Grand Theft Auto: Texas

[Zens7s]

Ever have one of those days where you just want to chalk it all up and bang your head into a wall? Yesterday was my day.

My beloved 16th birthday present was stolen yesterday. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/baby1.jpg

And...dunn dunn dunnnnnnnn....I am pregnant. Oh, and my Litter Mate self cleaning cat pan broke yesterday too.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Ever have one of those days where you just want to chalk it all up and bang your head into a wall? Yesterday was my day.

My beloved 16th birthday present was stolen yesterday. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/baby1.jpg

!

And...dunn dunn dunnnnnnnn....I am pregnant.

!

Oh, and my Litter Mate self cleaning cat pan broke yesterday too.

!


(Are you really pregnant?)

[Zens7s]

Yep. Big suprise to me as well.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Yep. Big suprise to me as well.

Congratulations!

[bwdial]

1. I'm very sorry to hear that. Theives suck ass. I hope the perp dies.
2. I'm sorry/happy to hear that, depending on how you are viewing the situation.
3. Shit happens.

Damn. And I thought my day was a mess.

[acid_soda]

adding up to the litterpan, the car and the PREGNANCY,

I would say that yesterday was not a fun day for you.

that sucks.

*and yes congrats

[Zens7s]

1. I'm very sorry to hear that. Theives suck ass. I hope the perp dies.
2. I'm sorry/happy to hear that, depending on how you are viewing the situation.
3. Shit happens.

Damn. And I thought my day was a mess.

1. I think it broke my heart. I learned how to drive in that car, and make a few dollars off the boys back in the day. I also scared the shit out of Denyse on the Eisenhower last year, but that is another story :)

2. I am so shocked I can't figure out if I am happy or not. It's a complete fluke. I guess when they say 99% effective that still means one out of every 100 gets the booby prize. After 12 years of playing those odds eventually my number was going to come up.

3. No kidding. And I found out an interesting fact about #2. You are not supposed to get near cat feces during pregnancy because it carries a particular kind of disease that is very harmful, according to my doctor. I think he should come over and scrape the pan himself.

[karmattack]

Damnit.

I told you hugging your legs like that and rocking back and forth was a bad idea. Now I have to get another job.

[Zens7s]

Damnit.

I told you hugging your legs like that and rocking back and forth was a bad idea. Now I have to get another job.Let's never say that Easter wasn't special. HA! And FanGirl thought that really was "couch yoga" we were doing...

[FanGirl]

Could have been worse, your car could have been stolen while you were at the Doctor's office. And for the 11th time, call me if you need anything.

[Zens7s]

Could have been worse, your car could have been stolen while you were at the Doctor's office. And for the 11th time, call me if you need anything.You are sweet. After just getting off the phone with you I realized how funny it would be to name the child "Beemer".

[TomHarrington]

Ever have one of those days where you just want to chalk it all up and bang your head into a wall? Yesterday was my day.

My beloved 16th birthday present was stolen yesterday. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/baby1.jpg

And...dunn dunn dunnnnnnnn....I am pregnant. Oh, and my Litter Mate self cleaning cat pan broke yesterday too.


Sorry about your whip. That's a shitty deal and one that I can't relate to. I've never had a nice enough car to steal, I guess.

Congrats on being pregnant! My wife's preggers too, only ours was planned. We're expecting the child in December. Just this last week I saw him/her (The child isn't a hermaphrodite or anything, it was just too early to determine the gender) on the ole ultrasound thingy and saw the little heart beating. Wow. What a trip. I hope everything works out for you.

Our littermate is still functional.

[Ryall]

Wow, you lost your car AND your (*cough*) chastity in the same month?

Sorry to hear about the car. The one good thing I can think is that if the thief takes it anywhere outside of Texas, it'll very much stand out. I think IROC Zs are only legal in Texas now.

Seriously, sorry to hear that.

And second... congratulations!

I haven't mentioned this online, but I'm there with you. I mean, not "with you" -- it's not mine... is it? But yeah, I recently found out that I'm part of that 1%, too.

And one of the first things the wife told me is the cat box thing. I did check to verify that was the truth (I was waiting for "The doctor also says I'm not supposed to cook, clean, or do laundry" to follow that, but it turns out that it's true.

All I know is, this better not screw up our Lyle Lovett show in September! By then, from what I now know, your nausea should have passed, and your breasts will be growing nicely. So the timing works perfectly!

The first couple weeks, since it sounds like as big a shock to you as it was to me, expect to kind of walk around in a daze and it all not feel very real. So give yourself some time to even get comfortable with the idea, and then you can worry about how you feel about all of it. But don't stress too much right now or even try to decide how you feel about the whole thing.

[Zens7s]

Sorry about your whip. That's a shitty deal and one that I can't relate to. I've never had a nice enough car to steal, I guess.

Congrats on being pregnant! My wife's preggers too, only ours was planned. We're expecting the child in December. Just this last week I saw him/her (The child isn't a hermaphrodite or anything, it was just too early to determine the gender) on the ole ultrasound thingy and saw the little heart beating. Wow. What a trip. I hope everything works out for you.

Our littermate is still functional.
Congrats on the baby headed your way! I hope it looks nothing like your avatar :). How cool must it be to see the heartbeat! Are you going to find out the sex when they can tell?

I hope my poor child gets blessed with manageable hair. That would be nice. Maybe a great mind too.

[Gotherella]

Don't worry about the Z -- you're going to be getting a minivan anyway. :D

Congrats, Zens! and Chris! and Tom! Sleep now, while you still can.

What the hell is up with the fertility around here? Someone has been casting spells (or curses), methinks.

[FanGirl]

Reminds me of a firefly quote "So much hair. His brains are in terrible danger."

Let us know when you find out if it's a boy or girl (all of you) so I can know if I'm an aunt or an uncle! ;) So many evil toys to buy you all. Have you seen the baby clothes at Hot Topic. There is one of Stewie saying "Get off your ass and do some parenting!"

[TomHarrington]

Are you going to find out the sex when they can tell?


Oh, hell yes. I gots to know.

I hope my poor child gets blessed with manageable hair. That would be nice. Maybe a great mind too.

I hear you. But, considering the gene pool, I'm sure your kid is gonna rock at life. The only hope I have for my child, if it's a boy, is that the Irish Curse skips a generation.

