Goodbye Pardner

[marksiwel]

Its a sad day, Ryall is riding off into the sunset onto other things
Good Luck
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[Razorback]

I must not be on Ryall's insider list... he didn't give me a heads-up.

Anyway, good luck. You will be missed.

[karmattack]

Or you just don't read "One Hand Clapping" or the questions of the month threads. ;)

[Razorback]

Or you just don't read "One Hand Clapping" or the questions of the month threads. ;)

I read every article on this site. That doesn't mean that I, as the Lord of the Poop, didn't deserve a heads-up and a new car.

Sheesh.

[BAMSS04]

As a tribute to you Chris..... I give you a few great Arrested Development quotes.


Memorable Quotes from
"Arrested Development" (2003)
[Complaining about a gay boat protest upstaging her husband's retirement party]
Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

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Lindsay Funke: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?

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[after Michael takes away a frozen Bluth banana from George]
Lucille: How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?
Michael: You've never been to a supermarket, have you?

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Lucille: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

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[voice over]
Narrator: [Michael gave Gob a letter to mail] Gob had not mailed the letter, but rather, as an act of defiance, dramatically threw the letter into the ocean.
[Gob is attempting to throw the letter in the ocean but it keeps getting blown back because of the wind]
Narrator: This proved to be a slightly more difficult gesture than he had anticipated.

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[Tobias discovers that George Sr. has been living in the attic]
Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
George Sr.: I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like I'm doing?
[he shoves Tobias up against the wall with his hand against his mouth]
George Sr.: I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fucking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

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Lucille: If it's an idiot on a scooter in the middle of the night, it must be Gob.

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Michael: Oh, and I'm sure you know better than anyone, Lindsay. Oh, I'm the parent, I know best. Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

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[voice over]
Narrator: And Michael had been getting along with his sister, Lindsay. This was unwelcome news to Lucille, who feared that this unity may be used against her.

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Lindsay Funke: Can't you come over and dustbuster or something?
Lupe: I no does Buster anymore!

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Tobias Fünke: [after Michael asks Tobias to buy a tape recorder to record conversations of himself speaking] You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?
Michael: Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.
Tobias Fünke: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.

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Narrator: [about the Motherboy dance] Motherboy was also the name of a heavy metal band that used to rock pretty hard during the '70s. We are legally obligated to make this distinction.

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Dave Attell: [discussing Tobias with Carl Weathers] Whoa, this guy's straight?
[holds up a pair of Tobias' cut-offs]
Dave Attell: Then, what am I wearing these for?

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Lucille: You know I always get this way around Motherboy.
Michael: Oh, God, it's Motherboy time already?
Lucille: Normally, I'd go with Buster but he doesnt want to go. But with you, I think I've got a shot.
Michael: Buster for the first time ever, doesnt want to do this?
Narrator: [voice over] Motherboy was the name of an annual dance promoting mother-son bonding. Lucille has gone with Buster over 30 times, and on many occasions, won cutest couple. But as one entered sexual maturity and the other one left it, it became increasingly difficult.
Lucille: [Buster and Lucille are getting their picture taken] I'm so hot.
Buster: If you were hot, mother, we would win!

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[Gotherella]

Michael: "I said cot."

[slizzelizzel]

"I don't think the people at the rehab clinic will like me checking her out to go to a bar."

[jjcourtright]

Michael: "I said cot." You'd do that to your brother?

[BAMSS04]

Lindsay: Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I'm calling it?
Michael: Soup?
Lindsay: Hot ham water


Michael: She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything.
Buster: (Chuckles.) Yeah. Mom's awesome. We should call her.


"I don’t know if that smell is you, the car, something you ate, or something you’re about to eat, but my God, you’re in a service business."
- Lindsay advises a taxi driver, "Charity Drive"

"Since when are you against leather?"
"Yeah, you’re not even a vegetarian."
"I’m not against the insides. People need meat to survive."
"You are aware that they don’t remove it from the cow surgically, right?"
- Maeby and Michael team up against Lindsay, "Storming The Castle"


[to George Michael] Publicist: Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie.
Narrator: Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth.


[after George Sr. has been handed a jail sentence] Michael: They're going to keep Dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out.
[silence amongst the family]
Michael: Also, I've been told that the company's expense accounts have been frozen...
[everyone gasps]
Michael: ...Interesting. I would have expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail."

Michael Bluth: Do you know what they do to people who commit treason?
George Sr.: First time!
Michael Bluth: I've never heard of a second.
George Sr.: I got the worst
[bleep]
George Sr.: -ing attorneys.

Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


Lucille: What's a Forget-Me-Now?
Gob: They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.
Tobias: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal.
Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.