Clerks 2

[GreenRoom]

Thank god this time it isnt black and white, and of course it has jay and silent bob. It should be pretty good and im def. buying it, anyone else? tell me what you think. www.clerks2.com is the site

[FanGirl]

There was a first one? Who is Jay and Silent Bob?

[JK]

I think they were sheepherders or something...

[FanGirl]

Not another sheepherding movie for Pete's sake. It's been done to death. I could run my own sheep farm at this point from all these damn sheep movies. Why would it need to be in color? Sheep are black and white. Seems like a waste of money to me.

[Zens7s]

I disagree with you FanGirl. I find there are never enough Sheep Herding movies to satisfy my insatiable taste for agriculturally related cinema. Seriously, the great directors of the past like Chris Noonan, George Miller, and Charles Nichols have not been as prolific in the past few years. I think it's attitudes like yours that have squelched the hopes of many fans like I, waiting patiently for Babe 3: Babe Does Baltimore.

[FanGirl]

See it's people like you that make movies like Silence of the Lambs, Black Sheep and Herd Menality number one at the box office week after week.

It's been done to death. I would much prefer to see movies about teachers who inspire their students to excellence or coaches that lead their teams to victory. There aren't enough of these movies. It's like a forgotten genre. Maybe if you sheep loving people (and you know who you are) could just support non-sheep related movies, Hollywood wouldn't be in the slump that it's in. And did we really need to see The Life of a Shepard at the IMAX in 3-D. I mean come on.

[mrndevildog]

:eek: There was a first one? Who is Jay and Silent Bob?
FanGirl I hope you're joking, you better know who Jay and Silent Bob are!!!

[FanGirl]

JK explained they were in that sheepherding movie.

[JK]

I may have been mistaken... They may have been in that one about the cop that falls in love with a girl who turns out to be a guy. Or was it the one about the Turkish prison barbers?


Hell, I don't know. I don't watch movies.

[Zens7s]

Well you don't have to be an asshole about it FanGirl. Just because I have "It puts the lotion on it's skin" crossstiched on a throw pillow in my house does not mean that I made Silence of the Lambs successful.

Now if we want to rant on about genres that are totally forgotten, I think we should look back to the movies where woman are secretly playing men, and men secretly playing women. I mean seriously, there are just not enough moments in film where it shows men learning how to wax their legs and walk in heels. I hope they start concentrating more on these types of films and less on that experimental crap like American Beauty and Momento. I mean really, who gives a shit about a guy who can't remember anything. I knew 100 pot-heads in college with precisely this problem and nobody made a movie about them.

[FanGirl]

Of course not, because they rarely make movies about drugs, drug problems or drug addicts. I mean you would think that the indy film market would pick this up, but they just want to make this action movies with little dialogue. What can't we just have more films where people just sit around and talk?

[mrndevildog]

Just like Sideways, witch is the reason they dont make movies where people sit around and talk

[Zens7s]

Just like Sideways, witch is the reason they dont make movies where people sit around and talk
You really don't get the joke, do you. It's almost sad.

[Nitro]

Who the fuck are u to call us nobodys .....u are a bunch of fucking clown shoes.....i will make u eat my shit then shit out my shit and make u eat your shit that has been tented with my shit, then kick your mothers in the box.

Love Jay and SilentBob

BAAAA

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I don't get it.

[jjcourtright]

Don't get what? He's already on my list.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

See, I don't waste list space for one-time posters.

[jjcourtright]

I just assume that there's an infinite amount of room.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm affraid there won't be, and one day it'll say that I've ignored too many people. Then as soon as I take someone off of ignore, they'll come back and annoy me.

[mrndevildog]

Who the fuck are u to call us nobodys .....u are a bunch of fucking clown shoes.....i will make u eat my shit then shit out my shit and make u eat your shit that has been tented with my shit, then kick your mothers in the box.

Love Jay and SilentBob

BAAAA
Im a junior member too but as Fangirl told me you should not bad mouth the senior members as what happened to greenroom will happen to you.
not threatening you but the senior members have a lot of pull around here, so id watch myself.

[BAMSS04]

Im a junior member too but as Fangirl told me you should not bad mouth the senior members as what happened to greenroom will happen to you.
not threatening you but the senior members have a lot of pull around here, so id watch myself.

Look Fanny he said your name!! I think he likes you!

[andi]

hay im glad theres a clerks 2 it will funny as fuck just likethe others

[By-tor]

the senior members have a lot of pull around here..Pull this.

[FanGirl]

Think of this board like the bar in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. The regulars are like the biker guys and the newbies are like Pee Wee. If you put on a show like Pee Wee and impress us, we will make you one of us. If not then, in those immortal words...

"I say we kill him!"

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incase yall niggas aint know


the Move " Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back" in the beginning they make fun of this site....

if i could show you a clip i would..... they are fucking hilarious... they say you all are nerds who talk about movies and shit

[By-tor]

incase yall niggas aint knowWassup, my knee-grow!


..they are fucking hilarious... Where you are just fucking dumb.

If this ain't a reg stirring up some shit, I'd be very surprised.

If not, dude, I hope you like fish.

[ratm1966]

incase yall aint know the Move " Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back" in the beginning they make fun of this site....if i could show you a clip i would..... they are fucking hilarious... they say you all are nerds who talk about movies and shit
No shit? They talk about this site on their college DJ show?

[Hempknight60]

Thank god this time it isnt black and white, and of course it has jay and silent bob. It should be pretty good and im def. buying it, anyone else? tell me what you think. www.clerks2.com is the site


of corse im buying it, I didnt really like Jearsy Girl. So, naturally i was expecting Kevin Smith to make another one. I really like Jay and silent bob. i know every line in that movie. and i have a signed copy by smith himself.

[FanGirl]

Who else thinks we need to have a sign outside this message board that says "You must have at least this many IQ points to enter"?

[phit_demon]

i know every line in that movie.
What movie is that?

[FanGirl]

I guess the DJs must have done a movie.

[phit_demon]

Sounds like a hoot!

[Omaru]

Wait, why are DJ's in a movie called Clerks? that don't make any friggin sense :(????

[FanGirl]

In the immortal words of Lawrence Olivia to Dustin Hoffman on "Marathon Man" : It's called acting!

[Zens7s]

of corse im buying it, I didnt really like Jearsy Girl. So, naturally i was expecting Kevin Smith to make another one. I really like Jay and silent bob. i know every line in that movie. and i have a signed copy by smith himself.
I had no idea that my fish were making a movie. This scares me a little because I flushed both of them down the toliet because I thought they were dead.

[Zen nervously fidgets with her collar]

God I hope that this isn't an expose about that time they saw me making my own "movie" of sorts. I was young! I needed the money!

[phit_demon]

they saw me making my own "movie" of sorts.
So where might an avid movie buff obtain this masterpiece?;)