[TomHarrington]

I haven't mentioned this online, but I'm there with you. I mean, not "with you" -- it's not mine... is it? But yeah, I recently found out that I'm part of that 1%, too.



Congrats to you, too, man! May the circle be unbroken....and shit. :)

[TLS]

Wow, Zens that sucks about your car. That's a sweet ride. Maybe you're just on one of those silly tv shows where they pretend to steal your car, but then pimp it all out for you. Or maybe not... I don't really know what to say.


Congratualtions to all of you, Tom, Zens, and Chris.

[Zens7s]

I haven't mentioned this online, but I'm there with you. I mean, not "with you" -- it's not mine... is it? But yeah, I recently found out that I'm part of that 1%, too.

And one of the first things the wife told me is the cat box thing. I did check to verify that was the truth (I was waiting for "The doctor also says I'm not supposed to cook, clean, or do laundry" to follow that, but it turns out that it's true.

All I know is, this better not screw up our Lyle Lovett show in September! By then, from what I now know, your nausea should have passed, and your breasts will be growing nicely. So the timing works perfectly!

The first couple weeks, since it sounds like as big a shock to you as it was to me, expect to kind of walk around in a daze and it all not feel very real. So give yourself some time to even get comfortable with the idea, and then you can worry about how you feel about all of it. But don't stress too much right now or even try to decide how you feel about the whole thing.That is so great! Congrats Chris! It couldn't happen to a nicer couple. I had no idea that we were all going to do this at the same time, but I find it excellent planning on our parts :)

Don't you worry, I have already informed all key players that the Lyle Lovett show is booked for you and me (and now a baby will make three). The only bad part is if my breasts get any bigger I might not be able to find our way to the seats. In this case it will be excellent to have you along to play guidance to the blinded girl!

[Threadkiller]

The world needs more poopshooters. Congrats to all who are contributing to the cause.

That really does suck about your car, Zens. If I see it driving around I'll follow it and then run over whoever is driving it when he gets out. Then, hopefully, I'll find out that it really was your car and not just one that looks like it.

Can't really comment on cat boxes. My cats always learned to go outside.

[jjcourtright]

I'm speechless. Now you will all know my pain...:)
3. No kidding. And I found out an interesting fact about #2. You are not supposed to get near cat feces during pregnancy because it carries a particular kind of disease that is very harmful, according to my doctor. I think he should come over and scrape the pan himself.That was the first thing that I was going to mention. Quite fortuitous...now you have two reasons to get rid of your cat.
My wife's preggers too, only ours was planned. LIAR! I will always contend that nobody plans to get pregnant...unless by planned you mean that you intentionally got drunk.
I haven't mentioned this online, but I'm there with you. I mean, not "with you" -- it's not mine... is it? But yeah, I recently found out that I'm part of that 1%, too. How does the birth control industry get away with this? I don't expect my electricity to work only 99% of the time. I smell a class action lawsuit coming.
And one of the first things the wife told me is the cat box thing. Four years! Four years I've been the only one to clean the litter box...which of course means that the oldest is almost old enough to take over the chore.
Don't worry about the Z -- you're going to be getting a minivan anyway. SUV. Parents our age buy SUV's. Makes us think that we're better than old parents like you.:p
Maybe you're just on one of those silly tv shows where they pretend to steal your car, but then pimp it all out for you....while simultaneously slipping in a "trick" pregnancy test. Real funny, Xzibit.

Edit: Forgot to say congrats to all...suckers.

[Zens7s]

How does the birth control industry get away with this? I don't expect my electricity to work only 99% of the time. I smell a class action lawsuit coming.
It sounds like Ryall and his wife were as suprised as me. I guess I had always been a little more careful than I realized. Maybe the pill gives everybody a false sense of security in that 99/100. The pill should be used as a back up method to the alternative options.

I hate to admit it, but my highly irresponsible withdrawl method worked 100% over the years. Good lord, don't tell the kids!

Maybe some higher power decided that it was time to increase our little family around here. [Zen starts to make some ominous sounding noises and raises her conspiracy eyebrow...]

Coincidence? I think not...FanGirl? Did you do this so you can buy toys for our kids that you secretly want to play with?

[Gotherella]

Oh, hell yes. I gots to know.
Ultrasound said my first was a boy. She's not.

[FanGirl]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough* No.

[Omaru]

So there's a Zens8s on the way?
http://scofield.ws/fonticulus/archive/sept/images/ted.jpg
http://www.boyzone2.com/assets/images/joeylawrence.jpg

Get I get a double helping of Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?

[BAMSS04]

Oh, Zens thats wonderful News ( about the baby anyway), You'll be a great mom!!! Chris, You'll be a great Dad and Tom so will you. Wow, thats just wonderful news you guys!!


I'm sorry about your car Zens! But it sounds as though you would of had to get rid of it anyway with the Baby and all, it still sucks :(.

Best of Luck to all you future Parents, like I said you guys got nothing to worry about good people = good parents!!

[Zens7s]

So there's a Zens8s on the way?
http://scofield.ws/fonticulus/archive/sept/images/ted.jpg
http://www.boyzone2.com/assets/images/joeylawrence.jpg

Get I get a double helping of Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?Let's just hope that there isn't a Zens8 and Zens9 on the way. There is a history of twins on both sides. Can I get a ....

http://www.wilk4.com/humor/img/doh-1.jpg

[Dave]

Wow, what news. Sorry about your car, You seem to be taking the other surprise in good stride. Congratulations to you and Chris and Tom, I can't wait to go to the first Poopshoot family get together. Who's going to be the first to teach the little ones how to water the Ficus?

[JK]

That really sucks about the car- I know how IROC owners can be. The future father-in-law had his totalled by some old bastard who couldn't figure out you're supposed to look both ways. Larry's never been the same.

Congratulations on the baby! That'll definitely take your mind off the car, albeit an unexpected distraction. And a round of congrats to Chris and Tom- Good luck to all of you.

(My old man nearly cried the day their automatic litter box crapped out...)

[By-tor]

Congrats to all the expectorants. My oldest(boy-twenty) just moved back home. Crapola. My youngest(girl-eighteen) starts Univ. of Texas this fall. Love 'em both con mucho gusto. Zens, if I see your wheels down here, I'll makes me a citizen's a-rest and expect a hefty finder's fee.;) Again, good luck with all the pregs.

[Razorback]

What fun is life without a few curveballs?

Congrats.

