everclear...

[JaimePaulFalcon]

burns quite a bit and this is pointless

[Dave]

never try to spike a watermelon with Everclear, it just melts the insides to pink slush, and that's no fun.

[Zens7s]

never try to spike a watermelon with Everclear, it just melts the insides to pink slush, and that's no fun.
I have tried this too, and it doesn't work. Yuck.

The concept of Everclear hurts my head right now. I am SO incredibly hungover.

[DangerSeeker]

And a new pasttime is invented: The DHO! Dialing Hung Over

[Zens7s]

And a new pasttime is invented: The DHO! Dialing Hung Over
HEE HEE! You like that? It was my contribution to our relationship.

[JaimePaulFalcon]

in the worst decision ever i decided to make an oj and everclear shot and set it on fire which means i burend my hair and my thumb


dont drink and burn

[facetoface]

Haha, everclear in jungle juice is one of the many rights of passage in college, especially for girls.

[Dave]

they actually used to sell something in the liquor stores around here called "Purple Passion", i believe, that was bottled Grape Soda/Kool-ade and Everclear. It even had the Everclear brand-name on the label. I wonder if they still make that....

[jjcourtright]

I think they do.

I made a huge "dumping Gatorade on the Coach"-sized batch of Purple Passion to take to a friend's wedding. The reception was in the gymnasium of the Catholic school run by the church in which they were married, so no alcohol was allowed. So while in my tuxedo getting ready for the wedding I made up a big ole batch o' the stuff and dispensed it from the front seat of my car. As you can imagine old "Buck" was quite the happening spot that day.

Unfortunately it led to the worst "Why did I get so drunk at 2:00 in the afternoon and not continue drinking" hangover of my life.

[By-tor]

they actually used to sell something in the liquor stores around here called "Purple Passion", i believe, that was bottled Grape Soda/Kool-ade and Everclear. It even had the Everclear brand-name on the label. I wonder if they still make that....Yeah, they sell it in 4 packs, and the ever popular liter-size. Tastes great. Less filling.

[jjcourtright]

I haven't seen it in a while, but I assume that is just a product of my maturing tastes in alcohol.

[Zens7s]

I remember drinking that. I can also remember drinking Nighttrain at a high school basketball game. Oh, and then there was the Kiwi Mad Dog incident during a Chubby Checker show.

Good times.

[jjcourtright]

I think that Sheriff has the best Mad Dog story. Chugged two bottles, some red flavor (they all taste the same anyways), in five minutes. Puked all over some girl's white carpet, and was pretty much worthless for the next three days.

[Sheriff]

One bottle in 3 minutes, one bottle in 37 seconds, both under 5 minutes. Worthless ever since!

Everclear is actually on the azeotrope for water/ethanol, so 95% alcohol, 5% water. They make 99.999% alcohol, but you need something like benzene for the other 0.001%, and that stuff does bad things to your body. A chemist friend of mine bought pure ethanol for a party once (dirt cheap, the taxes on regular ethanol make it really expensive). Not the denatured stuff that makes you blind (ethanol with methanol, which I have heard you can drink in moderation and the blindness will subside after a few days) but pure ethanol. Problem is that there was a trace amount of acetone in the mixture, he told me that it was the worst, and I mean worst hangover ever. No one that showed up to the party could do anything for the next 2 days.

[jjcourtright]

I'm glad I moved away from you when I did.

[FanGirl]

There is a place called Fat Tuesdays in the MGM in Vegas that makes for lack of a better word - alcohol slurpees. Some of these slurpees come with Everclear. You can also get Everclear jello shots. I highly recommend. The only problem (if you consider it a problem) is that you drink them too fast because they taste so damn good and not at all like alcohol. A few of us got pretty tipsy pretty fast and remember making really bad jokes about swapping the lions out with Detroit Lions. At the time it was hysterical, I can tell you that much.

[facetoface]

Does the brainfreeze from the slurpee numb your brain enough that you don't get a hangover the next day?

[By-tor]

There is a place called Fat Tuesdays in the MGM in Vegas that makes for lack of a better word - alcohol slurpees.Wingy, is there still a Fat Tuesdays on 6th. Street. The White Russian flavor is supreme. Chocolate shake drunk.

Edit:Insert White Russian joke here.

[JaimePaulFalcon]

get all the stuff for jello shots and pour it into as jell bean sheet

and bam jellobean shots
just hold under your tounge for 10 secs then swallow kinda like other things...

