Confessions

[Droogan_Leader]

Ok, I've never told but one other person this, and I wanted somewhere to spill it.

The most embarrassing thing I've ever done and I think one of the top five funniest:

I used to work at a hotel with this girl I liked, but she had a thing for another guy who was my friend. Anyway, I had the night off, but she had to work, and my friend was having his birthday party. She kinda invited herself, and we went, and got pretty blasted.
So, we were driving back to the hotel, and she had to go on the clock. Well, I'm working there, but hating, I mean Hating this place. That didn't matter at the time though, because I had to pee like a race horse, and there was one bathroom in this lobby that, wouldn't you believe, was occupied at 8 in the evening. Who the heck goes to the lobby bathroom when the lobby is dark and there's no food in the evening anyway? Well, I'm standing there for what seemed an eternity waiting, and this guy wasn't coming out, and there was no girls' room, just ONE bathroom. So, I was pretty blitzed, mind you, I just decided to start peeing in one of those fake potted trees next to the bathroom. Well, I really did have to pee, because I couldn't stop for about 3 minutes or so. While I was peeing, wouldn't you believe it, ANOTHER guest came to the lobby area to try to go to the bathroom, and there I am in the dark, holding my dick, still peeing. He looks over at me, and since it was dark, he didn't notice what I was doing right away and made some comment about the bathroom being occupied. Well, right after he finished his sentence, he realized I was pissing in his very presence. Being a good employee though, I still gave him directions to a place where he might find a restroom, and he pretty quickly left. As soon as I could stop peeing, I did too.

Ahhh, I feel better.. so what're your best untold confessions, come on, let's hear 'em. I know you crazies and sickos can beat mine.

[JK]

... so what're your best untold confessions, come on, let's hear 'em. I know you crazies and sickos can beat mine.

I'm not sure if the statute of limitations has run out yet...

[Droogan_Leader]

Come on JK, you of all people can't puss on me, spill ITTT!!

We gots ta know

[JK]

Come on JK, you of all people can't puss on me, spill ITTT!!

We gots ta know

It is waaaay too easy for any one to find out who I really am.

[boobookittyfuk2007]

:o Okay so I found this thread and thought we might be able to get it going again. So here is my confession. Only the readers of this board will know of it.


When I was in high school, it would have been around the 1992 election between Bush and Clinton that it happenend. You all know those freakin yard signs that people put up in there yard? Well I decided that I was sick of seeing the signs and went to school with a girl who was a stanch Republican. This is getting somewhere I promise. Anyway, I went all through my town and pulled every Bush-Quayle signs and took them to her yard. At first all I was going to do was stick them all in her yard so I wouldn't have to see the propaganda Republican shit but, then I got the bright idea to light them all on fire (I was young and stupid). I lit them up using some lighter fluid for my Zippo and I really didn't think much of it. The next day she came to school and told everyone what I had done and I really wanted to claim it, but I was just to big of a puss to own it.

No damage ended up being done except the poor Bush signs, but I have spent alot of time regretting that I was so ignorant to fight with actions and not use my words to express my political views.

Boy that does feel better to actually see that in print and know that I can let it go.:o

[Razorback]

Granted, most democrats are stupid.

[boobookittyfuk2007]

Oh RB, you better watch it or we are gonna have to wrestle!!! Wait that might be fun for you. LOL. Wrestling with the enemy da da daaaaaa!!!!;)

[marksiwel]

Granted, most democrats are stupid.
I choose my President by looking at things in Peoples in Yard

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1285/flamingo.jpg
Pink Flamingo in 08!

[phit_demon]

I choose my President by looking at things in Peoples in Yard

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1285/flamingo.jpg
Pink Flamingo in 08!
Just great, now I have a mouthful of chewed cheerios on my keyboard.
Thanks a lot! :D

[boobookittyfuk2007]

I choose my President by looking at things in Peoples in Yard

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1285/flamingo.jpg
Pink Flamingo in 08!
That reminds me of those commercial, I don't know if you get them where you are but we get ones that say "elect bag of grass for president" Then it goes on an encourages people to be knowledgable about whom they are putting in the positions of power.

[Razorback]

Oh RB, you better watch it or we are gonna have to wrestle!!! Wait that might be fun for you. LOL. Wrestling with the enemy da da daaaaaa!!!!;)

I am not really the enemy. I am an independent and pretty damn liberal. I just enjoy shitting on democrats because they usually can't take it, but sure love to dish it out. :)

[boobookittyfuk2007]

I am not really the enemy. I am an independent and pretty damn liberal. I just enjoy shitting on democrats because they usually can't take it, but sure love to dish it out. :)
I enjoy the challenge!!! Bring in on baby. LOL I am liberal as well but, I tend to lean on the democratic side.

[Asteban]

Most embarrassing thing I've done were both the results of alcohol.

1. Drank too much at a friends house after they played a concert. Got drunk before everyone else as well. Ended up rolling around on the floor amoung a group of less drunk people. One kid told me to lay on my side so that I wouldn't choke if I puked. To which I responded "If it's good enough for Hendrix and Bonham, it's fucking good enough for me!" Luckily, everyone caught up to me in drunkeness. Plus, it did spawn a drunken rambling gem of a quote.

2. Got too drunk too fast again. Ended up not hearing ANYONE tell me to put away my vodka. An RA saw the bottle, and now I have a 50 dollar fine to pay. When I noticed that the RA was in the room I tried to be sneaky and push the bottle out of sight, but I think it may have made it more visible.

[JK]

Okay...

One time I pissed off a fifth floor balcony into a convertible Mercedes and waited for three hours until the owner came out and got into it. By then I had to go again, sooo...

When he came running upstairs to find out who we were (I had a couple of buddies with me) we had already put on the rest of our (police) uniforms and ran out into the hallway. We told the guy we were there to find the culprit ourselves. We spent the better part of an hour traipsing all over the hotel with this guy, looking for the perps.

Am I embarrassed about it? Not really. Seemed like the thing to do at the time. Especially after drinking three cases of MGD. And two of Killian's. And some Heinekin. And some shots of tequila.

[Antonio_Bay]

Seemed like the thing to do at the time. Especially after drinking three cases of MGD. And two of Killian's. And some Heinekin. And some shots of tequila.

And this guy never once commented on how you or your fellow officers smelt pissed?!

[JK]

He was drunker than a sailor on payday himself... we probably saved his life. ;)

[phit_demon]

And this guy never once commented on how you or your fellow officers smelt pissed?!
I never even thought of that while reading. That image is priceless! :D