[ozchick]

Lordy Bigordy. Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

Me thinks I'll be avoiding the drinking water around MPS for a while!

To Zens, Chris & Tom. Congratulations and all the very best on the new additions to the families.

And thanks for the Public Service Announcement too... I always thought (read: hoped) that seeing as I've been on the pill for so long, I was probably sterile by now. Note to self - double bag it. :D

[By-tor]

Note to self - double bag it. :D
...mmphtt...mm..pht..pht..hey, ...ya can't..hhh..breathhh...in here.

[Psyche]

Don't worry about the Z -- you're going to be getting a minivan anyway. :D

Congrats, Zens! and Chris! and Tom! Sleep now, while you still can.

What the hell is up with the fertility around here? Someone has been casting spells (or curses), methinks.


shhhhhhh my mother in law is betting I'll be pregnant by christmas. (Not if I have anything to do with it though =p)

and congrats on the babies everyone. now we'll have a second generation of poopshooters. =D

[freetoaster]

Glad you can laugh about your wheels. You'll probably see it on blocks up here next month.

Get some rest while you still can, and if you need a ride...

Hope today is kind to you.

[Zens7s]

And thanks for the Public Service Announcement too... I always thought (read: hoped) that seeing as I've been on the pill for so long, I was probably sterile by now. Note to self - double bag it. :DAccording to all conventional accounts you should still figure out your ovulation days (usually right in the middle of the cycle) and use some other form of extra protection on those days.

I told the other 50% of this situation last night. He handled it better than I thought he would. First he hugged me, then he cried for about 30 min. and stared at the wall. Then Office Space came on AMC and we both just sort of breathed a sigh of relief and things went back to normal.

[By-tor]

According to all conventional accounts you should still figure out your ovulation days (usually right in the middle of the cycle) and use some other form of extra protection on those days.
Keep a pic of Janet Reno handy for extra protection.:D

[FanGirl]

So you're saying we should get the kid a red swingline stapler for a baby shower gift?

[Zens7s]

So you're saying we should get the kid a red swingline stapler for a baby shower gift?What a killer gift! I do think it was amusing that we re-bonded over Office Space. Also it's fun to watch that movie because I drive the tollway they filmed at the beginning of the movie everyday. When I do the bumper to bumper traffic the theme song goes through my head.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Sorry about the car. Congrats about the mom-ness.

For some reason I can't get "Bobby Jean" out of my head.

[Zens7s]

Sorry about the car. Congrats about the mom-ness.

For some reason I can't get "Bobby Jean" out of my head.At least you didn't say "The River" :)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

At least you didn't say "The River" :)Well, I'm no longer 19, and I'm "thinkin we ain't that young anymore."

[jjcourtright]

And thanks for the Public Service Announcement too... I always thought (read: hoped) that seeing as I've been on the pill for so long, I was probably sterile by now.That sort of happened to a friends wife. They were trying (LIAR! No one trys to get pregnant(other voice, you will only speak when spoken to)) to get pregnant and nothing was working...missionary, doggie-st...well you get the idea. Apparently it had something to do with being on the pill for so long. Luckily, they are now pregnant although I haven't inquired as to what made things work.

On a related note, my not-so-bright sister for some reason thought that once she stopped taking the pill, she would have something like an eight month grace period...have I told you guys about my neice Ella?;)

[Zens7s]

That sort of happened to a friends wife. They were trying (LIAR! No one trys to get pregnant(other voice, you will only speak when spoken to)) to get pregnant and nothing was working...missionary, doggie-st...well you get the idea. Apparently it had something to do with being on the pill for so long. Luckily, they are now pregnant although I haven't inquired as to what made things work.

On a related note, my not-so-bright sister for some reason thought that once she stopped taking the pill, she would have something like an eight month grace period...have I told you guys about my neice Ella?;)

I really depends on the chemistry and the timing I guess. I have two girlfriends who are point-counterpoint on this one. They both are the same age and have been on the pill since 16. One got pregnant the first week she was off the pill. The other one can't get pregnant, even though she already had one child a few years ago and that was the only time she was off it. It's such a crap shoot.

The amusing part is Bently is now claiming that he has super-hero ummm...sperm...and should be selling it on the black market. I can't ever discount a man with enterprising ideas...

[jjcourtright]

The amusing part is Bently is now claiming that he has super-hero ummm...sperm...I've got the same thing. Growing up my dad always told me that I could get a girl pregnant just by looking at her as that was how he got my mom pregnant. Maybe Bently is my long lost brother...and if so, I apologize for the potency of our man seed.

[Psyche]

That sort of happened to a friends wife. They were trying (LIAR! No one trys to get pregnant(other voice, you will only speak when spoken to)) to get pregnant and nothing was working...missionary, doggie-st...well you get the idea. Apparently it had something to do with being on the pill for so long. Luckily, they are now pregnant although I haven't inquired as to what made things work.

On a related note, my not-so-bright sister for some reason thought that once she stopped taking the pill, she would have something like an eight month grace period...have I told you guys about my neice Ella?;)


heh, sounds like my husband's friends. they had a kid in october premature (mind you that was probably because of her age (17) and body size (thin as a rail) first thing she said when she had that kid was 'wow it didn't hurt lets do it again' ..that one was conceived by doing the rhythm method ("so what if it hasnt worked for a bunch of people, it'll work for us") they just told us she's 4 months pregnant. and they don't know how she got pregnant b/c she's on the pill and he used condoms..but wait they said they fooled around once right before..without any protection..and they thought they'd be ok because it was only one time...young people these days *shakes her head*

[FanGirl]

You know what they call people who use the rhythm method?
Parents

[JK]

You know what they call people who use the rhythm method?
Parents

My mom was out here last year for a visit- her last night here, while we were eating dinner before I went to work, she asks me point blank, out of the blue, if Jennifer was on the pill. I told her Jennifer was a good Catholic girl.

Mom nearly had a heart attack.

[Psyche]

You know what they call people who use the rhythm method?
Parents


heh true, so very very true

[By-tor]

...nothing was working...missionary, doggie-st...well you get the idea.
No, please do go on.

[Droogan_Leader]

Ever have one of those days where you just want to chalk it all up and bang your head into a wall? Yesterday was my day.

My beloved 16th birthday present was stolen yesterday. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/baby1.jpg

And...dunn dunn dunnnnnnnn....I am pregnant. Oh, and my Litter Mate self cleaning cat pan broke yesterday too.

