Wierd Items for your Christmas List

[Zens7s]

I was doing my preliminary run through Amazon to figure out what kind of emotionless gift I would give the worker-bees this year. Behold, I came upon this...

I love the concept of anything that likes to tie more than one sin together. Heck, I don't even smoke and I want one.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00023DEJO.01-ABGCF24Q7S9IE._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Dave]

That's fantastic. It's the perfect Groomsman gift, too.

[jjcourtright]

I think I have three flasks at the house from various weddings that I've been involved in. Sadly, none of them hold my cigarettes. Happily, I don't smoke so it doesn't really matter.

[Zens7s]

I think I have three flasks at the house from various weddings that I've been involved in. Sadly, none of them hold my cigarettes. Happily, I don't smoke so it doesn't really matter.
I am thinking the secret compartment could hold other things too. Gum, drivers license, car door key...crack. You know, the essentials.

[Mighty Wingman]

Why not just get them a bottle of Scotch?

[acid_soda]

'Cause the cigarettes would get wet.

[Mighty Wingman]

Spiked cigarettes , mmmm.

[Zens7s]

Spiked cigarettes , mmmm.
I thought you were quitting, Constantine.

As for getting them a bottle of Scotch, I highly approve. In fact, for every bottle you give them, give me one.

[Zens7s]

Here is something I would like to have...a Swiss Army Knife with a 1 GB memory stick integrated.

http://www.swissarmy.com/images/ProductCatalog/vm_53996_sol_a02.jpg

[jjcourtright]

My dad would kill for that. I'm pretty sure that he's the only carpenter in the world who carries around a memory stick.

[Zens7s]

My dad would kill for that. I'm pretty sure that he's the only carpenter in the world who carries around a memory stick.
They have a lot of different sizes of it, going all the way up to the 1 gig. I have had the Cybertool for years and it's just invaluable (well, invaluable for a geek that is...)

The website for them is: http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/default.htm?category=multitools&

The smaller memory ones are pretty normal in price. I like the fact that the stick goes back into the protective cover. I carry a typical stick on my keys now and the cap comes off all the time.

[jjcourtright]

I thought that was just somebody's dream tool. Kickass, Dad is taken care of for Christmas.

[Zens7s]

I thought that was just somebody's dream tool. Kickass, Dad is taken care of for Christmas.
;) Glad to be of service!

[By-tor]

;) Glad to be of service!I need servicing, Zens. An oil and lube will be fine.:eek:

[Zens7s]

Another thing that I like...a solar phone charger for your IPod and mobile:

http://images.redenvelope.com/is/image/production/H05_174397_W?nanos=770&qlt=75,0&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.5,1.0,0.0,0&wid=250&hei=250

Also, last year I got my mom and best friend The Autobiography Box by Brian Bouldrey. It's a really cool way to help them write down stories about their lives. You never think how valuable this information is (espeically when you have kids) until you can't ask somebody any longer. Plus, it's fun for you to do as well.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0811826732.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,32,-59_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Zens7s]

I need servicing, Zens. An oil and lube will be fine.:eek:
Oil: http://www.schoolscience.co.uk/content/4/chemistry/petroleum/knowl/images/crude.jpg

Lube: http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/lube.jpg

Keep me posted on the progress.

[By-tor]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/lube.jpg
Exactly, I need my willi lubed.

[Dave]

Zens if you could stop by the whiskey store and pick me up something before going to By-tor's house...

http://boortz.com/images/funny/bunghole_liquors.jpg

[Zens7s]

Sure, but only if you promise to stop by and get your hair cut before I come. It's getting long...

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/best.jpg

[Mighty Wingman]

Sure, but only if you promise to stop by and get your hair cut before I come. It's getting long...

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/best.jpg
And I thought the massages at Sport Clips were nice...

[Zens7s]

And I thought the massages at Sport Clips were nice...
Well, if they can't satisfy you, I bet these people can...

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/for-sale.jpg

[Mighty Wingman]

That place looks kinda trashy. I'm concerned with sanitation.

[By-tor]

That place looks kinda trashy. I'm concerned with sanitation.Y'all don't pick-up there 'til Friday, right?

[Sheriff]

Com'on guys back on topic, er, more on topic. I want a $250,000 corporate credit card so I can do this:

Christmas gift (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/10/21/topless.tab.ap/index.html)

Read this while listening to Chris Rock's - No sex (in the Champagne room).

[Zens7s]

Com'on guys back on topic, er, more on topic. I want a $250,000 corporate credit card so I can do this:

Christmas gift (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/10/21/topless.tab.ap/index.html)

Read this while listening to Chris Rock's - No sex (in the Champagne room).
Isn't this great! We have been talking about it all week at work. What an idiot!

Most corporate credit cards are American Express, and they have no pre-set spending limit (although there are situations where they will call to verify a purchase if it is too large). We were all thinking of things to that would be so funny if they showed up on our expense forms.

I said I was going to hire a male escort service as a date to my company Christmas Party, then expense it and wait for them to complain. When they do I would say it's a corporate expense, because it was a corporate event. Of course I would list "Happy Ending" as a seperate line item for tax purposes.