Jay and silent bob 2

[GR7]

MMM SERIOUSLY we need another there was like a thread on this but it not there so like im making another please the first was awesome please sumone tell me there will bee another wooo :) :p :D :cool:

[CheZoUk]

Jay N Silent Bob Ftw!!!! I Heard About They Bringin Anova 1 Out True Or Flase!!!!???????? :d

[JK]

How many times are you gonna post the (exact) same thing?

[GR7]

Yea well i meant to put it on here originally but oopsi daisy so like anyone know of any information about the future of JAY AND SILENT BOB 2????? :) :D

[JK]

Jay N Silent Bob Ftw!!!! I Heard About They Bringin Anova 1 Out True Or Flase!!!!???????? :d

Holy Shit. From the country that spawned the fuckin' language...

Good God Almighty, sometimes I wish I were Helen Keller...

[GR7]

Holy Shit. From the country that spawned the fuckin' language...

Good God Almighty, sometimes I wish I were Helen Keller...
Not very nice is is maybe he couldnt be assed to type properly maybe he is pissed :) :D :p

[By-tor]

Yea well i meant to put it on here originally but oopsi daisy so like anyone know of any information about the future of JAY AND SILENT BOB 2????? http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifYeah, they died in a fiery car wreck at the end of Clerks 2. Didn't you stay around for the credits?

[GR7]

Yeah, they died in a fiery car wreck at the end of Clerks 2. Didn't you stay around for the credits?
Didn't watch clerks 2 mate hold on who died?? :eek:

[FanGirl]

I thought that they were going to fight Freddy and Jason in the next cross-over movie.

[CheZoUk]

OI m8 im fuckin tired its like quarter past 1 in the morning so ssshhh :cool:

[GR7]

I thought that they were going to fight Freddy and Jason in the next cross-over movie.
Freddy and Jason that would be messed up lol freddy and jason suck anyway BARNEY could beat them with a toothpick :p

[FanGirl]

Interesting. From England and can't speak English.

[GR7]

Interesting. From England and can't speak English.
ENGLAND FTW but id rather get back to Jay and Silent Bob 2 please

[CheZoUk]

ummmm i can speak english just you are being reli moody mc boody

[GR7]

So are we going to get back to the topic here? JAY AND SILENT BOB 2???PLEASE

[Omaru]

as previously mentioned jay and bob die in a car fire wreck at the end, Bob goes to Heaven and Jay for gets sent to hell for shoplifting. The devil rolls him up and attempts to smoke him (he comments on rolling a jay" but then Bob comes back and saves him with the help of the Metatron, it's pretty much left open ended for Dogma 2 which was being filmed back to back with Clerks 2.

[Aaron]

What's a FTW?
Or am I just not "down" with the kids these days?

[CheZoUk]

oh ok cheers m8 for tht !!! :D

[GR7]

First of all FTW means for the win so like cool and like dogma 2 ay?? seen tha first that was okay

[CheZoUk]

FOR THE WIN! ftw i dunno i just felt like sayin it , i got a headache :(

[Aaron]

my head hurts...

[GR7]

DID YA WACK IT ON SUMMIN? lol or are people confusing you?

[DOOM2099]

Holy Shit. From the country that spawned the fuckin' language...

Good God Almighty, sometimes I wish I were Helen Keller...

You mean Anne Frank, right?

[crucialmayhemandflowers]

well do you think that dogma 2 might lead to a jay and silent bob 2 and also will they ever make a third mallrats. i was never really in to chasing amy.

[By-tor]

You bunch of freakin' children. FTW has always stood for Fuck The World. Ask Nikki Sixx. Sheeesh!!!

[mrndevildog]

Jay and Silent who?

[JK]

This thread right here has killed more brain cells than all the liquor I've ever consumed in my entire life...

[GR7]

HAHA LOL and i never knew FTW stood for fuck the world
so like i still need to find out about Jay and Silent Bob 2 is there a straight forward answer to it all??? :D

[phit_demon]

so like i still need to find out about Jay and Silent Bob 2 is there a straight forward answer to it all???
Yes there is: They're not making a sequel. Now kindly fuck off or ask something else! :mad:

[CheZoUk]

lol wooooo ok, when is clerks 2 comin out in like England!!???well if it does cos im not sure and i saw a trailer of it and it looks gd, isit!? :)

[GR7]

Yes there is: They're not making a sequel. Now kindly fuck off or ask something else! :mad:
ok dude thanks for the final answer u see no one else gave me a proper answer now there is one wooo so like yea i think this thread finished

[BizarroPunisher]

Holy Shit. From the country that spawned the fuckin' language...

