Randomness...

[Tydyed Bandit]

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

Feel free to post ramdom things that do not deserve their own thread...

[Psyche]

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

Feel free to post ramdom things that do not deserve their own thread...


interesting.

[TLS]

Ooo, she fell alot longer the second time I watched it.

[KingBison]

That aint nothing, you guys should see me after 10 whiskey sours and a yager bomb!!

[Dave]

Ok, here is something totally random:
I pity the foo' who don't respect dey mother! (http://orange32.com/mother/)

[Tydyed Bandit]

Ooo, she fell alot longer the second time I watched it.

If she gets stuck, you can click on her with the mouse and get her off of the obstacle.


That aint nothing, you guys should see me after 10 whiskey sours and a yager bomb!!

1. It's Jagermeister, not yager.
2. Somehow, I doubt that you start falling down an endless shaft, filled with strange blue bubbles that you bash into uncontrollably.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I don't know if that's appalling or hilarious.

[Matthew]

Why do I keep expecting to see the M'Azing candy appear?

[Psyche]

now that I've gotten some sleep

http://anime.n2-network.com/pics/flash/Nanaca_Crash.swf

see how far you can hit the guy =D

[Dave]

that is bizarre.

[EoinDM]

yeh,really wierd...

[ratm1966]

now that I've gotten some sleep

http://anime.n2-network.com/pics/flash/Nanaca_Crash.swf

see how far you can hit the guy =D

2nd try was 615.55 meters

last try was 1559.54 meters

[Gotherella]

My daughter got over 3,000. I guess as long as she doesn't go out and try to nail people with her bike it's okay, right?

[R_U_18]

If it feels like more than two fingers...it's probably a penis.

[Peoria]

System overload... too much funnny random shit. Laugh my ass off. Keep it up.

[ozchick]

That's so weird I coulda sworn I'd already posted this but I'm obviously going bananas. Anyhoo I sucked at that game for a very long time, struggling to get over 300... then I got 1333 and now for my best score: (BTW Thanks Psyche - No way will I be getting any work done today!)

http://home.ripway.com/2005-3/276483/2009.JPG

[Peoria]

Haha, after about half an hour of interupted play, I finally broke 2000 and quit with a whopping 2319.48 meters or about 1.441258052970650395848246241947 miles.

[Psyche]

That's so weird I coulda sworn I'd already posted this but I'm obviously going bananas. Anyhoo I sucked at that game for a very long time, struggling to get over 300... then I got 1333 and now for my best score: (BTW Thanks Psyche - No way will I be getting any work done today!)

http://home.ripway.com/2005-3/276483/2009.JPG


hehe no problemo =D. I got this a while ago off another forum and I think my high score was like 15000 meters

another one that keeps me entertained is this :

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html

they say their high score is like 18k..i think mine is 32,000 my husband just deleted the screenshot i made with it =[

[acid_soda]

a couple of games that kill time...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bubbles.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/copter.php

both are very addictive!

[Omaru]

now that I've gotten some sleep

http://anime.n2-network.com/pics/flash/Nanaca_Crash.swf

see how far you can hit the guy =D

not even above 200 on my first go
second attempt: 2296.83, but to be fair I didn't hit many people because I was mostly airbourne

[Psyche]

not even above 200 on my first go
second attempt: 2296.83, but to be fair I didn't hit many people because I was mostly airbourne


that's ok..doesn't matter how many people you hit just how far you go

[Dave]

So can someone from the Chicago area explain this weirdness (http://www.orange32.com/grabowski/) to me?

[jjcourtright]

That's incredible.

[karmattack]

I need to beat something up now, or fix a car, or something.....anything to get my masculinity back.

[Dave]

That's incredible.

That's Incredible?

http://www.freewebz.com/johndavidson/thatspic.jpg

[Zens7s]

So can someone from the Chicago area explain this weirdness (http://www.orange32.com/grabowski/) to me?Well, it's either me or FanGirl who has to tackle this one. HEH! Tackle!

There was a time, we still are in this time, where Ditka could do no wrong in Chicago. Even a exercise video with girls in heels and a halter top.

Do any of you remember the "Super Bowl Shuffle"? Well I still have the 45 at home, but the video is the best. Nothing like watching Payton and The Fridge dance at the same time.

Click Here: http://www.webwaymonsters.com/85bears/shuffle.html

My favorite part...
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but, I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double,
To catch me doin' the Superbowl Shuffle.

[Dave]

So is that thing an exercise video? is it Ditka's answer to the Superbowl shuffle? It seems to be of that era...

[TLS]

Sorry to change the subject, but I didn't know where else to put this. Thought you all would enjoy this.
Happy Holidays!


http://members.cox.net/transam57/lights.wmv

[jjcourtright]

http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html

[Dave]

the guy who chases him down the street is classic goodness.

[jjcourtright]

Indeed!

10 characters, my ass!

