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acid_soda

10-06-2005, 10:34 PM

The perfect gift!
Connect the dots to find what gift we should give General Zod today.
http://www.zod2008.com/kiddot.jpg

Fun with math
1. Mommy and Daddy did not give General Zod all of their worldly possessions, so they were sentenced to 5000 days in prison. How many years is this? (Hint: There are 365 days in a year)...

yes! just look at the kids' page!

actualsize

10-09-2005, 07:43 PM

We all knew this, but here is the confirmation...

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/walken.asp

Besides, I do not think he could have beaten General Zod.

Mighty Wingman

10-09-2005, 10:43 PM

Zod will have to deal with Kodo and Kang. Puny human.

psychofiend

10-10-2005, 08:28 AM

Mighty Wingman

10-10-2005, 08:31 AM

Personally I think that George Carlin should run for the 2008 election. His first point of action would be to tell George Bush to go fuck himself.
http://www.delafont.com/comedians/Comedian_Images/g-carlin2.jpg
C'mon psycho, Bush is way too busy fucking our economy, our judicial branch, and our foreign relations to have time for that.

psychofiend

10-10-2005, 08:36 AM

C'mon psycho, Bush is way too busy fucking our economy, our judicial branch, and our foreign relations to have time for that.
Bush can't run for the 2008 election, anyway. So he won't have to worry about it, other than the part where George carlin tells him "simon says go fuck yourself and get the fuck out of my office."

Robbo_the_Hood

10-10-2005, 09:56 AM

Personally I think that George Carlin should run for the 2008 election. His first point of action would be to tell George Bush to go fuck himself.
http://www.delafont.com/comedians/Comedian_Images/g-carlin2.jpg
Only if he makes all of his speaches as the Hippy-Dippy Weather Guy.

Aaron

10-10-2005, 10:01 AM

You think YOU'VE got issues?
This guy is leading my country
http://www.beerhunter.com/images/20000818-ahern.jpg
Can you guess which one?

TLS

10-10-2005, 10:19 AM

The one drinking Guinness?

Aaron

10-10-2005, 11:03 AM

The one drinking Guinness?
Unfortunately no, but maybe someday...

Mighty Wingman

10-10-2005, 05:23 PM

(Totally unrelated but not worthy of it's own thread. )

Did anyone else see U2 on Conan the other night ?

ILovePapaSmurf

10-10-2005, 05:29 PM

Wingman, it was classic.

Aaron

10-11-2005, 08:32 AM

(Totally unrelated but not worthy of it's own thread. )

Did anyone else see U2 on Conan the other night ?
nope, do tell me about it
Sometime last year they were on an English talk show and they spoke about how Adam Clayton was originally born in England
Bono turned around and gave a rousing "yeah, but they flew straight to Ireland cause its so much better!" completely forgetting where he was.
He looked to a silent crowd with these big puppy dog eyes and then sat down.

Zens7s

10-13-2005, 11:00 PM

Our next governor: http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/

Why the hell not?

http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/templates/kinky/images/main_pink_id.gif

Mighty Wingman

10-14-2005, 03:43 PM

nope, do tell me about it
Sometime last year they were on an English talk show and they spoke about how Adam Clayton was originally born in England
Bono turned around and gave a rousing "yeah, but they flew straight to Ireland cause its so much better!" completely forgetting where he was.
He looked to a silent crowd with these big puppy dog eyes and then sat down.
They hung out with Conan for the whole show, the opening monologue "the year 2000" skit ( Do you get Conan over there ?) and Performed 5 songs.
The best bit was where Bono was talking about How "In America you look up to that big house on the hill and say 'Someday that'll be me ' In Ireland you look up to that big house on the hill and say ' Someday, I'LL GET HIM!"

jjcourtright

10-14-2005, 03:50 PM

Conan still does the "In the year 2000" skit? I assumed that he had at least updated the year.

Mighty Wingman

10-14-2005, 03:59 PM

They bumped it up to 3000 for a while but decided that it sounded weird so they just went back to 2000.

Aaron

10-16-2005, 10:29 AM

They hung out with Conan for the whole show, the opening monologue "the year 2000" skit ( Do you get Conan over there ?) and Performed 5 songs.
The best bit was where Bono was talking about How "In America you look up to that big house on the hill and say 'Someday that'll be me ' In Ireland you look up to that big house on the hill and say ' Someday, I'LL GET HIM!"
cool, I ended up catching from the second last song onwards
(they show him here but its on a couple day delay)
and its quite true about his quote
I dont think I've ever heard anyone in my life say "I want to be in power"

Mighty Wingman

10-16-2005, 01:04 PM

Well you haven't been listening to JJ then.

jjcourtright

10-17-2005, 02:20 PM

What...I've never said those exact words...

