I cant sleep

[Aaron]

who wants to entertain me and play scrabble online or something?

[Razorback]

who wants to entertain me and play scrabble online or something?

I would, but I have known too many Irishmen. You cannot trust them with their spelling of things, like B-E-E-Y-U-R-R-E-H.

[Graceful17]

Sucks that you can't sleep... Go to www.shockwave.com they have some pretty awesome games there that keep me occupied!

[Aaron]

I would, but I have known too many Irishmen. You cannot trust them with their spelling of things, like B-E-E-Y-U-R-R-E-H.
:rolleyes:

Sucks that you can't sleep... Go to www.shockwave.com they have some pretty awesome games there that keep me occupied!
Cheers!
Got to sleep around 6am in the end which ended up in the beautiful result of sleeping through college
Atleast I still have time to go to a production meeting before going to work
Even when I'm being lazy I still have loads to do

[Zens7s]

In response to "I Can't Sleep"...here is "I Can't Sleep, Baby" by R Kelly.

Girl I must have been crazy
To say that it was over
I had to be a fool
To yell out we were through
And now I'm all alone
And feeling down and out baby
When I never
Meant for this to end
It was so so crazy of me
Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean
Well I'm sorry baby
Bring your lovin' back to me

[1] - I can't sleep babe
I can't think babe
I can't live babe
Without you in my life
I can't go on babe
This is my song baby
Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby
And I can't do nothin' if you're not around

Though I must admit
That things got out of hand
When you told me
That he was just a friend
I should of had my trust in you
From the very start darlin'
Cuz I never meant for this to end
How can we get it back again?
Oh sometimes a man can say things
That he really don't mean
Well I'm sorry baby
Bring your lovin' back to me

[Repeat 1]

Baby can we meet somewhere
And talk about it
Oh baby, can we work it out
I'm not gonna let you go my baby
Before I let you know that I

[Repeat 1 until fade]

[Aaron]

In response to "I Can't Sleep"...here is "I Can't Sleep, Baby" by R Kelly.
*falls asleep to unconventional lullaby*
next time I want a bedtime story

[Zens7s]

*falls asleep to unconventional lullaby*
next time I want a bedtime story
Once upon a time in a land far far away called Texas, there lived a girl who had a propensity for dating men that were considered "questionable choices."

This girl lived high in a 4th floor tower in the military defensive outpost called Fort Worth, which was expressly designed to protect the western portions of the kingdom from the province of Dallas. Dallas was a dark and dangerous place where the evil Yankees continue to influtrate and build their ranks...preparing to eventually take over Fort Worth and turn it into their own pleasure playground for plastic surgery princesses. The only thing holding back the invasion was the vast DFW airport, providing a seperation between the horse riding cowboys of one side, and the Mercedes driving captains of industry on the other.

One day, while the girl was sitting high in her 4th floor window brushing her hair and contemplating the next bad boy she might find, a man called up to her from the street. She was unable to see his face, but the drawl suggested he may be from the far-away, uncharted territory called West Texas. West Texas was a place that frightened the citizens of Fort Worth, but truly frightened the fragile nerves of Dallasites more.

It was belived that if you drove all the way across this territory, past Lubbock, that the world ended and you would just fall off flat into space. The only guideposts along the way were the occasionally eerie glowing lights on Friday nights, spaced about 20 miles apart, where large battles took place between young boys for the vicarious entertainment of the local folk.

"Howdy there", he said with a drawl so thick it made a girl think of bar-b-que sauce and red checkered tablecloths, "ya think you could come on down here and help a fella find a nice place to get somethin' to eat and maybe talk about how well Tech is doing this year after losin' so many seniors. WOO HOO! Go Red Raiders!"

Just then thirteen crimson and white clad masked men came pouring out of the ranch-themed Starbucks next door and tackled the man.

"We don't take kindly to no West Texas vagabonds comin' into our town and thinkin' they can flirt with our women. We are from the sacred tribe called the Aggies. We need at least 2 hours to plan, a ball of twine, a set of instructions, and a rousing rendition of the War Hymm to be sung before we can beat you up. Can you hold right here and we will be back in a bit to finish the job properly."

