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speilburgh
10-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Ok guys, So you are a fan of Mall Rats, Clerks, all of Kevin's stuff. K Listen I made a feature flick And want some feedback from you guys. I have the trailer up.. the film is called Speilburgh. And the humor is alot like Kevin's ya know.. a bunch of "dick and fart jokes" I'd really like to hear what you think. Does the movie look good? BAD? hit me with it. What would you do different ect.

We already won some awards.. at the New York independent film festival,(best feature comedy) and the Miami independent film festival. (Grand Jury award) So it should be worth checkin' out. here is the movie website. if you wanna see more stuff...http://www.speilburgh.com

and here is the link the the trailer page http://www.azmyth.com/trailerpark.htm This page has different options of file formats. Just choose the one you prefer.

Thanks guys. Just be honest. Try not to be too mean..

oh and if anyone one reads this we have NOT made a DEFINITE deal with a distributer yet.. so if you know anyone let em know. but for now.. just let me know what you think.
Razorback
10-10-2005, 02:23 PM
Spam Troll!
By-tor
10-10-2005, 03:15 PM
Just be honest. Try not to be too mean.Well RB, ya got all of that one.
Zens7s
10-10-2005, 03:31 PM
Ok guys, So you are a fan of Mall Rats, Clerks, all of Kevin's stuff. K Listen I made a feature flick And want some feedback from you guys. I have the trailer up.. the film is called Speilburgh. And the humor is alot like Kevin's ya know.. a bunch of "dick and fart jokes" I'd really like to hear what you think. Does the movie look good? BAD? hit me with it. What would you do different ect.

We already won some awards.. at the New York independent film festival,(best feature comedy) and the Miami independent film festival. (Grand Jury award) So it should be worth checkin' out. here is the movie website. if you wanna see more stuff...http://www.speilburgh.com

and here is the link the the trailer page http://www.azmyth.com/trailerpark.htm This page has different options of file formats. Just choose the one you prefer.

Thanks guys. Just be honest. Try not to be too mean..

oh and if anyone one reads this we have NOT made a DEFINITE deal with a distributer yet.. so if you know anyone let em know. but for now.. just let me know what you think.

I would recommend using a spell checker before you submit any proposals to "distributer"s.
Psyche
10-10-2005, 04:04 PM
hey look it's spam..delish
BAMSS04
10-10-2005, 04:24 PM
Ok guys, So you are a fan of Mall Rats, Clerks, all of Kevin's stuff. K Listen I made a feature flick And want some feedback from you guys. I have the trailer up.. the film is called Speilburgh. And the humor is alot like Kevin's ya know.. a bunch of "dick and fart jokes" I'd really like to hear what you think. Does the movie look good? BAD? hit me with it. What would you do different ect.

We already won some awards.. at the New York independent film festival,(best feature comedy) and the Miami independent film festival. (Grand Jury award) So it should be worth checkin' out. here is the movie website. if you wanna see more stuff...http://www.speilburgh.com

and here is the link the the trailer page http://www.azmyth.com/trailerpark.htm This page has different options of file formats. Just choose the one you prefer.

Thanks guys. Just be honest. Try not to be too mean..

oh and if anyone one reads this we have NOT made a DEFINITE deal with a distributer yet.. so if you know anyone let em know. but for now.. just let me know what you think.


Dear Spamer,
How are you? Thats cool. Me? You know how it is , so so I guess. Anyways, please don't spam our board. It gets us angry!


Thank you for keeping your cell clean.
I love you,

PooperShooter- BAMSS
Mighty Wingman
10-10-2005, 06:07 PM
Ok guys, So you are a fan of Mall Rats, Clerks, all of Kevin's stuff. K Listen I made a feature flick And want some feedback from you guys. I have the trailer up.. the film is called Speilburgh. And the humor is alot like Kevin's ya know.. a bunch of "dick and fart jokes" I'd really like to hear what you think. Does the movie look good? BAD? hit me with it. What would you do different ect.

