Dear John...

[Zens7s]

Having written a rather scathing Dear [Mr. X] letter recently, I was curious. How many of you have written a Dear John/Jane letter, or had one written to you?

It doesn't have to be directly an "I'm leaving"...I count them as "I've Left and Here is What a Jerk You Are" also.

In the spirit of my recent authorship I think we should make a group Dear John that can be cut and pasted for reuse at any given moment.

Here is our start:

Dear John/Jane -

I have given a great deal of thought to our situation, and I feel I must clarify what has gone horribly wrong between us...

[FanGirl]

Never either way, but I know someone who got dumped on AIM.

[Razorback]

I have never written one of those, and I don't think I ever received one. I have, however, received about half dozen "Why did you leave me?!" letters.

[FanGirl]

Letters from AOL don't count.

[Zens7s]

Oh my god, that had to be one of the funniest burns in a long time. Even RB had to chuckle at that.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

FanGirl is on fire today!

[Razorback]

Letters from AOL don't count.

I admit it, in the world of online dating, where two people cannot see each other, you rule.

[Mighty Wingman]

Having written a rather scathing Dear [Mr. X] letter recently, I was curious. How many of you have written a Dear John/Jane letter, or had one written to you?

It doesn't have to be directly an "I'm leaving"...I count them as "I've Left and Here is What a Jerk You Are" also.

In the spirit of my recent authorship I think we should make a group Dear John that can be cut and pasted for reuse at any given moment.

Here is our start:

Dear John/Jane -

I have given a great deal of thought to our situation, and I feel I must clarify what has gone horribly wrong between us...




The closest I ever came to something like that was writing a Top Ten list. "Top ten reasons Heather is undatable." I never sent it to her but read it for my friends who had been asking me to dump her since.. well, since the beginning.
10. One of her breasts is bigger than the other.
9. She drinks like a fish but vomits like a llama.
8. She's a Broncos fan.
7. She talks with her mouth full.
6. She ruined the ending of "The Sixth Sense" for me.
5. She slept with a guy named Clint and couldn't even remember it the next day.
4. She pretended to be asleep when Clint came banging on her door for 45 minutes, drunk off his ass and screaming her name at four o'clock in the morning.
3. She made me eat at Romano's Macaroni Grill.
2. She was kicked out of a bar and given a citation for lewd behavior, with some random guy.
And the #1 reason Heather is undatable : She'll screw your boss!

[Razorback]

Dear Wingy,

She remembered Clint. I guarantee it.

Love,

RB

[Dave]

i Heard that Heather was all about the Clint...

[Mighty Wingman]

Dave ,
You sir, are a cunning linguist.

Dear Wingy,

She remembered Clint. I guarantee it.

Love,

RB
Ya think so ?

[Peoria]

The last one I received went something like: The Peoria County Police Department requires that you keep a distance of at least 50 feet between yourself and ... :D

[freetoaster]

No letters either way. Something this much fun can only be done properly, in person.

[phit_demon]

Dear Mr Simpson STOP.
Your constant calls and letters are becoming a nuisance STOP.
If you do not cease I will be forced to pursue legal action STOP.
Signed Boris Karloff,
Hollywood,
California

[cberquist]

10. One of her breasts is bigger than the other.
5. She slept with a guy named Clint and couldn't even remember it the next day.
2. She was kicked out of a bar and given a citation for lewd behavior, with some random guy (named Clint).

Back when I was dating, these were qualities that made a girl very datable..

Of course, if my name was Chris it would have probably been a little different.

[Zens7s]

Back when I was dating, these were qualities that made a girl very datable..

Of course, if my name was Chris it would have probably been a little different.
For some reason that made me laugh out loud.

I just pictured you hearing some girl calling the name "Clint" and doing the YES for victory fist pump before running into the apartment.

[freetoaster]

I admit it, in the world of online dating, where two people cannot see each other, you rule.

You are officially Mike Damon, from here, on out.

[Razorback]

You are officially Mike Damon, from here, on out.

Yes, Mike Damon..... of course. How could I not be.

And you are John Houser. Always and forever.

[Zens7s]

Taking the lead from Chris, I have decided to do the Top Ten Reasons why the Bent-ster isn't dateable:

1. He is from Arkansas...home of 2.6 million people and 10 last names.
2. He took longer to get ready to go out than I did, and used more skin care products than me.
3. He had a wierd habit of picking a fight with me on every important holiday and disappearing in the car for long periods of time.
4. He said Yadda Yadda Yadda at least 500 times per day.
5. He got a one night stand pregnant right before we met.
6. He got me pregnant through the pill.
7. He didn't have the common decency to start selling that super sperm and buy me some pretty jewlery with the proceeds.
8. He was a cigar smoking, gin drinking, Armani suit wearing frat boy who really did judge people by how high the number was on the back of their Mercedes.
9. If you cooked dinner for him he would criticize everything about it, like a restaurant critic.
10. He only ever wanted [close your eyes JJ] relations when it was at night, in bed, after he had a shower. No mornings, no afternoons, no "movie got boring couch time" hookups, no goofing around on road trips. Nada. What the heck fun is that?

This is so theraputic!

[freetoaster]

We're still on for tonight, right?
http://www.vanrocks.com/images/billy.jpg

[Razorback]

We're still on for tonight, right?

Man, you have aged.... badly.

[ozchick]

3. He had a wierd habit of picking a fight with me on every important holiday and disappearing in the car for long periods of time.

What the hell is that about? Any chance he's married?

[Zens7s]

What the hell is that about? Any chance he's married?
You know, I would have thought that also. But no, positive he was not married. It was specifically the holidays that his family was in town...which was practically every holiday.

I would usually find him somewhere wierd, like McDonalds, or sitting in his car at the parking lot of a closed Target. I have yet to figure that out, unless his family gave him a nervous breakdown or something.

He also liked to pick wierd discussions for things that are important like birthdays. My birthday night last year he picked to unload all his psychological baggage information. His birthday became a dicussion on "where do you think we are going" with lots of staring and me stammering.

What a wierdy.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

5. He got a one night stand pregnant right before we met.
6. He got me pregnant through the pill.

It seems like Bently and Kevin Federline have a lot in common.

7. He didn't have the common decency to start selling that super sperm and buy me some pretty jewlery with the proceeds.

Well, if he did that out of a kind gesture and to fill his wallet, it could backfire on him. Child support baby and then no pretty jewlery for you.

I think a 'Dear John Letter' might be coming my way from the boy. Here's why:

* We recently had a talk about Penguins and how they travel so far to mate with thier one true love.

* I've asked him to consider moving in with me since I'm over at his house almost everyday.

* He agreed to marry me if he could sleep with other women until I'm 25... like that is going to happen. Marriage I mean.

* I kept making sexual comments to the men in Serenity and Jason Statham while watching Serenity and the Transporter at the drive-in.

and last,

* I make him watch Disney movies.

[By-tor]

Taking the lead from Chris, I have decided to do the Top Ten Reasons why the Bent-ster isn't dateable:

1. He is from Arkansas...home of 2.6 million people and 10 last names.
2. He took longer to get ready to go out than I did, and used more skin care products than me.
3. He had a wierd habit of picking a fight with me on every important holiday and disappearing in the car for long periods of time.
4. He said Yadda Yadda Yadda at least 500 times per day.
5. He got a one night stand pregnant right before we met.
6. He got me pregnant through the pill.
7. He didn't have the common decency to start selling that super sperm and buy me some pretty jewlery with the proceeds.
8. He was a cigar smoking, gin drinking, Armani suit wearing frat boy who really did judge people by how high the number was on the back of their Mercedes.
9. If you cooked dinner for him he would criticize everything about it, like a restaurant critic.
10. He only ever wanted [close your eyes JJ] relations when it was at night, in bed, after he had a shower. No mornings, no afternoons, no "movie got boring couch time" hookups, no goofing around on road trips. Nada. What the heck fun is that?

This is so theraputic!Jeezaloo, Zens, what the fuck attracted you to Sir Bent to begin with? His lightsaber must have been something special ;) . Seriously though, this guy just doesn't seem like your type(as if anyone could profile from our rantings :rolleyes: ). I'm glad things went south. You deserve better.

[Mighty Wingman]

Jeezaloo, Zens, what the fuck attracted you to Sir Bent to begin with? His lightsaber must have been something special ;) . Seriously though, this guy just doesn't seem like your type(as if anyone could profile from our rantings :rolleyes: ). I'm glad things went south. You deserve better.
That was a pretty good post , but instead of "you deserve better" you should've said, you deserve Wingman.

You're no Chuck Woolery.

[Razorback]

That was a pretty good post , but instead of "you deserve better" you should've said, you deserve Wingman.

I agree, she does deserve you.

[By-tor]

That was a pretty good post , but instead of "you deserve better" you should've said, you deserve Wingman.

You're no Chuck Woolery.Yeah, I'm more Gene Rayburn.

[Zens7s]

Jeezaloo, Zens, what the fuck attracted you to Sir Bent to begin with? His lightsaber must have been something special ;) . Seriously though, this guy just doesn't seem like your type(as if anyone could profile from our rantings :rolleyes: ). I'm glad things went south. You deserve better.
Well, I will say this...after a break up you never give the top ten of what was good about the person. He had some admirable qualities. In reality, he was a pretty good guy, for the most part, until the end. The...IMPLOSION!

In the sake of fairness I will provide the top 10 of what was good about him. This may take some thinking.

1. He was tall.
2. He was always well groomed, so I could take him anywhere and not have to say "Are you really going to wear that?" or "Is that even clean?"
3. We had matching music collections, so we didn't fight over what to listen to, or what concerts to attend.
4. He had impeccible manners professionally and socially.
5. He was fun to go out with, except on holidays. I could take him to a party, leave him to his own devices, and he was a self-sufficient socializer.
6. He was gracious and was the kind of guy who remembered to notice when I looked nice.
7. He was intelligent and highly educated. Holding a conversation with him was easy and rarely boring.
8. He didn't do very many things he left me out of. Rarely was there a "this is just a guy thing" time. In fact, he often wouldn't even think before bringing me somewhere and then realize that I was the only girlfriend/wife in the place.
9. He adored my cat, and the feeling was mutual.
10. UMMMM...did I mention he was tall? I have run out of things...

There is my attempt at being fair...the negatives I could go on and on, but there were some things I really did love that balanced that. Maybe sometimes I was attracted to him because he was the opposite of my ex-husband.

Of course, don't forget...I am a cigar smoking, scotch drinking, Armani suit wearing former sorority girl :) but I could care less how high the numbers are on the back of someones Mercedes. However, if they drive an classic Camaro I will cry.

[Razorback]

After that, I am sure Zens and I will never date. :D

[TLS]

but I could care less how high the numbers are on the back of someones Mercedes.
What numbers on a Mercedes? License plate numbers? Can't you just get a vanity plate with all nines?

Screw Merecedes. I hear they are used for taxis in Germany. Now the Nissan Pulsar, that's my kind of car. Sa'weet!

[Razorback]

What numbers on a Mercedes? License plate numbers? Can't you just get a vanity plate with all nines?

Screw Merecedes. I hear they are used for taxis in Germany. Now the Nissan Pulsar, that's my kind of car. Sa'weet!

Icelanders use them as taxis too.

[Zens7s]

What numbers on a Mercedes? License plate numbers? Can't you just get a vanity plate with all nines?

Screw Merecedes. I hear they are used for taxis in Germany. Now the Nissan Pulsar, that's my kind of car. Sa'weet!
Crash course in German Autos:
With Mercedes you can bascially tell their expense in relation to the other models by the letter and the number of the model. For example, my boss has an "S Class" S600 that is about $128K new. I have a friend who has a "C Class" C230 that is about $29K new. Pretty big difference.

BMW does the same thing with numbers...but they refer to them as "Series". They start at 3, then 5, 6, and 7. This is the exclusion of the "Z" series roadster.

This is important information for anyone who is looking to attempt grand theft auto or so you know who to door ding when you are having a really bad day.

I was giving my boss crap a while ago and told him that they should just put the price tag as the name of the model and simplify the process. A guy I work with just bought a Mazarati the other day that cost more than my loft. Then somebody in a Gremlin can plow into it. [Shakes head]

I love to look at other people's cars, but I have really stopped caring about my own as much. I love not having a car payment and would LOVE to keep it that way.

[Razorback]

Whenever people start talking about cars I get sleepy.

My brother starts babbling on and on sometimes about "The Z series of the blah blah class" and I just want to choke him.

