Worst Movies Ever [Archive] - FRED Entertainment

jjcourtright

07-10-2006, 04:13 PM

Abby Normal

07-10-2006, 05:08 PM

Ishtar
Catwoman
Earthsea
Frankenstein - The one Dean Koontz wrote for a tv movie then pulled out.

By-tor

07-10-2006, 06:44 PM

Come on, Cable Guy? That movie's awesome.

"Can I get a knife or fork."
"There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Would you like a refil on that Pepsi"
"There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?"
"Dude, I got a lot of tables."
Loved the Star Trek battle sequence.
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2015/1342/hi/co7.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/image_viewer.php?i=galleries/2015/1342/hi/co7.jpg#)
http://www.lirpa.de/pic/lirpa_06.jpg
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2015/1342/hi/co6.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/image_viewer.php?i=galleries/2015/1342/hi/co6.jpg#)
I'm with you jj, good flick.

FanGirl

07-10-2006, 08:22 PM

Agreed. Cable Guy was fun.

harry84

07-11-2006, 01:26 AM

The title of this thread is, "Worst Movies Ever" not "Defend The Cable Guy."

ILovePapaSmurf

07-11-2006, 02:15 AM

The title of this thread is, "Worst Movies Ever" not "Defend The Cable Guy."

There is nothing wrong with a little debate!

By-tor

07-11-2006, 02:22 AM

The title of this thread is, "Worst Movies Ever" not "Defend The Cable Guy."It's not titled "I Got Sand In My Vagina" either....

07-11-2006, 08:31 AM

It's not titled "I Got Sand In My Vagina" either....

Thank you for that... :D

(And Cable Guy was great)

Tripper

07-11-2006, 03:00 PM

Sliver - just embarassingly bad Sharon Stone/Billy Baldwin movie. I only spent a dollar and I still felt ripped off.

Freddy Got Fingered - I love Tom Green, and I still thought this was a steaming pile of dung. I made it through until he put the deer carcass on, and I decided to turn it off. I saw the rest of it later, flipping through channels, and realized my decision was a smart one.

Dark City - the most boring movie I've ever watched and then turned off after about 20 minutes. I don't see how it could possibly get better. It was garbage.

Oh, and I've always liked "The Cable Guy", even back when it was "uncool" to like it. People at the time just weren't willing to accept a dark Jim Carrey movie. I mean, he was "Ace Ventura", after all. :)

I think this is one of my first posts, so, hello!
Tripper

Jason_Brown

07-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Dark City - the most boring movie I've ever watched and then turned off after about 20 minutes. I don't see how it could possibly get better. It was garbage.
I thought Dark City was terrific. Wish I'd seen it on the big screen.

07-11-2006, 07:34 PM

Dark City is one of my favorite movies- just fantastic.

phit_demon

07-12-2006, 12:48 AM

Come on, Cable Guy? That movie's awesome.
Hear, Hear.

... I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost. ...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b139/jameson22/Basketball.gif

harry84

07-12-2006, 07:38 AM

It's not titled "I Got Sand In My Vagina" either....

Wow, just wow! That was extraordinarily funny & witty -- bringing that up. You are sooooo funny! I mean wow! Hey do you write for Leno?

phit_demon

07-12-2006, 01:37 PM

It's not titled "I Got Sand In My Vagina" either....

Wow, just wow! That was extraordinarily funny & witty -- bringing that up. You are sooooo funny! I mean wow! Hey do you write for Leno?
How would you know what was funny? You think Cable Guy is one of the worst films ever made.

Stinkin' n00b...

By-tor

07-12-2006, 01:57 PM

It's not titled "I Got Sand In My Vagina" either....

Wow, just wow! That was extraordinarily funny & witty -- bringing that up. You are sooooo funny! I mean wow! Hey do you write for Leno?Thankee-sai, for the props. But, no, I'm too old to write for Leno. I wrote for this guy, though..
http://www.sacticket.com/static/movies/news/images/0122barris_02.jpg
...doosh.

MOVIE__--__MAN

07-12-2006, 06:51 PM

List The Worst Movies You've Ever Seen & You Want Your Money/Time Back:

-Saw, Saw II
-How High
-Alone in the Dark
-The Fast and the Furious
-The Cable Guy
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
:mad: xxxxxx
B!TCH are you for real. THE CABLE GUY was an awsome movie. Are you on something?