Good God Almighty, sometimes I wish I were Helen Keller...

Don't you mean Anne Frank?
http://www.origo.hu/i/0604/20060404clerks2.jpg

[acid_soda]

Thanks a lot people, look what this thread did to my brain! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha/)

[Purple Pixie]

You bunch of freakin' children. FTW has always stood for Fuck The World. Ask Nikki Sixx. Sheeesh!!!

FTW also stands for For The Win. It is a common acronym in MMO's.

[Threadkiller]

I'll take Robert Wagner FTW!


http://www.rj-wagner.com/photos/square-6.jpg

[jjcourtright]

Number Two was the first person who came up when doing a Google image search for "Hollywood Squares"?

[Purple Pixie]

I'll take Robert Wagner FTW!


http://www.rj-wagner.com/photos/square-6.jpg

Wow. That was... Random. :p

[By-tor]

FTW also stands for For The Win. It is a common acronym in MMO's.MMO's? That's Mental Midget Organizations, right?

[Threadkiller]

Number Two was the first person who came up when doing a Google image search for "Hollywood Squares"?
It was him or Whoopie Goldberg. What the heck was I supposed to do?

[Purple Pixie]

MMO's? That's Mental Midget Organizations, right?

ROTFLMFAO! Hehe. NO. Massive Multiplayer online roleplay games. Like EQ or WoW.

[acid_soda]

Eh, I like shooting games. WoW bores me.

Edit: ZOMFGZORZ PAGE CLAIM!!!

[Purple Pixie]

:eek: Well... I WAS starting to like you! :p

[Kinky Kelly Boop]

I was just thinking that there should be a sequel to Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, but it should be about when they grew up from when they were babies hanging out in front of the Quick Stop to how they met Dante & Randal and until now. I don't know if anyone has thought about that. I was watching Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back with my boyfriend the other night and we were talking about how there should be a movie about everyone getting to know them before they "Strike Back". That would be kind of interesting.
Just saw Clerks 2 last night with my boyfriend...that was f***ing awesome. It was hella better than the first Clerks. Kevin Smith, you totally rock man! Keep making more kick ass flicks!!!

[David Valley]

I haven't heard anything on a Dogma 2 movie. Is it legit or just a rumor right now??

[Threadkiller]

I think it still qualifies as rumor.

[Dave]

Oh, my freaking God, does this thread pain my skull. I can't believe i spent several minutes looking at it. FTW, MMOs, QT, WoW WTF? What is up with For the Win, anyway? i'm starting to see it everywhere, did i miss some massive Hollywood Squares resiergence or something?

Concerning Viewaskew-niverse sequels. I hope 'cleaks 2' was the final one. I'd like to see Kevin move into other directions.

[jjcourtright]

It was him or Whoopie Goldberg. What the heck was I supposed to do? You've chosen wisely.

[Aaron]

ROTFLMFAO! Hehe. NO... Like EQ or WoW.
USE FULL WORDS DAMNIT!

[Purple Pixie]

USE FULL WORDS DAMNIT!

Rolling On The Floor Luaghing My Fucking As Off, Everquest, World of Warcraft.

Happy?

[Aaron]

Rolling On The Floor Luaghing My Fucking As Off, Everquest, World of Warcraft.

Happy?
happIER :D
Now take off your shirt!

[Purple Pixie]

happIER :D
Now take off your shirt!

Maybe. If you're nice, and you buy me a WoW game card. :D Oh! and candy! Don't forget the candy.

Oops. an acronym again... Worl of Warcraft. Sorry... I know it confuses you. I... will... speak... slowly... for... you. :p

[Aaron]

Sorry... I know it confuses you. I... will... speak... slowly... for... you. :p
I can't help it if I'm not 'down' with the kids anymore
If you don't play said game then you wouldn't know said game's acronym would you?

[Purple Pixie]

lol. you're right. I apologize.