[karmattack]

Wonder Showzen before it was Wonder Showzen. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html) Not for those who are easily offended, those who have weak constitutions, those with dial-up, or those who are live pigs.

[Dave]

Where can i find this Wonder Showzen, i've heard so much about? That Kid's Show was true random goodness.

[karmattack]

It's on MTV2.

[Dave]

which explains why i haven't seen it, don't have that channel.

[freetoaster]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/400/psst.jpg

[karmattack]

I'm not arguing that with you!

[phit_demon]

These disturbed me more than a little:

http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/archives/Gay%20Batman.jpg
http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-content/images/bat.jpghttp://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/NEWS/batman.jpg

Some things cannot be unseen...

[Zens7s]

EEW! That is a bad choice of coloring for that particular appendage. Nothing needs to make it look MORE purple.

[actualsize]

Buttman and Rapin'?

[By-tor]

EEW! That is a bad choice of coloring for that particular appendage. Nothing needs to make it look MORE purple.Poor girls, the talleywacker is gone. :(

[Dave]

Would you vote to replace Santa? Perhaps these campaign ads (http://www.wiggerl.com/ccr/) will convince you to.

[Dave]

Here's more randomness for your day (http://www.ycdtotv.com/episodes/index.html)

How about an entire episode of "You Can't Do that On Television"? what do you thinks in the burgers.....

[jjcourtright]

Anybody else find it random that bios of MLK, Dorothy Dandridge, Tina Turner, and Jack Johnson are "Similar Items" to Planet of the Apes (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=1596594)?

[FanGirl]

You guys have to check this out:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

You definately need sound. It's awesome. There is even an Arrested Development reference.

[slizzelizzel]

...wow

ten charachter shit...

[FanGirl]

It just gets stuck in your head, doesn't it?

[phit_demon]

You guys have to check this out:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

You definately need sound. It's awesome. There is even an Arrested Development reference.

Thanks a bunch, now I'm gonna whistling that all week!!:) Very cool though. Did that song exist before the animation, or was it made for it?

[FanGirl]

I read somewhere that the animator offered to animate the song for them. I'm going to check out the Lemon Demons website later and listen to their other stuff. It's just so damn catchy.

[actualsize]

You guys have to check this out:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

You definately need sound. It's awesome. There is even an Arrested Development reference.

I nominate that for an Oscar for Link of the Year.

Any other Movie PoopShoot Oscar categories suggestions out there?

[acid_soda]

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits)

[Jason_Brown]

There is even an Arrested Development reference.
Even better, there's a "Big Trouble in Little China" reference.
Thanks, FG. That was great.

[ratm1966]

So, why does everyone have to pick on Chuck Norris? He can't help it that he is the best actor to ever grace both the small and big screens. Hell, I don't think there is a better movie out there than his Missing In Action movies. And Walker: Texas Ranger, is there a better show than that? I think not.

[jjcourtright]

I'm pretty sure that this video (http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/live_action_punch_out/) answers the question of "Why was the internet created?"
Click the "funny recreation" link.

[Aaron]

Just putting this up, because it's late and it made me giggle...
http://fp.ignatz.plus.com/images/ambiguously%20gay%20duo.png

[acid_soda]

The Saturday Night Live version of that was frickin HILARIOUS!!!!

[slizzelizzel]

I believe that tha tis actually a comic-book version of the Saturday Night Live skit that was written by the same dude who did the Saturday TV Funhouse.


I have 8 watches, but can you tell me how many are fake?

[Dave]

David Hasselhoff proves once again he is our master (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE)

[Graceful17]

Last i heard about David Hasselhoff (and i do not hear of him often) was that he was making his very owe rap album. YAY *claps* *rolls eyes*

[Aaron]

David Hasselhoff proves once again he is our master (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE)
Busted a gut watching that
The Hoff needs to be a new hero, cuz those flying scenes.... I'd read THAT comicbook

[TLS]

Micheal. You left my lights on again, Micheal.

[jjcourtright]

Two things.

I love YouTube.

A couple of weeks ago we were playing Trivial Pursuit Pop Culture 2, somebody guessed David Hasselhoff, to which I responded, "Which once again proves my old theory, Germans love David Hasselhoff." To which everybody responded with blank stares...I gotta get new friends.

[Dave]

i loves me some Norm MacDonald, myself...

[FanGirl]

It's okay. I know the feeling. At least here we understand.

*breaks into song* Where everybody know your name...And there always glad you came....

[Dave]

Have you guys played that game Apples to Apples (http://www.gamesbyjames.biz/product_info.php/products_id/369?source=gaw&kw=apples-to-apples-ex) the wife and i played it with another few couples and had a fine time. Of course the copious amounts of wine we were drinking might have had something to do with that...

[jjcourtright]

We have not...and the description on Amazon makes it seem quite lame...but I'll take your word and give it a try.

On to more randomness (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8055405378594767052&q=football). Takes a while to get going, but the pay-off is worth it.

[BAMSS04]

By the way, has anyone noticed that there is always over 40 people viewing our board. I mean wow, these people so some research into our threads. They really pull out some of the most random stuff.

Just scroll through them sometime.

[Dave]

Well, like i said, it might have been the wine....

why is that video called football, when it's clearly soccer?

[By-tor]

By the way, has anyone noticed that there is always over 40 people viewing our board. I mean wow, these people so some research into our threads. They really pull out some of the most random stuff.

Just scroll through them sometime.I check 'em out on "Who's Online", sometimes. I even find myself clicking on something I've never read, and having a good laugh. Ya'll had some good times back in '03.

[FanGirl]

I've played apples to apples sober and while drinking. It is a lot of fun.

[phit_demon]

why is that video called football, when it's clearly soccer?
*sigh* You crazy yanks.;)
That's Ronaldinho btw. He is to soccer what Jordan was to basketball.

[Matthew]

*sigh* You crazy yanks.;)
That's Ronaldinho btw. He is to soccer what Jordan was to basketball.

Ronaldinho played High School soccer like William Jordan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0430221/)?

Ya, I know it was lame, but it is the best I could find...

[jjcourtright]

Chewy's Blog (http://huuuuuurrnnnnnnnnnnn.blogspot.com/)

[jjcourtright]

This (http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&call_pageid=971358637177&c=Article&cid=1138661412479) is rather strange. Make sure to go to the Citynoise website to see the pictures.

[Dave]

whoever that girl is in the white puffy vest, she's hot...

[jjcourtright]

She's the angry motorist's girlfriend. If you do a search for "Leah" on the picture page, you can find the courier's whole story.

[phit_demon]

Chewy's Blog (http://huuuuuurrnnnnnnnnnnn.blogspot.com/)
I thought it was Han who copped a feel. Obviously the trend caught on:
http://kickass-media.com/myspace/grop.jpg

[jjcourtright]

Has anybody posted a link to Brokeback to the Future? (http://www.youtube.com/w/Brokeback-to-the-Future?v=zfODSPIYwpQ&search=trailer%2C%20back%20to%20the%20future%2C%20 brokeback%20mountain)

[Gotherella]

Brilliant. Fekkin brilliant.

[JaimePaulFalcon]

I want to change my user name to either Orsen Swells or William Randolph Burst.

[Sheriff]

Four Fucking Words:

Snakes On A Plane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Plane)

Hugs and Kisses,

Sheriff

[FanGirl]

Do not kill me for posting this.

http://www.prosieben.de/games_handy/onlinegames/yetisports/games/popup_game_part10/game.php

You throw the sticks and the penguin jumps up. My record is 9.7. My friend's is 12.5.

[karmattack]

11.225

[FanGirl]

Just got 10.85. Is it me or do you really want to hit the penguin when he doesn't jump high enough?

[Graceful17]

I know this is kind of off the topic of penguins, but it is the random thread so i thought this was a good place to post the following.
I just really wanted to say how much i love this website... you guys are all like one big family and i think its great. Cheers!

[By-tor]

I know this is kind of off the topic of penguins, but it is the random thread so i thought this was a good place to post the following.
I just really wanted to say how much i love this website... you guys are all like one big family and i think its great. Cheers!You haven't witnessed the dysfunctional part of this big happy family. Hurry up, and wait. ;)

[Graceful17]

You haven't witnessed the dysfunctional part of this big happy family. Hurry up, and wait. ;)

Im looking forward to it. The dysfunctional part will be the best part! lol

[Aaron]

Canadians are so damn happy...

[Graceful17]

Canadians are so damn happy...

Im going to take that as a compliment... *looks around* lol

[Graceful17]

Its like the Arrogant Worms say, "Forgive Us We're Canadian."

[JaimePaulFalcon]

I hate you for that link.

[Aaron]

Its like the Arrogant Worms say, "Forgive Us We're Canadian."
Oh dont mind me, I'm just out of a year-long relationship with a montreal girl
I may shout bitter accusations at times
Try not to take offense by it



Ah vodka, it won't hurt or leave you... ever

[Graceful17]

I hate you for that link.

Why?

Oh dont mind me, I'm just out of a year-long relationship with a montreal girl
I may shout bitter accusations at times
Try not to take offense by it



Ah vodka, it won't hurt or leave you... ever

Bitterness excepted. lol :p You are also right... Vodka will never leave you.

[FanGirl]

Love Arrogant Worms. Love Moxy Fruvious.

[Zens7s]

I went to see the Dallas Symphony Orchestra do Star Wars last night. It was narrated by Anthony Daniels, what a total cutie. He had on a gold glitter jacket, which was highly appropriate.

Aside from the fact that I LOVED it, I had some very fun observations:

- I am confident that this is the first time I have seen a wookie getting a drink at the Myerson Hall bar.

- This is the first time I have been sitting near someone wearing a t-shirt, let alone one that ways "Han Shot First".

- This is the first time I have had to let someone slide a light saber under my seat

- This is the first time I have ever hear the crowd clap along, encouraged by the conductor

- This is the first time I have ever seen storm troopers doing a conga line in the aisle (this, hopefully, will be the last time I see such things)

Since I have permanent seats for the DSO I may be sad next time we go back to all mink coats, diamonds, and trophy wives. I say Bring on the People Dressed Like Ewoks! :D

[Dave]

- This is the first time I have had to let someone slide a light saber under my seat


Oh, please Zens, we know all about that "experimenting" you did back in college... :p

[Zens7s]

Oh, please Zens, we know all about that "experimenting" you did back in college... :p
Everybody has a sophmore year in college Dave. ;)

[slizzelizzel]

- This is the first time I have had to let someone slide a light saber under my seat

Then you have now, truly lived.

[Dave]

Headline of the Year!!! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4690892.stm)

[JK]

Headline of the Year!!! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4690892.stm)

Something fishy going on...

http://www.nndb.com/people/409/000022343/adclay-med.jpg
Ya snapperhead!




Completely irrelevant, but that's what came to mind.

[By-tor]

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

[Sheriff]

So I am watching Sport Center this morning and it is the Top 10 of the week.

Just to vent before I get to the goods, the top 3 were all basketball dunks. Now for me I think that the dunk is cool to watch but it has to be the highest percentage scoring method in all professional sports. I think number one was a guy dunking over a defender who was obviously trying to draw a foul and the play just ended up looking like the defender got totally crushed. To me, big fucking whoop, these guys are almost 7 feet tall, this is not something superhuman they are doing.

The number 4 play on the other hand woke me up and had me cheering. At the Pebble Beach Pro-Am, Bill Murry chips in a 90 footer for eagle. I am not a golf fan but seeing Carl Spackler make that shot had me shouting 'It's in the hole!' The odds against him hitting that are like 2,000 to 1. I mean come on, if that is not a number one on a top 10 what the hell is this world coming to.

[Graceful17]

You guys are all happy because your getting up into the thousands with your posts... hell im happy because i made it to 100 today. YAY

[Sheriff]

At that rate you will pass me by June.

[Sheriff]

Or maybe July. ;)

[Graceful17]

lol, definetly working on it :p

[slizzelizzel]

Woot!! I just reached Eleventy-Hundred posts.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

....and kept going!

[slizzelizzel]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/slizzelizzel/bizerkcat8888.gifI'm at a loss for words.

[Sheriff]

http://home.comcast.net/%7Esheriff37/wsb/media/683257/site1009.jpg


It snowed on Friday
my car made an ice flower
dirty and frozen

[slizzelizzel]

That's actually pretty friggen sweet.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5864097001633806354

[BAMSS04]

hehehehe... that was funny smurfy!

[slizzelizzel]

Is it wrong that I think it's hillarious that at work there's a group of 4 Irish foreign-exchange graduate students with extremely thick accents researching potatos for the Horticulture/Crop Science department?

[Aaron]

Is it wrong that I think it's hillarious that at work there's a group of 4 Irish foreign-exchange graduate students with extremely thick accents researching potatos for the Horticulture/Crop Science department?
How the fuck do you research a potato?
Bake one, much easier

[phit_demon]

Surely there are better ways of getting into showbusiness than this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/regurgitater.html).

[jjcourtright]

Live chat with Vanilla Ice (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2006/02/16/DI2006021601769.html)

[Dave]

That home boy eats spagetti with a spoon!

[karmattack]

That...boy eats...poon!
Sorry.

[slizzelizzel]

Sorry.

'Salright. You're keeping the true meaning of this thread alive.

I was checking out your Myspace Space and I found this particularly hilarious and terrible:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/norveganfirestorm/jesus_snickers.jpg



I also learned that I'm 97% Agnostic, 90% Buddhist, and 83% Satanistic.

If my life was a movie, it would apparently be a Cult Classic such as Office Space or The Big Lebowski. Sweet.

BTW--I like the embedded audio you chose...I have your page minimized to listen to it right now...

[Dave]

Sorry.


Don't be, that's some funny ass shite right there.

[Dave]

you guys remember this? (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zork)

I'm tempted to add to this. I might get eaten by a grue, but I would have been consumed for a worthy cause.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8787167598122974422

Poor Pikachu!

[psychofiend]

This is a random thing garunteed to make you go "awwww."
http://www.mindfully.org/GE/ANDi-Monkey-Business.jpg

[Graceful17]

AWWWW... you were right about that reaction!!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6149754563453670209

[ILovePapaSmurf]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9040537470156157550

[slizzelizzel]

This is a random thing garunteed to make you go "awwww."
http://www.mindfully.org/GE/ANDi-Monkey-Business.jpg

That made me go "Ewwww"

Why is he wearing nailpolish?

[phit_demon]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6149754563453670209
MORRRRRTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!!! Hee hee, laughed my ass off at that one.
God bless funny geeks with too much free time.:D

[BAMSS04]

http://media.putfile.com/yougotownedwmv

Yikes!

[FanGirl]

That reminds me of my friend Ace's high school football stories. One time as quarterback he got blitzed bad enough to knock his helmet off. He lay there on the ground not moving and asked his team "Is my helmet over there?" They replied "Yea." He asks "Is my head still in it?"

[Ismael]

Real life Transformer (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1661826/) (Sorry if this was already posted; goolge video does not work on my computer for some reason.)

[BAMSS04]

That reminds me of my friend Ace's high school football stories. One time as quarterback he got blitzed bad enough to knock his helmet off. He lay there on the ground not moving and asked his team "Is my helmet over there?" They replied "Yea." He asks "Is my head still in it?"

Oh, I have stories from my football days.

Only one really. I was usually the hitter not the guy getting hit.

Anyway, I get a illegal low block put on me ( yeah the ref threw a flag), and fall down. However, I was able to knock the ball out of the RB's hand and it lands right next to me as I am getting up. Needless to say, a pile forms and all I remember is waking up in the ER. I had a sever Concussion, I dislocated my shoulder, fractured my arm in three places, and slipped a disc in my back.

I was in the hospital for weeks. I can never play again. It is without a doubt, the only reason I am not playing now. Anyway, it was fun while it lasted.

[phit_demon]

I was in the hospital for weeks. I can never play again. It is without a doubt, the only reason I am not playing now. Anyway, it was fun while it lasted.
Up until recently I would have used this as a perfect excuse to say something like "That's what yis all get for playing American football instead of soccer" in a playful manner that thinly duisguised my sincerity;).
Then this happened to a Manchester United player, Alan Smith, last Saturday against Liverpool (the city where Beatles are made, for you yanks):
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41352000/jpg/_41352752_smithap270.jpg

The picture doesn't do the nastiness of the injury much justice, but if you use his right foot as a guideline for where the left one should be, you get the picture. Poor bastard's foot broke clean from the ankle, and he had untold ligament damage. The United physios are saying he may never play again.:(
So I guess as pussy and non-contact a sport soccer has become, it can still fuck you up.

[phit_demon]

http://www.doubleviking.com/wp-content/hilarity.gif

Picard's finally lost it.:D:D:D

[TLS]

Aw, come on Captian P. You know your guns are no match for the Truffle Shuffle. You gotta take him out, X-men style.

[jjcourtright]

A buddy skiing (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lhahm5ponK0). This buddy, the one next to Sheriff:
http://home.comcast.net/%7Esheriff37/wsb/media/683257/site1008.jpg

[FanGirl]

Ouch. It didn't look like he got hurt too bad.

[jjcourtright]

At the end he says, "I fucked my shoulder up."

He didn't mention any lingering pain in the email, so I'm guessing he's good.

[Zens7s]

At the end he says, "I fucked my shoulder up."

He didn't mention any lingering pain in the email, so I'm guessing he's good.
That guy is SO invited on my skiing trip...

[By-tor]

So I guess as pussy and non-contact a sport soccer has become, it can still fuck you up.Yup, soccer and falling on your ass in the shower could very well be the most injurious of sports, these days. :p

[Sheriff]

Ski trip?

Oh, oh, (raised hand with fingers frantically wiggling), pick me, pick me...

How do you think you are going to be able to ski after drinking at JJ's?



If you can find the time in your trip you should see Hells Belles (http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/11.29.01/hellsbelles-0148.html). They are THE show to see in Boulder, I never got AC/DC until I saw them. One of the funnest shows to see, ever. The chic that does Angus is crazy.

http://www.hellsbelles.info/rikkis%20pics/belles8.jpg

[psychofiend]

Am i the only one who thinks the chick with the guitar is attractive?

[slizzelizzel]

Blech...dred-locked white chicks....blech...

[Sheriff]

I had a funny feeling about that last post.

I got up from my computer, I wandered around my house, ate an apple, turned on the radio, turned it off, ditto with the TV, changed shirts, checked that my ID and credit cards were still in my wallet...







What was it?




I walked past a mirror, I caught my reflection, my eyes shot open.




The horror settled in.


I screamed.





I had just willingly volunteered to ski with a Texan. ;)

[Zens7s]

I walked past a mirror, I caught my reflection, my eyes shot open.

The horror settled in.

I screamed.

I had just willingly volunteered to ski with a Texan. ;)HA!! You knew you would succumb to the dark side of the force eventually.

My power is great.

And as for me being able to ski after JJ's...that is why I am not scheduled to ski until Sunday. ;)

[Aaron]

Am i the only one who thinks the chick with the guitar is attractive?
yes :)

[Dave]

It puts the lotion on it's skin (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23)

Get Me Out Of This Hole, You Bitch!