By-tor

07-12-2006, 07:24 PM

Hehe!! Noobs going at noobs. I fucking love it!!!

FanGirl

07-12-2006, 08:26 PM

It's probably the same n00b trying to get his cool points back.

*sigh* I miss when we could see everyone's IP address.

kmanv23

07-12-2006, 11:48 PM

yea, you do have sand in your vagina. and it was funny, still is funny, im laughing my ass off!!

o yea and freddy got fingered TOTALLY sucked.

acid_soda

07-12-2006, 11:52 PM

The Super Mario Bros. movie was terrible in the absolute extreme.

phit_demon

07-13-2006, 12:53 AM

The Super Mario Bros. movie was terrible in the absolute extreme.
Shhh, you'll make Dennis mad!

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/4.jpg

phit_demon

07-13-2006, 01:45 AM

Well I just saw what I think could very well be the worst film I've ever seen: Lawnmower Man 2.
I thought the first one was okay and there is never anything on at this hour of the morning anyway, so I gave it a shot.

http://eu.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/8/A70-4084

It's so bad it gave me chest pains.

ILovePapaSmurf

07-13-2006, 03:24 AM

The Super Mario Bros. movie was terrible in the absolute extreme.

I love this movie like a fat kid loves cake!

And if anyone says anything about 'Over the Top,' it's on!

TLS

07-13-2006, 03:52 PM

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/95/79/18m.jpg

The worst movie in the world.

I had to get up and could not make myself watch the rest of it. Oh, how horrible it was. I'd rather watch a bunch of first graders do a play on Peter Cotton Tail.

Psyche

07-13-2006, 05:04 PM

pink flamingo

ozchick

07-13-2006, 10:34 PM

Pret-a-porter.

vickie69er

07-14-2006, 04:09 AM

the flinstones was pretty crappy

Aaron

07-14-2006, 06:57 PM

Hey do you write for Leno?
"You know its so trendy for everyone to take a shot at Leno these days
The fact is the man is out there every frickin night and he's charming"
http://shockingbird.com/glomer2/members/upload/stewie.gif

... oh and I hated Moulin Rouge, but I'm sure I'll get carved up for saying such

mrndevildog

07-15-2006, 11:22 PM

killer condom
dont ask, I was up late.
thats all you need to know

harry84

07-16-2006, 09:06 AM

"You know its so trendy for everyone to take a shot at Leno these days
The fact is the man is out there every frickin night and he's charming"

I wasn't serious about Leno. I was just joking. I think he's a great talk show host...After David Letterman and Conan O'brien.

On a similar note -- I just think it's absolutely moronic and irrelevant to bring up a paraphrased quote from a past post as if I made some kind of public announcement over television, that has absolutely nothing to do with the asked question. I mean does that pass for wit these days, stealing somebody's phrase and turning it around? What is this Mystery Men? Don't let your anger control you, let yourself control your anger! Oh hey how about this for a come back, "You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

Anyways Cable Guy still sucks. But at least I'm not arguing somebody's personal opinion on what's good or not. See the keyword, PERSONAL. Are you (some of you) guys dense?

I thought Moulin Rouge was a good movie but you don't see me hollering like a cow how wrong he is for saying it and calling him a "n00B."

...Oh and yes Mario Bros was a really bad movie. I'm adding that right now.

By-tor

07-16-2006, 01:38 PM

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/145676/300.jpg
Try this. Should take care of that sand.

ratm1966

07-16-2006, 08:59 PM

I am going to go out on a ledge here and say "Ultraviolet".

Aaron

07-16-2006, 09:55 PM

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/145676/300.jpg
Try this. Should take care of that sand.
I wuv you uncle by-tor

on another note...

blah blah blah won't somebody PLEASE take my nonsensical rants seriously blah blah blah, I am so much smarter than you think... honest blah blah blah blah I'm going to show you how cool and special I am by getting all worked up and angry about a not very interesting thread blah blah blah *dies*

jjcourtright

07-17-2006, 03:30 PM

Wow, you were able to kill him with your wit? Bravo!

douglasfairbanks2nd

07-17-2006, 05:08 PM

Showgirls, Striptease, Pearl Harbor and that shite with Britney Spears.

