bums-better than Clerks II

[subprod]

Maybe not, but 9 out of every 10 viewers we served up fine smoke to agreed.
http://www.subprod.com/promotions/bums_sp.jpg
“Slackers or not, the Butler Brothers have created a film that can speak to a generation.”
Dan Stasiewski, TheFilmChair.com, Nov. 1, 2005

“…the rawness of a Kevin Smith script with the sharp intelligence of something penned by Whit Stillman.” Jonathan Hickman, Einsiders.com, Nov. 1, 2005

“It reminds me a lot of my freshman year in college.”
Scott Standish, DVDConfidential.com, Nov. 20, 2005

To learn more about Bums and the Butler Brothers go to their Substance Production (http://www.subprod.com/bums.html) website.

[Despised_Icon]

ah. shameless self promotion. The best kind. kudos.

[Aaron]

you encouraged the spam?
http://www.cart4sites.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000056/BB1209.gif

[Despised_Icon]

man. you gotta love these guys who want there movie to make it SO bad. they will resort to anything to gbet it seen. my brother. its a beautiful thing. hard working people for once:P haaha. but i gotta say. im not going to see it. haha.

[BizarroPunisher]

What are you, retarded? You diss Kevin Smith on a Smith-owned board where pretty much everyone loves Clerks 2. What kind of mindfuck is that shit? Stupid porch monkey.

[Despised_Icon]

who dissed smith? are you saying I did?

[acid_soda]

SPAM

[Despised_Icon]

no love for the little guy. haha oh well. if you had a movie. form a small to microscopic production company. you would do anything to get people to see it. i mean. why waste 30,000-150,000 dollars on a little indie movie, so nowon will see it?

[By-tor]

To learn more about Bums and the Butler Brothers go to their Substance Production (http://www.subprod.com/bums.html) website.
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/images/laurel.jpg
I declare this to be SPAM....so feel free....
http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/holy-grail/thumbnails/c07-3.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:picture('c07-3'))
..to blow it out your ass. Or in this case, out your bums.

[subprod]

Just wanted to say a couple things here, first, thanks for people actually sticking up for the little man, because indeed a lot of your icons would have shit in a cone and licked it to get there stuff seen. Second, there was no diss of Smith, it was tongue in cheek.

Maybe next time we should put pictures on a Burger King cup or do a bad skit on late night television as promotion because lord knows there ain't no shame in that.

We have good fucking times at our screenings and just want to invite as much people as possible to indulge.

NOW GOT TO WWW.SUBPROD.COM RIGHT NOW TO FIND OUT WHERE THE NEXT
SCREENING IS! ha...........ha

[Squirrel King Mikey]

One thing,
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what?"

[JK]

NOW GOT TO WWW.SUBPROD.COM (http://www.subprod.com/) RIGHT NOW TO FIND OUT WHERE THE NEXT
SCREENING IS! ha...........ha



NO.

[By-tor]

One thing...
You suck.

[By-tor]

Just wanted to say a couple things here, first, thanks for people actually sticking up for the little man, because indeed a lot of your icons would have shit in a cone and licked it to get there stuff seen. One newb stuck up for your spam. I suggest you shit in a cone and lick it.

[Threadkiller]

if you had a movie. form a small to microscopic production company. you would do anything to get people to see it. i mean. why waste 30,000-150,000 dollars on a little indie movie, so nowon will see it?

That is certainly true. But that's exactly how those vultures on the infomercials feel about their 'fabulous new products'. Spam is even worse than an infomercial though. Spam is like putting an episode of Futurama in the TV listings but then broadcasting your lame-ass infomercial in that time slot instead.

[subprod]

Infomercials, yes those people are there because they really love their product, not actors or anything.

The movie industry is finally moving back to the little man, where he or she has a fighting chance, through digital cinema and the internet. We as movie lovers hate the fact so few indie movie are at local cinemas because they can't compete against a marketing budget bigger then their movie budget. But the same lovers sit and spit on someone actually doing shit to promote their own stuff. I fucking love finding shit on the internet I haven't seen before, whether it be in a cone or on dvd. Such fickle Smith lovers, grab a blunt and watch some tit for fucks sake.

