View Full Version : Only 40 goats and 20 cows!?!?!?!
Bwahahahahah!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050727/ap_on_fe_st/kenya_clinton_dowry_2
acid_soda
07-27-2005, 09:18 PM
heh, vowing to remain single 'till he gets the girl's answer, now THAT'S dedication!
Psyche
07-27-2005, 10:05 PM
heh I read about that
acid_soda
07-27-2005, 10:09 PM
I wonder if he will ever be able to meet miss clinton...
Matthew
07-27-2005, 10:24 PM
Let's think about this for a minute....
What would YOU pay to marry Chelsea? 40 goats and 20 cows seems a little steep IMO.
Psyche
07-27-2005, 11:03 PM
Let's think about this for a minute....
What would YOU pay to marry Chelsea? 40 goats and 20 cows seems a little steep IMO.
no, I think that's a little steep for Hillary. Now Chelsea, I think that's just right
Droogan_Leader
07-27-2005, 11:15 PM
Bwahahahahah!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050727/ap_on_fe_st/kenya_clinton_dowry_2
That's rich, man.
Hey, where you been? You come out of hiding with your Yahoo News links!!
Razorback
07-28-2005, 01:46 AM
This is going to be the title of a movie some day, just wait.
Psyche
07-28-2005, 03:39 AM
This is going to be the title of a movie some day, just wait.
hey if they can make a good charlie and the chocolate factory remake anything is possible =D
EternalStrife
07-28-2005, 05:08 AM
This brings up an interesting question. What would you pay as dowry for someones hand in marriage? I know this is not the sort of tradition we might have in most western countries, but just out of curiousity......
This brings up an interesting question. What would you pay as dowry for someones hand in marriage? I know this is not the sort of tradition we might have in most western countries, but just out of curiousity......
I would give everything I have for my girl. Of course, we'd have to live with her parents afterwards...
On second thought...
Bwahahahahah!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050727/ap_on_fe_st/kenya_clinton_dowry_2
That photo of him and his daughter still cracks me up.
What would you pay as dowry for someones hand in marriage?
I'd give everything for my fiance, though I don't really care if we get married or not, as long as we are together it's cool. Material shit shouldn't matter when you love someone.
Matthew
07-28-2005, 08:40 AM
This brings up an interesting question. What would you pay as dowry for someones hand in marriage? I know this is not the sort of tradition we might have in most western countries, but just out of curiousity......
Well nothing, they would have to pay me!
I KID I KID
hmm, all depends on what I had. I would give enough for the family to realize that I have enough to take care of their daughter.
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20050722/capt.sge.ogh54.220705215021.photo00.photo.default-274x376.jpg?x=180&y=247&sig=2_Q2.kjA2EZCA.rVhBI6WA--
The caption says they are sharing "A moment" but it looks like they are bout to share more than that to me!!!
I thought that it was the lady's family who paid a dowery to the man. Speaking of which, i need to speak to my father in law....
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 12:00 PM
I bought him dinner. That should take care of it.
You gave him a meal, he gave you an extra special present....
Did all this happen after that "will you take me back, dinner"? You don't have to answer if'n you don't want to.
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 12:53 PM
You gave him a meal, he gave you an extra special present....
Did all this happen after that "will you take me back, dinner"? You don't have to answer if'n you don't want to.Actually, that is EXACTLY when it happened. Either that or the next night after my birthday party. I have already informed him that next year I recommend jewlery as a present.
It's tough, because we just get back together and this happens right away. Go figure!
jjcourtright
07-28-2005, 02:15 PM
Wasn't that like two weeks ago? How the hell could you even have thought that something was "amiss" yet?
acid_soda
07-28-2005, 02:33 PM
This brings up an interesting question. What would you pay as dowry for someones hand in marriage? I know this is not the sort of tradition we might have in most western countries, but just out of curiousity......
Love is priceless, so i wouln't pay a dime :D
Wasn't that like two weeks ago? How the hell could you even have thought that something was "amiss" yet?
Because it was all a trap set by the sexy Zen. He should have known something was up when the dinner was all oysters and ground Rhino horn.
I kid, i kid.
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 03:00 PM
Wasn't that like two weeks ago? How the hell could you even have thought that something was "amiss" yet?It was July 8th or 9th, so three weeks since conception...but medically I am one month along. I didn't even think anything was amiss. I had to go to the doctor for a blood test for my yearly medication checkup and Bingo! bomb drop. However, I was already late on the cycle and now you can tell with a test three to five days before you even start missing.
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 03:02 PM
Because it was all a trap set by the sexy Zen. He should have known something was up when the dinner was all oysters and ground Rhino horn.
I kid, i kid.Oh heck, I did better than that. I think it was the scotch and cigars after dinner that sealed the deal.
jjcourtright
07-28-2005, 03:04 PM
A Clinton fan is he...
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 03:07 PM
A Clinton fan is he...No. Even though he is from Arkansas. :)
Wait, I was also smoking a cigar. Maybe that was the unique variable that caused the chemical imbalance that caused this! hmmmmm....
Wait, I was also smoking a cigar. hmmmmm....