Oh and lets not forget Coyote Ugly....................

bluntman92

07-17-2006, 05:16 PM

i hate to say it but the superman movue were more than bad they sucked

FanGirl

07-17-2006, 05:43 PM

Showgirls is awesome. You can picture the director directing her off camera in every shot. "Now you're angry so shake the ketchup on your fries very hard like you're angry. Good. Now shove it away from you and make a pouty face. Good."

bobissilent555

07-18-2006, 05:44 AM

the worst movie ever had to be Pee-Wees Great Adventure. everyone has to agree with that lol.

07-18-2006, 11:45 AM

...Pee-Wees Great Adventure...

There is no such movie.

By-tor

07-18-2006, 08:50 PM

Anybody ever seen a flick called The Guyver.
http://www.dragonsdenuk.com/reviews/guyver_dh-1.jpg
It came on Sci-Fi channel last nite. I just found out it's based on a comic. That is a relief. Because until I found out it was probably going for some campy-style humor, it was horrendous. This guy
http://www.markhamill.com/images/guyver.jpg was in it. That's right, chain-smoking Luke with a porn 'stache.
And to round out the stars this guy, too..
http://dailyramblings.com/images/jjpic.jpg
DY-NO-MITE!!!!!

ratm1966

07-18-2006, 10:01 PM

Anybody ever seen a flick called The Guyver.

http://www.dragonsdenuk.com/reviews/guyver_dh-1.jpg
blah blah blah, it was horrendous. This guy
http://www.markhamill.com/images/guyver.jpg was in it. That's right, chain-smoking Luke with a porn 'stache.
And to round out the stars this guy, too..
http://dailyramblings.com/images/jjpic.jpg
DY-NO-MITE!!!!!

You know, I had always thought you were one of the cool dudes here, but you just lost tons of cool points with me. I love this movie, but then, I do have a tendancy to like "B" movies. I watch it every time I see that it is on TV, and yes, I also watched it last night.

I guess this means you won't be watching the second one...Guyver: Dark Hero.

Abby Normal

07-18-2006, 11:53 PM

the worst movie ever had to be Pee-Wees Great Adventure. everyone has to agree with that lol.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure?
I LOVE Pee-Wee!
Paul Reubens is a comic genius and has recently written a new Pee-Wee script. :D

"Its like youre unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."

By-tor

07-19-2006, 12:12 AM

You know, I had always thought you were one of the cool dudes here, but you just lost tons of cool points with me. I love this movie, but then, I do have a tendancy to like "B" movies. I watch it every time I see that it is on TV, and yes, I also watched it last night.

I guess this means you won't be watching the second one...Guyver: Dark Hero.Nah, Rage, I freakin' stayed up way past bedtime to watch all of it. I love "B" movies. Ya just can't take your eyes off of them. And, no, I'll be watching the Dark Hero. I went and googled "Guyver" before I made my first post. When I said it was horrendous, I was going with the "that's what most non-B movie goers" would get from the flick. I maybe back-pedaling, but it comes from the heart. I love cheesy sci-fi and horror flicks way more than my wife would like. I get the "What the hell are you watching" shit all the time. I told my daughter I watched one of the "crappiest" movies I'd ever seen last week(Dracula 3000). I couldn't drag myself away from the tube. Fuckin' had Coolio in it. http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

DCH101

07-19-2006, 02:00 AM

Alright the worst movie I think I have ever seen is Elecktra. Its terrible.

ILovePapaSmurf

07-19-2006, 02:36 PM

The Wraith.

ratm1966

07-19-2006, 10:16 PM

Nah, Rage, I freakin' stayed up way past bedtime to watch all of it. I love "B" movies. Ya just can't take your eyes off of them. And, no, I'll be watching the Dark Hero. I went and googled "Guyver" before I made my first post. When I said it was horrendous, I was going with the "that's what most non-B movie goers" would get from the flick. I maybe back-pedaling, but it comes from the heart. I love cheesy sci-fi and horror flicks way more than my wife would like. I get the "What the hell are you watching" shit all the time. I told my daughter I watched one of the "crappiest" movies I'd ever seen last week(Dracula 3000). I couldn't drag myself away from the tube. Fuckin' had Coolio in it. http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
Ah...okay...cool points restored.

Dracula 3000 eh? I watched that the other day too. It has been on like 3 or 4 times in the past month, and I think I watched it 2 or 3 of those times. Nothing like a good looking sex-bot who turns cop, then goes back to sex-bot for the last few hours of her existence.

