Clerks 2

[FreedomFry]

As if you all didn't know...
(Opens July 21, and is the funniest film ever, in case you truly didn't know about this film.)

http://www.clerks2.com/myspace/july21myspace.jpg

[JK]

Clerks II?!?! When in the hell did Clerks I come out?


I feel like I'm missing out on something here...
Guess I oughta move out of the cave.

[DangerSeeker]

Funniest film ever? Not so much. Unless some of that whole "emotional core to the characters" stuff just makes you wet yourself.

On a Smith-owned board, you come in, don't poke around, don't realize what with the banner ads, links to blogs, and so on, that we might possibly have heard of this? Wowie. Next time you're in Italy, try the pasta. I don't know if you know, but it's good.

[Mighty Wingman]

They have pasta in Italy now ?
Surely, you jest.

Next thing you know the Irish will have potatos.

[By-tor]

Yeah, and I'll have a potty mouth. Sheeesh!!

[phit_demon]

Next thing you know the Irish will have potatos.
It'll never happen.

[FreedomFry]

I figured everyone here would know about the film (as I mentioned in my original post). Uber fans will know why I posted th pic.

[By-tor]

It's cool Frylock. And Uber is my most favoritest band. ;)

[BAMSS04]

I figured everyone here would know about the film (as I mentioned in my original post). Uber fans will know why I posted th pic.

Well why didn't you post it in the Clerks 2 thread I created...months ago!

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5292&page=2&pp=20&highlight=Clerks


Though, no one has ever posted in it..but still.

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Evilmonkey.jpg

[EIC]

Here is an early review of the film. Looks pretty good.

Clerks II Review (http://www.popsyndicate.com/index.php/site/story/clerks_ii/)

I can't wait to see it.

[IRonMAchine]

yep clerks 2 is goin to be the shit cuz i saw clerk 1 and it is awesome and by the way they said it been 10yrs even though it came out 1994 so it actually 12 yrs since they made clerk 1 idk y they said 10 all i say i gonna rox

[By-tor]

Ahhh, the joys of summer.

[SecondString]

Funniest film ever? Not so much. Unless some of that whole "emotional core to the characters" stuff just makes you wet yourself.

On a Smith-owned board, you come in, don't poke around, don't realize what with the banner ads, links to blogs, and so on, that we might possibly have heard of this? Wowie. Next time you're in Italy, try the pasta. I don't know if you know, but it's good.

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.....Italy has pasta?

[JK]

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.....Italy has pasta?

I lived there for two years... never saw any.

[phit_demon]

yep clerks 2 is goin to be the shit cuz i saw clerk 1 and it is awesome and by the way they said it been 10yrs even though it came out 1994 so it actually 12 yrs since they made clerk 1 idk y they said 10 all i say i gonna rox
My face hurts.

[JK]

yep clerks 2 is goin to be the shit cuz i saw clerk 1 and it is awesome and by the way they said it been 10yrs even though it came out 1994 so it actually 12 yrs since they made clerk 1 idk y they said 10 all i say i gonna rox


I completely missed that one...

Now I'm dumber...

[BizarroPunisher]

Wow. Clicked on this link and thought I clicked on the link to the Superman: Returns board. Huh, kinda wondered when it said funniest movie ever.

P.S.
How do you insert a picture onto your reply?

[JK]

...P.S.
How do you insert a picture onto your reply?

Click on this...http://quickstopentertainment.com/forums/images/editor/insertimage.gif when you "Go Advanced" on your reply, insert the link and go for it.

[BizarroPunisher]

Thanks JK. Any way you can just use pictures off your hard drive? Just wondering. Thanks again.

http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/animated/fry_dance3_animate.gif

[acid_soda]

Well why didn't you post it in the Clerks 2 thread I created...months ago!

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5292&page=2&pp=20&highlight=Clerks


Though, no one has ever posted in it..but still.

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Evilmonkey.jpg
I HAVE!