[Threadkiller]

You are totally missing the point. I think I can speak for most everyone here when I say we are all fans of indie movies and even internet marketing. My problem is when you join a message board and your first post is selling something. It has all the class of a pushy insurance salesman who crashes some random wedding hoping for some business.

Why don't you sell this crap to people on message boards you already belong to? People who at least have some familiarity with you might even check it out. Then, if it doesn't suck it will spread by word of mouth(word of keyboard?) and if it does suck, which it usually does, it will quietly go away.

[JK]

...It has all the class of a pushy insurance salesman who crashes some random wedding hoping for some business...

Or some random lawyer giving you his card as you're laid out on a stretcher.

[Despised_Icon]

but those ambulance chasers are the litte guys too. they didnt have a goo dshot at life, they had to make their own way through law school, and then they get shunned by the bugger firms who grew up in a nice bel-air mansion. there dealing with the hand they were delt. there not taking there downfall laying down. ther egetting out there. and TRYING to make money. open your minds people. we arnt all well off. and By-tor. your a fag.your such a negative close minded pole smoker:)

[Threadkiller]

Dude, even if by some miracle your movie was worthwhile your PR skills suck hard. You can continue to delude yourself with the 'i'm the oppressed little guy in the face of a harsh corporate world" bullshit but the fact will always remain that you have nobody to blame for the fact that you are a failure and a dick except yourself. And, you know, maybe your parents.


***Edit*** Wait, it's not your shitty movie spam, you are just defending it in the hopes of getting flamed I guess. Good job dude. P.S. You're still a dick and I still hate your parents. Happy?

[Despised_Icon]

are you kidding? what do you mean he has nowon to blame but himself. he has idiots to blame who won't watch another movie because there to busy sucking kevin smiths dick. im a HUGE KS fan, but man, BROADEN YOUR HORIZANS. look at kevin. he had a hard fucking time getting miramax to buy clerks, they turned it down the first time, and they USED self promiton and he admits it! when they premiered at the festival before sundance, i forget what its called, they put weird posters with random gimmicks, having nothing to do with the movie, but they thought were funny and woul dget peoples attention, all over the place.i agree. self promotion never works.but at least there trying.

[Threadkiller]

Know what? You are absolutely right. I'm a' go broaden my "horizans" right now. Thanks for giving me that wakeup call. Ass.

[By-tor]

By-tor. your a fag.your such a negative close minded pole smokerhttp://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gifSo, I could pull an Efexeye and start calling fucktards out, but I'll refrain and let the bastards take care of themselves. You think that smiley face makes a flyin' rat's ass to me. You're as good as gone. Try me, brother.

EDIT: O' Canada :rolleyes:

[Aaron]

Despised-Icon you're really not reading these posts properly
So I will try and convey this message to you in the hopes that you wise up and maybe become a like-able regular around here before its too late

We, the long serving posters of this message board, do not like people using this board for one thing only. Advertising.
If someone comes to our board, chats, offers some interesting opinions and THEN tells us "oh hey, I've got this movie coming out, maybe you'd like to check it" we're MORE than willing to have a look
But if someone offers nothing but promotion then theyre not invited here

And neither are people who take shots at the long serving regulars

Savvy?

[By-tor]

Well spoken, my brother.