[jozef]

man i really hope that they make a new jay and silent bob it has brought happiness to all of the little chldren out there who think there alone but when they saw his movie they find sum one plz god make the second jay and silent bob movie plz!!!

[JK]

Aren't 5+ movies (and an animated series) enough Jay and Silent Bob?

[jozef]

so does anyone know when this new movie mite be in the making cuz if it is being made then i am totally siked

[FanGirl]

Next week. Go wait in line at the theater now. Hurry or you might miss it.

[jozef]

yo suck i am trying to be serious and you are smoking some pole seriously get a life

[JK]

yo suck i am trying to be serious and you are smoking some pole seriously get a life

Now, if you'd lurked around and read some of the posts made in this topic before going off, you'd have found the answer to your question. And you'd understand why we're being facetious with our answers. So I say nay, sir. 'Tis you who needs to get a life.

[jozef]

Now, if you'd lurked around and read some of the posts made in this topic before going off, you'd have found the answer to your question. And you'd understand why we're being facetious with our answers. So I say nay, sir. 'Tis you who needs to get a life.


im srry i had a spaz it happens when i ont take my meds

[nero]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Nero and Scavenger

[JK]

All you motherfuckers are blah blah blah

Dude, that's not even close to funny anymore. If I had a PENNY for every post just like that, I'd have enough cash to buy a plane ticket, fly to whatever rathole you crawl out of every night and lay the smack down right on your thick skull with a collegiate edition of Webster's Dictionary. You spelled every word correctly in this post, but your only other post is a garbled, alphabetic mish-mash? You cut and pasted that off imdb or somewhere else didn't you? Or do you suffer from multiple personality disorder? Or scarier yet, you've wrapped yourself up in the idea that you're somehow as cool as Jay and Silent Bob and you just had to get that post absolutely perfect...

I know admin is really sensitive lately about how we veterans of the board are scaring off new members, but I'm sorry- In this case I can see exactly where your time here is going- so please, just go the fuck away now, quietly.

[By-tor]

...lay the smack down right on your thick skull...
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10031000/10031793.jpg
The People's Elbow Lives!!!!!!

[JK]

Can you smmelllllll what the Brock is cooking?!?!

[phit_demon]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10031000/10031793.jpg
The People's Elbow Lives!!!!!!
I hate to split hairs, but in that particular instance it was The Corporate Elbow, not The People's, because he was The Corporate Champion at the time. :o
I used to be a wrestling buff, but then WWF went crappy.
John Cena is apparently the best they have nowadays - yeuch!

[By-tor]

I hate to split hairs, but in that particular instance it was The Corporate Elbow, not The People's, because he was The Corporate Champion at the time. :o
I used to be a wrestling buff, but then WWF went crappy.
John Cena is apparently the best they have nowadays - yeuch!Sorry, mate, but it will always be the People's Elbow. Fuck the old man in charge. And his son. And I'll fuck this one...
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/1435504
Yeah, the chick....WHAT?!!!!

[phit_demon]

Sorry, mate, but it will always be the People's Elbow. Fuck the old man in charge. And his son. And I'll fuck this one...
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/1435504
Yeah, the chick....WHAT?!!!!
I know, like I said - split hairs.
I loved Rocky in his heyday, the only reason I mention the whole Corporate thing is cos I thought he made an excellent heel, as did Austin. However, everyone knows the greatest heel of all time was this man:

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/quefuede/Ted%20DiBiase01.jpg
Money! Money! Money! Money! Moneeeeeeeeeeeeey!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I have to say too, I am a fan of Vinny and Shane-O, especially the latter. Anyone who has is willing to jump 70 feet onto wooden pallets is cool in my book, there's NO fakin' that shit.
I don't care how much you rehearse: 70 feet + Wooden Pallets = Pain.

http://loosifer.tripod.com/corpmin/shane3.jpg

[By-tor]

I have to say too, I am a fan of Vinny and Shane-O, especially the latter. Anyone who has is willing to jump 70 feet onto wooden pallets is cool in my book, there's NO fakin' that shit.
I don't care how much you rehearse: 70 feet + Wooden Pallets = Pain.Yeah, I love seeing the Old Man show up every now and then. And Shane-O definitely has some talent. And, no fear.
http://www.winbeam.com/~normanb/WGO3_23_06/s12.jpg

[phit_demon]

Yeah, I love seeing the Old Man show up every now and then.
Myself and my friend Aiden are of the opinion that Vinnie Mac's cocky walk down the ramp is the single funniest physical gesture on the planet.