[JK]

Thanks JK. Any way you can just use pictures off your hard drive? Just wondering. Thanks again.

http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/animated/fry_dance3_animate.gif

No problem. Any picture you want to use would have to be on the 'net. Pretty much every service provider out there offers some sort of internet storage- FTP your picts there and link away. Or use a hosting service, or myspace, or any of the myriad other choices out there.

And welcome to the 'shoot, I mean... 'stop...

Whatever...

Happy Posting!

[Darth Randal]

The New Randal and Dante (Clerks) movie is gonna lick balls, because they both in fact, lick balls. Mainly eachothers. Yes they are real people, real stupid people.

[SilentSam]

Can't wait for this movie. I think I'm the only Mexican who has seen all the movies. From Clerks to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[Mighty Wingman]

The New Randal and Dante (Clerks) movie is gonna lick balls, because they both in fact, lick balls. Mainly eachothers. Yes they are real people, real stupid people.

I WANT YOU , to go ahead and spread the word , little missy . The next whining newbie comes in here looking to me for cookie and a hug -- I swear to Aisha-- I am going to hurt them, and YOU , you neurotic little freakshow. Take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologists. Because if you are so stupid as to come here regurgitating such useless drivel ( and I imagine that you are ) about some overused quasi-offensive endearment, then you're just gonna have to go ahead replace the captain of your lil brainship , cause he's drunk at the wheel.

[Matthew]

Well, there IS a way to host pictures and even webpages off of your comp.. First you need a ftp server of some sort stored on your harddrive, then use no-ip on your computer, like http://www.no-ip.com/. After you set this up, (or a similar configuration) you can use pictures off of your harddrive. BUT your computer has to be on for people to see them.

[harry84]

Uh what's a nubian?

[Tracker]

I Cant am going to see this movie because it looks so Funny.Randle Arguing with the Customer about LOTR and Star Wars. I Even Orderd a Buddy Christ T-Shirt withch is like the one Jay Wheres cuss I like it. My Dad is alittle anoyed about it but screw him I can where what ever I want.

[FanGirl]

I Cant am going to see this movie because it looks so Funny.Randle Arguing with the Customer about LOTR and Star Wars. I Even Orderd a Buddy Christ T-Shirt withch is like the one Jay Wheres cuss I like it. My Dad is alittle anoyed about it but screw him I can where what ever I want.

Trying... to... convert... to... English...can't...do....it
http://www.peegore.com/film/dawndead/images/Dawnpic1.jpg

[AlexM]

I love me some Kevin Smith and expect to thoroughly enjoy this movie, but I seriously doubt it's going to be as funny as a Monty Python movie or Team America.

[Richiedagger]

not the funniest move ever, maybe this summer.
I just hated one part of the flick, [ABC part] other than that i liked it very much

[acid_soda]

The New Randal and Dante (Clerks) movie is gonna lick balls, because they both in fact, lick balls. Mainly eachothers. Yes they are real people, real stupid people.

Hellubah? Is that you?

[DCH101]

I think this is going to be quite a succesfull film.

[bluntman92]

sweet a new clerks movie and a donkey show hahahahahahahahaha
im gunna love wachen that in theaters :D

[ILovePapaSmurf]

So Kevin made 'Page Six' about Joel Sigel walking out of 'Clerks 2' talking about a donkey show (What's a Donkey Show? ;)). Anywho, you can read about what Kevin said in his blog: blog.myspace.com/therealkevinsmith

Or check out the New York Post's site about it. I was so excited to see him in it. I about died laughing. Love it.

[Yer Auld Da]

any idea when it's coming out in the UK?
don't want to have to watch a dodgy pirate (don't worry i'll still buy the dvd!)

[BAMSS04]

Yeah , I listened to Kevin an Joel fight this morning on the radio. It was awesome!! Kevin just wipped the floor with the guy.

[BizarroPunisher]

Just saw the movie today (twice) and absolutely loved it. Simply fucking awesome. I plan to see it many more times in theaters. Everyone will go see it unless they're a porch monkey.