[Despised_Icon]

k bro. i admit. im out of line calling out ol schoolers'. and i hate the spam to. i agree it IS spam by definition as well. im just stateing my opinion on the little guy, not necessarily on this guy in particular. but in general. and hey,. by-tor brought my child like insults on him self with snide comments. th eman knows how to get a reaction. but i can suck it up. friends? *offers hand* and while were at it, chocolat covered pretzel?:)

[By-tor]

im just stateing my opinion on the little guy, not necessarily on this guy in particular. but in general. and hey,. by-tor brought my child like insults on him self with snide comments. th eman knows how to get a reaction. but i can suck it up. friends? Dude, I have absolutely nothing against David going after Goliath. I always pull for the underdog(unless they're playing the Cowboys ;) ). But, my "snide" comments come under the unstated FAQ's that have been here since the board got started. Come by, say "Howdy", buy us a drink, ask us if we prefer unprotected sex, and then hit us up with some self-promotion(SPAM). Reaction?

[subprod]

I wish I could just know you better, take you to my parents, my parents could tell you my movies are real special, then maybe we could go for some french vanilla ice cream, and we could talk about the oppression of the middle class white male, oh is that a story...

what's a new-bian?

[Despised_Icon]

so by-tor. homies? haha. ps. fav kevin smith movie?

[By-tor]

we could talk about the oppression of the middle class white male, oh is that a story...
No problem, I'm living it.

what's a new-bian?
http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/startrek/pics/uhura.jpg
Here's one and she can kick ass, too. http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[By-tor]

so by-tor. homies? haha. ps. fav kevin smith movie?Get this. I ain't seen Jersey Girl or Chasing Amy. Yeah, that ought to get my ass kicked around here. My fav, so far, Clerks. Going to the sequel some time this next week. Can't wait.

[BizarroPunisher]

who dissed smith? are you saying I did?

Sorry, haven't been on in a while. No I didn't say you did. I was meaning the self-promoting jackass who started this thread.

[jjcourtright]

Dude, I have absolutely nothing against David going after Goliath. I always pull for the underdog(unless they're playing the Cowboys ;) ). But that would imply that the Cowboys would be better than another team, and we know that won't happen.

Get this. I ain't seen Jersey Girl or Chasing Amy. Yeah, that ought to get my ass kicked around here. My fav, so far, Clerks. Going to the sequel some time this next week. Can't wait. Jersey Girl is a waste of time, but run, don't walk, to see Chasing Amy. You won't be disappointed.

[subprod]

The first date is always about self promotion, how do you think any guy gets laid. I still can't believe someone said diss. BTW it still wasn't a diss, it was irony, it was self decpracating, it was meant so I could be called names, slap my ass and call me bitch. Isn't shitty spam what came out of your cornhole last night.

Chasing Amy is Smith's masterpiece, best directed, best acted, best written, no questions.

[Aaron]

Jersey Girl is a waste of time, but run, don't walk, to see Chasing Amy. You won't be disappointed.
JG isnt a COMPLETE waste of time, Tyler steals the show, plus the running Will Smith jokes are entertaining
But I do agree wholeheartedly to Amy, J'adore

[By-tor]

slap my ass and call me bitch. Bitch!! ;)

[phit_demon]

and then they get shunned by the bugger firms
Eww, and Tom Cruise thought he had it bad. He only had to deal with Wilford Brimley's diabetes.

[phit_demon]

run, don't walk, to see Chasing Amy. You won't be disappointed.
Amy's good an' all, but I don't think it's his best. Joey Lauren Adams' voice makes me want to repeatedly hurt puppies with a stick, especially in the scene in the rain. Euch!

[jjcourtright]

I'd probably put it at second behind Dogma. But it is infinitely better than Jersey Girl.

[phit_demon]

it is infinitely better than Jersey Girl.
I haven't seen Gigli 2: Trouble In Jamaica yet, but I'll take your word for it.
It never looked interesting to me.

[brodie696969]

I can't stick up for people promoting themselves in their first post, but I've seen the Butler Brothers' films and they are indeed worth your time.

Here is my combined review of their two films, Alive and Lubricated and Bums: http://www.moviecompound.com/reviews/movies.php?ReviewID=207

[s!l3nt-b()b]

nothin is better then clerks II...except Clerks., but thats it...

[BRADMAN]

I havn't seen this gay bums movie and I never will but Clerks 2 and every other Kevin Smith movie is way better.

[brodie696969]

I havn't seen this gay bums movie and I never will but Clerks 2 and every other Kevin Smith movie is way better.

That's funny that you think you can base that sort of opinion on a movie you've never seen. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Don't knock it until you try it?" Ass.

[Freddy Kruegar]

Well....all this tearing down of the spammer aside. I would have to say that Clerks 2 is going to be really, REALLY hard to top. I personally liked Clerks 1 better (admittedly it was a differant kind of funny) but it is still going to be hard to beat.
.....Well then, to hell with you mister spammer man. You and your wanna-be funny movie!! There I did my part.

[subprod]

clerks II is about as hard to top as your three inch pecker, you shouldn't swordfight like that with strangers.

[acid_soda]

clerks II is about as hard to top as your three inch pecker, you shouldn't swordfight like that with strangers.

Clerks 2 and 3-inch peckers are two completely different things. How could you compare them? Oh and this comment is coming from the person who is promoting his own movie...which means it's
EXTRA RELIABLE! :mad:

[BRADMAN]

That's funny that you think you can base that sort of opinion on a movie you've never seen. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Don't knock it until you try it?" Ass.

Yeah of heard that do you like eating shit.

[phit_demon]

Yeah of heard that do you like eating shit.
The sad thing is you probably tried really hard to be clever there. Pitiful!

[subprod]

dude is sharp as a butter knife, deep as a bird bath...

[acid_soda]

Yeah of heard that do you like eating shit.

I would insult you back, but I don't believe that you have the mental capacity to comprehend anything I am saying or make a reply with an argument with more than just stupid, spammy, pointless flames. Your "arguments" are "{member.name} eats shit", or "{member.name} is stupid."

If you can fully comprehend what is stated above, please reply back to that statement with a good flame or argument with SUBSTANCE instead of stupid insults.

If you cannot comprehend anything that was stated above, here's something more your level...

BRADMAN SUCKS LOL!!!~

[BRADMAN]

Alright moron it was Brodie who I was telling to eat shit but i'll tell you this. Brodie said don't knock it til you try it. So I told him to eat shit i'm sure he probally hasn't tryed it so when he has he can talk. Got that cock smoker.

[Freddy Kruegar]

Alright moron it was Brodie who I was telling to eat shit but i'll tell you this. Brodie said don't knock it til you try it. So I told him to eat shit i'm sure he probally hasn't tryed it so when he has he can talk. Got that cock smoker.
You know, why don't you just go into some dark corner somewhere, take the film out of your shitty movie, and then proceed to cut your wrists with it. You can't even, pimp your movie, let alone put up a half decent arguement with a group of movie buffs

[acid_soda]

Alright moron it was Brodie who I was telling to eat shit but i'll tell you this. Brodie said don't knock it til you try it. So I told him to eat shit i'm sure he probally hasn't tryed it so when he has he can talk. Got that cock smoker.

Are you retarded? Like, seriously? That's not an argument. You're just explaining why you insulted Brodie, and that's one lame ass excuse. Watch the goddamn movie, then you'll have a reason to knock it. You're saying it sucks even though you have never gone to see it, so it's like saying that McDonald's sucks sucky ass and Burger King is better, even though you've NEVER TRIED Mc. DONALDS!

Also, you called me a moron and a cocksmoker. You're trying to use insults as a placeholder for a good, decent argument. That's not going to work, it only makes you look stupider and stupider with each post, along with your hopeless inability to spell properly or hold up any form of argument.

Oh, and don't insult Brodie. He's better than you.
Get gone or get banned.

[BAMSS04]

*Bam slaps BRADMAN with a big fish*

*Bam slaps subprod with a big fish*

[brodie696969]

Brad's response didn't even warrant a reply. Let's not waste anymore time on this - to use a word that he might understand - cocksmoker.

[acid_soda]

Brad's response didn't even warrant a reply. Let's not waste anymore time on this - to use a word that he might understand - cocksmoker.