Well, as everybody knows, people from the far reaches of the world are a scappy sort...not the kind that hang around waiting until somebody announces them the winner winner of the chicken dinner.

So the maiden watched as her handsome potential bad boy took off his hat, winked at her, and jumped into his gleaming 2005 Ford F250 King Ranch Edition Ford and sped off in the direction of sunset and Weatherford.

Asleep yet?

[Razorback]

Asleep yet?

Even though I just woke up, I am now ready to go back to sleep.

[Omaru]

That story moved me

and I don't mean in that emotional way

I mean it in a way that physically gets me from sitting down to lying down on my bed

and I don't mean in that way whereby couples watch movies that areemotional and the guy totall has the girl make swweet love to him.

I mean in the way of sleeping

and I don't mean sleeping like I've been up 47 hours straight I can't keep my eyes open I'm going into a deep winter hibernation, someone wake me up when christmas comes or by smothering boobs in my face because I'm gonna drop for a ten count and a zillion more, but remember to poke me with a stick just to sure I'm not dead kind of sleeping

Oh wait, yeah I do.

[Zens7s]

See, and no one ever respects my ability to make a person....*yaaaaawwwwnnnn* sleepy. See, even I am sleepy.

Seriously, nobody spins a sleep inducing yarn like a narcopleptic. I do what I can. :D

[acid_soda]

kinda slightly off topic, but one of my friends told me that some corporate buildings aare now having sleep stations or something like that, becuause research shows that empoyees work better if they take a 20 minute nap or something. It sounds believable... Coffee helps only until a certain point.

[Aaron]

Once upon a time in a land far far away called Texas, there lived a girl who had a propensity for dating men that were considered "questionable choices." ...
Asleep yet?
zZzZz
*rolls over and clings onto Zens arm for comfort*
zZzZz
*drools*

[Zens7s]

kinda slightly off topic, but one of my friends told me that some corporate buildings aare now having sleep stations or something like that, becuause research shows that empoyees work better if they take a 20 minute nap or something. It sounds believable... Coffee helps only until a certain point.
I have a corporate sleep station. It's called the couch in my office...but according to my assistant I am "on a conference call and cannot be disturbed at this time".

I am usually pretty busy, but when I have too much downtime it makes me tired. I nod off for a bit.

I guess the people that suffer real nap problems are the cubical dwellers, because there isn't really anywhere to hide.

[jjcourtright]

My sister, prior to leaving her last job to start her internet business, left another job to start a business. Something having to do with circadian rhythms (http://healthlink.mcw.edu/article/922567322.html). Helping companies put in sleep stations, allowing people to work "off" schedules in order to maximize productivity. She parlayed it into a full time job with a company in Ireland. Right after her and Thor got all of their possesions sold up, she was told that the company had a hiring freeze and she would not have a job. They moved to Ireland anyway...at least for 8 months or so.

[Aaron]

They moved to Ireland anyway...at least for 8 months or so.
Huzzah!
Its nice to hear of Irish-American immigration the other way round for once :)

[Mighty Wingman]

But they came back, it wasn't as if they could actually live amongst you people.

[jjcourtright]

I believe that you meant to say "live amongst you little people."

[Mighty Wingman]

Oh J.J., there are no little people, only little parts.

[DangerSeeker]

Not all Irishmen have little parts. Just the sober ones.

[Aaron]

http://www.richardarthurbarry.com/A%20Tale%20Told%20By%20An%20Idiot-1.jpg
Are they done talking yet?

[Mighty Wingman]

Not all Irishmen have little parts. Just the sober ones.
Sober Irishmen? Yeah right.
Do you still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too ?

[By-tor]

Sober Irishmen? Yeah right.
Do you still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too ?No Zens in your stocking this year, young man.


P.S. But I can see you in a pair of Zens' fishnets. Scary.

[Zens7s]

No Zens in your stocking this year, young man.


P.S. But I can see you in a pair of Zens' fishnets. Scary.
Huh. In truth, I have fishnets and I really haven't been able to find them in a few weeks. That is a funny coincidence!

