A Quick Stop School Day

[Antonio_Bay]

I Was helping out at a local school yesterday, and whilst talking to some of the kids, I wondered if I were in charge of lesson criteria, what exactly would I teach children?

I’d start off with an hour lesson concerning Gremlin Care and Safety Measures (pay attention Zach Galligan.)

Followed by a double lesson of Time Travel 101 and Flux Capacitor Mechanics.

After lunch, a trip to the Zombie Survival Gym. (Using live infected people at later curriculum levels)

Next up, would be a two hour lesson taking a tour to the cabin in the woods, to research and conquer potential Kandarian demon attacks.

Lastly, with the school nearing its end, I'd have them huddle into groups and write a 3,000 word dissertation on the elements, consequences, and results concerning who would win in a battle between the Transformers, and the equally robotic, GoBots.

Anyone else?

[Graceful17]

I don't think school should exist! lol

[Graceful17]

I don't think school should exist! lol Its a bogus system... not to mention narrowminded.

[Graceful17]

I don't think school should exist! lol Its a bogus system... not to mention narrowminded.

[marksiwel]

Kids need to learn more about Fire Saftey. What better way than by lighting shit on fire.

Then Grifting. Kids need to learn to talk people out of thier cash.

Then Pranks 101.

[Asteban]

I enjoyed chemistry. I'm not normally good at science, but I rocked the pants off chemistry. We spent a lot of time putting stuff in microwaves and making Gak, but at the same time I still learned about chemistry. Orbitals rock.

[FanGirl]

I wish you could teach common sense. Seriously. I have a co-worker who needs the class desperately. If there was a a fire and she knew how to put it out with a fire extinguisher, but the extingusiher was broken, the place would burn down. She would then say "Well, what was I supposed to do? It was broken." The thought would not occur to her to find another way and it would not be her fault because she did everything she was told to do.

I would teach the zombie survival portion of the class before dumping them in the gym. I would also teach "Movies that were made before you were born - You can watch them without having to remake them!"

I think Robbo should teach "Music Fundamentals - Don't be a dumbass"

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I think Robbo should teach "Music Fundamentals - Don't be a dumbass"
First I have to get my "You have bad taste in music" t-shirt.

[rolxsjado]

Bahahaha Gremlin care. Yes! :)

[gummies]

I would get an A in this class for sure.:p

[Captain Spaulding]

I'd fail miserably, I'd be the kid with the squirt gun in class sprayin em all down

[acid_soda]

I don't think school should exist! lol Its a bogus system... not to mention narrowminded.

MY GOD! YOU'RE MULTIPLYING!!! D: