Does it ever

[marksiwel]

Creep up you out when....

Girls are really tan in the middle of Winter, so tan that you can tell they all go to tanning booths. Also they are always shiney in photos.

when the guy next to you is talking to himself or on a bluetooth phone.

When old people kiss

....

[evrnl]

...to wake up in the middle of the night because you heard a sound that doesn't sound humanly familiar at all.

[JK]

...just chap your ass when some numb nuts starts blowin' their horn behind you while you're waiting for a pregnant woman pushing a stroller to cross the street in front of you?

[Asteban]

...anger you to the point of violence when you go to a hockey game and there are NO FIGHTS? Yeah, it sucks.

[Aaron]

... creep you out when your flat mate locks himself into his bedroom, then unlocks it to go to the bathroom, locks the door behind him, unlocks it when he comes back from the bathroom and then locks himself back into his room. All at 4am

[PftLBritt]

...just makes you wanna punch your car horn to the floor when you're in traffic and some numbnut, all of the sudden, slams on his/her brakes just so a person pushing a cart (could've been a stroller) can cross the street?





;) - I'm in a kidding mood this morning and I don't want to lose it.

[Antonio_Bay]

….You come to realise your invincible mother really is getting old when you’re sitting just three feet away and ask, ‘what’s for dinner?’

And her reply is; ‘it’s on BBC 2, at 10.30.’

[Zens7s]

...you get followed out of a restaurant after leaving a 20% tip by the waiter who then accuses you of not giving him anything and "what was wrong with the service?". Then you inform him that you did give him a tip and he looks at you like "yeah right"?

[marksiwel]

...you get followed out of a restaurant after leaving a 20% tip by the waiter who then accuses you of not giving him anything and "what was wrong with the service?". Then you inform him that you did give him a tip and he looks at you like "yeah right"?
Did you tip cash or Card"?
Cash gets stolen
I leave it on Card

[Zens7s]

Did you tip cash or Card"?
Cash gets stolen
I leave it on Card
This is a place that only takes cash. There was not time for it to get stolen. It all goes into a big "tip" jar on the bar.

[marksiwel]

Screw it, I dont work for tips but I do get them. I dont follow people out and annoy them when I dont get one though

[Zens7s]

Speaking of grooming, I thought of you the other day. I was down in the Rio Grande Valley for Christmas this year where my boyfriends family lives. They have a Sheltie that we took into PetSmart for grooming. We dropped the dog off, asked them to give her the standard cleaning for Sheltie dogs (wash, brush, maybe a trim)

We come back to pick up the dog and Philip was TOTALLY SHAVED except for a poof on his tail like a poodle. Michaels mom was just sick when we brought him home. It will take about six months for his fur to grow back.

[marksiwel]

Speaking of grooming, I thought of you the other day. I was down in the Rio Grande Valley for Christmas this year where my boyfriends family lives. They have a Sheltie that we took into PetSmart for grooming. We dropped the dog off, asked them to give her the standard cleaning for Sheltie dogs (wash, brush, maybe a trim)

We come back to pick up the dog and Philip was TOTALLY SHAVED except for a poof on his tail like a poodle. Michaels mom was just sick when we brought him home. It will take about six months for his fur to grow back.

We need that hair to feed our Robot.

They should have told them if they were going to shave it. They should have made them sign a form that said "IF you leave your dog here, we are shaving that mother fucker"
They also should have gone over the fact they are shaving the dog.

If they didnt do this, write a letter and call the store. they will give you your money back and then if you really press them they will give you like a 100 bucks in Gift Cards.

But really, that Robot gets Hungry

[Droogan_Leader]

We need that hair to feed our Robot.

They should have told them if they were going to shave it. They should have made them sign a form that said "IF you leave your dog here, we are shaving that mother fucker"
They also should have gone over the fact they are shaving the dog.

If they didnt do this, write a letter and call the store. they will give you your money back and then if you really press them they will give you like a 100 bucks in Gift Cards.

But really, that Robot gets Hungry
You should be in every major chain store dude. I always helped the customers when I worked at Circuit City or whatever sucky chain, but most of the dudes there don't give a crap [like the guy who shaved her f&cking dog]. I'll bet his/her fur tied the room together too.

[TLS]

But really, that Robot gets Hungry
What else does the robot do, besides eat dog hair?

[Droogan_Leader]

What else does the robot do, besides eat dog hair?
I am a robot, I am programmed to DANCE

[Graceful17]

Does it ever scare you that we are going to blow ourselves up due to our ignorence?! lol, Boy does that ever scare me.

[TLS]

I am a robot, I am programmed to DANCE
Dancing is Forbidden.

[marksiwel]

But in my fellow Groomers defense, if you dont bring your dog in every few months (Like 1-3) and you do very little to nothing at home to keep your dog clean (Like Brushing him and Bathing Him (which I should add, if you dont brush a dog like a sheltie once a month, and then just bath him he WILL become matted and you will have no choice but to shave him)

But, I'm drunk most of the time at work, so who knows what I am doing.

[Droogan_Leader]

... piss you off to no end when a co-worker leaves you in the lurch?

I have to submit the mid-year progress reports at the beginning of February, and wouldn't you know, the student teacher shafted me in the ass--she needs three weeks off, so my work just doubled at an already stressful time.

[marksiwel]

Does it ever scare you that we are going to blow ourselves up due to our ignorence?! lol, Boy does that ever scare me.

Ignorance, Maybe? :-)

Dont worry thats why we keep you Northeren Most Americans away from the Big Guns.

[marksiwel]

What else does the robot do, besides eat dog hair?

Where do you think dreams come from?

[FanGirl]

Where do you think dreams come from?

Electric sheep?

[marksiwel]

To your room little lady. To your Room.

[FanGirl]

What? What did I do? Dammit. *walks toward room mumbling* Geez, you open a door, a big giant geek door and you expect me not walk through it? *slams door*

[phit_demon]

...burn when you pee?

[JK]

...burn when you pee?


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