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ShockerToys
01-21-2006, 12:14 AM
Shocker Toys acquires licensing rights for GWAR!

Buffalo, NY. – Shocker Toys announces they have acquired the rights to produce GWAR action figures in Shockini form and 6-8 inch fully sculpted figures. GWAR has been the most horrifying band since it's inception in the 80's, the present and ongoing. Oderus Urungus, Flattus Maximus, Beefcake the Mighty, Jizmak Da Gusha and Balsac the Jaws of Death will be featured in the set based off of their GWAR characters.

Under a license from GWAR, the GWAR action figures will retail for around $15 and will be available at specialty stores and mass retailers in Summer of 2006. Each figure will come with plenty of murderous accessories and a GWAR comic book for a little reading after dark! Also to be produced will be Shockini versions of GWAR shrunk down into 3 inch block figures they will kick the block figure world square in the blocks!

GWAR came to rock when their creator imprisoned them in an iceberg on the frozen continent of Antarctica. Millions of years later: 1980ish. Glam rock was at its peak, groups like Poison and Whitesnake were dominating the airwaves. They inspired a whole slew of new "hair spray" bands. But little did they know, all of that hair spray put a hole in the ozone - right above Antarctica! Soon the unfiltered gamma rays melted the iceberg and GWAR was free. Taught to use instruments by Sleazy P. Martini and learning the language from watching midget wrestling and MTV they soon became known as the greatest band in the Universe...

About GWAR
GWAR is a satirical thrash metal/punk band formed in 1985-1986 by a group of artists and musicians at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, Virginia. The band is perhaps best known for their elaborate sci-fi/horror film inspired costumes, raunchy lyrics, and graphic stage performances. For more info visit: http://www.gwar.net/

About Shocker Toys LLP
New York, Buffalo based Shocker Toys LLP, founded by Geoff Beckett in 1999 as a creative new product developer in the toy industry. This company is transforming itself into a fully functioning new force in the action figure business. The company’s current roster includes such lines as Toxic Avenger, Electrobyte Shockinis, AC Comics, Blue Water Productions, Arcana Studio, Bucky O’ Hare, Judge Dredd and their own new brands of customizable toys. For more info visit: http://www.shockertoys.com



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marksiwel
01-21-2006, 01:08 AM
I didnt think anyone would waste, plastic, time, or money on anything GWAR related. I would rather stick my crotch into a beltsander than buy a GWAR anything.

freetoaster
01-21-2006, 10:04 AM
What's wrong with Gwar ?

hoochghee
01-21-2006, 08:10 PM
whats right with GWAR??

marksiwel
01-21-2006, 09:03 PM
GWAR! Hoo God yeah, What is it good for!? Nothing! Say it again

acid_soda
01-22-2006, 01:38 AM
They should Make Primus action figures...

phit_demon
01-22-2006, 05:40 AM
GWAR! Hoo God yeah, What is it good for!? Nothing! Say it again
Take a bow sir, that was fried gold!

actualsize
01-22-2006, 08:17 PM
GWAR! Hoo God yeah, What is it good for!? Nothing! Say it again Ab-so-loot-ly nuthin'! Good Gawd...

actualsize
01-22-2006, 08:18 PM
They should Make Primus action figures... Yeah, that would be great. What would they do? Sit in a boat fishing and singing retarded sea shanties?

Sheriff
01-23-2006, 03:48 PM
Here I thought that someone spamming with a handle of 'ShockerToys' would be selling something totally different.

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"you play a mean guitar Marc it's too bad, YOU MUST DIE!"

jjcourtright
01-23-2006, 03:50 PM
Do I get a dollar for catching both references?

ozchick
01-23-2006, 09:55 PM
"you play a mean guitar Marc it's too bad, YOU MUST DIE!"

Hehe that's exactly what popped into my head when I first read that post!:D

ShockerToys
02-03-2006, 12:08 AM
http://www.action-figure.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=18989

thewyseone
02-06-2006, 12:55 PM
I didnt think anyone would waste, plastic, time, or money on anything GWAR related. I would rather stick my crotch into a beltsander than buy a GWAR anything.

nah you wouldnt get the chance to stick your crotch in a beltsander,GWAR would do it for you.thats why GWAR rules.MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i seen some of the prices for the figurines,they are too much for me. :eek:

ShockerToys
02-07-2006, 11:59 PM
yea those are not what we are making lol! We are making fully poseable kick your other 6-8 inch lines in crotch 7" figures! They will retail for around 15.95 and come with a ice base a 7" figure and a slave and accessories!