Like you, my daughter is always complaining to me about the movies I buy. I recently bought Anchor Bay's Fright Pack: Campy Classics. It is a boxed set that included the following:

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Transylvania 6-5000
Return to Horror High
Sleepaway Camp
Vamp

Aaron

07-19-2006, 10:28 PM

Return of the Killer Tomatoes

Legend

Aaron G

07-19-2006, 11:53 PM

Elvira was fuckin awesome, lol. And no one can hate Pee-Wee, even though he didnt make it with that guys wife in the dinosaur. For me I have a few
Sweet November (it starts out funny then gets all dramatic and has a shitty ending. We never even find out if Keanu Reeves adopts Abner)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (there was a return, or was that a title mistake?) (had one funny part, where the undercover guy asks for ketchup. save that, the movie had a hard to follow plot.)

psychofiend

07-20-2006, 01:29 AM

Superman Returns was the worst movie ever! Two and a half hours and absolutely nothing happens! I can sum up the movie in one sentence (spoiler warning); "Superman and Lois fucked and had a kid." That's it!
The only astonishing thing about this movie is that it probably was able to make a paralyzed man spin in his grave.

acid_soda

07-20-2006, 10:51 AM

Titanic.

Just kidding people. I wouldn't be stupid enough to say that and mean it ;)

07-20-2006, 11:02 AM

Titanic.

Just kidding people. I wouldn't be stupid enough to say that and mean it ;)

Then I'll say it...

Titanic.

(Whether or not I'm being honest about my opinion is up to you, the viewer)

phit_demon

07-20-2006, 11:37 AM

Chapter One: Brick Tamland and a crack-whore fucked and had a kid.
Chapter Two: Psychofiend - The Formative Years

Omaru

07-20-2006, 02:44 PM

Last Days: I only watched an hours of it.

Other bad movies include: Elektra as mentioned, Shakes the Clown, Hostel, The Descent and Van Wilder. These are all movies that I did not make it to the end of.

jjcourtright

07-20-2006, 03:17 PM

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Elvira grew up in the same town as me.

By-tor

07-20-2006, 03:22 PM

Those boobs...ohhh...those boobs.
http://ramir.club.fr/cinema/films/elvira.jpg

^Al

07-21-2006, 07:11 AM

I'm sorry sir. It is my regretable duty to inform you...

You phail at life.

Chasingamy3434

07-24-2006, 08:39 AM

Rebound, Overboard, Littleman, White chicks, Big mammas house 2, Goodboy, Monster in law, Killer clowns from outer space, Are we there yet

viva_la_bam

07-24-2006, 07:03 PM

Are we there yet, dr dolittle 3, garfield, freddy vs jason, dracula 3000, remake of night of the living dead, final fantasy: spirits within!!!

viva_la_bam

07-24-2006, 07:06 PM

Actually guyver is better in anime form but the live action movie is ok to be honest even if it is americas take and ruining it in so many ways that china was probably set back 50 years because of americas mistakes!

By-tor

07-24-2006, 07:48 PM

Killer clowns from outer spaceC'mon now!! The movie is one of the best "B-movies" out there. IMO. Whatta ya think, ratm?

ratm1966

07-24-2006, 10:49 PM

Rebound, Overboard, Littleman, White chicks, Big mammas house 2, Goodboy, Monster in law, Killer clowns from outer space, Are we there yet
Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Damn you to hell!!! How can you put this classic "B" Movie on your list of worst movies ever?

legolas86

07-24-2006, 11:23 PM

I guess it would be too obvious to mention a Nic Cage flick, but "Gone in Sixty Seconds." That movie sucked ass. I hear Nicolas Cage wants to play Ghost Rider . . . oh damn, too late. Chalk up another dud for Marvel.
What else?
Oh yeah, X-Men 3, Any of the Star Wars prequels but especially episode I, Elektra, and any Batman movie before "Batman Begins." They all sucked, even the first one directed by Burton though I still like Nicholson in it (even though it wasn't a faithful adaptation of The Joker).

Quothe_the_Raven

07-26-2006, 03:10 PM

House of the Dead, Wolf Creek, Bewitched

How can you not like Tim Burton's Batmans???? Val Kilmer and George Clooney are the ones who ruined it!

Aaron

07-26-2006, 09:26 PM

Val Kilmer and George Clooney are the ones who ruined it!
Actually I liked Kilmer
Admittedly I was about 13, but still, it's re-watchable

Threadkiller

07-27-2006, 10:52 AM

Val Kilmer and George Clooney are the ones who ruined it!Very very bad writing killed it. You can have the best actor in the world but if you have them reading garbage lines the movie will still suck.

jjcourtright

07-27-2006, 03:35 PM

Actually I liked Kilmer
Admittedly I was about 13, but still, it's re-watchable My wife loves Batman Forever. I've never been able to make it all the way through because of Tommy Lee Jones' ridiculousness.

