Comic ?'s

[marksiwel]

SPOILERS AHEAD! BE WARNED!
Seeing as I "Aint got no money" would someone fill me in on some comic stuff I've been missing.

So in Batman who is Hush Supposed to be? That Thomas guy? or someone else?

Lex Luthor President! WTF!?! I was reading Superman/Batman and Lex is Prez? When did that happen, how did that happen?

Whats going on the GL (not LUCAS!) Hal Jordon was taken over by a yellow energy demon and thats why he went nuts?

Whats going on with the whole 'Crisis? Batman Brain washed, random wife lady dead, villans get mind wiped.

So there are Two Marvel universes now? One where everything is re-evented (sorta like heroes reborn Waaaaaay back in the 90's) and its sorta like the movie version of marvel comics? is that correct fill me in.

IS Spawn even around anymore (please say no)

Answer my Questions dammit!

[Ryall]

SPOILERS AHEAD! BE WARNED!
Seeing as I "Aint got no money" would someone fill me in on some comic stuff I've been missing.

So in Batman who is Hush Supposed to be? That Thomas guy? or someone else?

He's actually the guy who knocked up Zens. And also some friend of Batman's named Deus Ex Machina Jones.

Lex Luthor President! WTF!?! I was reading Superman/Batman and Lex is Prez? When did that happen, how did that happen?

Blame Ohio, man.

Whats going on the GL (not LUCAS!) Hal Jordon was taken over by a yellow energy demon and thats why he went nuts?

Er, yeah. Obviously. Or something. The villain's name is Retcon.

Whats going on with the whole 'Crisis? Batman Brain washed, random wife lady dead, villans get mind wiped.

Sounds like you're as caught up as DC's editors, actually.

So there are Two Marvel universes now? One where everything is re-evented (sorta like heroes reborn Waaaaaay back in the 90's) and its sorta like the movie version of marvel comics? is that correct fill me in.

Except for the Ultimate version of the Hulk--he denies all relation to the movie Hulk. Ultimate Marvel U is like the "extreme" M.U., for the kidz who like the Mountain Dew and the X Games. It's, like, wild and shit. Except that it's not. But at least there's no Ultimate House of M, which is good news.

IS Spawn even around anymore (please say no)

No. Only that's a lie, he is. But no one knows it.

You didn't mention one IDW book, you disloyal bastard. From now on, I refer to you as this board's Jude Law. I leave you alone for 5 minutes in a comic shop...

[By-tor]

He's actually the guy who knocked up Zens. And also some friend of Batman's named Deus Ex Machina Jones.
**points out monitor to wife**

Told ya, it woudn't me, bitch.

[Matthew]

Now THAT was funny!

[jjcourtright]

From now on, I refer to you as this board's Jude Law.Please tell me that you can permanently change his title to Jude Law! If not...then what good is your power.

[KingBison]

Speaking of Titles, I want a custom title, who I gotta kill?

[jjcourtright]

Go to UserCP (upper left corner), click Edit Profile (third option on left side), second box down is Custom User Title.

[marksiwel]

I saw your Interview in Wizard! HA HA!

Jude law? What?

[Zens7s]

He's actually the guy who knocked up Zens. It's ok you fine piece of man meat, you can admit you did it telepathically. :p

[jjcourtright]

Jude law? What?He was calling you disloyal (http://inhome.rediff.com/movies/2005/jul/28holly.htm).

[Omaru]

He was calling you disloyal (http://inhome.rediff.com/movies/2005/jul/28holly.htm).

Wow life imitating artistic movies, except without Seymour Hoffman and Damon in sight

[jjcourtright]

Seems like as good a place as any. I present to you, the worlds first conservative comic (http://accstudios.com/). Jesus, there are some fucking crazy people in this world.

[Dave]

Dear God!

JJ what were you doing listening to the G. Gordon Liddy program? that's got to be the way you heard about this.

[jjcourtright]

Nah, until getting on the site, I didn't even know that he had a talk show. I found out about it from Tom Tomorrow, the guy who does This Modern World (http://www.thismodernworld.com/pages/new.html).

[Dave]

I like those strips, they run them in the Alt Weekly around here. Seriously, when i saw your original post i thought you mentthis (http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/) or this (http://www.ucomics.com/pricklycity/)

The first is generally better than the last, but today they both kind of suck.

[Gotherella]

Not political, but funny: http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20050710.html

[jjcourtright]

I've seen Day by Day before at Captain's Quarters (http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/) but never noticed it much. Liberality, however, looks so bat shit crazy that I may have to pick it up.

[Dave]

Can you imagine the looks you'll get when you walk into the local comics shop to place your order for that?

[jjcourtright]

Especially if I'ma wearing my "These colors don't run," t-shirt.

[jjcourtright]

Kind of goes along with my conservative comic posting: Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0976726904/qid=1124977366/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-2444730-6291331?v=glance&s=books)

[Dave]

Wow, that looks exceptionally awful.