Zens7s

10-17-2005, 02:27 PM

What...I've never said those exact words...
Well, it's good to see that you are already heading down the road of typical politician speak. ;)

Mighty Wingman

10-17-2005, 06:09 PM

Define Heading .

And what do you mean is ? What does the word "is" mean?

JaimePaulFalcon

10-17-2005, 11:11 PM

son of nic cage kneel before zod!

Zens7s

10-18-2005, 12:10 PM

Define Heading .

And what do you mean is ? What does the word "is" mean?
HEADING: What you call it when you are in the process of distributing "head". Which, consequently, is not an act that constitutes sexual relations.

Mighty Wingman

10-18-2005, 03:24 PM

That's just what you want us to think.

actualsize

10-18-2005, 11:30 PM

HEADING: What you call it when you are in the process of distributing "head". Which, consequently, is not an act that constitutes sexual relations.Riiiiight. And I suppose it's not CHEATING either if you* are "HEADING" someone other than your significant other?

*not you personally, but you in the rhetorically female sense. (well maybe not)

Zens7s

10-19-2005, 12:25 PM

Riiiiight. And I suppose it's not CHEATING either if you* are "HEADING" someone other than your significant other?

*not you personally, but you in the rhetorically female sense. (well maybe not)
Right. Because cheating only involves people other than me. I, as a politician, am a public figure and therefore I am held to less of a standard than other people.

Zens7s

10-19-2005, 01:13 PM

And to underline the point, here is the effect of such hair splitting...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2005-10-19-teens-technical-virginity_x.htm

jjcourtright

10-19-2005, 02:38 PM

That's the way I see it. I didn't give up my V-card the first time I got a BJ...

Mighty Wingman

10-19-2005, 02:48 PM

And to underline the point, here is the effect of such hair splitting...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2005-10-19-teens-technical-virginity_x.htm
From article: "You can have oral sex and be a virgin."
This actually does make for an interesting debate.

Zens7s

10-19-2005, 03:04 PM

From article: "You can have oral sex and be a virgin."
This actually does make for an interesting debate.
I consider loss of virginity as the standard scientific answer...if a penis enters a vagina (or the backdoor) then you had sex and are not a virgin anymore. I don't think the catholic schoolgirl clause of anal sex means I am still a virgin is valid.

I guess I don't really consider oral sex as a virginity loser either. Although I lost my virginity before giving oral sex...but not having received it. Huh.

It's a pickle!

Dave

10-19-2005, 03:37 PM

That's not a pickle dearheart.... This is why you got yourself into a trick in the first place.

By-tor

10-19-2005, 03:38 PM

It's a pickle!I'd hate to lose my virginity to a dill. A gherkin, maybe.

DangerSeeker

10-19-2005, 04:45 PM

I just consider it the first time you do something that could end up giving you a kid. Up da butt or in da mouf don't count for the big V. They can be done, and they can be done a lot, and you can be a he-whore or she-whore, but you'd still be a virgin whore. And that's far more embarrassing if you ask me.

cberquist

10-19-2005, 06:02 PM

I read about this at lunch today and think that:

1) If they are going to print stories like this with pictures of reserachers and up-in-arms parents, that they should at least try to find some that don't make me want to vomit when I see their picture in a story about Oral Sex. For Cryin out loud, some people read while they eat and this is a tremendous public safety risk.

2) Where were all of these 'Rainbow Party' girls when I was going to high school?

Dave

10-19-2005, 06:26 PM

2) Where were all of these 'Rainbow Party' girls when I was going to high school?

I'd like to know that too, probably with the stupid football team. Of course there weren't 'rainbow bands' back then, but we did have Swatch Guards.

JaimePaulFalcon

10-21-2005, 07:08 PM

I'd like to know that too, probably with the stupid football team. Of course there weren't 'rainbow bands' back then, but we did have Swatch Guards.

not everyone on the football teams in high school are stupid and not all of them get sex

Dave

10-23-2005, 10:34 PM

not everyone on the football teams in high school are stupid and not all of them get sex

yes, yes, i know. those guys are called the Team Statisticians...

I kid, I kid.... You obviously missed the entire point, Blue Falcon....