I would rather drive a 1978 TA than a 2005 BMW ABC123 class.

[Zens7s]

Whenever people start talking about cars I get sleepy.

My brother starts babbling on and on sometimes about "The Z series of the blah blah class" and I just want to choke him.

I would rather drive a 1978 TA than a 2005 BMW ABC123 class.
I always preferred driving a 1985 IROC over any of the following options. Sniff Sniff. :(

[Razorback]

I always preferred driving a 1985 IROC over any of the following options. Sniff Sniff. :(

Hah! A group of my friends had '85 IROCs in cute colors. There was the 'Vette crew and the IROC crew. You know that the 'Vette guys mocked the IROC crew....

Damn, I am getting sleepy again!

[TLS]

I'm just mourning my old Nissan. Well, still..it's been a couple years. Still sits in my parents driveway. For sale to a good home only, in need of repairs, title totaled. :(

Back on topic. I dated a guy named John once. The bad out weighed the good so I had to leave him. He was a great person, just had some issues. My sister ran into him the other day and told me that his teeth are rotting out. If only he wasn't afraid of the dentist. Poor kid.
I didn't give him a letter though, nor did I receive one.

[FanGirl]

My boss has a 2005 Porsche Boxster convertible, but got it as an automatic. When he told me that I asked, "Doesn't that hurt the soul of the car?"

[Zens7s]

Hah! A group of my friends had '85 IROCs in cute colors. There was the 'Vette crew and the IROC crew. You know that the 'Vette guys mocked the IROC crew....

Damn, I am getting sleepy again!
Blue. It was a cute color.

Here is some excitement to really put you to sleep...I now drive a Diamante and a Dodge Ram. I sold the Beemer. At least with the second vehicle I met the requirment to move to Texas. I am pretty sure they made me drive it over the border to an inspection station before I was permitted to apply for a drivers license.

They also do a spot check Pee Wee Herman style where you are required to know what to do when ANYONE, ANYWHERE stops and sings...

The Stars at Night Are Big and Bright...

The first time I went to a Ranger game I was SO excited to find out that is what they do for the 7th inning stretch.

[Razorback]

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzZZzzzz...

[Zens7s]

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzZZzzzz...
Now you can't say that Pee Wee Herman puts you to sleep. You two have so much in common. Love of red bow ties...wacking off in theaters...:D

[freetoaster]

Whenever people start talking about cars I get sleepy.

My brother starts babbling on and on sometimes about "The Z series of the blah blah class" and I just want to choke him.

I would rather drive a 1978 TA than a 2005 BMW ABC123 class.

RB, you sound almost-human today.

[Zens7s]

RB, you sound almost-human today.
He is feeling better now that he has figured out we are a bad romantic attachment. Actually, now that I think about it...RB only is attracted to people who are not a good conventional romantic attachment.

Ok, so that theory didn't work for shit.

[Razorback]

He is feeling better now that he has figured out we are a bad romantic attachment. Actually, now that I think about it...RB only is attracted to people who are not a good conventional romantic attachment.

True.... I am certainly not the type of person who would ever say "I will only date someone who likes Star Wars and thinks the prequels rock!"

I would rather be with someone who hates Star Wars and thinks the prequels suck! ;)

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Dear RB,

I'm sorry to inform you that I have decided upon a couple viewings of 'Serenity' that it (Serenity) blows Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 out of the water.

*Smurfy*

[Razorback]

Dear RB,

I'm sorry to inform you that I have decided upon a couple viewings of 'Serenity' that it (Serenity) blows Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 out of the water.

*Smurfy*

Whatever you say.

[Dave]

This thread has gotten completely off track...

It's supposed to be about Dear John...
http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/59/dear_john.jpg

That Kirk sure was a rascal...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Whatever you say.

Awww, RB. I don't know if I like the way you 'gave up' so easily.

[Razorback]

Awww, RB. I don't know if I like the way you 'gave up' so easily.

I am over it.

[Zens7s]

I am over it.
[Said in a voice over commentators voice]

A smart move by Razorback ladies and gentlemen. He knows that Smurf will now bend over backwards to gain his attention in other ways, therefore giving him the feeling that he is in control again.

[Enter other commentator]
Your totally right Zen...RB's stats show a long history of enjoying intellectual and physical domination and he is a master at gaining the high ground. I think we are going to see more of these faux-retreats in the near future, thus bringing team smurf squarely into Razorback territory...

[Razorback]

Yeah, that's it.

[JK]

Having written a rather scathing Dear [Mr. X] letter recently, I was curious. How many of you have written a Dear John/Jane letter, or had one written to you?

It doesn't have to be directly an "I'm leaving"...I count them as "I've Left and Here is What a Jerk You Are" also.

In the spirit of my recent authorship I think we should make a group Dear John that can be cut and pasted for reuse at any given moment.

Here is our start:

Dear John/Jane -

I have given a great deal of thought to our situation, and I feel I must clarify what has gone horribly wrong between us...



I guess I've never been worthy of a "Dear John" letter- the last ex just moved a new guy in one night while I was work. He at least let me in to get the rest of my belongings...

...after I threatened to rip his tonsils out through his ass hole.

The girl before that stood me up for a date- when I called her house, her dad told me she had left that evening for San Antonio with her new husband...

...they met and got married that afternoon.

The girl before that was just a player- she called me to give her a lift home because she was sick. So I got her in bed, bought her juice and soup and all that shit. After she fell asleep, I was hanging out, smoking a cigarette in the kitchen when a key hit the lock- "Gary" had come back to get his shaving kit. And his condoms. Never spoke to her again.

But, seeing as how I was a cop at the time, I was able to get pictures of the two of them together and send them to Gary's wife.

The girl before that was actually a friend I wound up fooling around with one night after too many beers. She pretended for a week not to remember, then we did it again.

The next day she disappeared- with her girlfriend.

And the girl before that waited until I got home from boot camp with an engagement ring to introduce me to her new boyfriend.

I took the ring back and bought some high-performance parts for my truck.


I've never written a break-up letter. I've always confronted the girl face to face when I was the initiator. Come to think of it- I've only been the one initiating the break up one time- she had a big mouth and told a mutual friend how she was planning to cheat. I confronted her in front of all her firends and told her it was over. She immediately turned to the mutual friend and lost it. Every other time I was on the receiving end.

[Zens7s]

It's official. You have me beat. Wow - came home and she was married...HOLY SHIT DUDE! That is just cold. Did she get divorced right away? What kind of crazy chicks did you date that didn't appreciate you? I'll kill em I will!

As for me Dear Johning, this was one of the few times I wrote the letter instead of saying it out loud because I knew I would say things in anger that weren't right and I wanted to be sure we were 100% clear. I have written many letters that were never sent over the years.

I have had one written to me, by a guy I dated as a rebound from my first fiance, but the rebound was on and off for over a year. He sent my final kiss off letter to work via e-mail, and I suspect after reading certain things now that I kinda deserved it. I liked it so much that I printed it off, cut it out, and pasted it into my journal. Ahh, April 16th 1999 at 10:46 am was a rough one. And I wrote him a reply. What was his real first name? You guessed it...John :)

After re-reading it I am afraid that there is a disturbing trend in my past I never realized...I go out with men who are obsessed with their hair, or have abnormally good hair, or are abnormally vain.

Direct quote from the pasted Dear John letter...

...You would rather be fucking your reflection. I HAD A RELATIONSHIP with your hair for a year and a half. IF I needed to know where I stood that week I should have asked your hair but that is the only thing you care about and the only thing you have any connection with. I hope your hair will keep you good company for the rest of your life because no one else could ever put up with the shit that comes along with you. It is hair and unlike me it does not have a choice!"

Let it be noted that Wingman has disturbingly perfect hair. Seriously. I guess this means that I can't hang out with him anymore because I need to break this trend.

[Razorback]

After re-reading it I am afraid that there is a disturbing trend in my past I never realized...I go out with men who are obsessed with their hair, or have abnormally good hair, or are abnormally vain.

You know what they say about women who date men who are abnormally vain....

[Zens7s]

You know what they say about women who date men who are abnormally vain....
That they, themselves, may be abnormally vain?

Or do they say it's for insecure people who are looking to compensate for what they believe is a deficiency in themselves?

What is the assessment Dr. RB?

[Razorback]

That they, themselves, may be abnormally vain?

Or do they say it's for insecure people who are looking to compensate for what they believe is a deficiency in themselves?

What is the assessment Dr. RB?

Eggs atly.

[Zens7s]

Eggs atly.
So I am both. Abnormally vain and overly insecure. AWESOME!

[freetoaster]

Generic Letter #1: (alternate Jane/John as appropriate)

Dear Jane,

I truly care about you. That is one of the reasons this comes so hard. At this point, I don't think I know myself well enough to carry on with our relationship. I have become so lost in you, that my own identity has become unclear. There will never be anyone in my life that will take the place of you.

You are attractive, intelligent and fun to be with. When we first met I thought, this person is too good. How can I ever do what it takes to measure up? Truth is, I don't think I can. Now I find myself in doubt about most things. I hope you understand. I just have to separate myself from us for now.

It's just time for me to try and do something on my own.

I hope we can remain friends.

always,
John

Generic Letter #2.

Jane,

You are an ignorant slut. I wouldn't cross the street to piss on your head if it was on fire. Good luck with that.

John

[phit_demon]

This thread has gotten completely off track...

It's supposed to be about Dear John...
http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/59/dear_john.jpg

That Kirk sure was a rascal...

http://epguides.com/DearJohn/cast.jpg

I loved that show, it was a remake of a british sitcom...and it was better than the original.

[Razorback]

So I am both. Abnormally vain and overly insecure. AWESOME!

I feel ya.

[Mighty Wingman]

Let it be noted that Wingman has disturbingly perfect hair. Seriously. I guess this means that I can't hang out with him anymore because I need to break this trend.

Ya hear that ladies? I'm fair game . All ths perfectly good Wingman is going to waste .

I'm like Wolfbrand chili.
When was the last time you big, thick, hearty bowl of Wolf-brand-Wingman?..
Well that's too long.

I'm like Folgers coffee.
The best part of wakin' up...is Wingman in your cup.

[ozchick]

Ya hear that ladies? I'm fair game . All ths perfectly good Wingman is going to waste .

I'm like Wolfbrand chili.
When was the last time you big, thick, hearty bowl of Wolf-brand-Wingman?..
Well that's too long.

I'm like Folgers coffee.
The best part of wakin' up...is Wingman in your cup.

Finally! I'm in with a chance, right?

[Zens7s]

Finally! I'm in with a chance, right?
You always have a chance.

Of course, I had never pictured you lung-less before, but I think it will be a good look for you.

:)

[Zens7s]

Ya hear that ladies? I'm fair game . All ths perfectly good Wingman is going to waste .

I'm like Wolfbrand chili.
When was the last time you big, thick, hearty bowl of Wolf-brand-Wingman?..
Well that's too long.

I'm like Folgers coffee.
The best part of wakin' up...is Wingman in your cup.
Nope. I have determined that making the same mistake over and over again is all in good fun.

Look on the bright side...when we break up I can recycle the letter. I know you dirty Austin hippies love all forms of recycling. ;)

[ozchick]

You always have a chance.

Of course, I had never pictured you lung-less before, but I think it will be a good look for you.

:)

Walking away now....

[Zens7s]

Walking away now....
Wow Wingman...she gave you up easy! Just like that.

Come over here and let nice ol' Zen give you some comfort...

:D

[ozchick]

Well I'm a fan of my lungs, I plan on keeping my lungs, and I know I'm not worth it :D

[Mighty Wingman]

Nope. I have determined that making the same mistake over and over again is all in good fun.
Besides , Sweetness, you know I'm not that hung up about my hair anyway.
You've seen how much time I spend on it.

Look on the bright side...when we break up I can recycle the letter. I know you dirty Austin hippies love all forms of recycling. ;)
I'd like to think I'd be worthy of my own letter. Jeesh.

Wow Wingman...she gave you up easy! Just like that.

Come over here and let nice ol' Zen give you some comfort...

:D
Damn, not even any Jell-o wrestling. What a jip.

Well I'm a fan of my lungs, I plan on keeping my lungs, and I know I'm not worth it :D
Of course you are, and if I learned anything from the Crocadile Dundee movies there are lotsa places to hide in the Outback, And If I learned anything from the Outback Steakhouses , you guys make a pretty good steak even if you don't know what "medium well" means.