WAIT! NO! His mom might be mad when she sees "cocksmoker" in BRADMAN's google search history :D

Anyway. So how are you today, Brodie?

[Nalagirl]

http://www.joaorp.com/gallery/files/1/5/cocksmoker.PNG

Cock Smoker..

WARNING: Contains a cencored male parts, and smoking.

[acid_soda]

Edit: Meow.

[Nalagirl]

Oh uh FYI.. I wasn't insulting anybody.

I just thought of smoking a cock.... "cocksmoker". And I cracked up. And..did...that.


Mmm Acid and I are having a major edit fest. Wanna join? <-- Explains the randomosity that has become..

But yeah, I realized that might insult O_o some peeps. So... voila. My excuse.

[subprod]

Sorry Freddy, a 3 inch clit will suffice...sorry if you don't get the reference, that being oversized clits, or clitori(using the parlance of our times)

[phit_demon]

or clitori(using the parlance of our times)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.1.jpg/300px-The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.1.jpg

You mean coitus?

[By-tor]

You mean coitus?Yes, he does, but only with sheep.

[Freddy Kruegar]

Yes, he does, but only with sheep.
That's dirty pool old man.

[By-tor]

Guilty as charged.

http://static.flickr.com/28/49592737_08246b7ef2.jpg

[brodie696969]

Anyway. So how are you today, Brodie?

Sorry it took so long for me to reply to this, but I'm doing pretty good. Started a new depression med today, so hopefully this one'll work better than the zoloft. :cool:

What's up with you? :D

[acid_soda]

Sorry it took so long for me to reply to this, but I'm doing pretty good. Started a new depression med today, so hopefully this one'll work better than the zoloft. :cool:

What's up with you? :D

Nothing. Just using the internet at school. It sucks though. Acessing any website is akin to watching oil paint dry.

POOLS CLOSED

[BizarroPunisher]

Nothing. Just using the internet at school. It sucks though. Acessing any website is akin to watching oil paint dry.
Opposite here. Our school has dial-up. :D Our class's sub and I just finished watching Venture Bros. Not a bad day, not bad at all.

[BRADMAN]

You know, why don't you just go into some dark corner somewhere, take the film out of your shitty movie, and then proceed to cut your wrists with it. You can't even, pimp your movie, let alone put up a half decent arguement with a group of movie buffs

What are you talking about this is not my movie. I'm not trying to pimp anything. I'm saying that this bums sucks.

[BRADMAN]

Are you retarded? Like, seriously? That's not an argument. You're just explaining why you insulted Brodie, and that's one lame ass excuse. Watch the goddamn movie, then you'll have a reason to knock it. You're saying it sucks even though you have never gone to see it, so it's like saying that McDonald's sucks sucky ass and Burger King is better, even though you've NEVER TRIED Mc. DONALDS!

Also, you called me a moron and a cocksmoker. You're trying to use insults as a placeholder for a good, decent argument. That's not going to work, it only makes you look stupider and stupider with each post, along with your hopeless inability to spell properly or hold up any form of argument.

Oh, and don't insult Brodie. He's better than you.
Get gone or get banned.

And you keep on sticking your nose in other peoples business. And I can judge whatever I like. You are the stupid one I spell everything properly. Oh Brodie isn't better than me and neither are you.

[acid_soda]

Opposite here. Our school has dial-up. :D Our class's sub and I just finished watching Venture Bros. Not a bad day, not bad at all.
We have t1, but thanks to my school's habit of using outdated ISP's, crappy wiring, bad routers and bad power supply...the average speed is reduced from about 2,000 kilobits per second to about 800 kilobits per second. I want to go home to my 3,000 kilobits per second! Dx

[acid_soda]

And you keep on sticking your nose in other peoples business. And I can judge whatever I like. You are the stupid one I spell everything properly. Oh Brodie isn't better than me and neither are you.

Nose-sticking:How did I stick my nose in your business? I was replying to your reply to my reply.