BAMSS04
02-08-2006, 02:46 AM
yea those are not what we are making lol! We are making fully poseable kick your other 6-8 inch lines in crotch 7" figures! They will retail for around 15.95 and come with a ice base a 7" figure and a slave and accessories!

Now, as perverted as I am.... I honestly don't think you have to be, to enjoy a good laugh from that post.

6-8 inch crotch figures

7 inch figure and a slave.

By-tor
02-08-2006, 02:50 AM
Anything that comes with an ice base can't be right. I mean that outta hurt, right?

ShockerToys
02-08-2006, 10:53 AM
well at least the ice is only up to their feet lol!

ShockerToys
03-01-2006, 11:26 PM
GWAR's Beefcake in Full
http://www.shockertoys.com/pics/06toyfair/gwarfront2small.jpg
GWAR from the birds view
http://www.shockertoys.com/pics/06toyfair/gwarbirdseyesmall.jpg
GWAR's Beefcake faceshot (makeup please)
http://www.shockertoys.com/pics/06toyfair/gwarfacesmall.jpg

JamesW
03-02-2006, 04:07 AM
Oh my god!!!! That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, die in a fire.

ShockerToys
03-03-2006, 03:35 PM
Fire is such a horrible way to die. But you won't see fire till we do Slymenstra!

acid_soda
03-09-2006, 01:55 AM
http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/reviews/orange_county/images/orange_county.jpg

when i was little, i used to be, like, a total Pyro...

Graceful17
03-09-2006, 01:59 AM
Lets all run around in our underwear and light schools on fire. Sounds like a plan to me.

ShockerToys
03-10-2006, 07:57 PM
Just make sure to have a GWAR action figure in your hand!

acid_soda
03-13-2006, 01:08 AM
Just make sure to have a GWAR action figure in your hand!

...why? is it highly flammable?

ShockerToys
03-14-2006, 01:31 AM
...why? is it highly flammable?

Nah but they will make you look cool!

TLS
03-14-2006, 04:06 PM
I still want a talking Meatwad doll.

ShockerToys
03-14-2006, 06:11 PM
Gotta first figure out how to get the license out of limbo. Palisades is gona and had the license. But GWAR would be great with meatwad....you could always use a real meatball and do a trick voice...........Meat Sandwich!

acid_soda
03-17-2006, 01:12 AM
I still want a talking Meatwad doll.

sounds interesting...but that would be kinda sweet if you could turn it into an igloo...a hot dog....and back again, too

TLS
03-17-2006, 12:04 PM
Yeah, you'd probably have to make it out of that floam stuff. Maybe shove the voice mechanism in some plastic thing so it won't get gooey, then perhaps put the voice box and floam all together in a movable plastic or nylon material with a face. Maybe the face should be changable like Mr. Potato Head's.

ShockerToys
03-21-2006, 06:30 PM
Gwar fighting with a Mr. Potato version of meatwad?

acid_soda
03-24-2006, 12:05 AM
Gwar fighting with a Mr. Potato version of meatwad?

Hmmm...What is..No?

ShockerToys
03-27-2006, 01:05 PM
Hmmm...What is..No?

GWAR a no no?
GWAR is a go go!

ShockerToys
03-30-2006, 11:17 PM
Or GWAR action figures are ahasdlkfhdsa

ShockerToys
06-12-2006, 07:44 PM
http://www.shockertoys.com/gwarorder.htm

JK
06-12-2006, 07:50 PM
No thanks, I'm spending my allowance on

http://www.cigarsforless.com/images/dbthumbs/dbimages/BACC-PANA.jpg

ShockerToys
06-27-2006, 03:03 PM
http://www.shockertoys.com/pics/BeefCakeRotation.jpg

By-tor
06-27-2006, 03:20 PM
Are those toenails, or did he drop some spam on his feet.

acid_soda
06-27-2006, 04:48 PM
http://www.shockertoys.com/pics/BeefCakeRotation.jpg

AYE...go away amigo...:mad: