Awesome!

[jjcourtright]

Hot sex cures common cold! (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/123102004.htm)

[JK]

I'm one healthy bastard...

[Dave]

I'll bet you were one sick sumbitch before your ol' lady came on over.

Incidentally, i saw where if you have a TV in your bedroom, it cuts down on sex by 50%. I'm throwing out all my TVs just to be on the safeside.

[TLS]

Hot sex cures common cold! (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/123102004.htm)
Just make sure the person with the runny nose isn't on top. ;)

[Zens7s]

I'll bet you were one sick sumbitch before your ol' lady came on over.

Incidentally, i saw where if you have a TV in your bedroom, it cuts down on sex by 50%. I'm throwing out all my TVs just to be on the safeside.
I saw that same news story, and for once I can see where a study makes sense. If you have something else to entertain you while in the bedroom you are less likely to talk to your partner. And when you are in bed and talking to your partner you are more likely to swipe a kiss or two...and then three...and then you wake up naked the next day but in a much better mood to go to work. Or at least that is what I hear. :)

I don't have a TV in my bedroom, and haven't for most of my life. Huh.

[Razorback]

Hot sex cures common cold! (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/123102004.htm)

No wonder I have been less sick lately...

[Zens7s]

No wonder I have been less sick lately...
Me too. Never felt better! Wait, you and I...are we...um...wow...this is wierd. I totally thought you were kidding when you said we knew each other from somewhere else. ;)

[Razorback]

Me too. Never felt better! Wait, you and I...are we...um...wow...this is wierd. I totally thought you were kidding when you said we knew each other from somewhere else. ;)

Oh damn... I swear, I meant to call you!

[BAMSS04]

Guys have a great new pick up line.

Women: *Cough*

Man: " Fighting a little cold, huh?"

Women: " Yeah, its been horrible."

Man: " I bet, you know I think I have something that could help you out."

[Zens7s]

Guys have a great new pick up line.

Women: *Cough*

Man: " Fighting a little cold, huh?"

Women: " Yeah, its been horrible."

Man: " I bet, you know I think I have something that could help you out."
Laides! If Bam offers you a "throat lozenge" just beware!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

What about the old Meat Thermometer?

[Zens7s]

What about the old Meat Thermometer?
Oh good lord, I love you to death, but that made me shiver.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

The kind of shivering you do with your toes curled?

[Zens7s]

The kind of shivering you do with your toes curled?
No, the other kind. But on that note, I hope your roomate doesn't come home right now. ;)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Neither do I. And that's not my belt.

[Zens7s]

Neither do I. And that's not my belt.
I physically could NOT stop laughing just now. I completely forgot about that part!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, I'm never going to forget that. That was the ego boost of the century.

[Zens7s]

Oh, I'm never going to forget that. That was the ego boost of the century.
I am pretty confident that I have NEVER turned that red, been that much at a loss for words, and laughing all at the same time. Totally caught off guard.

If I die get that quote made onto a black t-shirt and wear it to my funeral.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

If I die get that quote made onto a black t-shirt and wear it to my funeral.You think I haven't made that t-shirt already? Hell, I bought advertising space in the local paper. If I ever have kids, they're going to hear that story. I don't care how much therapy they are going to need afterwards.

[BAMSS04]

What about the old Meat Thermometer?

Ironically enough, I was just about put:


"Yeah I bet, you know I think I need to take your temperature."

I opted for the latter instead.

A perverted minds , how they think alike.

[acid_soda]

I have a cold now....

...and i think now i know why :(

[BAMSS04]

Ohhh, I'm going to have to refer you to another doctor. This is not my field.

*Paging*
Dr. Smurf, Dr. 7's, Dr. Ozchick, Dr. Karma, ( that's what happens when you disappear, you turn gay :) ) ,Dr. Fangirl, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Psyche, and other female doctors I might have forgotten about and am sorry about that. :o

Please report to the examining thread.

[Aaron]

*drops trou'*

The doctor is in!

[Zens7s]

*drops trou'*

The doctor is in!
[Dr. Seven comes into the room in a white lab coat and looks down at Aaron]

I see your problem. It was wise for you to follow the directions in the commericals for Cialis that say "If you have an erection for longer than seven hours call your medical professional." That looks painful.

[She turns around, writes something on the clipboard and takes off her coat, accidentally mistaking Aarons "member" for a coat hanger.]

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Where's Doctor Cox when we need him?

[Aaron]

[Dr. Seven comes into the room in a white lab coat and looks down at Aaron]
Nothing but a white lab coat?
because if so, I think I can tell you whats causing my problem right now...

[acid_soda]

*drops trou'*

The doctor is in!

ummm...could you just give me some NyQuil instead?

[Aaron]

ummm...could you just give me some NyQuil instead?
Yeah sure, its just at the end of this straw... ;)

[phit_demon]

Nothing but a white lab coat? I can tell you whats causing my problem right now...
Ummm, the thought of Zens in nothing but a lab-coat, haven't men been arrested for less?!!:)

[BAMSS04]

People get arrested by Zens for much less than thinking of her naked, she is into all that crazy stuff.

[acid_soda]

well Zenz had better put more on than just a lab coat...or she's gonna get a cold :D