[FanGirl]

I like the song...

[Dave]

Could You Survive A Zombie Attack? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5349989821747660792)

[Zens7s]

Could You Survive A Zombie Attack? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5349989821747660792)
I scored a 73% and am an official survivor, which is good news.

[jjcourtright]

Ha, hah! 77%. I survived just a little bit better than you.

[karmattack]

I scored a 78% earlier. I didn't post it because I didn't want anyone begging for help, holding me back when the day comes.

I'm actually curious what made the 1% difference.

[jjcourtright]

Me and Dave tried to figure out what made our 3% difference...but gave up after three or so questions.

[FanGirl]

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 88%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

[karmattack]

Ash-hole. :)

[FanGirl]

You're so punny.

[Zens7s]

Ha, hah! 77%. I survived just a little bit better than you.
I would have scored higher, but I wasted points surviving your zombie surrounded butt on the roof.

[slizzelizzel]

I got a 79%, probably because I saved the first group on top of the building and threw weapons to the second group.

[FanGirl]

After discussion here at work and some tests, the most amount of points are if you save the first group and completely ignore the second. You don't want to toss them guns because you need as much as you can get. They are in dire straights.

The piratey thing to do would be to toss them a gun with a bullet for each person if the situation looked that dire.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I scored a 69 percent! Woot!

[ozchick]

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 78%!


phew!

[JK]

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 87%! You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.
http://is1.okcupid.com/mt_pics/773/773812361575599080/5349989821747660792-4.jpg






My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 98% on survivalpoints

Die, you brain-sucking bastadges!!!

[jjcourtright]

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 78%!


phew!There's no way that you would survive a zombie attack better than I. :mad:

[FanGirl]

It looks like JK and I are saving all your sorry asses.

[ozchick]

There's no way that you would survive a zombie attack better than I. :mad:

Dude, I've got skills you only dream about! ;)

[jjcourtright]

Pssshhh!

[jjcourtright]

This bike is a pipe bomb! (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/woub/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=885227)

[Zens7s]

Which character are you?

Fun from the Academy Awards Website: http://www.oscar.com/games/index.html

I am Mary Poppins. Essentally a good time, likes to drug up the kids, and trick other people into doing housework.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I'm Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny! Alright!

[jjcourtright]

I'm Maximus from Gladiator!

[JK]

Randle P. McMurphy...
http://www.gamehead.com.au/files/thumb/lrg_DVOFOTC.jpg

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Randle P. McMurphy...
http://www.gamehead.com.au/files/thumb/lrg_DVOFOTC.jpgThat's what I got too. Must not be too accurate.

[FanGirl]

I'm Whoopie Goldberg in Ghost? I demand a recount!

[karmattack]

I'm Atticus Finch from "To Kill A Mockingbird."

You're the father we all wish we'd had: gentle, kind, wise, and scrupulously honest. You're the pillar of the community and you know that backing down from a fight is sometimes better than going in swinging. You can't win them all, but you know you did the right thing.

[Dave]

Randle P. McMurphy...
http://www.gamehead.com.au/files/thumb/lrg_DVOFOTC.jpg


Me Three.

[ozchick]

I got Annie Hall

[slizzelizzel]

Marshal Will Kane from "High Noon".

[phit_demon]

Oh Dear.....I got Hannibal Lecter

"You enjoy the finer things in life: music, art, and of course haute cuisine.
Not to mention outwitting the puny minds of those who want to see you in a cage.
And as for that thing with the census taker, well, anyone who goes door to door is just taking their life in their hands, aren't they?

I don't get it, I didn't even pick the chianti!!

[Graceful17]

I am Clarice Starling from 'Silence of the Lambs.' Go figure! lol

[mrndevildog]

i hate clowns :rolleyes:

[Graceful17]

I havn't liked clowns since i watched the movie 'It,' doesn't help as a child when you see clowns at fairs smoking and swearing.

[jjcourtright]

I'm Atticus Finch from "To Kill A Mockingbird."

You're the father we all wish we'd had: gentle, kind, wise, and scrupulously honest. You're the pillar of the community and you know that backing down from a fight is sometimes better than going in swinging. You can't win them all, but you know you did the right thing. That seems to fit shockingly well.

[jjcourtright]

Mmmm...Cock soup.

http://time.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cocksoup.jpg

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Mmmm...Cock soup.

http://time.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cocksoup.jpgIf I knew it was going to be this kind of party...

[jjcourtright]

you woulda stuck your dick in the mashed potatoes?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

you woulda stuck your dick in the mashed potatoes?What?...No! Where the hell did you come up with that?

[jjcourtright]

Beastie Boys...

[Matthew]

I don't think he would have stuck his dick in a Beastie Boy either.

[Sheriff]

How does Robbo not know that line?

[Matthew]

Cause anyone with any musical taste do not listen to them or any other rap?