We already won some awards.. at the New York independent film festival,(best feature comedy) and the Miami independent film festival. (Grand Jury award) So it should be worth checkin' out. here is the movie website. if you wanna see more stuff...http://www.speilburgh.com

and here is the link the the trailer page http://www.azmyth.com/trailerpark.htm This page has different options of file formats. Just choose the one you prefer.

Thanks guys. Just be honest. Try not to be too mean..

oh and if anyone one reads this we have NOT made a DEFINITE deal with a distributer yet.. so if you know anyone let em know. but for now.. just let me know what you think.

It looks pretty stupid , that doesn't mean it's not funny, Sometimes I like stupid funny. But I don't think I'd pay to see it.

And if you spent some time getting to know us -- rather than instaspam -- you'd likely get a warmer reception.
Aaron
10-11-2005, 09:28 AM
Feel free to join these beautiful ladies at the Chino Valley annual spam competition...
http://www.cvspringfest.com/photogallery/Spam%20Contest-Everyone%20Wins.jpg
speilburgh
10-11-2005, 10:17 AM
well i don't know why you say this is spam.. I really would like to have some of your input. Yes it is Stupid funny that's the kind of flick this is.

What is spam about what i said?

Do you think that I was just posting and not really meaning what I said?

Come on.. give a guy a chance.


oh Aaron, I never knew they actually had an annual Spam competition. lol
Aaron
10-11-2005, 10:27 AM
oh Aaron, I never knew they actually had an annual Spam competition. lol
I like to educate and amuse :)
speilburgh
10-11-2005, 10:35 AM
lol I guess you can say I learned something today. Spam Spam spam spam spammidy spam.... you ever see that monty python skit about spam?
ozchick
10-11-2005, 10:48 AM
Spam is when your first (and in most cases last) post is trying to sell us something. The better way to go would have been to register, partake in a few discussions, get to know the people here, before publicising your film.
speilburgh
10-11-2005, 11:19 AM
Yeah I know.. that would have been the best way to do that.. but I just wanted to lay it all on the line and say.. HEY this is me.. and perhaps I would be welcomed cause i have something to offer.

i read tons of posts cause it took like a week to get the final email.. so i could complete my registration.

Another guy made the example:

you wouldn't walk into a party ... with your (explitive deleted) hanging out.. and say hey ladies.. any one wanna (explitive deleted).

well, I'm always straght to the point... and i guess you can say i'm just letting it all hang out.

:)
By-tor
10-11-2005, 12:25 PM
... and i guess you can say i'm just letting it all hang out.

:)Jeezaloo, please put it back up.
freetoaster
10-11-2005, 12:42 PM
you wouldn't walk into a party ... with your (explitive deleted) hanging out.. :)

Is an explitive deleted soemthing like a penis-pump or erectile disfunction device ?

I don't think I would want to make too many people privy to that knowledge, if I had one, much less let it hang out at a party.
Zens7s
10-11-2005, 12:57 PM
Yeah I know.. that would have been the best way to do that.. but I just wanted to lay it all on the line and say.. HEY this is me.. and perhaps I would be welcomed cause i have something to offer.

i read tons of posts cause it took like a week to get the final email.. so i could complete my registration.

Another guy made the example:

you wouldn't walk into a party ... with your (explitive deleted) hanging out.. and say hey ladies.. any one wanna (explitive deleted).

well, I'm always straght to the point... and i guess you can say i'm just letting it all hang out.

:)Well, I may not want Amway right away, but I welcome you to our strange little corner of the world. Take your shoes off...no wait...PLEASE put them back on....and relax.

If you want a drink grab one and start a conversation with somebody. If you touch my scotch you are dead meat.

[Zen slaps him in the back, gives him a hearty smile, and leaves to socialize with the people double-dipping the Cheese Spread]
Dave
10-11-2005, 01:06 PM
Does it count as Double Dipping if you turn the chip around to the unbitten side before you dip? I'm saying it does not...
Zens7s
10-11-2005, 01:08 PM
Does it count as Double Dipping if you turn the chip around to the unbitten side before you dip? I'm saying it does not...
It does not in my world either.