Judging: I know, but you really shouldn't be knocking a movie that you've never seen. Sure I flamed this person for spam, but I haven't seen the movie, so I say that his spamming sucks, but I've never said his movie sucks.

Spelling: You get what I mean. Start punctuating properly.

Brodie is better: He is better than you. A lot.

[BRADMAN]

Nose-sticking:How did I stick my nose in your business? I was replying to your reply to my reply.

Judging: I know, but you really shouldn't be knocking a movie that you've never seen. Sure I flamed this person for spam, but I haven't seen the movie, so I say that his spamming sucks, but I've never said his movie sucks.

Spelling: You get what I mean. Start punctuating properly.

Brodie is better: He is better than you. A lot.

No you replied to my reply of Brodie's reply. Well if something sounds crap i'm not going to waste my time renting this. My punctuation is fine. I'm better and who are you to judge.

[Aaron]

I'm better and who are you to judge.
well, not to be a smarty pants or anything, but by stating that you are better you are judging him
Just pointing out a flaw in your logic and also how kindergaarten this arguement has gotten
"you're a poopy head"
"no, YOU'RE a poopy head"

[FanGirl]

Also, who are you to judge should have a question mark. I only comment since you stated that your punctuation is fine.

[BRADMAN]

Because it's not really a question when I know the answer.

[FanGirl]

That's called rhetorical. It's still a question, though. It still needs a ?

[phit_demon]

Because it's not really a question when I know the answer.
Bullshit, the sentence makes no sense if it doesn't have a question mark at the end, ergo your punctuation is crap. This makes you a lesser individual than us.

[Aaron]

Rhetorical questions are still questions my friend
Questions deserve a ques.... why the hell am I even typing this?!?
This whole thing is pointless
Who cares?
Move on with your lives people
If Unca had any sense he'd delete this thread so that we can all move on...

[phit_demon]

Rhetorical questions are still questions my friend
Questions deserve a ques.... why the hell am I even typing this?!?
This whole thing is pointless
Who cares?
Move on with your lives people
If Unca had any sense he'd delete this thread so that we can all move on...
Grasshole!

[BRADMAN]

Bullshit, the sentence makes no sense if it doesn't have a question mark at the end, ergo your punctuation is crap. This makes you a lesser individual than us.

Sure it make sense if you can read. And you are below me.

[FanGirl]

If you can read and are below me, it makes total sense.

See that is good grammar and sentence stucture. You could have also written it more playful and a bit biter like this:

Hey, can you hear me down there? It makes total sense if you can read.

[BRADMAN]

If you can read and are below me, it makes total sense.

See that is good grammar and sentence stucture. You could have also written it more playful and a bit biter like this:

Hey, can you hear me down there? It makes total sense if you can read.

I said he's below me as in he's beneath me.

[acid_soda]

I said he's below me as in he's beneath me.

In what way is he "below" you?!?! :eek:

[BizarroPunisher]

I said he's below me as in he's beneath me.
Holy shit, he's sitting on him! Get off!

[FanGirl]

Yes, and therefore saying "Hey, can you hear me down there?" is funny because you are taking it literally. It's playful and funny. Didn't your alien leaders teach you about humor before they dropped you here?

[Nalagirl]

I see the BRAD-ster is a fan of monarchy. Here, here!

And I think the way you spell shows your character. I mean sometimes I type to show how I am moaning.. or being bored.. like "nuggggg blazzy I am BORED!" I used caps lock to emphasize that if I were to say that alloud, I'd be putting some roar to it, and the nuuuug and blazy...some sounds I make.

So by using BRAD's grammar/spelling you can figure this out: He likes to be on top.

...what? We are below him after all..

[phit_demon]

Sure it make sense if you can read. And you are below me.
What a comeback!
However can I hope I to win against an intellect such as yours? I had best give up now, lest I recieve another bashing.