Zen, I had to chime in to say Mazel Tov :)

As for your car, what a travesty--stinking savages.

As for your litter pan, well, you do know they're American made, so, well, next time, go Japanese, and you won't have to face this later on down the line.

[ratm1966]

Ever have one of those days where you just want to chalk it all up and bang your head into a wall? Yesterday was my day.

My beloved 16th birthday present was stolen yesterday. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/baby1.jpg

And...dunn dunn dunnnnnnnn....I am pregnant. Oh, and my Litter Mate self cleaning cat pan broke yesterday too.

Wow! That sucks about the car. You looked so hot sitting behind the wheel.

Congrats on the whole baby thingy. Well, that is as long as you are happy with it.

Those automatic Kitty Litter thingies aren't very sturdy.

Lastly, Congrats to Chris and Tom also.

[karmattack]

It's such a crap shoot. Poop shoot. Show some respect.

One of the funnier moments of my recent family reunion: Since my mom just became a grandmother (and I, an uncle), it's all she could talk about. The topic of birth control came up (baddum bum) because my sister and her husband were once nervous about their post-birth-control efforts. My mom said "Clyde and I tried the rhythm method, and that's how we had Andrew," and then quickly turned to me and gave me the...

http://photos4.flickr.com/5845450_3c1d7efdb4.jpg


My mom is funny, but not normally that funny.

[By-tor]

...she would have something like an eight month grace period...
The PMS must have been horrendous.:D

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Geez, everyone is having a baby! Congrats all!

[Matthew]

So Smurfy, when is it your turn?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

So Smurfy, when is it your turn?

When Ewan McGregor gets a divorce and lifts that restraining order! I pray it is soon though because I heard he has super sperm like Kevin Federline.

[Peoria]

=-O !!! See what happens when I go away. I can't believe this. I would never have thought in a thousand years. I mean doesn't it come with a warranty or anything. What is this world coming to?

And before I forget, car stolen = :(. Zens preggers = :) (more babalicious honeys runnin around {please let it be a girl}). And congratulations to all other future parents :::mutters something about jumping on the bandwagon and parenting being the latest trend:::. May your children turn out as cool as you all, and nowhere near as screwed up as myself. By the way, if anyone plans to post anymore major news, wait until I'm logged on. I don't care how long you have to wait by your computers you've gotta remember what's important in life, what I want.

[Mighty Wingman]

Ever have one of those days where you just want to chalk it all up and bang your head into a wall?
Yes. Pretty much all last week.

Yesterday was my day.

My beloved 16th birthday present was stolen yesterday. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/baby1.jpg
Bastards !... Camaros are among the easiest cars to start without keys...don't ask me how I know this.



And...dunn dunn dunnnnnnnn....I am pregnant.
What !?!?! HOLY ! What the ?!... How could this've happened ?!?! .. Oh right... ummm?

If you're interested though, I'm still willing to shoplift the pooty.
Oh, and my Litter Mate self cleaning cat pan broke yesterday too.
What've you been feeding that kitty anyway ?

[By-tor]

What've you been feeding that kitty anyway ?
I think his name is Bently. :D

[Peoria]

I think his name is Bently. :D
Holy shit, that very well could be the funniest thing By-tor ever said.

[Zens7s]

Holy shit, that very well could be the funniest thing By-tor ever said.I concur...that was truly hilarious...and accurate all at the same time :D

As for you Wingman, see what happens when you leave me and go to sleep on FanGirl's couch! I had revenge sex and now the revenge is on me. But yes, you can still shoplift the pootie.

[freetoaster]

I had revenge sex

That's as nice as I've ever heard it put.

[Zens7s]

That's as nice as I've ever heard it put.If I had really done it I might have termed it differently :)

[freetoaster]

When you're really mad, I'm here for you.;)

[Zens7s]

When you're really mad, I'm here for you.;)At least it's a short commute when I need to get mad and even.

[ozchick]

Okay, I'm all set... sex anyone?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00062WAMI.01-A1Z7WXP5A9XTAL._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Zens7s]

Okay, I'm all set... sex anyone?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00062WAMI.01-A1Z7WXP5A9XTAL._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpgThat reminds me of The Naked Gun.

[karmattack]

Nice beaver.

[By-tor]

Nice beaver.
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

[Psyche]

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.


har *giggles*

[FanGirl]

For the record, no one else is allowed to have children until I can finish making all these baby blankets for my 5 pregnant friends. 3 here, 1 friend and 1 step-sister-in-law. I have 3 due in January, 1 in March and 1 in April. So, no one drink the water here until I can get caught up.

Thank you.

[Mighty Wingman]

Oh shit !

I'm pregnant.

...But I'm not sure who the mother is... yet.

[Zens7s]

Oh shit !

I'm pregnant.

...But I'm not sure who the mother is... yet.I think it is just time for us to be honest Wingman.

Ok everybody...Bently is actually just code for Wingman, which is actually just code for his real name which we will not post here becase what is code for.

Hez mah baby'z daddy.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Uhhh.....

Really?

[Dave]

this reminds me of a beautiful song i once heard, it went like this:

1- Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad

Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
T-Bird, that's just my baby daddy

Why everytime I call it's the same thing?
You have to be on the phone with Elaine
Or either Shawna, or Dawna
(T-Bird it ain't like that, it's far off my mind)
When the phone click don't even try girl
Quit lying girl
You must think I'm stupid or either blind girl
Cuz something ain't right
And I'm fixing to go
You said y'all broke up a long time ago
And who was L.A. Sno?
(But it ain't nobody, that's just my baby daddy)

Repeat 1

You said your baby daddy was locked up, but why?
The Bird say y'all was at the mall
(You a liar)
You a liar
OK, then what his name?
(Lavall)
Yesterday you said his name was Jay, so it ain't the same
It must be your new boyfriend
How come your bestfriend told me the dude's name was Ken?
(Whatever)
You better get it together, cuz whenever you lie?
I'm like Mary J., I'm not gon' cry
(Don't cry)
Hey, why don't you get up and get the door?
(You get the door)
Yo, who that is?
(I don't know, who is it?)
I bet that's just your baby daddy

Repeat 1

What's up man?
You be ready to go?
(What we do now?)
You know we gotta go to the store
Now see, that's a perfect example
You know you ain't fittin' ta' go and get no pampers
Well, while ya at it, get some milk
If ya don't hurry back
I'mma been done dipped
Oh baby, you can save the drama
Cuz I'm feeling going to see my baby, momma