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/wrld-mcmahon01st-1.jpg

I'm a billionare, dammit!

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Park/4994/pose.jpg

WHAAAAT?!!!

[phit_demon]

Damn you By-Tor, you've put me on a total WWF buzz now. Anyone remember these bad ass mu'fuckers?

http://wso.williams.edu/~cgarvin/photos/demolition13.jpg

We'll just ignore the fact that Smash became the lame-assed Repo Man.

[By-tor]

Myself and my friend Aiden are of the opinion that Vinnie Mac's cocky walk down the ramp is the single funniest physical gesture on the planet.No doubt. That is a cock-of-the-walk strut if ever there was. The man knows how to entertain.
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/wrestling/images/2005/oct27/mcmahondr.jpg
Not one of his best sides here, though.

[phit_demon]

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/wrestling/images/2005/oct27/mcmahondr.jpg
Not one of his best sides here, though.
I dunno about that. I laughed my ass off when this happened,

http://rawsmackdown2006.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Vince%20McMahon.jpg

Then again, I haven't liked HBK since his "Rockers" days.

[By-tor]

This dude was the shit back in the day. Kicked all ass.
http://www.heidelberg.edu/~mmichael/ultimatewarrior.jpg

[phit_demon]

This dude was the shit back in the day. Kicked all ass.
http://www.heidelberg.edu/~mmichael/ultimatewarrior.jpg
Along my Stone Cold, The Warrior is my all time fav wrestler. That match in Wrestlemania 7 when he beat Hogan for the title mad me cry as a kid. Ah, memories!

http://www.npcnewsonline.com/new/interviews/WM6-4.jpg

[By-tor]

Yeah. I never remember a time when The Warrior was a heel. Never. The guy must have written it in to his contract. Always the good guy. Always kickin' ass.

[By-tor]

And, ..uh..yeah, we hi-jacked the shit outta this thread. :cool:

[phit_demon]

And, ..uh..yeah, we hi-jacked the shit outta this thread. :cool:

For the better I say...

Talk about casting against-type:

http://www.geocities.com/syrametneila/TheUltimateWarrior/UWCover.jpg

[phit_demon]

This dude was such a phenomenon when he burst on the scene, what the hell happened to him?

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/wrld-lesnar01st-1.jpg

Wasn't he supposed to leave to play NFL. Did that happen?

[By-tor]

The man could act by saying absolutely nothing.
http://www.cowboysindians.com/articles/archives/1199/images/brynner.jpg
Westworld rocked!!!!

[By-tor]

This dude was such a phenomenon when he burst on the scene, what the hell happened to him?

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/wrld-lesnar01st-1.jpg

Wasn't he supposed to leave to play NFL. Did that happen?The guy never did much for me. I've always been more of a fan of this crazy fucker..
http://univision.tripod.com/ric_whoo.jpg
WOOOOOOOH!!!!!

[phit_demon]

The man could act by saying absolutely nothing.
http://www.cowboysindians.com/articles/archives/1199/images/brynner.jpg
Westworld rocked!!!!

The first verse of Stephen Malkmus' Jo-Jo's Jacket goes something like this:

I'm not what you think I am
I'm the king of Siam
I've got a bald head
My name is Yul Brynner
And I am a famous movie star
Perhaps you saw me in Westworld
I acted like a robotic cowboy
It was my best role
I can not deny I
Felt right home deep inside
That electronic carcass

Crackin' tune!

[phit_demon]

http://univision.tripod.com/ric_whoo.jpg
WOOOOOOOH!!!!!