I tend to break off the chip if I am in public. It depends on who I am double dipping with. I have friends I won't double dip with, because I know where their mouth has been. But I think it's really wierd to not double dip with someone that you make out with. Some people disagree with me on this point. They feel there is some wierd Chinese Wall between the act of kissing and the act of eating.
BAMSS04
10-11-2005, 01:23 PM
Yeah I know.. that would have been the best way to do that.. but I just wanted to lay it all on the line and say.. HEY this is me.. and perhaps I would be welcomed cause i have something to offer.

i read tons of posts cause it took like a week to get the final email.. so i could complete my registration.

Another guy made the example:

you wouldn't walk into a party ... with your (explitive deleted) hanging out.. and say hey ladies.. any one wanna (explitive deleted).

well, I'm always straght to the point... and i guess you can say i'm just letting it all hang out.

:)


Alright, since you seem like a nice guy I'll look at your movie. However if you go away in like two days and never return. I'm gonna be pissed off......

Ok here we go......


Not bad, there were a couple of questionable casting choices but whatever , you use what you can I guess.

Its not to horrible, a little bit of bad acting is ok.

So congrats on making a movie, and good luck with it.
Dave
10-11-2005, 01:31 PM
It does not in my world either.

I tend to break off the chip if I am in public. It depends on who I am double dipping with. I have friends I won't double dip with, because I know where their mouth has been. But I think it's really wierd to not double dip with someone that you make out with. Some people disagree with me on this point. They feel there is some wierd Chinese Wall between the act of kissing and the act of eating.


They are missing out on some fun mouth/fruit action then
Zens7s
10-11-2005, 01:40 PM
They are missing out on some fun mouth/fruit action then
See, you and I so often have similar thoughts.

Where is their spirit of 9 1/2 weeks adventure?
speilburgh
10-11-2005, 03:44 PM
Alright, since you seem like a nice guy I'll look at your movie. However if you go away in like two days and never return. I'm gonna be pissed off......

Ok here we go......


Not bad, there were a couple of questionable casting choices but whatever , you use what you can I guess.

Its not to horrible, a little bit of bad acting is ok.

So congrats on making a movie, and good luck with it.

LOL yeah without pointing out specific actors you are correct.. we had some 3rd choice people we had to use.. since the others dropped out last minute. yeah every person that rates the film or watches it.. says it has a good story, it's really funny, great sound and quality.. just the acting is pretty weak.. I agree with that. but it's a stupid comedy.. so hey.. whatever. I didn't think Clerks had the best acting all the time either.. but i still like it.

:) I'm not leaving any time soon. Thanks for watching it and letting me know what you think.
I really do appreciate your comments guys!
DangerSeeker
10-12-2005, 06:02 PM
Yes, why is not okay to double dip your chip, but your tongue is okay? I never got that. Also, if it's dark, does it really matter if it's above the shirt or inside the shirt touching? Pants I can understand, but shirt... really...

Oh, I'll check out the movie as soon as I can, doing some quick hit posting. You got our spam concerns and are being cool, so what the heck.
speilburgh
10-12-2005, 08:19 PM
cool thanks. Yeah i understand the spam deal... but i guess i just don't believe in small talk all the time.

I SAY: if you're hot... go ahead and double dip... if you're ugly as a dog.. i don't want you anyplace near the DIP.......

Oh hey guys (that watched the flick).. I think i'm gonna be gettin some good news here soon about it.. but I don't wann jinx it by sayin anything too specific. but I might have a distribution deal!!!! WHOOOOO HOOOOOO.

PARTY AT MY PLACE... but he who double dips gets his ass kicked. Unless she's hot.
Zens7s
10-12-2005, 08:31 PM
Yes, why is not okay to double dip your chip, but your tongue is okay? I never got that. Also, if it's dark, does it really matter if it's above the shirt or inside the shirt touching? Pants I can understand, but shirt... really...

Oh, I'll check out the movie as soon as I can, doing some quick hit posting. You got our spam concerns and are being cool, so what the heck.
Because under the shirt also means under the bra. The majority of bras are contructed so you can't really feel much touching while they are on...so if we can't feel it we can't get really turned on or feel guilty for letting you jump to second base.

