Famous Last Words

[Droogan_Leader]

Well, I am kinda bored and I thought about this yesterday when I woke up, what would be cool to say right before I die, and what others have said.

So, it's a great idea for another twisted Poop Shoot thread, what would you like for your last words to be? What do you think you will feel in those moments? What would you like to hear God say when you die?

For me, I have no idea about the last words--hopefully something short and funny. As for what I'd like to hear God say, "Well done thou good and faithful servant." Classic.

Ok, now youze.

[Razorback]

"I loved and was loved... ehhhhhghhh"

[phit_demon]

I just want to make the classic South Park death-rattle. You know the one, it's kinda like, "BHLEP!".

[Aaron]

"O, I die, Horatio"

[By-tor]

"Take care of my dogs. Long days and pleasant nights. I love you all."

[FanGirl]

"A truck"

[Threadkiller]

I wonder what the most common last words are.

"Oh shit!" and "Nurse!" seem pretty likely.

[acid_soda]

"lol!"

[Affleckie]

"Yes, Joel Schumacher, this is a bomb strapped to my chest"

[JK]

What I would like for my last words be:

"Thank you, my friends, my family, for making this a life worth living. Don't cry because I'm leaving you. Be glad that you still have each other and live every day like it meant something."


What my last words probably will be:

"I bet you $20 I can make it..."

[Antonio_Bay]

"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

[evrnl]

I am certain that my last words will be "Fuck!!!", with a very surprised and incredulous look.

[Razorback]

I wonder what the most common last words are.

"Oh shit!" and "Nurse!" seem pretty likely.

The most frequent last words I have heard on cockpit voice-recorder tapes are, 'Oh Shit,' said with about that much emotion. There's no panic, no scream, it's a sort of resignation: we've done everything we can, I can't think of anything else to do and this is it.

— Frank McDermott, partner in McDermott Associates, specialists in cockpit voice recorders.

[JK]

The most frequent last words I have heard on cockpit voice-recorder tapes are, 'Oh Shit,' said with about that much emotion. There's no panic, no scream, it's a sort of resignation: we've done everything we can, I can't think of anything else to do and this is it.

— Frank McDermott, partner in McDermott Associates, specialists in cockpit voice recorders.

The couple of times I've been in serious enough accidents where I saw it coming and knew there was nothing I could about it and there was a distinct possibilty and a high probability of death, I can still hear myself saying "shit" in exactly that way- with a sort resigned acceptence. For the past few years, I feel like I've been living on borrowed time, seeing as how I should have been dead. I'm either extremely lucky or have a damn good guardian angel.

[Droogan_Leader]

I think for my last words it will be more of a noise like a gurgling or gagging sound, like "Ughhhh."

I know that feeling of resignation some of you are talking about. It's really liberating too.

[Asteban]

A couple years ago my roommate, Mary, and I were driving to someone's house and I told her to slow down because we were on a gravel road and there was a sharp turn coming up. Her response (lie) was "I've driven this road a thousand times." Next thing I know her car is about a foot from the edge of a cliff holding on for dear life from a sapling. My words as we spun out of control were "God dammit Mary." I'm fairly certain that those are still meant to be my last words.

[JK]

...I know that feeling of resignation some of you are talking about. It's really liberating too.

It is, really. When you've hit that point and there's not a damn thing you can do to change what's about to happen and you accept it- just letting go you feel this immense, instant... relief, I guess. And it happens in less time than it takes to say "shit." Because at that moment, in that instant, nothing matters. Not your job. Not your relationships. Certainly not your bills or your taxes or global warming or that cocksmoker who stole your lunch from the refridgerator at work. It would be nice to live each moment of life like that.

[Razorback]

The couple of times I've been in serious enough accidents where I saw it coming and knew there was nothing I could about it and there was a distinct possibilty and a high probability of death, I can still hear myself saying "shit" in exactly that way- with a sort resigned acceptence. For the past few years, I feel like I've been living on borrowed time, seeing as how I should have been dead. I'm either extremely lucky or have a damn good guardian angel.

The one car accident I was in where I thought it was all over right before impact, I said pretty much the same thing in the same way... "Shit."

I may have added an "oh" in there. I don't remember.

[Asteban]

I love that in the moment that I realized I could soon be dead, I took the time to blame my best friend because she didn't listen to me. After I realized we were ok, I didn't say "told you so," I didn't say "Jesus, that was close," or "We're hanging off a cliff, don't move," and I didn't say "oh my god you almost killed us." I took off the hat I was wearing and said, "You bitch, you made me bend my new hat!" Because I was stupidly not wearing a seat belt, and my head hit the roof.