Just asking.

[Sheriff]

How can you answer a question with a question?

[Omaru]

I got 79% I saved the first group but completely ignored the second. I knew watching the remake of Dawn I was pretty much the handlerbar mall guy though he dies so thats a bad comparison.

[Matthew]

How can you answer a question with a question?

Why do you ask?

Where are the boobies?

[JaimePaulFalcon]

I found out that Whicita State uses the mascot name The Shockers. Which caused me to have a Scrubs like fantasy where large groups of Frat Boys were running to Lids to get that hat in white.

[Dave]

Pacman: Wife Beating Junkie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9_m_m8C-QA)

[ILovePapaSmurf]

That was so sweet.

[jjcourtright]

Seemed like a reasonable place to put this:
Blair gets snubbed by Radiohead while Bush only gets snubbed by Jessica Simpson (http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-w-bush/why-the-british-are-cooler-than-we-are-161971.php)

[Graceful17]

I finally got into the College i was waiting to hear from today. YAY :D :D

[phit_demon]

I finally got into the College i was waiting to hear from today. YAY :D :D
Congratulations, welcome to hell!!;)

[Dave]

I finally got into the College i was waiting to hear from today. YAY :D :D

congratulations. Remember not to schedule any classes before 10 am if you can help it.

[FanGirl]

I managed to never have a single class on a Friday. You too can achieve your dreams! Congrats!

[Graceful17]

congratulations. Remember not to schedule any classes before 10 am if you can help it.
LOL, i'll try and remember that. Thanks for the advice ;) haha

[Zens7s]

The boyfriend-unit has his final class for his MBA on Saturday this semester. Needless to say he has missed about half and shown up less than sober for 75% of the remainder.

[jjcourtright]

I managed to never have a single class on a Friday. You too can achieve your dreams! Congrats!My college doesn't even offer classes on Fridays anymore.

I had one early morning class during the semester that I was in Boulder. It was a math class for econ majors, so I saw no reason to regularly attend. I went to class one day expecting it to be test day. To my horror the teacher handed back tests that day. Easiest class I took that semester. Worst grade I got that semester.

You've been warned.

[ozchick]

I have a mid-semester exam this Friday 5-7pm... What a wanky bitch. Doesn't she realise that that's beer o'clock?

[phit_demon]

...What a wanky bitch.
I really not sure that means what you think it means...not where I'm from anyway.:eek:

[jjcourtright]

Come sunrise I'll be so intelligent that no cell will be able to hold me. (http://www.panandscan.com/news/show/Web_Video/Viral_Video:_Legendary_Jack_Black_TV_Pilot_Hits_We b/502)

[FanGirl]

I saw this a few years ago. Awesome. Just awesome.

[phit_demon]

I'm downloading it right now

[Graceful17]

I love writing. Writing is an amazing way to excape, especially when something is really bugging you. Filling a page full of thoughts and random words, just to clear your head... writing it down exactly how you see it in your mind. The page doesn't interupt you, talk back to you, or fight with you. Its complete and total freedom... so to speak. This was a random thing i thought i would share, its 12:20am, im tired and my mind is racing. YaY :cool:

[Dave]

You don't love spelling though, do you?

[jjcourtright]

The Tupac Shakur Records Release Act of 2006 (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?c109:1:./temp/~c109OHYYP9:e969:)

[Dave]

sponsored by the lady who punched a capitol cop.

[karmattack]

The Tupac Shakur Records Release Act of 2006 (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?c109:1:./temp/~c109OHYYP9:e969:)"Search results are only retainted for a limited amount of time..." :(

[Dave]

just type "Tupac" that's what i did.

[jjcourtright]

"Search results are only retainted for a limited amount of time..." :(That's stupid.

[acid_soda]

annoying... (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/annoying.php)

[phit_demon]

annoying... (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/annoying.php)
indeed...quite! And yet, it ain't leaving my head anytime soon.

[phit_demon]

Box For Sale (http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/8339/Man_Sells_Wife_s_Box_On_eBay)

[Zens7s]

Feeling a little cranky lately? Breasts a little tender? Wonder if you may be with child?

Take the free online pregnancy test: http://thepregnancytester.com/

[phit_demon]

Feeling a little cranky lately? Breasts a little tender? Wonder if you may be with child?

Take the free online pregnancy test: http://thepregnancytester.com/
The Governator is my baby-daddy!
http://thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=A.%20Schwarzenegger&NAME=Phit%20deMon&kn=Nathan%20Joseph%20Schwarzenegger&LBS=16&OZS=15

[jjcourtright]

New Ring Around Uranus is Blue (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060406/sc_nm/space_uranus_dc)

[Graceful17]

Can you pick a Serial Killer out of a crowd?

