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Robbo_the_Hood
10-27-2005, 05:42 PM
My girlfriend is being sent to New Orleans to help re-open the Borders there, but she'll be staying in Houston. Unfortunately, they aren't paying me to go with her, so she's going to be board, board, board. Provided I trust most people on the Shoot, anyone want to take her to a bar or something?
JaimePaulFalcon
10-27-2005, 06:37 PM
my advice is for her to check out the alamo draft house because most of these bars are overrun by redneck uh frat kids unless she comes down to rice village
Robbo_the_Hood
10-28-2005, 12:35 PM
You know, I figured you'd be the first to reply, so I am invoking the "First Responder Disqualified" Rule. Any other Texans close to Houston?
TLS
10-28-2005, 04:35 PM
Is she hot, cause I'll only take her out if she's hot?

I kid, I'm not that shallow. I'd take her out, hell I'd even send you pictures of the great time we'd be having, but (sigh) I don't qualify. Not a Houstonian. :(
Robbo_the_Hood
10-28-2005, 04:46 PM
Aren't there some resident Texans here? There has to be someone close to Houston.
TLS
10-28-2005, 04:54 PM
Maybe they all took Friday off?

They ran out of shirts for Hawaiian shirt day?
Robbo_the_Hood
10-28-2005, 04:56 PM
Where are all the Texicans? Is it Alamo Day or something?
TLS
10-28-2005, 04:58 PM
Is it free beer day?

No, no, they'd at least call if they were drinking.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-28-2005, 05:00 PM
I was going to ask if it was "Fuck Your Cattle" Day, but don't Texans just refer to that as the work week?
actualsize
10-28-2005, 05:01 PM
No, it's Friday afternoon so they've all left work early to get good seats for their local high school football games.
By-tor
10-28-2005, 05:16 PM
I'm here, I'm here. Sorry, I was out back fucking a cattle. Anyway, I'm in Waco, and most of you still don't understand how big Texas is. That's a 3-4 hour drive. Robbo, I'd love to entertain your girlfriend, but that's a damn long drive for drinks. I'm still at work. No Friday Night Lights for me tonite. Got a Halloween party at a buddy's loft in downtown Dallas tonite. The guy lives in the Davis Bldg. Apparently so does Owen Wilson, occasionally. My buddy has shared the elevator a few times with him. Says the guy seems nice enough. No uppity crap. Anyway, got a few sheep that need fucking before I leave for Big D. Have a good weekend.
Dave
10-28-2005, 05:20 PM
You know there is some thing you can do with Google Maps that lets you plot a bunch of address. We should have everyone plot their houses on it, so we can stalk each other much easier
Robbo_the_Hood
10-28-2005, 05:26 PM
I'm here, I'm here. Sorry, I was out back fucking a cattle. Anyway, I'm in Waco, and most of you still don't understand how big Texas is. That's a 3-4 hour drive. Robbo, I'd love to entertain your girlfriend, but that's a damn long drive for drinks. I'm still at work. No Friday Night Lights for me tonite. Got a Halloween party at a buddy's loft in downtown Dallas tonite. The guy lives in the Davis Bldg. Apparently so does Owen Wilson, occasionally. My buddy has shared the elevator a few times with him. Says the guy seems nice enough. No uppity crap. Anyway, got a few sheep that need fucking before I leave for Big D. Have a good weekend.Oh, it's just one ordinary state. It can't be that big.
By-tor
10-28-2005, 05:40 PM
Oh, it's just one ordinary state. It can't be that big.John Holmes of states.:eek:
Dave
10-28-2005, 05:50 PM
So here a link to the site i was talking about, but i'm too busy at work to set it up. Anyone want to handle this? (http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/showindex.do)
JaimePaulFalcon
10-28-2005, 07:08 PM
wow i didnt know owen lived there my girlfriend and i start living there come december
Zens7s
11-02-2005, 12:06 PM
I'm here, I'm here. Sorry, I was out back fucking a cattle. Anyway, I'm in Waco, and most of you still don't understand how big Texas is. That's a 3-4 hour drive. Robbo, I'd love to entertain your girlfriend, but that's a damn long drive for drinks. I'm still at work. No Friday Night Lights for me tonite. Got a Halloween party at a buddy's loft in downtown Dallas tonite. The guy lives in the Davis Bldg. Apparently so does Owen Wilson, occasionally. My buddy has shared the elevator a few times with him. Says the guy seems nice enough. No uppity crap. Anyway, got a few sheep that need fucking before I leave for Big D. Have a good weekend.
You are correct. Owen does have a place there. I should know this, because I just sold my loft in the building next door to Davis (though I never officially moved in) and bought my new one in F.W.

Hey Robbo...I would totally be happy to take her out, but Houston is three hours from here. You should have had her stay in the Big D area! I promise not to tell any stories that would embarrass you. ;)
Robbo_the_Hood
11-02-2005, 12:21 PM
Actually, her information got changed. She's now actually staying in the French Quarter, so she's not hopping back and forth.
Mighty Wingman
11-03-2005, 01:49 PM
My girlfriend is being sent to New Orleans to help re-open the Borders there, but she'll be staying in Houston. Unfortunately, they aren't paying me to go with her, so she's going to be board, board, board. Provided I trust most people on the Shoot, anyone want to take her to a bar or something?
I know I'm late , I'd have been happy to help of course but the fact is you don't want me anywhere near your girl... Or your sister ... or any other female relations.
Zens7s
11-03-2005, 02:46 PM
I know I'm late , I'd have been happy to help of course but the fact is you don't want me anywhere near your girl... Or your sister ... or any other female relations.
Trust me on this one. He's right.
actualsize
11-03-2005, 04:12 PM
So I see that you two DID go ahead and "get a room"...
Zens7s
11-03-2005, 04:55 PM
So I see that you two DID go ahead and "get a room"...
:D Nope. Not at all. But he got a room with the waitress, the bartendress, a girl from his apartment complex, and one former Supreme Court Justice nominee.

He's a stud.
Mighty Wingman
11-03-2005, 05:36 PM
You forgot the hairdresser and the Hooters girl. :)