[marksiwel]

"Release the Monkeys"

[JK]

"Oh boy! Cherry Kool Aid!"

[freetoaster]

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[Zens7s]

I want to die old and senile so everybody else is sick of me when I finally go. Therefore I want my last words to be (assuming that I have a daughter) ...

"Turn off that goddamm grilled cheese sandwich and let your stupid husband know I never liked him anyway he smells like feet and reminds me of the war".

[Aaron]

I've always liked the idea from Red Dwarf that Lister dies at age 100 choking on an 18 year old model's bra as he's tearing it off with his teeth.
That would be a nice way to go.

[Razorback]

I've always liked the idea from Red Dwarf that Lister dies at age 100 choking on an 18 year old model's bra as he's tearing it off with his teeth.
That would be a nice way to go.

Isn't that how Nelson Rockefeller died? I just hope that if I go out like that, I get to finish right before the light leaves my eyes.

[marksiwel]

I've always liked the idea from Red Dwarf that Lister dies at age 100 choking on an 18 year old model's bra as he's tearing it off with his teeth.
That would be a nice way to go.
Lister is older than 100 years old. Not counting the Feezing. He lived on the backwards world and has been aged and deaged throughout the series he is like 100+ according to the books and I think 1 episode talks about it.

Smeg Head

[Zens7s]

Boy, you really nerded out on that one. You better go out and have sex with your wife or something lest you end up in your momma's basement. :-)

[freetoaster]

It's a little off topic, but I'll throw it in. I remember my college room-mate telling me Aldous Huxley's last request was that his wife give him 10,000 micrograms diethyl amide of lysergic acid on his death bed.

[marksiwel]

Boy, you really nerded out on that one. You better go out and have sex with your wife or something lest you end up in your momma's basement. :-)

Its like the Hulk sometimes it just takes over

[Aaron]

Lister is older than 100 years old. Not counting the Feezing. He lived on the backwards world and has been aged and deaged throughout the series he is like 100+ according to the books and I think 1 episode talks about it.

Smeg Head
Yeah but my quote (paraphrase, really) was from an episode where they have a way of seeing their deaths in the future and it's said he's 100
Outside of that I don't care

I'll kick your ass... at video games

[marksiwel]

Yeah but my quote (paraphrase, really) was from an episode where they have a way of seeing their deaths in the future and it's said he's 100
Outside of that I don't care

I'll kick your ass... at video games
Wanna Prove that? Because I play Battlefield 2142 Screen name Marksiwel.

BRING IT!

[Droogan_Leader]

Wanna Prove that? Because I play Battlefield 2142 Screen name Marksiwel.

BRING IT!
Them's is fightin' words!!

I wish I was a gamer nerd so I could log on and watch the mayhem.

I say the winner captures some screenshots of his defeated foe so we can all mock him.

[TLS]

It's a little off topic, but I'll throw it in. I remember my college room-mate telling me Aldous Huxley's last request was that his wife give him 10,000 micrograms diethyl amide of lysergic acid on his death bed.
It would probably be a little redundant to take that while dying, since it's possible that dying could cause you the same effect.


I hope my last words are: Ok everyone, leave while you can, I will stay on this comet and rescue the earth by pushing this button.

Though it will probably be more like:
Crew: "...And whatever you do, don't push that buton."
Me: "What, this shiney red button?" *push*

[Asteban]

If they don't want people to push it why do they make it shiny and noticable? If they don't want people to push it, it should be gray or black, and maybe coated in bird flu or something.

[FanGirl]

"Oh Jesus Christ. Are you a complete retard? Here let me do it."

[Captain Spaulding]

"Of course it's not loaded, see..."

"What does this button do?"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Don't worry, it's strong enough to hold both of us"

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

I've always liked the idea from Red Dwarf that Lister dies at age 100 choking on an 18 year old model's bra as he's tearing it off with his teeth.
That would be a nice way to go.

Surely you'd want to die slightly after taking the bra off?

[Razorback]

"Ok, which wire do I cut again? Oh damn... what the hell was that saying from the academy? White you're right, red you're dead? Or was it white you're not right, red you will soon be home in bed? Hmmm... ok. Cutting the red one."

[PunkFootball]

my last word's gonna be 'pissflaps'
at least it will lighten the mood at my funeral ;)