[BizarroPunisher]

We have t1, but thanks to my school's habit of using outdated ISP's, crappy wiring, bad routers and bad power supply...the average speed is reduced from about 2,000 kilobits per second to about 800 kilobits per second. I want to go home to my 3,000 kilobits per second! Dx
Sorry, I meant high-speed. I have no clue why I put dial-up, that's what I have at home. That was a great day. I watched 2 eps of Venture Bros (Season 2, ep 1 and Ghosts of the Sargasso), then finished it up with the banana sticker episode of Metalocalypse. Anyway, sorry for the mistype.

[acid_soda]

Sorry, I meant high-speed. I have no clue why I put dial-up, that's what I have at home. That was a great day. I watched 2 eps of Venture Bros (Season 2, ep 1 and Ghosts of the Sargasso), then finished it up with the banana sticker episode of Metalocalypse. Anyway, sorry for the mistype.

Kekekekeke...

No problem. ^_~

I used to have dial-up, and it sucked, hard. SBC was one of the worst ISP's around, that is, until we moved and got Charter D:

[BRADMAN]

He said I was beneath him as in that he thought he was better than me. I was saying that was wrong.

[acid_soda]

He said I was beneath him as in that he thought he was better than me. I was saying that was wrong.

We care. Go away.

[BRADMAN]

You go away loser.

[acid_soda]

You go away loser.

DID I STUTTER?!?!
also, name 4 people off the top of your head that actually want you here.

[FanGirl]

Wait, he may have 4 other personalities.

[By-tor]

Hell, yeah, we want him here, acid. Can you guess why, BRATMAN?

[acid_soda]

Hell, yeah, we want him here, acid. Can you guess why, BRATMAN?
Wait a second, I forgot. Everyone wants him here because he is fun to flame for his wannabe-psuedo-intellectual responses to all of our normal people posts.

[By-tor]

Wait a second, I forgot. Everyone wants him here because he is fun to flame for his wannabe-psuedo-intellectual responses to all of our normal people posts.Winner winner...
http://www.wackypackages.org/John_Mann_Website/originals/series11/pictures/moronchicken.jpg
BRADMAN=CHICKEN=MORON.

[acid_soda]

http://www.wackypackages.org/John_Mann_Website/originals/series11/pictures/moronchicken.jpg


My chicken watches Oprah Winfrey, where can I get some of this feed?

[By-tor]

I'm sure BRADMAN would love to hook you up.

[Nalagirl]

Now, now! No need to be species racist just because BRADMAN is a moron and a chicken. Infact, Nah... I'm sure the chickens will take care of him for being an insult to their kind.

I'd love to see them pelt him like in the Zelda games.. OMGCHICKENS

[freakenmoron]

Winner winner...
http://www.wackypackages.org/John_Mann_Website/originals/series11/pictures/moronchicken.jpg
BRADMAN=CHICKEN=MORON.


Now wait a minute here, He hasn't earned the moron title..

[acid_soda]

Now wait a minute here, He hasn't earned the moron title..

Would "retard" be better?

[JK]

de-de-dee

[freakenmoron]

Would "retard" be better?

Yep

[FanGirl]

I'm just waiting for him to log on and say:

"I'm not a chicken. I'm a human boy. What is wrong with you people? How could a chicken get on the internet?"

[acid_soda]

I'm just waiting for him to log on and say:

"I'm not a chicken. I'm a human boy. What is wrong with you people? How could a chicken get on the internet?"

Not like that! You forgot to add the garbled grammar and sentence structure. You also forgot the douchebaggery >:3

[JK]

Not like that! You forgot to add the garbled grammar and sentence structure. You also forgot the douchebaggery >:3


Like this?


im no a checkin im a humanboy wut is wrong with u ppl?how ca n chiken get on teh internets? Ill go done on u lika sircus seel FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

[Nalagirl]

Hmm.. the Brad's posts are a tad more short, dumb, and to the point.

[acid_soda]

Yeah, kind of like

Im not a chicken, cock smoker.