[DCH101]

ha ha.... porch monkey. Clerks 2 was the best film. Just say it. Now my favorite. Its going to be hard for Kevin Smith to write a better movie then Clerks 2.

[DOOM2099]

This is the funniest movie I have ever seen. Seriously, I don't think anything I have ever seen has been funnier than this. The Jame Gumb scene alone is worth the price of admission. Whatever reservations you might have about whether it holds up to the original, don't worry. This is a very, very funny movie. Very. Funny. Go see it.

[acid_soda]

See Clerks 1 then...

[joseinglasses]

KICK ASS MOVIE!!!! (thats right 4 exclemation marks, thats how kick ass it was.)

[Razorback]

CLERKS 2... better than CLERKS. That's right, I said it.

Booyah.

[BizarroPunisher]

You know, I think if we try hard enough, we could take porch monkey back. What do you say? Don't be a porch monkey, help the cause!

[marksiwel]

I liked it. My list is now

Chasing Amy
Jeresy Girl
Clerks 2/Clerks TIED
Dogma
Mall Rats
Jay and SB Strike Back

[Lupaschuck]

umm... am I the only loser mexican thats never heard of 'porch monkey' before

[Postullio]

Did anyone stay to see the entire credits roll? I was wondering if anyone caugt the name of the Clerks graphic novel that told the story of how they came across their new jobs at Mooby's.

[JK]

I liked it. My list is now

Chasing Amy
Jeresy Girl
Clerks 2/Clerks TIED
Dogma
Mall Rats
Jay and SB Strike Back

Mine would be:
Chasing Amy
Mall Rats
Clerks 2
Clerks
Dogma
Jay and SB Strike Back
Jeresy Girl

The only real reason JG is last is because I've only seen it once.
And honestly- I view all the Jersey Trilogy with the same respect and esteem.

But as to the topic of this thread...

Great Fuckin' Movie!

That image of Jay will be burned into my mind for a long... long... time.

[Tripper]

Saw it twice, both packed theatres, both audiences loved it, and I laughed my ass off.

Great work. I even liked the dance number for its absurdness.

Tripper

[ILovePapaSmurf]

After watching the flick, I was upset that I didn't get a chance to watch it Friday night. It was fantastic.

I enjoyed seeing all the characters back in action (and I must say, Randall is still the greatest fucking character in cinema, ever). I especially loved the mix they put in with Kevin's (amazing looking) wife. And the *highlight to read the spoiler* cameo of Harley always breaks my heart. He knows exactly when, and where, to place her in his movies. And she looks so grown up! I loved Rosario (yes, I know I will be killed for saying this Fanny). She was a perfect blend for the cast. And I especially fell in love with the Elias character. Reminds me of me when I was that age and how naive I was at 18.

Each film Kevin puts out shows how much more he has matured since the first Clerks, but I still look forward to the dick, fart and sexual jokes. They, as old as they can be, always makes me laugh. Loved it. I am planning on seeing it again tomorrow, and then again Wed. since I promised some friends I would see it with them. And I bet it is going to be as good as the first time.

My list:

Clerks.
Clerks II
Mallrats
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Chasing Amy

[DarthMaulRat]

Saw it last night. I can't believe that for a while I wasn't too hyped on seeing this. Smith knows how to play to his strengths, I'll never doubt him again. Hilarious. Just f'n hilarious. And that one shot of Mewes... I almost fell out of my chair laughing (luckily it was the one row with an aisle in front of it).

[DCH101]

Did anyone stay to see the entire credits roll? I was wondering if anyone caugt the name of the Clerks graphic novel that told the story of how they came across their new jobs at Mooby's.

I stayed, but didn't see anything of the Clerks graphic novel. I was just waiting to see what all of Kevin Smiths movies say at the very end. What movie will Jay and Silent Bob be in next. Sadly it just said they dont know, but after seeing them in Clerks II I like them alot agian. Strike back wasn't of my likeing.