[Dave]

The last time i was in New Orleans for drunken weekend, we went into one of those Frozen Daquiri places like Fat Tuesdays, and ordered the Large Attitude Adjustment which is Everclear, 151, and some other stuff, and drank them on the cabride to the airport. We were so drunk by the time the plane was boarding, i was afraid they wouldn't allow us on... But good ol' Southwest, hurded us right to our seats.

[Zens7s]

No thread about Everclear can be complete without the lyrics to "Everclear" by Roger Creager. Especially one that can bring up waking up naked, Baptists, getting girls drunk to have sex with them, and John Wayne all at the same time.


Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.

In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89,
They had 4 fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food,
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good.
Well they never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work,
They had Grandma's doin' backflips, Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs,
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic,
That the baptists had ever thrown.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

When I'm drinkin' everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world,
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.

Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick,
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind,
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous; tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
It's the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

[jjcourtright]

There's a restaurant in Colorado called the Rio. They put Everclear in their margaritas instead of Tequila. They're how this happened:
http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v30/jjcourtright/f00d16e8.jpg

[Zens7s]

I still love that picture. Somehow you manage to look both cute and as if you have fully contemplated the meaning of life...all while having a puke spot on your shoulder.

I tell you this, I can't pull it off.

[Mighty Wingman]

Wingy, is there still a Fat Tuesdays on 6th. Street.
I don't know, too touristy and frat-boy infested for me these days.
When it was there , the live bands were always terrible.
Did you used play there ?
I still love that picture. Somehow you manage to look both cute and as if you have fully contemplated the meaning of life...all while having a puke spot on your shoulder.

I tell you this, I can't pull it off.
Luckily you can pull off other things, so no one notices the puke.

[By-tor]

When it was there , the live bands were always terrible.
Did you used play there ?Sorry bastard. And yeah, we played there about 6 years ago. Sumbitch.

[Bob Marley]

Man, you wanna talk about some alchohol poisoning? Talk everclear! That stuff is pretty good in the right amout of orange juice, though. My friend Tristan makes the best screwdrivers.

[Mighty Wingman]

Sorry bastard. And yeah, we played there about 6 years ago. Sumbitch.
Sorry man , I was kidding, I mean I had no idea. :confused:
That was a total shot in the dark.
I was there a couple times in '99 I don't remember the dates
I'm more of a Casino El Camino type 'o guy.
The Brown Room has a cool rockwall/waterfall.
In my more formidable days I used to like the Black Cat and EMOS alot.

But hey, their Jello shots were good.

[By-tor]

Sorry man , I was kidding, I mean I had no idea. :confused:
That was a total shot in the dark.
I was there a couple times in '99 I don't remember the dates
I'm more of a Casino El Camino type 'o guy.
The Brown Room has a cool rockwall/waterfall.
In my more formidable days I used to like the Black Cat and EMOS alot.

But hey, their Jello shots were good.We used to hang out at the Black Cat. Cool joint. FlameTrick Subs once a week. Love those Satan's Cheerleaders :eek: . EMOS is more suited for a younger crowd(but what club ain't for my old ass). My daughter frequents the place quite a bit. Lotta black attire.

[Mighty Wingman]

My daughter frequents the place quite a bit. Lotta black attire.
I know where I'm goin' on Friday night. What's her name again ?

[By-tor]

I know where I'm goin' on Friday night. What's her name again ?She was brought up a little better than having anything to do with the likes of you.:p

[Mighty Wingman]

Aw c'mon daddio , don't be a square.

[Zens7s]

She was brought up a little better than having anything to do with the likes of you.:p
I was also. It has done no good.

[Mighty Wingman]

Tee he hee . I'm irressitable. :)

[JaimePaulFalcon]

i'm in emos twice a month im the guy in all black with long hair wearing sunglasses drinking shiner that someone bought me oh an no dancing allowed

[By-tor]

i'm in emos twice a month im the guy in all black with long hair wearing sunglasses drinking shiner that someone bought me oh an no dancing allowedDid you make The Used show a few months back? We just moved my daughter into Jester the night they played. Drove by that nite and she freaked. And..uh..you'd be real easy to pick out of that crowd.:rolleyes:

[By-tor]

Tee he hee . I'm irressitable. :)Scoliosis?

[Mighty Wingman]

Nope. Sexylicious.