Aaron

07-27-2006, 08:52 PM

My wife loves Batman Forever. I've never been able to make it all the way through because of Tommy Lee Jones' ridiculousness.
True, ironically Jim Carey was exactly as riduculous as he needed to be
I find it iritating though that every female character so far has been 2d
Kidman especially so

DOOM2099

07-27-2006, 11:31 PM

Titanic. Holy crap. Dookie incarnate.

By-tor

07-28-2006, 12:12 AM

Titanic. Holy crap. Dookie incranate.Your doing this shit on purpose, now. :rolleyes:

FanGirl

07-28-2006, 01:07 AM

Someone at work actually used the word "conversate" in a meeting.

jjcourtright

07-28-2006, 03:28 PM

True, ironically Jim Carey was exactly as riduculous as he needed to be
I find it iritating though that every female character so far has been 2d
Kidman especially so Right. It felt like Tommy Lee was trying to out ridiculate Carey and that just doesn't work for Two Face.

RiBear

08-19-2006, 03:14 AM

I know this thread is mostly dead but I have to put this in 'cause it's been bugging the hell out of me for awhile.

I haven't even seen this movie and I can just tell it'll be bad: Beerfest.

Anyone else agree?

brodies_secret_stash

08-19-2006, 11:11 AM

Everybody knows the worst movie ever made was the piano, damn miramax damn them all to hell, snooth to tha motherf***in Bootch,

BizarroPunisher

08-19-2006, 01:15 PM

Everybody knows the worst movie ever made was the piano, damn miramax damn them all to hell, snooth to tha motherf***in Bootch,
Very original.

sk8tan71

08-19-2006, 10:23 PM

1. The Postman - And yes, I did ask Kevin Costner for my 8 dollars back when he was at the Midnight Starr in Deadwood (the month before it was sold).

2. Titanic - Because the movie really does suck out loud regardless of how much it grossed.

3. Home Alone 3 - Yes, I liked 1 and 2, but the last one, well, lets just say that was for a paycheck only.

4. City Slickers II: The Search for Curly's Gold - There is a reason why Bruno Kirby (RIP) wanted a bigger paycheck.

5. Sliver - Because it isn't so much Sharon Stone, it is my anti-Baldwin streak that makes me hate this steaming pile of crap.

brodies_secret_stash

08-19-2006, 10:26 PM

fuck originality,
The Piano was fucking awful, jeez cynacil chump. But i'll forgive ya, if next time your doin your old lady in bed you get her to call ya brodie, nootch

acid_soda

08-19-2006, 11:01 PM

fuck originality,
The Piano was fucking awful, jeez cynacil chump. But i'll forgive ya, if next time your doin your old lady in bed you get her to call ya brodie, nootch
I hate you.

Cody1058

08-20-2006, 12:07 AM

there was nothing wrong with cable guy, i dont think saw was all that bad either

and yes, home alone 3 sucked, they even had to ruin the first 2 even more by making a 4th

nero

08-20-2006, 01:26 AM

harry84

u r the dumbest person I know. thoughs movies r great.

By-tor

08-20-2006, 04:27 PM

I'm a chump. Concurred.

Adam Bomb

08-20-2006, 07:50 PM

BizarroPunisher

08-20-2006, 10:05 PM

I'm gonna agree and say Cable Guy was a great movie.

Movies I hated:

-Bubble Boy
-Little Nicky
-LADY IN THE WATER :mad:
-Daredevil
-Batman Forever, Batman & Robin
-Master and Commander (I wanted to slit my wrists)

I liked Little Nicky and Batman Forever. Is there something wrong with me? Then again, I was like 8 or 9 when I saw Batman Forever and I got Little Nicky for 3 bucks (Ozzy's in it, so it was well worth it).

phit_demon

08-20-2006, 10:26 PM

LADY IN THE WATER :mad:
I don't get this anti-Lady In The Water thing.
I saw it last week and loved it. Is it just Shyamalan's turn to get negative press or something?