Well everyone is doing this whole list thing.

Clerks II
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jersey Girl
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Purple Pixie]

I have to admit I was very skeptical about this one. It seemed corny from the previews. I was going to sit and watch only for loyalty sake.... But OH MY GOD! I honestly have never laughed so hard at a movie. I loved every aspect. I will be going to see it again. It is my new favorite Kevin flick.

[BizarroPunisher]

Anyone know when the soundtrack hits shelves? I've seen the movie 3 times already and plan another 3. I'll need the dialogue tracks to keep me until it hits DVD. Oh, and my new list...

Clerks II/Mallrats
Dogma
Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Chasing Amy
Jersey Girl

"Downtime's important. If I had to deal with all the fucking mouthbreathers nonstop I'd shove my head in the deep fryer. Balls too." - Randal

[Sahavay]

Saw it Friday night.
I was bartending/waitering when Clerks came out and completely identified with almost every aspect of it (I even remember quoting one busy night "This job would be great if it wasn't for all the F$%KING customers." :D )

After worrying only mildly about how C2 would measure up against the original, I was instantly put at ease as I laughed my ass off along with several hundred other movie goers for the next 2 hours. It got quite the applause at the theatre I was at, and nearly everyone stayed right to the end of the credits.

Everyone knows sequels usually suck. I can honestly say now "Thank you, Kevin Smith. For sequels everywhere, thanks for takin' it back." :D :D :D

- Sahavay

[kiki5711]

As if you all didn't know...
(Opens July 21, and is the funniest film ever, in case you truly didn't know about this film.)

http://www.clerks2.com/myspace/july21myspace.jpg

I saw Clerks 1 for the first time last weekend. Never even knew it existed. I had to laugh at Jay, he looked like he was about 16 yrs old. Damn, maybe he was. How old is Jay anyway?

But anyway I watched and it was good. When I saw them playing hockey on the roof I freaked!! I have a son who would do something like that and it shot a fear up my back thinking my son might do something stupid like that.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to see Clerks 2.

[FanGirl]

Has the flood of new people happened because Clerks 2 is out or some other reason?

[By-tor]

Has the flood of new people happened because Clerks 2 is out or some other reason?It is "The End Times"...
http://members.aol.com/lymond/media/jpgs/endtimes.jpg

[FanGirl]

Just as long as it isn't:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/30/025_457.jpg

because that would just suck.

[kiki5711]

Has the flood of new people happened because Clerks 2 is out or some other reason?

If you mean that you've had a lot of members join recently that is probably the reason. My husband introduced my to Jay & Silent Bob a couple years ago and I loved them but I never heard anything about them on tv or anywhere. When Clerks2 came out I got really curious about both of them. I'm impressed by Kevin and how much he's accomplished and yet still has that "one of the guys" attitude. And Jay, well, as they say, we all have a Jay in our lives or were one at some point. I know I was in my days of ol"........

[OriginalBeefJerky]

Has the flood of new people happened because Clerks 2 is out or some other reason?

Nahh...I rewatched Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, so HA!

As for the movie, it made me cry out in orgasm moans just like in the Herbal Essences commercials. Seriously.

[BAMSS04]

So, I saw the movie. Obviously, it rocked!! I loved it. Even the said dance scene was great. I thought it was funny.

Anyway, could not be happier with it.

[ratm1966]

I haven't seen it yet.....yet.

[phit_demon]

I just saw Clerks 2. I thought it was good, but not great. At times I felt the pacing was a bit clunky, and some of the jokes were quite predictable

*SPOLIER WARNING*


like the true identity of "Kelly" for example,


but it had a sweet ending, and Jay and Silent Bob were funny. I will never be able to watch that scene in Lambs again without thinking of Mr. Mewes.

[BAMSS04]

http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/80/3180/boxoffice/

Ouch!! Number 6?? Yikes... This is not good news for Kevin.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/80/3180/boxoffice/

Ouch!! Number 6?? Yikes... This is not good news for Kevin.