Repeat 1

I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Don't even try, girl
But I ain't all really polite, girl
I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Shut up and keep quiet, girl
I'm sick & tired of all your lying, girl

T-Bird, I need some money for my baby
I ain't giving you no money, that ain't my baby
(Yes T-Bird, it was)
That ain't my kid
(Yes it is your daughter)
I got one son
(You got a daughter, too)
I got a son named Chris and that's it
(T-bird, you trippin')
I ain't smell that junk you talk
(T-Bird!)
Forget that!
(But T-Bird, I love you)
I ain't wit it, I ain't wit it

Repeat 1

My man Agee say Hell! Ain't your baby daddy
L.A. Sno! Ain't your baby daddy
My man its pressure, ain't your baby daddy
Uh J.D., he ain't yo baby daddy

That's just my baby daddy

[Mighty Wingman]

Uhhh.....

Really?

Yup , Really. :rolleyes:

Oh boy, time to start hangin' my hat in Tennesee...

[Gotherella]

Zens -- we found a t-shirt for you today. :D

http://home.earthlink.net/~actualsize/images/DSC08580.JPG

[Zens7s]

Zens -- we found a t-shirt for you today. :D

http://home.earthlink.net/~actualsize/images/DSC08580.JPG
EEK! I love it! I want it! Except right now it would look like

FFUUUUUUTTTTTRRRREEEE MMMMMIIIILLLLLFFFFF it would be so stretched out.

Rumor has it (via my cell phone messages) that you were out with FanGirl yesterday for lunch...I see shopping was part of the plan. :)

[Gotherella]

Yes, the whole fan-damily made a pilgrimage with D and Fanny to the West Coast Stash. Here's what you missed:
http://home.earthlink.net/~actualsize/images/fangirlwings.JPG

[Zens7s]

Yes, the whole fan-damily made a pilgrimage with D and Fanny to the West Coast Stash. Here's what you missed:
http://home.earthlink.net/~actualsize/images/fangirlwings.JPGSniff Sniff. I laid in bed all day, only getting up to have morning, afternoon, and night sickness. Meanwhile you are all out having fun. Sniff Sniff.

That is a really cool pic of FanGirl. I want wings too!

[Gotherella]

Big bummer, Zens! Try Fritos -- they work for car sickness, so maybe they'll work for baby sickness. That and Ginger Ale.

As for the wings, try a Red Bull...

[Zens7s]

Big bummer, Zens! Try Fritos -- they work for car sickness, so maybe they'll work for baby sickness. That and Ginger Ale.

As for the wings, try a Red Bull...I have heard that Ginger is really good for the nausea, so Ginger Ale is a great suggestion!

Regular Sprite is too sweet for me. Hopefully I will end up with kids as cute as yours. As you know I was hoping to pack them both up in my suitcase and bring them back with me last time. :)

[FanGirl]

Sorry you're not feeling well, sweets. You need to eat a lot of little meals and avoid cheese and brocolli for a bit. I found out what causes morning sickness is the over production of bile which is the same thing that happens when you don't have a gallbladder. I've had no gallbladder for 11 years so I'm used to it. Docs say no morning sickness for me should I ever get pregnant. So my above advice is what got me through the first few years. The longer you go between meals the worse the pain will be. ....the more you know!

[jjcourtright]

That's the plan that the wife stuck to, lots of small meals rather than a few bigger ones. Crackers in the morning became a necessity for her during the first couple of months. She stayed remarkably morning sickness-free during both pregnancies.

[Zens7s]

That's the plan that the wife stuck to, lots of small meals rather than a few bigger ones. Crackers in the morning became a necessity for her during the first couple of months. She stayed remarkably morning sickness-free during both pregnancies.
That makes sense actually. Plus your digestive track starts to slow down and everything starts changing. Gotharellas Frito idea got me through lunch.

I think there is nothing worse than having to work while you basically have the flu. Trust me, the people in my after lunch meeting were looking at me like I had lost it. I think I may actually be green.

[TLS]

I hear Saltines also work.

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/c/crackers_saltines.jpg

[Zens7s]

I hear Saltines also work.

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/c/crackers_saltines.jpgI like Saltines, so that may be something I buy on the way home. Sadly, I think my favorite Tex Mex will be going by the wayside pretty soon.

[Gotherella]

Just keep something in your mouth at all times. Wait, maybe that's how this all started....

[Dave]

if she had kept it in her mouth, she'd not be "in a family way" just now.

[Mighty Wingman]

Wait , you're not suggesting ?... oh yeah , yeah you are.

[ratm1966]

I have heard that Ginger is really good for the nausea, so Ginger Ale is a great suggestion!

Regular Sprite is too sweet for me. Hopefully I will end up with kids as cute as yours. As you know I was hoping to pack them both up in my suitcase and bring them back with me last time. :)

Ginger Snaps are good for nausea too.

Oh, and I mean these....
http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/ocpimages/44000/00365CF.gif


and not this....
http://www.flipsidemovies.com/images/gingersnapspic1.jpg

[Gotherella]

Hopefully I will end up with kids as cute as yours. As you know I was hoping to pack them both up in my suitcase and bring them back with me last time. :)
They are available for rent, in case you want to practice! Reasonable fees and low shipping.

[sn00gans]

wtf r u all frends owtside this shit

[BAMSS04]

DING! DING! DING! DING!!!! Tell him what he wins Fangirl!


Bye the way, You are looking sexy with your wings on and glasses!! I have half a mind to fly out to LA right now!!

[Psyche]

wtf r u all frends owtside this shit


here's some advice..hooked on phonics

[Peoria]

sn00gans is getting annoying and i have yet to truly bust my "flame-a-neb" bubble. Do I have enough seniority to do that?
On another note:

Yes, the whole fan-damily made a pilgrimage with D and Fanny to the West Coast Stash. Here's what you missed:
http://home.earthlink.net/~actualsize/images/fangirlwings.JPG

Just pour that salt right in the wound :(.

[actualsize]

Do I have enough seniority to do that?I dunno. Can you speak Spanish?

Just pour that salt right in the wound :(. Glad we could help!