...and what perfect music for such a man:

http://www.synaptick.net/2003-08-Burning%20Man/slides/107-0793_IMG.JPG

The feud he had with Randy Savage (the greatest unused porn name ever) was the stuff of legend. If memory serves me correctly he threatened to hang a centrefold of Miss Elizabeth (RIP) on the stadium wall at their climatic match.
What a delightful bastard!:D

[By-tor]

King of Siam, yes but this one kicked butt...
http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/brynner_y.jpg

[phit_demon]

King of Siam, yes but this one kicked butt...
http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/brynner_y.jpg
...Etceteraaaaa, etceteraaaaaa, etceteraaaaaa.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y207/Kelliannsha/brynner-yul2.jpg

[By-tor]

The guy really scared the hell outta me in Futureworld, too.
http://www.meredy.com/yulbrynner/yimages/futureworld2.jpg

[phit_demon]

The guy really scared the hell outta me in Futureworld, too.
http://www.meredy.com/yulbrynner/yimages/futureworld2.jpg
Damn, I didn't even know there was a sequel to Westworld. I'll have to track that down A.S.A.P.





http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/612/612001/steve-austin-interview-20050511013715949.jpg

WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!!

[By-tor]

See what ya get for wearin' a fuckin' skirt.

[phit_demon]

See what ya get for wearin' a fuckin' skirt.
He may have been a skirt-wearing pussy, but he was also a helluva multi-tasker, what with being able to kick ass AND chew bubble gum.
That's no mean feat! :D

[By-tor]

http://olympia.fortunecity.com/stonecold/443/piper97.jpg
The guy was pretty fuckin' funny, too. Always good for a laugh.

[phit_demon]

http://olympia.fortunecity.com/stonecold/443/piper97.jpg
The guy was pretty fuckin' funny, too. Always good for a laugh.
Another class act who didn't take himself too seriously

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesG/golddust_99apr23.jpg

His team up with Booker T was hilarious.

[By-tor]

That's the deal with "rasslin'", if you take yourself too serious you won't be around long.

[s!l3nt-b()b]

i heard b4 that Kevin Smith agreed to bring back Jay and Silent Bob in another movie is Jason Mewes didit do drugs for 2 years...and so they did Clerks II...so thats it for now...

[Sn00tchie|B00tchies420]

:D Is a for sure thing that there is going to be a Dogma 2?? becuase i was looking on the View askiew website and they said that Clerks 2 would be the final installment of the View askiew collection....so do you hav a URL or a reference to a website where i can confirm it??

BlAzE up

[By-tor]

:D Is a for sure thing that there is going to be a Dogma 2?? becuase i was looking on the View askiew website and they said that Clerks 2 would be the final installment of the View askiew collection....so do you hav a URL or a reference to a website where i can confirm it??

BlAzE up
http://moshiko654wwe.goop.co.il/GoopSitesFiles/6294/User/Upload/STONE%20COLD-STUNNER.jpg
WHAT?!!!!

[BizarroPunisher]

http://moshiko654wwe.goop.co.il/GoopSitesFiles/6294/User/Upload/STONE%20COLD-STUNNER.jpg
WHAT?!!!!
Obviously because we post on a Smith-owned board, we must be stoners. Yeah........right.

[Sn00tchie|B00tchies420]

Some where in this thread sum1 said that there was a dogma 2 that would be filmed back to back with clerks 2!! is there any1 that can confirm that? or this guy a fuckin idiot??

BlAze Up

[FanGirl]

Well, everything on the internet is absolutely true especially if its on a message board. I could confirm it. I could also confirm that they thawed out Walt Disney, but not sure if that helps you on your quest for the truth.

[By-tor]

BlAze Up
I'm sorry, what were you saying...
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg

[Halidar]

Silent Bob is my idol.
May your trenchcoat hold much, and your pockets be many.

[freakenmoron]

Who the Hell is this silent Bob? There is a mute kid that lives down the street from me..but his name is Stan....?????

[Tracker]

OMFG How do you not know who Jay and Silent Bob is Pleas some one Fix this wile I
go calum down.

[Halidar]

omg.... Silent Bob is a character played by Kevin Smith in most of his movies. He is always acompanied by Jay. They are dealers of drugs.
(what else.) Part of the New Jersy division.
Watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Mallrats, Clerks I/II.
(But not Chasing Amy)

[acid_soda]

Still doesn't ring a bell.

[Tracker]

Just Rent the movies. Then watch them it will make sence then.

[Antonio_Bay]

I take back my previous post. This is the most entertaining thread so far today.

[puggso_32]

OMG no wai! Ret4rt5 on the bored!

:)

[Casualties army]

This post seems to have posters who have competely ignored the English language. Whats with the 'text speak'? It hurts my head.