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

[Psyche]

how to eat spaghetti in a burqa

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=19991_The_Spaghetti-Burqa_Convergence&only

[mrndevildog]

I like Hamburgers

[jjcourtright]

how to eat spaghetti in a burqa

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=19991_The_Spaghetti-Burqa_Convergence&only I think I'd rather starve.

[FanGirl]

A must watch:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521

"What began as a friendly rivalry between two effects artists explodes off ... >all » TheForce.Net's FanFilms Forum and into the real world in a lightsaber battle royale.

Originally created for the forum's lightsaber choreography competition, this fight to the death will decide once and for all who is truly most skilled with a saber."

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Words cannot express how awesome that was!

[Razorback]

A must watch:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521

"What began as a friendly rivalry between two effects artists explodes off ... >all » TheForce.Net's FanFilms Forum and into the real world in a lightsaber battle royale.

Originally created for the forum's lightsaber choreography competition, this fight to the death will decide once and for all who is truly most skilled with a saber."

That is Ryan Wieber's work... while he was just a fan when he made that (I think in 2002) he ended up working for Lucas Arts. He worked on a few games, including Republic Commando, KOTOR 2 and the Episode 3 movie game. He was laid off last year (I think it was) during the big Lucas Arts change effort.

[phit_demon]

I've had that for about two years now, and I still watch it at least once a week.

[acid_soda]

ROFL Attack! (http://www.rofl.name/roflcopter/)

this game is really funny!

[Razorback]

I've had that for about two years now, and I still watch it at least once a week.

It was also linked in a MPS article:

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/gbu/51a.html

[phit_demon]

This a pretty good one too (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8672065830884811559&q=%20%20light+saber).
The soundtrack and camera work aren't as good, but the fighting kicks Ryan vs. Dorkman's ass!

[Razorback]

This a pretty good one too (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8672065830884811559&q=%20%20light+saber).
The soundtrack and camera work aren't as good, but the fighting kicks Ryan vs. Dorkman's ass!

First of all, those guys are martial artists, so they better be good. However, due to the poor editing, special effects, and music, I just don't find it all that interesting.

I have seen pretty much every single fan lightsaber fight ever created, and out of about 300, there are four good ones.

[Omaru]

well weiber can pretty much do some cool shit with a souble edged saber too, but during the pre-production of the video, it was decided that there would be nothing too gimmicky.

It's quit inspiring to watch, and has inspired me, I have the splinters in my hand to prove it ;) though I'm still very crap at this stage.

[FanGirl]

I am the crisis management floor leader at my work here on the 20th floor. What that means is I am trained to handle all the many crisises that could happen like injuries, fire, earthquake, etc. One of these responsiblities is having a walkie talkie at my desk and monitoring it in case anything is happening or if I need to report anything happening. So the following exchange actually word for word happened this morning:

Floor Leader 18 to Site Coordinator.

Site Coordinator here, go ahead.

Are we having a fire drill?

Negative.

So is the basement on fire then?

Negative.

Okay then.

Site Coordinator to Floor Leaders there is a false alarm in the basement.


Cracked me up. They way she asked if the basement was on fire was like she was asking if there was coffee in the kitchen. So funny. I just had to share.

[Dave]

Not only will you dig his style, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q) but the graphics are exceptional. Really.

[jjcourtright]

I'm blazed...

[Dave]

I thought you would be.

[jjcourtright]

Can you imagine what that guy is feeling now that he's psuedo-famous for doing something completely stupid?

[karmattack]

Not work-appropriate because of language but this guy will fill you with the spirit of God, motherfucker.

You know yo' ass is doomed! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Jq9sOkFNg&search=swearing%20preacher)

I'd be suprised if this preacher isn't from Flint.

[jjcourtright]

Repeat after me, bitch!

[jjcourtright]

NIV with a ribbon bookmark. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5267894961075966307)

[karmattack]

There's no way I can watch that all the way through. I wheezed and shut it off.

[Zens7s]

Today is Zen's Annual Field Trip to Buffet, where she puts on a coconut bra (which needs a t-shirt underneath because on her it looks like coconut pasties), grabs the rum, and heads out for 10+ hours of drinking with the Fort Worth Parrothead Club.

:D Rain or shine!

[jjcourtright]

"You don't have to spend the whole time listening to Jimmy Buffett do you?" is what I originally was going to type...then I realized that by "Buffet" you meant "Buffett."

I think we've been through this before but, I can't stand the man's music, nor his fans. I guess I have to add you to the list. http://mp-shoot.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Today is Zen's Annual Field Trip to Buffet, where she puts on a coconut bra (which needs a t-shirt underneath because on her it looks like coconut pasties), grabs the rum, and heads out for 10+ hours of drinking with the Fort Worth Parrothead Club.

:D Rain or shine!Stupid t-shirt, with its ruining imagery.

[phit_demon]

My new hero (http://mcrorie.net/)

[mrndevildog]

My new hero (http://mcrorie.net/)

Wow, that is pretty cool and strange that a guy found time to do that.
But incredible