Introduce Yourself! June 2006

[JK]

It's already the eighth and nobody else has done this yet?! You people are slipping...


1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?

[JK]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Finish redoing the bathrrom... again. Not really- I'd be comfortable with an outhouse. Really, I would love to find the motivation to get to work on my anime idea.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Cleaning the goddamn litter box... I like cats but God Almighty, their shit stinks.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Making oyster sandwiches for the King of Spain... Because I'm one hell of a sandwich maker.
Actually, I've always wanted to get into model trains. I'd love to build a whole damn city down in the basement, with refineries, a seaport, mountain villages, the whole nine yards. Why? Because after I set it all up, I get to play God- light the thing on fire, set up an industrial fan and a bucket of water: instant hutrricane! It'll be cool...

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
Steak, obviously... cows are slow, stupid animals. Have you ever tried to catch a free range chicken?

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
Ultimate happiness can't be bought.

[jjcourtright]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Work on my final paper. That, and the associated talk, is all that keeps me from having my Masters degree.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Getting off my lazy duff.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Playing the guitar. I'd like to pass some sort of creative skill onto the kiddos.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
Chicken. Steak is cut up cow, but chicken is uncut up...chicken. Cutting takes time.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
Don't need to. I'm plenty happy enough.

[TLS]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Right now, finish addressing the wedding invitations.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Clean anything. Having a maid for life.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Jellyfishin' -SpongeBob makes it look like so much fun.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
You could have more than one meal if you had milk and eggs.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
Inflation has caused it to cost about $35 nowadays.

[TomHarrington]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?

Post once in a while, write some emails, snail rodeo...sorry, you wanted one thing. I don’t know. It’s like trying to pick one favorite song. You ask too much...or too little, depending on how you look at it.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?

My wife. ;)

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be?

Short-lived.

3b) Why?

The dad gig is taking up most of my time. Plus, my five-month old son has a longer attention span than I do. I’m an old dog and incapable of learning new tricks.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?

No clue. I’m still trying to figure out my wife, never mind abstract mysteries of the cosmos. My wife has had me in her mouth more times than I can count, and never a word of complaint. But she acts horrified and practically dry heaves if she finds out I’ve used her toothbrush. Chicken or steak - good luck with that one, pal.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?

Actually, we a $50 co-pay with our current plan.

[FanGirl]

Doth mine eyes decieve me? Is it really Tom? Tom's back? Tom's back!

[TLS]

Doth mine eyes decieve me? Is it really Tom? Tom's back? Tom's back!
Yeah, he was here for a second. But it looks like he left again. *Sigh*
I'm gonna go pout now.

[DarthMaulRat]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Search really hard for a decent paying job

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Search really hard for a job you actually like doing only to fail again.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Something outdoorsy like kayaking, rock climbing, etc. But I really need someone to do it with... all my friends are bums who don't realize that you only live once.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
My steak came first, but it was undercooked so I sent it back. The waiter gave me that annoyed look, but I'm not going to eat something that's still bleeding.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
I couldn't buy it. Thanks to my damn philosophy class, I wouldn't be able to enjoy ultimate happiness because the minute I had it I would start questioning what it really is, if the ends justify the means, etc. etc. Although if it made me less neurotic...

[Mighty Wingman]

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?

No clue. I’m still trying to figure out my wife, never mind abstract mysteries of the cosmos. My wife has had me in her mouth more times than I can count, and never a word of complaint. But she acts horrified and practically dry heaves if she finds out I’ve used her toothbrush. Chicken or steak - good luck with that one, pal.

Tom-ah Tom-elian.
You come and go ?

Good to see ya there big guy . :)

[karmattack]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do? Finish a few illustration projects I've promised people - children's book, safety manual, tattoos. These things are somehow trumped by the need to organize my mp3's, hang out with my girlfriend, and/or download internet porn. I don't know how.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again? Dunno. Fruit Of The Loom sniff-tester.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why? No more hobbies! Too damn many hobies! Need to finish what I've started.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak? Trick question. Women ALWAYS come first.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness? Ultimate happiness is free and obtainable by anyone. Sorry, I just don't joke about ultimate happiness.