Aaron

08-21-2006, 09:09 AM

I don't get this anti-Lady In The Water thing.
I saw it last week and loved it. Is it just Shyamalan's turn to get negative press or something?
It's all about expectations
Plus, he had kind of painted himself into a corner a little with his whole "twist movie" category he used so often, so now he's going to have an uphill battle to make anything different that people will like
It's like Kevin Smith when he tried to make a family movie, nobody would accept it
Give it time though, I have a feeling people will come back in a couple of years time and give it some props

Da Real Killa Tomato

08-22-2006, 01:53 PM

I find dislike and love in most movies except one, RUBBERFACE :mad: , this is a independent film jim carrey did early in his career. this movie was so bad i refused to return the tape as to prevent anyone else from viewing it.

Zens7s

08-22-2006, 02:58 PM

By-tor

08-22-2006, 03:06 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/lloydb/ktef/ktef_11.jpg
Yeah, nice. Welcome to the Stop, Killa.

FanGirl

08-22-2006, 03:13 PM

Yea, and thanks for getting the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song stuck in my head.

You should make your signature "Pass the ketchup."

brodie696969

08-23-2006, 09:40 PM

Well, here are the movies I constantly cite when asked this question:

Rollerball (2002)
House of the Dead
Battlefield Earth
Being John Malkovich
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Gigli
Bones
From Justin to Kelly
You Got Served
Bring it On
The Ring Two
Videodrome

Aaron

08-23-2006, 09:59 PM

Gigli

how could anyone not love that movie?
It's Ham Affleck gold!
"its pronounced gee-lee, like really, you catch me pappy?"
** "If by some fuckin' miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation let me tell you who the fuck I am! I am the fuckin' Sultan of Slick, Sadie! I am the rule of fuckin' cool! You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? You sit at my fuckin' feet and gather the pearls that emanate forth from me! Because I'm the fuckin' original, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack, fuckin hustler, original gangster's gangster!"

** pasted from imdb because I knew I would quote it wrong

phit_demon

08-23-2006, 10:20 PM

Being John Malkovich
:eek:
And it was all going so well.....I want a divorce.

Aaron

08-23-2006, 10:25 PM

:eek:
And it was all going so well.....I want a divorce.
dude he also dissed Bring It On
Kisten Dunst and Eliza Dushku in cheerleading outfits?
The man's gay...

brodie696969

08-23-2006, 10:28 PM

Well, we all have our disagreeable moments. ;)

FanGirl

08-24-2006, 12:28 AM

Bring it on is just awesome goodness for the opening scene alone.

brodie696969

08-24-2006, 01:52 AM

Bring it on is just awesome goodness for the opening scene alone.

Bring it On is absolutely horrid. But it could be because I have utter disdain for anything related to cheerleading.

jjcourtright

08-24-2006, 03:13 PM

Bring it On is absolutely horrid. But it could be because I have utter disdain for anything related to cheerleading. Even cheerleaders?

Zens7s

08-24-2006, 05:26 PM

Bring it On is absolutely horrid. But it could be because I have utter disdain for anything related to cheerleading.
Here here. I have never understood everyone's love of Bring it On. I never even saw the campy fun of it.

[Bullet zings by Zen's head]

Shit. I forgot I live in Texas and mocked our real state sport, cheerleading. That and beauty queen competitions.

By-tor

08-24-2006, 07:02 PM

I think the biggest reason most people don't care for cheerleading is simple. Everytime they try a cart-wheel they end up with one of their feet stuck up their ass.

brodie696969

08-24-2006, 07:04 PM

Even cheerleaders?

Our school's cheerleaders, at least. Our men's basketball team had better looking members. :(

ratm1966

08-24-2006, 09:02 PM

Shit. I forgot I live in Texas and mocked our real state sport, cheerleading. That and beauty queen competitions.
It is about time you realized that Texas football (At all levels) sucks ass.

By-tor

08-24-2006, 09:38 PM

It is about time you realized that Texas football (At all levels) sucks ass.And, when was the last time Seattle won a Super Bowl? http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif Sour fuckin' grapes. Check some facts on Texas football at all levels. And, pick me up a choco-mocho latte while you're at it.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060104/060104_young_hmed_11p.h2.jpg

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/8817/irvin7wq.jpg
Ouch!!

ratm1966

08-25-2006, 12:36 AM

And, when was the last time Seattle won a Super Bowl?
They won the last Superbowl. It is just that the NFL had to give Bettis a championship ring for his retirement, so they had the refs give it to him.