[JK]

You got the car for a start, maybe your parents realised theres more to bringing up a kids than spoiling the fuckers rotten then shortly after that realised they spent such a huge wad of bills on this fucking waste of space that could potentially be the ending of thier precious little brat, so why not have it stolen, and get the money back that way they lose nothing especially not any face over the whole affair, stay tuned cause next week i solve the kenedy assination mystery.

HEY! Asshole! We don't appreciate someone walking in here with that kind of shit. If you'd spent some time wandering around here before spewing your bile like a drunken frat boy, you'd know that Zens had the car for a few years and she's a valued member of this online community. She shared with us because she values our opinions and we care about her. Unlike you, whom we could not care less for.

*there's that Spidey sense again*

[Zens7s]

You got the car for a start, maybe your parents realised theres more to bringing up a kids than spoiling the fuckers rotten then shortly after that realised they spent such a huge wad of bills on this fucking waste of space that could potentially be the ending of thier precious little brat, so why not have it stolen, and get the money back that way they lose nothing especially not any face over the whole affair, stay tuned cause next week i solve the kenedy assination mystery.What an incredible idiot you are. I received that car when I was 16 from my late father. I am 28 now. Like virtually all conspiracy theories yours falls apart, unless it took my parents 12 years to getting around to having it stolen. Obviously you know nothing about insurance on a car that age. You get Blue Book Value, which is worth nothing compared to actual market value. Try $600 for a car that could be sold for $15,000.

Yep, my parents did buy me a nice car when I was young, and I did them the courtesy of taking care of it. I also did them the courtesy of getting to return the favor and provide them with nice things later in life.

It sounds to me like somebody is jealous that I may have had a very nice family life and they did not. Projection anybody?

[Zens7s]

HEY! Asshole! We don't appreciate someone walking in here with that kind of shit. If you'd spent some time wandering around here before spewing your bile like a drunken frat boy, you'd know that Zens had the car for a few years and she's a valued member of this online community. She shared with us because she values our opinions and we care about her. Unlike you, whom we could not care less for.

*there's that Spidey sense again*[Kiss][Hug] You rock :)

[marksiwel]

What an incredible idiot you are. I received that car when I was 16 from my late father. I am 28 now. Like virtually all conspiracy theories yours falls apart, unless it took my parents 12 years to getting around to having it stolen. Obviously you know nothing about insurance on a car that age. You get Blue Book Value, which is worth nothing compared to actual market value. Try $600 for a car that could be sold for $15,000.

Yep, my parents did buy me a nice car when I was young, and I did them the courtesy of taking care of it. I also did them the courtesy of getting to return the favor and provide them with nice things later in life.

It sounds to me like somebody is jealous that I may have had a very nice family life and they did not. Projection anybody?

I bought my first car from my dad, and it was a Lemon! I kid you not.

[Zens7s]

I bought my first car from my dad, and it was a Lemon! I kid you not.
I hope you knew how to work on cars!

[JK]

[Kiss][Hug] You rock :)

Thank you! You're entirely welcome;) :)



I still remember my first car- it was a 1983 Chevrolet Caprice Classic, 4-door with a V6. My dad did buy it for me- he it got for a thousand bucks from the company he works for (retired company car) I had to pay him back for it too. Man, I wish I still had that car- if I did, I would yank the 6, drop in a blown 502, narrow & tub the rear end, 3" exhaust all the way back, dual-stage NOX, install a 16-point roll cage in a stainless steel interior, and paint the whole car charcoal grey with metallic flake...

THAT would be fun :D

[BAMSS04]

You got the car for a start, maybe your parents realised theres more to bringing up a kids than spoiling the fuckers rotten then shortly after that realised they spent such a huge wad of bills on this fucking waste of space that could potentially be the ending of thier precious little brat, so why not have it stolen, and get the money back that way they lose nothing especially not any face over the whole affair, stay tuned cause next week i solve the kenedy assination mystery.

Dude, how stupid could you be? First of all, do you really think pissing off a Prego is the best idea, not to mention one that is as smart and talented as Zens? Second of all , what could possibly be you MO for saying something like that other than to be a jerk. Third, if you your intention was to be a jerk, then you better just leave now, cause no one talks to a babbies momma like that and come out of this unscathed.

[By-tor]

Dude, how stupid could you be?
From the shit coming out of the Irish mouths around here lately, I'd say pretty fucking stupid.

[FanGirl]

the mark of the damned:

http://www.stewartsattic.com/Marx/specials/whosjohnny/susanolsen.jpg

[Zens7s]

Hey, Captain Run-on Sentence! It's funny...the Irish people I know must come from a more educated part of the country than you. I know you must be angry because of your inability to express yourself intelligently. Don't feel bad, it happens to a lot of sad little people such as yourself. We promise not to hold Ireland responsible for producing you.

* It is really hard not laugh when you make up words like "ordasity". Were you going for "audacity"?

*Note: I have never looked down on someone for "were" they are from. I might consider doing so based on "where" they are from.

Maybe you should sign up for a remedial English class instead of coming here. We passed those classes years ago, so we have the time to waste doing fun things. Just apply yourself Sparky!

[FanGirl]

*pssst* Zens, dear. You're talking to yourself again. No one is there. Amazing how that happens.

[Zens7s]

*pssst* Zens, dear. You're talking to yourself again. No one is there. Amazing how that happens.
Aww, but it's good when I talk to myself. I like being able to throw "remedial English" into topics. :)

Who is this Ryall guy? I think I like him.

[jjcourtright]

When I saw that this thread was resurrected, I assumed that there would be ultrasound pictures. How disappointing to just see Zens talking to herself.

[Dave]

me too. Oh well. maybe next time.....

[Zens7s]

When I saw that this thread was resurrected, I assumed that there would be ultrasound pictures. How disappointing to just see Zens talking to herself.I will have those available for posting at the first of October. Then we can see how much the child resembles me or his father. I am guessing its father, with a noggin' the size of a giant melon. It will have it's own weather system, ya know!

At any rate, I am a bit worried about the state of affairs with Zen Jr. Not only have I been so sick I can't keep anything down, but now I keep passing out because my system is totally out of whack. As for food aversions you can count "food" in general, and cravings include nothing. Water is too much to ask 99% of the time. Plus, Bently was an 10 lb. 6oz. baby when he was born and 26 in. long. That is practically a toddler. I have the sneaking suspicion that I am going to be birthing a defensive tackle here...yet again like father like son.

Most of you know I am not much of a whimp, so figure there is not any exaggeration in this. It sucks.