[ratm1966]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off your lazy duff and do?
Win the PowerBall Lottery!!

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Work!!!

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Killing people?

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
Chicken

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
I think I am paying about $100 per hour right now. :D

[By-tor]

1) My wife has had me in her mouth more times than I can count, and never a word of complaint.
The guy on the left ain't got shit on you, bother.
http://www.reelclassics.com/Movies/Wonlife/images9/wonlife_jimmy_billy_mom.jpg
Wonderful, indeed!

[Zens7s]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Learn French. Of course I could do that sitting down on my lazy duff, technically.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Clean the loft. I have comtemplated moving out and just having my furniture delivered, but I like my view.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
I would like to finish learning to play the guitar.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
I always go for the steak first. Especially when someone else is buying.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
An ultimate fortune. But everybody knows..."Can't buy me love!"

[Omaru]

It's already the eighth and nobody else has done this yet?! You people are slipping...


1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Exercise more often

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Ask girls out

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Boxing, I just watched rocky III

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
Steak, in rocky you see him punching one in the first movie, he doesn't chase chickens until the third.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
$40 inc p&p

[BAMSS04]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?

My checks are about to stop coming so....find a job.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?

Work. It sucks being layed off but I have had a great month just laying aroung playing music.


3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?

A new one. Working out because I need too.

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?

Steak.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?

Depends on how much the next Tool Cd costs...

[Graceful17]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Get a serious workout routine.

2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Cleaning Bathrooms.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
Playing drums just because it looks really fun, and would help me get tension out without kicking walls, and movie hopping every weekend because... i can?

4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
I had Chicken for lunch and Steak for dinner. I vote the egg.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
Can't buy it.

[Threadkiller]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?
Just about everything this time of year. I just shut down when the humidity kicks in.
2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
Go to work.
3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?
I think it would be cool to be able to juggle chainsaws.
4) Which came first: chicken or steak?
Actually, I would wager that the cow was domesticated before the chicken in the course of human history. So I'm going to go with steak.
5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?
'bout a' $3.50

[jjcourtright]

There's humidity in Utah?

[phit_demon]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do?

Drop a few (hundred) pounds.
2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?

College assignments.
3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?

Buy a drum-kit, learn to play it, ditto the bass.
4) Which came first: chicken or steak?

Not being a huge fan of steak (unless it's fillet), I'd have to say chicken.
5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness?

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

http://durtierice.250free.com/buyfordollar.jpg

[PftLBritt]

1) What is the one thing you wish you could get off you lazy duff and do? Write the next "Great American Novel", which I would finish, submit to all publishers, receive a mountain of rejections letters, become despondent, then drink myself to death. So, actually, there's nothing that I want to do.


2) What is the one thing you wish you would never have to get off your lazy duff and do again?
While changing the cat litter is way up there, my choice would be see my Mother-In-Law. It's not like I hate her - it would be just so nice not having to tolerate being in the same room with her.

3) If you started a new hobby today, what would it be? Why?Nothing new but what about a recycled hobby? I've been meaning to break out the longboard and do some skating but with the kids, the wife, the job and the (lack of) writing, I haven't found time. Maybe this summer will be different.


4) Which came first: chicken or steak? Nothing is more primal than rare beef. The way the blood is still warm as it runs down your cheek after one bite. Or how the texture of the steak makes masticating so enjoyable (Yeah, I love masticating! Whatzit to ya?) And the full feeling that is derived from finishing a great piece of Porterhouse which makes one loosen their belt and unbutton their pants is so unique. So, I'm gonna say steak.

5) How much would you pay for ultimate happiness? Anything; so long as it's cheaper than filling up the old Odyssey..