Actually, he was satisfied with being in 6th place. He doubled his budget and the Weinstein Bros. said it was all gravy.

He said it in blog. Not like I talk to him or anything... :(

[jjcourtright]

I just saw Clerks 2. I thought it was good, but not great. At times I felt the pacing was a bit clunky, and some of the jokes were quite predictable

*SPOLIER WARNING*


like the true identity of "Kelly" for example,


but it had a sweet ending, and Jay and Silent Bob were funny. I will never be able to watch that scene in Lambs again without thinking of Mr. Mewes.
Saw it last night. While I was in it, I thought is was just good. But then I came home and watched the VH1 Clerks II special and it reminded me of all the jokes that I forgot about because of the fiery end to Jay and Silent Bob at the end of the movie. I'm pretty sold on it now. Probably third best for me.

[phit_demon]

because of the fiery end to Jay and Silent Bob at the end of the movie.
I didn't get to see the end credits.
It's not not out here until September, and there was no way I was gonna wait that long, so I downloaded it. Don't worry everyone, I will still see it multiple times in the cinema, as well as buying it on dvd.

So you guys weren't kidding about the fiery deth, huh? I just thought y'all were ribbin' a newb. Shit!

[jjcourtright]

Of course we were. If you didn't watch the credits all you missed was 10,000 Clerks II myspace friends being listed and Jay killing (or at least knocking unconscious) Silent Bob in cartoon form within the View Askew logo.

[phit_demon]

Ah, that's a relief. Thanks.

[graphicferret]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]I went and saw Clerks 2 the day it came out. I had waited 11 years for this. I have been a fan since the first one came out. I have the full Kevin Smith collection, I loved the movie beyond description. The thing I had a problem with is these little 19 year old shits that think that Clerks is in the same boat as American Pie. The whole experiance was almost runned by idiots that can't get the jokes and don't even recognize the music in the back ground. One joker actually thought that all the music must so new he just hadn't heard before the movie release. Blah!!! Stupid kids. But the funny thing was the guy that brought his date to the movie. He laughed at the ass to mouth gag and his girlfriend didn't agree with his oppinion. LOL He so got punched.

[phit_demon]

Aaron came over to watch Clerks 2 tonight, and I definitely enjoyed it more the second time around.
Trevor Fehrman is a bit of a revelation for me cos I had never seen him in anything before.
Apparently he's in a movie with Jeff Anderson called Now You Know. Has anyone seen it?

[WTF?]

Clerks 2 - Wow. I can't beleive what i have just seen. I am not talking in a "good way". :confused: :eek:


First of all, from reading through many of these posts I see that I am in an extreme minority here. But here goes- I could not have been more dissapointed by this film.


I'll never forget the first time I saw Clerks. Which is amazing considering the dozens of times i have watched and enjoyed it. Here was a movie that seemed to bring the sense of humor of my generation to screen. Irreverent, crude, fearless, down- to - earth insight and observation. Most importantly it was funny and very familiar. Like i was watching "Jersey" incarnations of people from my life. And it was funny. Memorable, quotable, laugh out loud funny. Mallrats, Chasing Amy, etc carried on the concept. Loved them all probably especially Chasing Amy. I was very dissapointed when Kevin said the Veiw Askewaverse was over in films and he was moving on to new things. Now I wish he had not changed his mind.


There was maybe one scene in Clerks 2 which raised a chuckle out of me and that was Jay's "Silence of the Lambs" recreation. Unfortunately that was it. The rest was just a sad, sad, jumble of crude, boorish, 9th grade level jokes that were not funny outside of the ninth grade.


I'm not a prude. I'm not easily offended. But I also don't laugh at something that is not funny. I don't giggle at jokes simply because they are as gross as they can be. The "humor" here is all "pushing the boundries of the acceptable" with none of the insight, truth or belly laughs. I was actually bored through most of the film. Bored. Waiting for... something to engage me, ignite an unstoppable belly laugh the likes of which Smith's previous films had no problem accomplishing. But this whole film felt contrived, poorly written and executed, and utterly without any heart.