[ozchick]

And If I learned anything from the Outback Steakhouses , you guys make a pretty good steak even if you don't know what "medium well" means.

Sad but so farking true.

[Mighty Wingman]

Lucky for you, I'm a good cook and a good teacher.

[ozchick]

Is that an invitation?

[Mighty Wingman]

Standing...

[ozchick]

One powerball and I'm so there! :D

[Mighty Wingman]

Don't you ever get the urge to just sell all your worldly possesions and start over someplace new ?

Where's you sense of adventure?

[ozchick]

Actually yeah I do. Everyday when I drive past the road into the Airport I have to stop myself from driving in there. Unfortunately, even if I did that, your silly stringent working visa regulations would mean I'd have to find a sugar daddy to marry and live off within 90days.

Do you want to be my sugar daddy? ;)

[Mighty Wingman]

I got the sugar , not so sure about the daddy part.

[ozchick]

That's good enough for me! The daddy part is gross!

[Mighty Wingman]

That's why I put sugar on it, to make more palletable. :p

[ozchick]

And here I thought you were sweet enough :)

[By-tor]

That's why I put sugar on it, to make more palletable. :pWhy in the hell would anyone wanna stack freight on it?

[Psyche]

Having written a rather scathing Dear [Mr. X] letter recently, I was curious. How many of you have written a Dear John/Jane letter, or had one written to you?

It doesn't have to be directly an "I'm leaving"...I count them as "I've Left and Here is What a Jerk You Are" also.

In the spirit of my recent authorship I think we should make a group Dear John that can be cut and pasted for reuse at any given moment.

Here is our start:

Dear John/Jane -

I have given a great deal of thought to our situation, and I feel I must clarify what has gone horribly wrong between us...



i feel like i should write one of those to my husband when i leave..like let him go to work and leave him the letter lol since he works at night..but that would be bitchy =[ and i want an uncontested divorce Lol

[Zens7s]

i feel like i should write one of those to my husband when i leave..like let him go to work and leave him the letter lol since he works at night..but that would be bitchy =[ and i want an uncontested divorce Lol
I highly recommend writing it after the divorce. And once you write one sit on it for a month before sending. By the time you do at least you will be confident that you really meant every word and you get the closure you are looking for.

I actually never wrote one to my ex-husband. For as awful as he was during our divorce I didn't really say too much to him. Huh. Maybe I just didn't feel it would make any difference with him.

[Psyche]

I highly recommend writing it after the divorce. And once you write one sit on it for a month before sending. By the time you do at least you will be confident that you really meant every word and you get the closure you are looking for.

I actually never wrote one to my ex-husband. For as awful as he was during our divorce I didn't really say too much to him. Huh. Maybe I just didn't feel it would make any difference with him.


heh, I'd rather just give mine a dear john lecture a few days before I leave. and then file an uncontested divorce and be done with it

[Dave]

This Link (http://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com/?inc=5&news_id=6669) doesn't really fit this topic, but it kind of does. I've never heard of Chris Cagle, but i expect to see him soon on Maury Povich.

[jjcourtright]

Why the hell would he have posted that on his site? Baby and mother are healthy. Leave it at that.

[Razorback]

Why the hell would he have posted that on his site? Baby and mother are healthy. Leave it at that.

Maybe because the story already leaked that it wasn't his. (http://www.popularq.com/popular-surveys/393/Does_The_Baby_Really_Not_Belong_To_Chris_Cagle/google/)

[Zens7s]

Why the hell would he have posted that on his site? Baby and mother are healthy. Leave it at that.
It did leak out. He had been totally involved with the pregnancy and talked about publically with the media often about being excited for fatherhood, etc. His fans were following it...and then when she had the child it leaked out somehow that he had found out it wasn't his. He posted the reply later confirming it, but it had already been all over the country news.

When I heard about it I felt bad for the guy. How crappy would that be? You think you are going to be a dad, do the right thing and stay totally involved, and then OOPS! not yours! So embarrasing.

[jjcourtright]

Please tell me that the baby came out with a skin color different from both mommy and "daddy"...

[Razorback]

Please tell me that the baby came out with a skin color different from both mommy and "daddy"...

Yep. It was purple.

[jjcourtright]

Solid.....