I also would recommend to all impending parents do NOT watch Jersey Girl until after the baby is born.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Zens, that is nothing! My brother weight 11 pounds, 8 ounces…with no neck mind you! And he has a huge head! I mean, HUGE! Like a Keebler Elf on crack. And my mother had him naturally. You can't be as unlucky as she in the baby delivering portion of the pregnancy.

[Zens7s]

Zens, that is nothing! My brother weight 11 pounds, 8 ounces…with no neck mind you! And he has a huge head! I mean, HUGE! Like a Keebler Elf on crack. And my mother had him naturally. You can't be as unlucky as she in the baby delivering portion of the pregnancy.Oh good god. That frightens me. I am going to be as big as a house.

Let's hope the baby does not take after his grandfather. Bently's dad is 6'7".

Ouch. C-section here I come!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

It will all work out for the best! We all knew my brother would carry on the traits of my father: stubborn as hell (my mom was in labor with him for a week), lazy, loves mexican food…So, yeah, even at two, I knew my mom was going to be doomed at birth.

By the way, how tall is Bently? I read somewhere that tall people are tiny babies when they are birthed. I don't know much about the whole pregnancy thing, so I may be wrong.

[Zens7s]

It will all work out for the best! We all knew my brother would carry on the traits of my father: stubborn as hell (my mom was in labor with him for a week), lazy, loves mexican food…So, yeah, even at two, I knew my mom was going to be doomed at birth.

By the way, how tall is Bently? I read somewhere that tall people are tiny babies when they are birthed. I don't know much about the whole pregnancy thing, so I may be wrong.Bently's 6'4". He is actually a little shorter than my ex-husband (who was small at birth, and is now 6'6"), but he has shoulders that are about half a body width wider. His sister is 6'1".

[Peoria]

I also would recommend to all impending parents do NOT watch Jersey Girl until after the baby is born.
I would recommend to all KS fans NOT to watch Jersey Girl. Honestly, Ben Afflek, Post-Reindeer Games, what was Kev thinkin;)?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I would recommend to all KS fans NOT to watch Jersey Girl. Honestly, Ben Afflek, Post-Reindeer Games, what was Kev thinkin;)?
'Jersey Girl' rocked the house!

[Zens7s]

'Jersey Girl' rocked the house!
I loved the movie, unlike Peoria. But it is really nervewracking to watch any film where SPOILER ALERT......

people die in childbirth.

[Peoria]

Uh oh... I'm in a dispute with two foxy MPS chicks... TEAR OFF THE CLOTHES AND BUST OUT THE PUDDING.

[Mighty Wingman]

Hey ! They only do that for me !

They're Mine ! All MINE ! And you can't have any !

[Zens7s]

Hey ! They only do that for me !

They're Mine ! All MINE ! And you can't have any !Let's face it Wingman, that's how we got in this "predictament" in the first place.

And all I wanted was a backrub!

[Peoria]

and the T-Shirt strikes again.

[Mighty Wingman]

...And all I wanted was a front rub, but you'll never hear me complain...about that , I mean.

[Zens7s]

...And all I wanted was a front rub, but you'll never hear me complain...about that , I mean.Seriously, I can't believe you wanted to name our baby "Tequila" because that is what started this whole thing.

I should have given you the front rub you were looking for, but alas I wanted something in return.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

...And all I wanted was a front rub, but you'll never hear me complain...about that , I mean.

It is always about you men isn't it!?

[Mighty Wingman]

No, sometimes it's about sex... or food.

...Or sex with food.

Seriously, I can't believe you wanted to name our baby "Tequila" because that is what started this whole thing.

Tequila Newcastle Daniels is a fine name. A damn fine name.

[Zens7s]

No, sometimes it's about sex... or food.

...Or sex with food.


Tequila Newcastle Daniels is a fine name. A damn fine name.Yep, it was much better than Jose "Wild Turkey" Beam. Or our girls choice... Bailey Jameson Glenlivet Guinness Glenfiddich. We have already established what influence the Irish will have in this thread.

[FanGirl]

You might want to avoid watching the Kill Bill movies as they beat up a pregnant woman and avoid medical shows especially ER and House as they both had rather episodes about pregancy.

[Zens7s]

You might want to avoid watching the Kill Bill movies as they beat up a pregnant woman and avoid medical shows especially ER and House as they both had rather episodes about pregancy.
I had thought about that the other day. I also REALLY need to avoid A&E specials where women disappear after telling their lover they are pregnant...never to be seen again.

I told the Bent-ster that if I disappeared everyone would know I hadn't just "run away". He looked at me like I was nuts, but I just HAD to say it.

[FanGirl]

Feel free to let him know that I know where he lives.

[jjcourtright]

Hopefully this will come as comfort to you: Everytime we watch a movie or TV show with a birthing scene, my wife gets pissed off at how "in pain" they're acting. Both our boys were born within an hour of going to the hospital. Both of them were born naturally - no medication at all. She thinks that anybody who takes a long time is just being a sissy. She just preferred to get it over with, so she just pushed like a motherfucker. Her trick seems to be keeping busy. She went to work the day that the first was born, and she was cleaning house the day that the second was born.

[Zens7s]

Hopefully this will come as comfort to you: Everytime we watch a movie or TV show with a birthing scene, my wife gets pissed off at how "in pain" they're acting. Both our boys were born within an hour of going to the hospital. Both of them were born naturally - no medication at all. She thinks that anybody who takes a long time is just being a sissy. She just preferred to get it over with, so she just pushed like a motherfucker. Her trick seems to be keeping busy. She went to work the day that the first was born, and she was cleaning house the day that the second was born.
I hope that is the case. I have been so sick in the first part that I hope God has some pity on me from here on out.

It's very hard to conduct meetings when you keep leaving to urp.

My mom had me c-section, so she isn't a good judge of what will happen.

