"I've been thinking about Jew"

[Aaron]

I've been thinking about Jew - London Beat
I can't help falling in love with Jew - Elvis
Everything I Jew, I Jew it for you - Bryan Adams
Jew - Spandau Ballet ...(think about it)
All the young Jews - David Bowie
Why don't we Jew it in the road - The Beatles
A little bit me, A little bit Jew - The Monkees
Where I end and Jew begin - Radiohead

And the thing that got this started for me:

I need Jew - The Kinks

[By-tor]

Would Jew give it a freakin' break?

You know I'm joshing, right?

[Aaron]

heh, yeah I know
I was bored, what do you expect?

[phit_demon]

Born In The JewSA.

[Aaron]

Girl You Know It's Jew - Milli Vanilli

[jjcourtright]

I would jew anything for love, but I won't jew that.

Jew the Hustle.

[By-tor]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/73000/73161DJLI_w.jpg
What Jew talkin' bout, Willis?

Sorry, not music-minded, but I couldn't help it.

[FanGirl]

Love, Love me Jew. You know I love Jew. I always be Jew. So, please...love me Jew. Oh, oh, love me jew.

[BAMSS04]

Get these motherfuckin' jews, off my motherfuckin' plane.

[Aaron]

Did Jew ever know that you're my hero?

[By-tor]

Jew are the sunshine of my life...

[phit_demon]

JEWS! Ugh, yeeeeah. What are they good for? Absolutely nothin'! :eek:

[jjcourtright]

Jew jew really want to hurt me?
Jew jew really want to make me cry?

[MacFuzion]

To the tune of "my guy"

Nothin you could do could make me wanna screw a jew.

[Threadkiller]

Dude. The game is to substitutie the word 'jew' for the word 'you' or 'do' in song lyrics, not to rewrite lyrics so that they sound creepily anti-semitic. Just so you know.

[phit_demon]

Just so you know.
Just so jew know. :D

[Aaron]

To the tune of "my guy"

Nothin you could do could make me wanna screw a jew.
So not funny
Don't make me pull out the Cindy Brady card

[By-tor]

Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of lovin' Jew!!!

[Antonio_Bay]

All together now...

Agajew-jew-jew, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agajew-jew-jew, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees...

[phit_demon]

Lovin' jews is easy 'cos they're beautiful.
Jew-jew-jew-jew-jew-jewwwwwwwwwww, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Aaron]

Jew never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...
Jews lost that loooooooooving feeeeeeeeeelin'

[imjacksusername]

could "jew" be loved? -Bob Marley

[Aaron]

could "jew" be loved? -Bob Marley
Welcome! :D

[Tracker]

"Every Body was Kung- Jew Fighting. Those Cat's were fast as lighting"

"Jew You really got me going you got me so i dont know what Iam doing"

[phit_demon]

"I demand to have some JEWS!!"

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/withnail01.jpg

[Halidar]

Dashing Jew the snow, on a one horse open slay, over the hills we go, laughing all the way.

[BizarroPunisher]

Dashing Jew the snow, on a one horse open slay, over the hills we go, laughing all the way.
Sweet God! He's killing everyone!

[phit_demon]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/iJew.jpg

[Aaron]

http://www.twoglasses.com/beer/hebrew_messiah_bold.jpg

[By-tor]

We wish Jew a Merry Christmas.
We wish Jew a Merry Christmas.
We wish Jew a Merry Christmas,
And a Happy Jew Year. :D

[BizarroPunisher]

I think about jew
Honey all the time my heart says yes
I think about jew
Deep inside I love jew best
I think about jew
Jew know you're the one I want
I think about jew
Darlin' you're the only one
I think about jew

http://www.hasharat.co.il/images/item_5427_guns-n-roses.jpg

[phit_demon]

I think about jew
Honey all the time my heart says yes
I think about jew
Deep inside I love jew best
I think about jew
Jew know you're the one I want
I think about jew
Darlin' you're the only one
I think about jew

http://www.hasharat.co.il/images/item_5427_guns-n-roses.jpg
:cool:

[Pinguino]

Jew & Nerdy

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
Jew and nerdy

Think I'm just too jew and nerdy
Think I'm just too jew and nerdy
Can't you see I'm jew and nerdy
Look at me I'm jew and nerdy

_____

Dont you wish your jew was hot like me
Dont you wish your jew was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont you wish your jew was raw like me
Dont you wish your jew was fun like me
Dont you, dont cha

_____

We're jewing
I wanna jew it with you,
We're jewing, jewing
And I hope you like jewing too

[Tracker]

It might be a anoying song. but.
Jew it up
Jew it up
Jew it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low.....
That song is so stupid but it works.