I've seen that on this here internets before, that's quite a talent, i'll bet you can get free tickets to the Clinton Library with that. :eek:
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 03:19 PM
I've seen that on this here internets before, that's quite a talent, i'll bet you can get free tickets to the Clinton Library with that. :eek:How do you think I met Bently? It wasn't my good looks and charming personality!
Speaking of the Clinton Library, have any of you seen it? It truly looks like a trailer on stilts.
http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2004/nov/clinton_library/library_200.jpg
http://www.forms-surfaces.com/projects/images/parks/clinton/CLIN_01P.jpg
you mean like this?
http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/Redneck/redneck14.jpg
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 03:25 PM
you mean like this?
Holy cow! That looks exactly like it! I can't believe they let the designer get that approved. It looks horrible. Like Arkansas doesn't have enough problems with their reputation.
Hey, are we playing you guys in college ball again this year?
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 03:29 PM
Sigh - http://www.nworbcire.com/latestUSquarter.jpg
jjcourtright
07-28-2005, 03:29 PM
How did Dave possibly come up with such a perfect picture of a trailer on stilts so quickly? He had to have had it on hand incase anbody ever posted a picture of the Clinton library.
Alabama has the same preseption problem...
Yep, Sept 24th in Tuscaloosa. I'll be there waiting for you atmy tailgate spot (http://www.angelfire.com/al4/bamatailgating/index.html) .
How did Dave possibly come up with such a perfect picture of a trailer on stilts so quickly? He had to have had it on hand incase anbody ever posted a picture of the Clinton library.
I just went outside and took a picture of my house, what are you guys talking bout?
KingBison
07-28-2005, 03:42 PM
Homeboy totally went to low, Shes a Clinton, not a whore! I would have given 40 cows, 10 hand axes, an AR-15, The skulls of my enemys, 3 huts, 4 wives for mr. Clinton, Some jambo root, and one of sexy Mercedes cabs you see in every third world country movie!! Now that dowery has chelsey written all over it.
This brings up an interesting question. What would you pay as dowry for someones hand in marriage? I know this is not the sort of tradition we might have in most western countries, but just out of curiousity......
What would I give to get married to my girl....Anything, Including my life!!! Shes totally worth it.
jjcourtright
07-28-2005, 03:54 PM
And to tie it all together:
A cigar bar is set to open on Clinton Avenue in Little Rock, near the William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Museum. The name of the operation, or so we read on the application filed with the Arkansas Secretary of State Business/Commercial Services: "Monica's on Clinton."
From the Washington Times (http://insider.washingtontimes.com/articles/normal.php?StoryID=20050727-115927-2624r)...although that single paragraph is all that's there, so I wouldn't even waste your time trying to dig further.
great googly moogly, but that's the best thing i've seen since the David Souter Hotel.
Zens7s
07-28-2005, 04:08 PM
Alabama has the same preseption problem...
Yep, Sept 24th in Tuscaloosa. I'll be there waiting for you atmy tailgate spot (http://www.angelfire.com/al4/bamatailgating/index.html) .I will have to see if we can get tickets. We have season for the home games, but not these. It's an 8 hour drive. That suprises me.
The Bama game was one of the only ones we missed last year.
Wooooooo PIGS! SUUEYYYYY!
http://www.villagephotos.com/image.asp?id_=10112998
Mighty Wingman
07-31-2005, 12:08 PM
That's the man we sold you to Chelsea, quit whining the Democratic party needs the money.
http://deseretnews.com/photos/a22chel.jpg
She's do-able. Though I wouldn't know how to begin to quantify her value in livestock.
Peoria
07-31-2005, 06:18 PM
She's do-able. Though I wouldn't know how to begin to quantify her value in livestock.
Ever the romantic, eh Wingman?
Mighty Wingman
07-31-2005, 10:23 PM
Ever the romantic, eh Wingman?
That's right . I put the "man" back in roMANce.
ratm1966
08-01-2005, 12:01 AM
I think you guys have the story all wrong. It wasn't that the guy was trying to buy Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage, it was that Bill was actually trying to sell off Hillary and he got caught. The whole Chelsea thingy was just a quick cover story he thought up.
I think you guys have the story all wrong. It wasn't that the guy was trying to buy Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage, it was that Bill was actually trying to sell off Hillary and he got caught. The whole Chelsea thingy was just a quick cover story he thought up.
So was Bill asking for the livestock or was he offering it himself as an incentive?
Bill would have to give up a hell of a lot more than 40 goats and 20 cows for me to take Hillary off his hands...
ratm1966
08-01-2005, 12:17 AM
So was Bill asking for the livestock or was he offering it himself as an incentive?
Bill would have to give up a hell of a lot more than 40 goats and 20 cows for me to take Hillary of his hands...
From what I heard, he was offering up the livestock as an incentive to try and get the guy to take Hillary off of his hands. I don't think the guy was going for it though when the reporter found them.
From what I heard, he was offering up the livestock as an incentive to try and get the guy to take Hillary off of his hands. I don't think the guy was going for it though when the reporter found them.
"I'll give you 40 goats and 20 cows- it's a whole herd! Just take her!"
"Fuck the herd... I want Montana."
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