[Aaron]

Yes, thats right, its 8:04 am and I still cant sleep
Yay for insomnia!
But in my boredom, I did find this:

http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/freakytoilet.jpg

My stage fright would be ten times worse if I ever had to pee into this thing

[karmattack]

If that won't start fetishism, I don't know what will.

[Zens7s]

About three years ago Virgin Airlines got in trouble for trying to put urinals in the shape of their logo [the lips] in one of the terminals. People freaked out so they didn't go through with it.

[phit_demon]

Oh great, Yu-Gi-Oh has just come on the telly.
You know you've been up too long when kids shows start, and yet sleepiness eludes me still.:(

[By-tor]

Go back in the archives, and read some of my posts. The Sandman cometh.

[phit_demon]

Go back in the archives, and read some of my posts. The Sandman cometh.
Oh c'mon, they can't be that ba...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[phit_demon]

Yu-Gi-Oh has just come on the telly.
What the fudge is going on?! This gorram cartoon doesn't make any sense!!
I feel like Stan's parents watching an episode of Chinpokomon in Southpark. Am I just too old to appreciate it, or is it actually shit? Answers on a postcard.....

[By-tor]

The only Japanese cartoons I understand usually have genitalia involved. Wait, that's the only ones I watch. Nevermind.

[JK]

I found a picture of Chinpokoman but it keeps blowing itself out and only allowing a link... I was gonna be witty and cool... but now, I feel like a failure...


Not really, but I just wanted to share.


Think I'll go eat some cake and watch some X-files.

[phit_demon]

Screw this, one of the new/fake Transformers spin-offs have come on, the sun is coming up and my eyes are starting to hurt.
I'm gonna try to get some kip.
http://www.disney2go.disneyfansites.com/sleepy.jpg

[By-tor]

I found a picture of Chinpokoman but it keeps blowing itself..Yup, that Japenese anime porn rules.

[Aaron]

http://www.sucasamagazine.com/Summer_2002/images/SWS.jpg
Damn having a room-mate
Damn having to go to college in 4 hours
Damn my bed not being this big
Damn it all to hell!

[JaimePaulFalcon]

st. thomas a college not far from here has a major called irish studies

[phit_demon]

st. thomas a college not far from here has a major called irish studies
Must be a short course. A week, tops.

[Aaron]

Does this happen to be the lecturer?
http://www.adzstock.com/Upload/Stock/Previews/19010.jpg

[JaimePaulFalcon]

god i hope so and lets hope the only things needed ar a bottle of johnny walker and a shot glass

[phit_demon]

Does this happen to be the lecturer?
http://www.adzstock.com/Upload/Stock/Previews/19010.jpg

The river underneath the bridge he's sleeping on is the Lee in Cork.
I puked in it at on New Year's Eve '04.
Good times...

[By-tor]

And you wonder where the stereotyping comes from ;) .

Seriously, I love you guys. But is it okay for ya'll to rag on each other, whilst you take offense to a jab by RB.

It' kinda like mess with my sister, and I'll kill ya.

But, I can piss her off all I want.

Well, shit, if you got a sister, that analogy.....aww, fuck it.

[phit_demon]

is it okay for ya'll to rag on each other, whilst you take offense to a jab by RB.
I don't sweat it anymore. Didn't you hear? Razor was born on an icecube.;)

[By-tor]

I don't sweat it anymore. Didn't you hear? Razor was born on an icecube.;)Fight fire with fire. I heard Hetfield say that once. Or twice. \m/ \m/.

[Zens7s]

god i hope so and lets hope the only things needed ar a bottle of johnny walker and a shot glass
No Johnny. Go for The Balvenie - Single Barrel 15. It's my scotch of choice and the ONLY bottle in my home guests are not allowed to touch unless expressly invited.

http://www.thebalvenie.com/shop/img/single_barrel_15yo.gif

[jjcourtright]

You're going to be sorely disappointed while staying at my house.

[Aaron]

Seriously, I love you guys. But is it okay for ya'll to rag on each other, whilst you take offense to a jab by RB.
.
Us Irish just like a good fight
We're too rowdy for our own good
Someone mentioned at my birthday party that the tunes werent very good and look what it descended into...
http://www.travelgrenada.com/jab.JPG