[phit_demon]

It might be a anoying song. but.
Jew it up
Jew it up
Jew it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low.....
That song is so stupid but it works.
Zod, I hate you!

[soldierz_1]

before you hate, understand! the funniest thing is all these artists with these songs were put out by jews! cant hate...

[Aaron]

before you hate, understand! the funniest thing is all these artists with these songs were put out by jews! cant hate...
... What?

[By-tor]

... What?I believe your post is missing something. Haven't I tought you young kids anything? :confused: ;)

[Aaron]

http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/austin.jpg
WHAT?!?!?!?!

[freetoaster]

You guys are really freakin me out right now.

[By-tor]

http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/austin.jpg
WHAT?!?!?!?!
Much better. :D

[Aaron]

Yay!
One of the most ill-advised threads ever and someone is lurking in it.
I feel proud

[ZBarclay]

Yay!
One of the most ill-advised threads ever and someone is lurking in it.
I feel proud
Jew jew know what jew've done? Jew you?!

[Aaron]

I can't remember if it's been done yet but...

"Jew Jew Jewdio"

http://www.nomorerecords.be/pics/rec-of-the-month/sussudio-f.jpg

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Jew, Jew got what I nee-eed. And Jew say he's just a friend, and Jew say he's just a friend.....

[neon vomit]

And I hate everything about jew.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Jew put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up...

[Cuclean]

Jew put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up...
:D :D :D :D
NICE!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

What can I say....Jew do something to me...

[You Want The Biddy?]

Never gonna give Jew up! Never gonna let Jew down, never gonna turn around and desert Jew! Never gonna make Jew cry, never gonna SAY goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt Jew!

How has it not been done. . .:cool:

http://rapidshare.com/files/144715250/Rickin_it_8bit.mp3

[anabur]

Jew and me and the baby (or bottle) makes three.

[Erasmus Cunk]

Jeeeeeew make me feel,
Miiii-iighty real.

[Cuclean]

and I will staaaand by Jew.... forever.......
Jew can take me breath away.(probably to use for themself);)

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Pleased to meet Jew, hope Jew guessed my name. But what's puzzling Jew is the nature of my game......

[Shäne]

Jew got another thing comin...

[BOP TILL U DROP]

How could Jew just leave me stranded/Alone in a world so cold?

[JK]

Well if Jew told me Jew were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if Jew know Jew I am
Well I was there and I saw what Jew did
I saw it with my own Jew eyes
So Jew can wipe of the grin
I know where Jew've been
Its all been a pack of lies

[neon vomit]

Since I've been lovin jew.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

In my darkest hour, Jew are not there,
But know I reached out for Jew, wouldn't lend a hand...

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Today I saw somebody
Who looked just like Jew
She walked like Jew do
I thought it was Jew
As she turned the corner
I called out your name
I felt so ashamed
When it wasn't Jew
Wasn't Jew-ewww-ew

Jew are everything
And everything is Jew
Oh, Jew are everything
And everything is Jew
'Cause Jew are everything
And everything is Jew...

[RobinHoodDaffy]

What I like about Jew, Jew hold me tight
Tell me I'm the only one, make me wanna come over tonight, yeah
Jew're whispering in my ear, tell me all the things that I want to hear
well it's true
It's what I like about Jew.

[Critical_Lemon]

Jew you wanna?
Jew you, jew you really wanna go,
Where I've never let jews before?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Winter, spring, summer or fa-all
all Jew got to do is ca-all
Jew got a friend....

[Critical_Lemon]

Something that bugs me is that there are all those jokes about Jews and money, yet I have never heard a similar joke about Quakers.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

...or the Amish...

I want Jew, I want Jew so bad
I want Jew, I want Jew so bad it's driving me mad, it's driving me mad.

[Lotism]

jew got it jew got it bad. When on the phone, hang up and all right back. jew got it jew got it bad ahhahahaha

[Lotism]

I study jew-do. jew don't know if I got a gun.

[Dante]

Only Jew

Only Jew
Can do make all this world seem right,
Only Jew
Can do make the darkness bright,
Only Jew, and Jew alone
Can feel me like Jew do
And do fill my heart with love for only Jew.

100% Kosher:D

[phit_demon]

I want Jew, I want Jew so bad
I want Jew, I want Jew so bad it's driving me mad, it's driving me mad.
Simple, but effective. I think this is my favourite one so far.

