JK
06-12-2006, 12:57 PM
Happy Birthday, Brendan0121!
Even though you've only posted here... five times... ten months ago... I feel like I've known you all my life. Or half of it. You're only seventeen, after all. I'm over 30. Hell, I was playing grab ass in the back of an '83 Chevy the day you were born. God, I miss that car. The back seat was so wide and so long, we had no trouble at all doing the horizontal no-pants romance dance. Come to think of it, it had a bench seat in the front as well. Never did double date in that car. Looking over and seeing my buddy's bare ass humping up and down over his girlfriend's face would make my hard-on go the way of the do-do...
But I digress...
Happy birthday, fellow poopshooter! May your poop be brown and your piss be yellow. I hope you have many, many more...
Birthdays.
Before the colostomy bag.
I'll go out an drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon, in your honor.
Sa-lut.
Even though you've only posted here... five times... ten months ago... I feel like I've known you all my life. Or half of it. You're only seventeen, after all. I'm over 30. Hell, I was playing grab ass in the back of an '83 Chevy the day you were born. God, I miss that car. The back seat was so wide and so long, we had no trouble at all doing the horizontal no-pants romance dance. Come to think of it, it had a bench seat in the front as well. Never did double date in that car. Looking over and seeing my buddy's bare ass humping up and down over his girlfriend's face would make my hard-on go the way of the do-do...
But I digress...
Happy birthday, fellow poopshooter! May your poop be brown and your piss be yellow. I hope you have many, many more...
Birthdays.
Before the colostomy bag.
I'll go out an drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon, in your honor.
Sa-lut.