Hell, Steelers fans around these parts even think that was the case.

By-tor

08-25-2006, 01:15 AM

Sorry, rage, just pulling your chain. Yeah, the refs were too much of a part of the game last year. But, that shit has been happening for years. Just ashamed it happened on your watch :( . Good luck this year. The team is still mostly intact.

woodstock3

08-25-2006, 03:16 PM

:eek: Hands down Bad Santa! Never been so disgusted with wasting my time.

woodstock3

08-25-2006, 03:17 PM

woodstock3 :eek: Hands down Bad Santa! Never been so disgusted with wasting my time. :eek:

Abby Normal

08-25-2006, 06:36 PM

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060104/060104_young_hmed_11p.h2.jpg
Along with being a completel moron, which he has already proven, he will also prove to be overrated and will not do anything in the NFL. He is going to end up being one of the worst QBs drafted... ever.

By-tor

08-25-2006, 07:03 PM

Abs, you just crossed the line. Hide and watch. QBs don't need anything but "football" smarts. Period. Ask Terry Bradshaw how many Super Bowl rings he has. Wait, I'll tell ya. More than 99% of quarterbacks that have ever played in the NFL.

brodie696969

08-25-2006, 10:06 PM

Along with being a completel moron, which he has already proven, he will also prove to be overrated and will not do anything in the NFL. He is going to end up being one of the worst QBs drafted... ever.

There's no way that Vince will be as big of a bust as Ryan Leaf was. Leaf will always be remembered as the draft pick that automatically makes all other QB draft picks look at least as good as Joe Montana.

Abby Normal

08-26-2006, 11:21 PM

I’m sorry By-Tor…. I think learning the playbook and recognizing the different defenses are going to prove to be too difficult for him. But I will “hide and watch” and if he proves me wrong I have no problem admitting it.

Brodie…. I didn’t say the worst but one of the worst.

Big Time WWE Fan

08-28-2006, 06:45 AM

1.see no evil
2.saw
3.care bears
4.the ring
5.paris hiltons sex tape

By-tor

08-28-2006, 02:48 PM

3.care bears
5.paris hiltons sex tape
Yeah, I hate sequels, too.

jjcourtright

08-28-2006, 03:28 PM

1.see no evil
2.saw
3.care bears
4.the ring
5.paris hiltons sex tape
Why are you posting movies in the worst QBs thread?

Threadkiller

08-28-2006, 03:56 PM

Why are you posting movies in the worst QBs thread?

Neil O'Donnell. Worst QB ever to almost win a SuperBowl. Hate that guy.

jjcourtright

08-28-2006, 04:25 PM

I only hate him because he caused the Cowboys to win another SuperBowl. My favorite worst QB is Craig "Wheels" Wheelihan. Do you guys remember his great 'stache? I sadly can't seem to find a pic of it.

brodie696969

08-28-2006, 05:48 PM

Brodie…. I didn’t say the worst but one of the worst.

Point made. ;)

brodie696969

08-28-2006, 05:49 PM

1.see no evil
2.saw
3.care bears
4.the ring
5.paris hiltons sex tape

Wow, two of my favorite movies are on that list (Saw and The Ring). Different strokes, I guess. ;)

Threadkiller

08-28-2006, 09:25 PM

Do you guys remember his great 'stache? .
http://www.chargers-stats.com/97team/3387.jpg
Different strokes, I guess. ;)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10104656A~Diff-rent-Strokes-Posters.jpg

FanGirl

08-28-2006, 09:27 PM

Wow, two of my favorite movies are on that list (Saw and The Ring). Different strokes, I guess. ;)

There is no accounting for taste. There is, however, marketing for it.

*ba dump bump*

psychofiend

08-30-2006, 09:18 AM

Worst ever? I can think of 5!

5. Titanic
4. Bridget Jones's Diary
3. Kazaam
2. The Doors
1. Juwanna Mann

Robbo_the_Hood

08-30-2006, 12:36 PM

Worst ever? I can think of 5!