Oh, and naturally it's going to be stuck in my head all day now. Thanks a bunch, Daff. :rolleyes:

[RobinHoodDaffy]

No es nada mi amigo. Anytime :D

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I just can't stop lovin' Jewwww
I just can't stop lovin' Jewwww
And if I stop, then tell me just what will I doooooo
I just can't stop.. lovin' Jeww-eww

[JasterIsFett]

Oh my baby baby I love Jew more than I can tell
I dont think I can live without Jew
And I know that I never will

[Threadkiller]

Hope it hasn't been done.

Just let me know, if Jew wanna go, to that home out on La Grange. Jew know what I'm talkin' 'bout. A how how how how!

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I forgot how much I loved this thread.

Desperado, when will jew come to your senses?
Jew been out riding fences.....

[JasterIsFett]

I can show jew the world...

[TomHarrington]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4052/junglebook.jpg

Oh, oobee doo
i wanna be like jew
i wanna talk like jew
walk like jew, too...

[JasterIsFett]

Jew got a friend in me.
Jew got a friend in me.
Jew got troubles, well I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for jew
We stick together and we see it through
Jew got a friend in me.

[cypher]

Jew are the sun and moon and stars are jew
And I could never run away from jew
Jew try at working out chaotic things
And why, should I believe myself not jew?
It's like the world is gonna end so soon
And why should I believe myself?
Jew, me and everything caught in the fire
I can see me drowning
Caught in the fire.

[phit_demon]

I can show jew the world...

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/35-1.jpg


The image of Aladdin singing that, completely straight-faced on the magic carpet to a dumbfounded orthodox jew, just made me lose my shit. :D

[JasterIsFett]

The image of Aladdin singing that, completely straight-faced on the magic carpet to a dumbfounded orthodox jew, just made me lose my shit. :D

Just wait till you imagine Jasmine's lines being sung by an old jewish man...

http://pro.corbis.com/images/HU061548.jpg?size=67&uid=80D89C3D-8436-443A-B143-42A5E430E8A1

But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with jew.

[phit_demon]

http://pro.corbis.com/images/HU061548.jpg?size=67&uid=80D89C3D-8436-443A-B143-42A5E430E8A1

But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with jew.

Oi, Vai!

[Jeremy Beadle]

And if jew don't love me now
Jew will never love me again
I can still hear jew saying
Jew would never break the chain

[JasterIsFett]

Jew should've been gone!

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/02/080604-steve-perry.jpg

Knowing how I made jew feel

[And Friend]

Not quite the word "you" but-

My friend Jew has a real tattoo
She always knows just what to do
She looks through her hair like she doesn't care
What she does best is stand and stare

She can play the drums set too
And the boys say: hey Jew what's new?
My friend Jew just says: "hey you"
My friend Jew just says: "hey you"

I know a secret or two about Jew
She won't mind if I tell you
She likes to wear green underwear
And lays down almost anywhere

She doesn't have nothing to do
And the boys say: "hey Jew what's new?"
My friend Jew just says: "hey you"
My friend Jew just says: "hey you"

I know a secret or two about Jew
She won't mind if I tell you
I know a secret or two about Jew
I know a secret about Jew and you

And she sticks just like glue
And the boys say: "hey Jew what's new?"
My friend Jew just goes: "hey you"
My friend Jew just goes: "hey you"

Jew jew jew

Jew jew jew

Jew jew jew
My friend Jew
Jew Jew Jew
Talkin' 'bout Jew
Jew Jew Jew
My friend Jew
Jew Jew Jew
You would too
Jew


Do I win?

[Spleck]

"If Jew dont know me by now,
IF JEW DONT KNOW ME,
Jew will never ever ever know me,
No Jew won't no!! "


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y-DbBvf7R5Y/SaA4cNLtj8I/AAAAAAAAV3A/3zJ8R3oIQ38/s400/DavidBrent.jpg

[Threadkiller]

Would she go down on jew in a theater? ... Jew oughta know.

[TheHangingBrain]

"If Jew dont know me by now,
IF JEW DONT KNOW ME,
Jew will never ever ever know me,
No Jew won't no!! "


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y-DbBvf7R5Y/SaA4cNLtj8I/AAAAAAAAV3A/3zJ8R3oIQ38/s400/DavidBrent.jpg

Who the fuck is David Brent? Let's keep it real (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Ni7LGXW7g). ;)