"37 dicks" from the original was funny. It was quotable. It was FUNNY. It was real life. It said so much about our foibles and jealousies regarding our relationships. This films' great line is... "ass to mouth"??? Wow. Crude. Unfunny. Maybe my freinds and girlsfreinds are just way to fundamentalist but it just doesn't really strike me as something real people discuss in any way similar to what was portrayed on film. So crude and unfunny. So boring and forgetable.


There are many more thing I could critisize or comment on bit I won't. I kinda just want to forget Clerks had a sequel. Anyone out there feel the same but afraid to say so on these mighty boards?

[BizarroPunisher]

There are many more thing I could critisize or comment on bit I won't. I kinda just want to forget Clerks had a sequel. Anyone out there feel the same but afraid to say so on these mighty boards?

Fuck you, porch monkey.

[acid_soda]

WTF?

[WTF?]

Fuck you, porch monkey.


Suck my ass, dildo-loving cat rapist. Anyone have actual opinion or is it all "ass-to-mouth" like Clerks 2?

[BizarroPunisher]

Sorry, didn't have time for a real reply earlier. Guess that kinda did sum it up though. Anyway, I kinda agree on the ass-to-mouth thing (although Elias's reaction was hilarious). I liked the movie and can't think of a reason that someone would hate it as much as you do, but whatever. I guess it's true that...

"The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What may be right for you, may not be right for some."

Anyway, sorry about the short reply earlier, but I was pissed because Clerks II is so awesome I couldn't see anyone who liked the original disliking this one so much that I had to write something.

[WTF?]

Sorry, didn't have time for a real reply earlier. Guess that kinda did sum it up though. Anyway, I kinda agree on the ass-to-mouth thing (although Elias's reaction was hilarious). I liked the movie and can't think of a reason that someone would hate it as much as you do, but whatever. I guess it's true that...

"The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What may be right for you, may not be right for some."

Anyway, sorry about the short reply earlier, but I was pissed because Clerks II is so awesome I couldn't see anyone who liked the original disliking this one so much that I had to write something.



Fair enough.

I was surprised myself. I really expected that i would love it but it just didn't connect with me at all. I'm not happy about that, beleive me. Rather than picking up the Clerks 2 DVD I think I'll finally buy the 10th anniversary edition of the original that I have been too cheap to buy.

[JK]

Fair enough.

I was surprised myself. I really expected that i would love it but it just didn't connect with me at all. I'm not happy about that, beleive me. Rather than picking up the Clerks 2 DVD I think I'll finally buy the 10th anniversary edition of the original that I have been too cheap to buy.

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you? A lot of people that did connect with it were angst-ridden 20 somethings back when the original came out and are now facing some of the same things Dante and Randall are in the sequal. Maybe you haven't reached a point in your life where those themes are relative yet. Hell, I don't know- you've only posted three times.

[BizarroPunisher]

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you? A lot of people that did connect with it were angst-ridden 20 somethings back when the original came out and are now facing some of the same things Dante and Randall are in the sequal. Maybe you haven't reached a point in your life where those themes are relative yet. Hell, I don't know- you've only posted three times.

I'm only 17 and I really connected with Clerks II. All 4 times I've seen it. And I plan to see it at least one more time this week (although I'll probably see it 2 or 3 more times).

[WTF?]

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you? A lot of people that did connect with it were angst-ridden 20 somethings back when the original came out and are now facing some of the same things Dante and Randall are in the sequal. Maybe you haven't reached a point in your life where those themes are relative yet. Hell, I don't know- you've only posted three times.



Funny you ask. I'm 33, right in line with the characters of Dante and Randall. Clerks (I) was a definer of my pop culture. This sequel (to me) just feels alien. Forced and crude. Just not funny at all.