5. Titanic
4. Bridget Jones's Diary
3. Kazaam
2. The Doors
1. Juwanna Mann
You're the worst movie ever!

ryancc21

08-30-2006, 07:52 PM

anybody remember the comic-book-movie, "Steel" starring Shaq O'Neal back in 1997? Stay clear of this film! Save yourself people. Deep six the notion of ever seeing this movie. :p

ryancc21

08-30-2006, 07:56 PM

brodie696969

08-30-2006, 10:08 PM

If I had to pick one worst movie of all-time, that'd be it. :(

smiler

08-31-2006, 11:53 AM

mission impossible 2,maverick,

Psyche

08-31-2006, 01:46 PM

ooooo yeah. "House of the Dead" sucked beyond compare!

anything by uwe boll sucked beyond compare

brodie696969

08-31-2006, 02:22 PM

anything by uwe boll sucked beyond compare

I will NEVER EVER bring myself to watch anything else by him. I know better after watching HOTD.

I never did post a link to my review of it: http://www.moviecompound.com/reviews/movies.php?ReviewID=102

Psyche

08-31-2006, 03:08 PM

I will NEVER EVER bring myself to watch anything else by him. I know better after watching HOTD.

I never did post a link to my review of it: http://www.moviecompound.com/reviews/movies.php?ReviewID=102

well, i give bloodrayne some credit. though i don't think it was theatre calibre, it would have been a lot better as a straight to dvd release

Yaminomalex

08-31-2006, 04:34 PM

BloodRayne was the worst VG to big screen movie ever.

Not even Kristanna Loken's boobs could save this peice of dog shit.

Threadkiller

08-31-2006, 04:52 PM

Not even Kristanna Loken's boobs could save thisI'm not exactly sure what they could save. But I'm willing to explore the possibilities.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/uploads/bloodraybe081004.jpg

Psyche

08-31-2006, 05:05 PM

BloodRayne was the worst VG to big screen movie ever.

Not even Kristanna Loken's boobs could save this peice of dog shit.

..i liked it because of her boobs =[

bingo-bongo

09-01-2006, 10:13 AM

:eek: cable guy is an amzing film!, the film we shud be talking about is scary movie 4 (that was 1 bad film!) :D

Eva L'Angel

09-04-2006, 03:25 AM

The worst movie i've ever wasted my money and time on was AI. That effing movie was so.... so.... STUPID!

It dragged on and on with no real point. Then at the end some fucking aliens come out of the sky and resurect haley-joel-I'm-a-sucky-pre-teen-novelty-osmond's mother... and fades out to what I can only assume to be a mysterious "cliff hanger" ending. What the hell. That movie was such a waste of time. I can feel my soul diminish ever so slightly just thinking about that movie.

I'm bitter. I want my nine dollars and fifty cents back... AND MY TWO HOURS AND TWENTY SIX MINUTES BACK!

Goddamn I see dead people...

brodie696969

09-04-2006, 03:50 AM

Damn. I have to put up with people telling me I'm stupid for loving A.I., but none of them have ever railed against the movie that hard. :(

Omaru

09-04-2006, 06:59 AM

I like AI too, it makes for a great sci-fi retelling of pinocchio, but it should have ended at the blue fairy. HJO is weord looking these days, like his head grew but his face is still 12 years old and in the middle of it.

The Man From Perth

01-18-2009, 10:06 AM

is a legendary movie. The worst movies ever made all come from the same group of S H I TT Y filmmakers; the fifty-or-so writers who teamed up and respectively churned out masterpiece of comedy gold after masterpiece of comedy gold;

1.) Epic Movie
2.) Date Movie
3.) Meet the Spartans
4.) Superhero Movie
5.) Disaster Movie

And so on...

ZBarclay

01-18-2009, 01:52 PM

Hey! Look at that! You found the movies forum! That's some Indiana Jones / Sherlock Holmes / Magnum P.I. shizzle right there. ;)

freetoaster

01-20-2009, 10:10 PM

The whole world can suck it. :)

doos

01-20-2009, 11:27 PM

..i liked it because of her boobs =[

Don't forget, they did it against jail bars.

I can't picture myself saying, nor can I picture hearing "Okay, I'm going to slam you against these cold, unforgiving iron sticks. And you're going to LOVE it."

But yeah. Her boobs are pretty much the only reason I watched it. That and my mancrush on Michael Madsen. /sigh

ZBarclay

01-21-2009, 12:03 AM

Don't forget, they did it against jail bars.

I can't picture myself saying, nor can I picture hearing "Okay, I'm going to slam you against these cold, unforgiving iron sticks. And you're going to LOVE it."

But yeah. Her boobs are pretty much the only reason I watched it. That and my mancrush on Michael Madsen. /sigh

I'm sure that the nice person that posted the comment that you are replying to, will come back here to see if anyone has a response to something that they said two years ago.