an overstatement.

[Razorback]

I would use that for my dating agency advert but "I can be alot of fun" is something of an overstatement.

Wait... how would you know?

[acid_soda]

Oh yes, my life.

Make it miserable. Harder. HAAAARDEERRR.

[DarthMaulRat]

Start the lovefest! My heart is officially unattached!

Come on, you know you want me. I have nothing to offer and will probably make your life miserable. Though, I can be a lot of fun. Bring it on. :)

I don't think the movie Children of Men ever fully explained why every woman on earth became infertile, but it was probably evolution's response to this. ;)

[Razorback]

I don't think the movie Children of Men ever fully explained why every woman on earth became infertile, but it was probably evolution's response to this. ;)

We can only hope.

[Droogan_Leader]

RB, I know you were posting this in a lighthearted way, but I gotta ask you and everyone here, don't you feel sometimes like you just want to be alone for a while after a breakup? I just don't want to be with anyone, as lonely as I am, even still, nothing. Tell me I'm not strange for that, or tell me I am. I wanna know what you guys think. Do you ever feel that way?

[Threadkiller]

RB, I know you were posting this in a lighthearted way, but I gotta ask you and everyone here, don't you feel sometimes like you just want to be alone for a while after a breakup? I just don't want to be with anyone, as lonely as I am, even still, nothing. Tell me I'm not strange for that, or tell me I am. I wanna know what you guys think. Do you ever feel that way?I thought that was just something people said a few minutes before they jump on the first person in a bar who glances in their direction.

[Droogan_Leader]

Yeah, some people are enough to make it happen for real, at least it's happened with me. It was love, dude.

[BAMSS04]

Lets just say I know your pain all too well Droogan, and not to get into my particular situation...but let's say that since my last girlfriend broke up with me I have not been with anyone.....That was a while ago. Though now I have moved on, still it will be weird climbing back on the holy hole with out her being under me, or on top, or bent over in front, or in the pile driver position, or up against the wall, or however it works out.

[Droogan_Leader]

Lets just say I know your pain all too well Droogan, and not to get into my particular situation...but let's say that since my last girlfriend broke up with me I have not been with anyone.....That was a while ago. Though now I have moved on, still it will be weird climbing back on the holy hole with out her being under me, or on top, or bent over in front, or in the pile driver position, or up against the wall, or however it works out.
Thanks, dude. I needed a laugh, and that mental imagery.

[Razorback]

RB, I know you were posting this in a lighthearted way, but I gotta ask you and everyone here, don't you feel sometimes like you just want to be alone for a while after a breakup? I just don't want to be with anyone, as lonely as I am, even still, nothing. Tell me I'm not strange for that, or tell me I am. I wanna know what you guys think. Do you ever feel that way?

What is funny is that the two girls I cared about the most both ended up right back in relationships after our breakup. I just talked to an old ex last night for the first time in 8 years and found out her "rebound" relationship lasted 7-years.

You know what I did for those first 7 years? I didn't fall for anyone. :) Sure, I dated but was in maybe one serious relationship and that was more than a year after the ex and I broke up.

I think it is healthier to take time off and to figure our your feelings. I think a year off is good. Most women I know seem to think one week is too long. It goes to what I have always said, when men fall in love they fall hard. When women fall in love, they trip. ;)