[By-tor]

I guess I'm just an old bastage, but I've never had a problem with "connecting" with a flick age-wise. If it's funny, it's funny. If it's sad, it's sad. If it's scary, it's scary. If it's this...
http://www.rusharchive.com/pictures/geddy15.JPG
it rules all. ;)

[BAMSS04]

I know that this might be just me, but I thought it was better than the 1st Clerks. Trust me, I got all the jokes in the 1st clerks. I got all the references, and I worked at both a gas station and a video store. So, it was not that I didn't relate to it. I did and I loved the movie. That being said, I still enjoy Clerk 2 more. I thought that Jay and Silent bob were hilarious in it. Randel was even funnier this time around. His reactions were hilarious. His Porch Monkey scene was absolute gold. The lord of the rings bit was amazingly funny. I mean not to be an ass, and I am not trying to, but what were you expecting? What more did you want? Kevin delivered all of the goods, plus a donkey. So, I am just a little confused as to what you were expecting.

[BizarroPunisher]

I know that this might be just me, but I thought it was better than the 1st Clerks. Trust me, I got all the jokes in the 1st clerks. I got all the references, and I worked at both a gas station and a video store. So, it was not that I didn't relate to it. I did and I loved the movie. That being said, I still enjoy Clerk 2 more. I thought that Jay and Silent bob were hilarious in it. Randel was even funnier this time around. His reactions were hilarious. His Porch Monkey scene was absolute gold. The lord of the rings bit was amazingly funny. I mean not to be an ass, and I am not trying to, but what were you expecting? What more did you want? Kevin delivered all of the goods, plus a donkey. So, I am just a little confused as to what you were expecting.

I agree. I like Clerks 2 better. In fact, this may be my favorite Kevin Smith movie, which says a lot. In my opinion, the movie's absolutely perfect.

[magnoliafan81]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.

[JK]

-1,000,000 points for originality

[ozchick]

yawn

[acid_soda]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.

>=O

[jjcourtright]

I know that this might be just me, but I thought it was better than the 1st Clerks. Trust me, I got all the jokes in the 1st clerks. I got all the references, and I worked at both a gas station and a video store. So, it was not that I didn't relate to it. I did and I loved the movie. That being said, I still enjoy Clerk 2 more. I thought that Jay and Silent bob were hilarious in it. Randel was even funnier this time around. His reactions were hilarious. His Porch Monkey scene was absolute gold. The lord of the rings bit was amazingly funny. I mean not to be an ass, and I am not trying to, but what were you expecting? What more did you want? Kevin delivered all of the goods, plus a donkey. So, I am just a little confused as to what you were expecting. I'm with youse guys. Clerks II is the better of the Clerks movies. And that's coming from somebody who liked Clerks so much that I've seen it at least 50 times.

[Phrazer]

I havent seen Clerks 2 yet because im saving myself for the edinburgh premier but my mate said i shoul dwatch silence of the lambs first ? shoud i ?

[kakatachi7204]

I saw this movie, it was definetly one of kevin smith's finest. The humor and approach were the same, but its humor was more mature then, the last one. Overall a must see film!

[JK]

... my mate said I should watch Silence of the Lambs first ? Should I?

If you've never seen it before, yes. The joke in Clerks II will make more sense and you'll laugh even harder.

[phit_demon]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.
It's never happened since I started posting here, so shoot me, but it made me giggle. Sorry guys. :o

[FanGirl]

I finally saw it last night. I thought it was good. I thought Jeff Anderson was great. Of the Kevin movies, it ranks pretty low. I thought Jay and Silent Bob was funnier.

Side note: As I was leaving the theater, guess who was in front of me validating his parking? Bryan Lynch. I didn't say anything since he seemed distracted and I've only met the guy once in person. I didn't want to be all "I'm Fangirl."

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Anderson is amazing. :)

[BizarroPunisher]

Yeah, Anderson was the bomb in Phantoms. Wait a minute...