Of course, I know many a man who has broke all the rules of baseball and tried to run directly from first to home. I have also known many a man who has attempted a sexual bunt, skipping over first entirely and going right for second...even if this means a sacrifice like getting slapped. It's always a bold move and a gamble, but occasionally it pays off in advancing the runner into scoring position.
DangerSeeker
10-13-2005, 02:29 PM
See, obviously it feels good making it around the bases, but I don't get trying to skip them unless you're an all-star and you know it's an easy win, the third base coach is pretty much waving you along. Frankly, I'm not competitive, so I enjoy just getting out there, knowing I'm on the field, getting to play the game.
speilburgh
10-14-2005, 10:48 AM
Playing is fun... How often does zen play by her self.... shhhh nevermind.. don't answer that ;)
Zens7s
10-14-2005, 03:04 PM
Playing is fun... How often does zen play by her self.... shhhh nevermind.. don't answer that ;)
As often as I get the chance! How can you ever learn to love anyone else, if ya' can't love yourself, son. ;)
jjcourtright
10-14-2005, 03:28 PM
Definitely K-mart.
DangerSeeker
10-14-2005, 04:01 PM
I don't love myself. I'm just using me for sex.
Mighty Wingman
10-14-2005, 04:32 PM
I tried that once .... But then you caught on.
Zens7s
10-14-2005, 06:33 PM
Definitely K-mart.
I wonder how many people got that. Damn genius it was.

10 min. to Wapner.
ozchick
10-15-2005, 07:17 AM
I got it. Yay for me! What do I win?

BTW: I'm definately not wearing any underwear ;)
speilburgh
10-16-2005, 01:23 AM
hot water burn baby.... hot water burn baby!!!!

i'm an excellent driver...
Mighty Wingman
10-16-2005, 02:11 PM
I got it. Yay for me! What do I win?

BTW: I'm definately not wearing any underwear ;)

K-mart sucks, Oz!

And I don't believe you I want to see pictures proving it.
ozchick
10-16-2005, 11:10 PM
Yeah... that's likely to never happen :D
Zens7s
10-17-2005, 11:06 AM
Yeah... that's likely to never happen :D
Hey, it wouldn't be the first time we saw naked pictures on this site. Granted, I missed the last round...but I think it's a good idea.

You first.

I totally swear I will do it after you. Swear.

[Hides fingers behind back]
phit_demon
10-17-2005, 11:29 AM
i'm an excellent driver...

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10101000/10101880.jpg

Defn'ly, defn'ly excellent driver.
speilburgh
10-17-2005, 09:47 PM
LOL... that's great..!!

235,489 total posts... yeah... definetly 235,489
ozchick
10-17-2005, 10:03 PM
Hey, it wouldn't be the first time we saw naked pictures on this site. Granted, I missed the last round...but I think it's a good idea.

You first.

I totally swear I will do it after you. Swear.

[Hides fingers behind back]

I'm not falling for that again!
Mighty Wingman
10-17-2005, 11:39 PM
Not even for a Klondike bar ?
ozchick
10-18-2005, 12:26 AM
Is that some kind of double entendre that I don't understand?
actualsize
10-18-2005, 01:29 AM
Is that some kind of double entendre that I don't understand?Cold and drippy qualifies as an entendre?
jjcourtright
10-18-2005, 04:28 PM
I'm not falling for that again!Again? How did I miss the first time?
Mighty Wingman
10-18-2005, 04:31 PM
Is that some kind of double entendre that I don't understand?
Me ? Entendre ? Never.
By-tor
10-18-2005, 04:36 PM
Me ? Entendre ? Never.TGIFridays is running a great special right now. Two appetizers, 2 desserts, and any 2 entendres for $21.99.
TLS
10-18-2005, 04:40 PM
It's a friggin' commercial.
speilburgh
10-19-2005, 07:46 PM
TGI Fridays has really good Honey Musterd Sauce.