White trash

[jjcourtright]

So my white trash birthday party is coming up a week from Saturday. I need suggestions. Decorations, food, drinks, etc.

I'm also severly lacking in white trash music. So I'm hoping that somebody will hook me up. Make some CDs and get them sent my way. By-tor...Zens...I'm looking in your direction.

[FanGirl]

Can you park your car on your lawn?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You could always have what my redneck neighbors are always having on their balcony....sloppy joes and Corona. And as for music, white trash has adopted Metallica and Gansta rap.


Somehow I think you are going for a touch more fun than that though.

[Zens7s]

So my white trash birthday party is coming up a week from Saturday. I need suggestions. Decorations, food, drinks, etc.

I'm also severly lacking in white trash music. So I'm hoping that somebody will hook me up. Make some CDs and get them sent my way. By-tor...Zens...I'm looking in your direction.
I can hook you up with the official white trash party recommendations. I also have the triva game we played for white trash prizes (Spam, Nascar stuff, fishing t-shirts, country star koozies, etc.)

The one thing that was really popular at our party was the Easy Cheese Hors doveres. Everybody made their own designs and we served them up on platters. Shots of Alabama Slammers circulated, along with my special drink "Concieved Up Against A Doublewide" which was really my recipe for a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall (So-co, OJ, Sloe Gin, Galliano, Ameretto).

[Zens7s]

http://myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/redneck-wind-chime.jpg

[Graceful17]

CANADA'S DAY this Saturday. Its a party all on its own :D :D WOOO FIREWORKS. In my town the celebration is a tad White Trash as well... hmm

[El Otro Pepper]

Party? You only need this (http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,181,131187-243195,00.html)

Happy birthday party! :thumbsup:

[Simple_minded_me]

ok I have been reading everyones replies.Im new to this message board stuff, so forgive me if I make any mistakes.I can give great advice on the white trash party.Because I am white trash myself.True redneck.The way we party is to cook a pig in the ground.Some rednecks even roast goat,but you dont have to go that far.As far as music really anything will do as long as you throw in some Garth Brooks,Freinds In low places,David Allen Coe," You dont have to call me darlin"Its a must that everyone sings this part of the song.I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison,so I went to pick her up in the rain,but before i could get to the station in my pick up truck,she got ran over by a damned ol train,Make sure you practice this part.Also add some Hank williams Sr and jr.we all loves 80s rock tunes.The big hair bands,like Poison,Guns and roses,Even Bon Jovi is a a good choice.As far as the drinks.Plenty of beer.Jack daniels is a must!Also Marguritas made with Jose.Make sure you throw in Jimmy Buffets Marguritaville song too.Its also wise to know the lyrics to that song also.I hope this helps out with your party have fun!

[Simple_minded_me]

I also have a few other sugestions.If the party is going to be an outside event.Make sure you place citronella candles all around the party area.The ones that come in the small buckets are cute.You can buy them at any Wall mart or Dollar General store.Also get the mason jars with handles for the drinks.I didnt get any of my information from any web site page or book.Its my life LOL!

[Zens7s]

I agree with the aforementioned statements. Good call on the David Allen Coe. Also I recommend adding "The South Is Gonna Do It Again" by Charlie Daniels.

The dollar store was our best shopping spot. It's where we picked up most of the prizes.

[Simple_minded_me]

I agree with the aforementioned statements. Good call on the David Allen Coe. Also I recommend adding "The South Is Gonna Do It Again" by Charlie Daniels.

The dollar store was our best shopping spot. It's where we picked up most of the prizes.

Oh yes where was my head .Charlie Daniels Is a must,also "Devil went down to Georgia"Let me add one more recomendation,The whole soundtrack of" O'Brother Where Art Thou"

[By-tor]

WOOO-HOOOO!!!! Arkansas in da house!!!

[ratm1966]

I had to Google this as I am not a red neck....

Lynyrd Skynyrd

How can you not have a white trash party without them?

[By-tor]

I had to Google this as I am not a red neck....

Lynyrd Skynyrd

How can you not have a white trash party without them?Impossible.

[ratm1966]

I know. It is impossible. If I learned anything in the 6 years that I lived in montgomery, Alabama, it was that Skynyrd is almost as Godlike as Bear Bryant.

Of course, they would be false Gods in my book. :D

[Simple_minded_me]

I know. It is impossible. If I learned anything in the 6 years that I lived in montgomery, Alabama, it was that Skynyrd is almost as Godlike as Bear Bryant.

Of course, they would be false Gods in my book. :D
You are soo right.I dont know whats wrong with me.I even have a fetish for Lynard. :D

[Simple_minded_me]

You are soo right.I dont know whats wrong with me.I even have a fetish for Lynard. :D
Its early in the morning for me here.So sorry to mispell lynyrd LOL .Thats almost a sin to do LOL.

[FanGirl]

The following was a real conversation that happened while watching X-Files and Skinner's first name was said.

Friend: I thought his first name was Lynard.
Me: Lynard Skinner?
Laughter from other friends.
Friend: Oh, duh. That's the principal's name on Simpsons.
Harder laughter from friends.
Friend: Seriously, why are you all laughing?

We then explained.

[PftLBritt]

You could probably put some Kid Rock, .38 Special, Molly Hatchet, and Allman Brothers on and you would be golden.

[Zens7s]

WOOO-HOOOO!!!! Arkansas in da house!!!
Sigh. Remember back about a year ago when I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to move me to Arkansas. Yes, I remember. It's now one of those decisions I thank heaven I didn't second guess.

[jjcourtright]

Party? You only need this (http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,181,131187-243195,00.html)

Happy birthday party! :thumbsup: Do I know you? We can't even go to a party without my wife making jello shots. She's gotten to the point where she coordinates alcohol flavor, with jello flavor, with kool-aid flavor.

You could probably put some Kid Rock, .38 Special, Molly Hatchet, and Allman Brothers on and you would be golden. See, that's what I'm talking about...now you just need to make me a CD. I'm supremely lacking in a white trash music collection.

I'm thinking about working on a handlebar mustache for the occasion. Seems like I could grow a decent one in a week and a half.

[Simple_minded_me]

Sigh. Remember back about a year ago when I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to move me to Arkansas. Yes, I remember. It's now one of those decisions I thank heaven I didn't second guess.


Well I am really from Louisiana.I have lived In Kansas,Arizona and Mississipi.I have also been to Texas many times.Out of all the states I have been to Arkansas is the most comphy place to live its beautiful! Here In Hot Springs we have 3 big lakes.We will be going out on the lake for the 4th to watch fire works.Our friends and I all get together on a pontoon boat. We call it the redneck yahtclub.Sounds lame and hokey but its almost paradise.Zens7s if you decide to come and visit Hot Springs let me know Ill give you a personal tour.You will have fun .I promise! :D

[El Otro Pepper]

Do I know you? We can't even go to a party without my wife making jello shots. She's gotten to the point where she coordinates alcohol flavor, with jello flavor, with kool-aid flavor.
Hahaha, I´m glad to hear that!
The women here don´t appreciate those jello shots... so I´ve to eat them on my own :D

[ratm1966]

Sigh. Remember back about a year ago when I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to move me to Arkansas. Yes, I remember. It's now one of those decisions I thank heaven I didn't second guess.
Well, I am glad you didn't move. I would rather travel on I-20 to get my Zens fix as opposed to going all the way up to I-40.

[PftLBritt]

Well, I am glad you didn't move. I would rather travel on I-20 to get my Zens fix as opposed to going all the way up to I-40.
Yeah, rub it in; why don't cha!