[Razorback]

Yeah, Anderson was the bomb in Phantoms. Wait a minute...

No, that was Damon.

[DOOM2099]

KhaaaaaaaaaaaaaN!

[ozchick]

I should preface my thoughts with the fact that I didn't like the original Clerks movie when I first saw it. Yep that's right. After I watched and loved Mallrats I decided to give it another try and liked it more. With each subsequent viewing I've grown to love it.

On Saturday, after watching United 93, I decided I needed to watch another flick to lighten my mood. I decided on Clerks 2. So maybe I wasn't in the best "place" to be watching a Kevin Smith film. I guess all in all, I was underwhelmed. I expected to be laughing out loud a lot more than I did. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, it was funny, I just expected more.

I'll give it 7 transformer jokes out of 10.

[BRADMAN]

I finally saw Clerk 2 and it was great. Ithink it was funnier than the original Clerks. Oh and Randal is so right about the trilogy.

[Drunk Monk]

I still hasn't seen that yet! STILL! :(

[go2hell2004]

loved the movie, very funny, defitally better then the first, altough jays acting kinda sucked in this movie, didnt seem like the same character at all:eek: anyway good movie, loved it but i think some of the other jay/bob films were alot better!

[Captain Spaulding]

I was pissed when they put 6 god-damned episodes of the clerks cartoon on, and just discontinued it. I loved those cartoons. I guess it was just because I watched the first Clerks movie about 10 times within the first 5 days of it coming out on video. I partially agree with those who say that the Clerks 2 movie is better than the first movie, but I highly doubt that this one is going to gain as much of a cult following that Clerks got.

[9grim-reality9]

ok i saw both clerks the 2nd movie was better than the 1st even though the only reason i watch those movies are becuz of the terrible duo of Jay and Silent Bob without them in a kevin smith movie i wont watch it yet it was a dissapointment that Jay and Silent Bob went to rehab and no longer do drugs cuz that was a bonus to there funny-ness even though now that they talk about god and the look at the bible for answer is interesting and funny to watch them do it im not sayin its funny they look torward the bible for answer its just funny to watch at them doing it. also the funniest part in the movie was the donkey show becuz it was a big turn around from having a girl blow and donkey to a big "sexy stud" blow a donkey known as kinky kelly even though it was a guy

[JK]

...

Please, please, please, use punctation in the future.

[BizarroPunisher]

Please, please, please, use punctation in the future.
Shhhh, don't reply to him. If we don't say anything, maybe he'll go away.

[Razorback]

Shhhh, don't reply to him. If we don't say anything, maybe he'll go away.

They tried that with me...

[Captain Spaulding]

They tried that with me...

Apparently it didn't work....don't worry, I'm sure plan B is being enstated.

[acid_soda]

Reading 9grim-reality9's post gave me horrible headache.

[Razorback]

Apparently it didn't work....don't worry, I'm sure plan B is being enstated.

At this point, I believe we are on plan Alpha Beta Gamma Omega 5711.

[Captain Spaulding]

At this point, I believe we are on plan Alpha Beta Gamma Omega 5711.

It seems that nothing is working...you would believe that some people would have given up by now;)

[jokxa]

Clerks 2 is a great movie.:cool: I must say this Jay and Silent Bob ROCKSSSs:eek:

[By-tor]

I must say
http://www.stendek.info/jpgs/edgrimley.jpg
WHAT?!!!!

[dragonofdoom]

clerks 1 was out in 1999 you should know that after all the site bloody name is quick stop

[JK]

clerks 1 was out in 1999 you should know that after all the site bloody name is quick stop

what the hell are you babbling about?

[DarthMaulRat]

clerks 1 was out in 1999 you should know that after all the site bloody name is quick stop

Oh no, its true. Then Kevin Smith made Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma in one year, which gave him plenty of time to finish Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back by 2001. A special kudos goes out to the makeup team for making O'Halloran look 10 years older in Clerks 2.

Moron.