[Powgo]

rite i kno this is weird but i havnt been on movie poop shoot for a while and i had nuttin to do so i jus read the whole grand theft auto subject and the only 2 things i can think of is congrats on that baby even thos that post was proberly last year or summin and WAT THE FUCK!!!! i didnt kno 1 little post could evolve into 7 pages lol!! :)

[Zens7s]

rite i kno this is weird but i havnt been on movie poop shoot for a while and i had nuttin to do so i jus read the whole grand theft auto subject and the only 2 things i can think of is congrats on that baby even thos that post was proberly last year or summin and WAT THE FUCK!!!! i didnt kno 1 little post could evolve into 7 pages lol!! :)
Thank you dear, and we evolve all kinds of wierd things into 7 pages. Just wait :)

[ratm1966]

rite i kno this is weird but i havnt been on movie poop shoot for a while

Dude, it's only been about 9 days since you last graced us with the pleasure of your lack of spelling and grammar. I think you should have said, "rite i know this is weird but i didnt give you all a long enough break"

i didnt kno 1 little post could evolve into 7 pages lol!! :)
To think that one little cell can evolve into something with a 7 IQ.

[FanGirl]

Hey Zens, with all this baby talk you never updated up on the car situation. Getting a new one?

[Zens7s]

Hey Zens, with all this baby talk you never updated up on the car situation. Getting a new one?
Well, I still had my regular car...and I just bought it a month before the other bomb dropped (aka Baby). I only drove the IROC on special occasions...hence why it was kept up so nicely, with so few miles, for someone else to steal.

I am looking into selling my new car (a 6-series) and buying a 5-series instead. The backseat of my car is pretend anyway and I can't figure out how to get a car seat in there and not have the child's nose pressed up against the passenger seat. Besides, it's a cheaper car so it's win win.

Ahh, the life of a swingin' single begins to come to a close...sniff.

[FanGirl]

That reminds me. I saw on Good Morning America that some car seats aren't compatiable for airplanes. You need to look on the back to make sure that it can be used in both car and plane. I'm sure that kid is going to be traveling a lot with you including out here to visit us!

[jjcourtright]

I think that it is mostly the seats for bigger kids (booster seats) that don't work in airplanes as they need shoulder and lap belts in order to be effective.

[FanGirl]

No, it was for car seats which I too thought that was weird that there would be an issue.

[actualsize]

It's really a non-problem. Anyone with little kids can't afford to buy all of those airline tickets, so they never fly anywhere. I speak from experience.

And they don't go to movies either. GOOD movies anyway.

[By-tor]

And they don't go to movies either. GOOD movies anyway.SharkBoy, anyone?

[Zens7s]

Well, this isn't the standard way to inform people of wierd, uncomfortable news...but I don't really want to send out seperate messages to everybody...or make anybody feel wierd when we stop joking around about me being with child.

First, I am feeling fine. Just a little tired.

Second, I am no longer having a child. There were unexpected complications but I was luckily with friends when it happened very late last night. We were able to go to the hospital and they were very helpful, and kind, and took good care of me.

Third, they were able to determine what went wrong, which apparently is unusual in miscarriages (most just mysteriously happen). When, and if, I choose to have a child again it is something that is treatable, so there is good news.

Obviously this seems like a dramatic way to do it, and a little more public than I would normally like...but this board is our home away from home, so I decided to be honest and tell y'all.

[acid_soda]

Well, this isn't the standard way to inform people of wierd, uncomfortable news...but I don't really want to send out seperate messages to everybody...or make anybody feel wierd when we stop joking around about me being with child.

First, I am feeling fine. Just a little tired.

Second, I am no longer having a child. There were unexpected complications but I was luckily with friends when it happened very late last night. We were able to go to the hospital and they were very helpful, and kind, and took good care of me.

Third, they were able to determine what went wrong, which apparently is unusual in miscarriages (most just mysteriously happen). When, and if, I choose to have a child again it is something that is treatable, so there is good news.

Obviously this seems like a dramatic way to do it, and a little more public than I would normally like...but this board is our home away from home, so I decided to be honest and tell y'all.

sorry to hear about that, zens7s...
that's very heart-breaking news...
i am at a loss for words....:(

[By-tor]

Zens, I am so, so sorry. That is fuckin' heartbreaking. Your health is the most important thing though. I'm glad you're okay, healthwise. Damn, I don't know what to say. Just know if you need anything please feel free to ask. We're thinking about you. My wife always says things happen for a reason. But shit like this makes you wonder. Something really good must be just around the corner for you. I hope that's how it comes down. Again, so very sorry.

[ratm1966]

Well, this isn't the standard way to inform people of wierd, uncomfortable news...but I don't really want to send out seperate messages to everybody...or make anybody feel wierd when we stop joking around about me being with child.

First, I am feeling fine. Just a little tired.

Second, I am no longer having a child. There were unexpected complications but I was luckily with friends when it happened very late last night. We were able to go to the hospital and they were very helpful, and kind, and took good care of me.

Third, they were able to determine what went wrong, which apparently is unusual in miscarriages (most just mysteriously happen). When, and if, I choose to have a child again it is something that is treatable, so there is good news.

Obviously this seems like a dramatic way to do it, and a little more public than I would normally like...but this board is our home away from home, so I decided to be honest and tell y'all.

Well, if that ain't a kick in the crotch....I don't know what it.

I am very sorry to hear that. I sure hope you are handling it well both physically and mentally. Things do happen for a reason though. I know most people don't like to hear that, but it is true. My parents wanted only 2 kids. My older sister was first, then 2 miscarriages, and then me. If it hadn't been for the miscarriages, I wouldn't be here now. It is the same with my daughter. When I was married, we really only wanted one child. The first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage, and now I have a wonderful daughter.

[ozchick]

Geez Zens, I am so sorry. I've been sitting here at the post reply screen for 5 mins and I honestly have no idea what to say. You are a terrific person and one day I have no doubt, will be a brilliant mother. I wish there was something I can do... I tell you what - you can have Matthew Mcconnoughey all week this week. No really - take him.


http://newwoman.ru/pic28/matthew_%20mc_conaughey_00112.jpg

[JK]

I'm so sorry to hear that. At the very least, you have your health and you have time to be truly ready the next go 'round. And Fangirl will have more time to finish knitting the blankets and what not.

take care.

[Mighty Wingman]

Zens, if there's anything, ANYTHING I can do, let me know.

[actualsize]

Second, I am no longer having a child. I'm truly sorry to hear that Zens.

When I got married, and started hanging out in that OTHER universe - the married couple universe where you rarely go out to the movies and you talk about diapers, projectile vomit, and poop at the dinner table without blinking an eye - the one thing I learned was how common this is, especially for first-timers.

So when my wife became "with child" we didn't really announce it to the world outside for something like 6 weeks. Everyone else my wife and I know do the same thing.

Chin up kid! You'll make a great mommy before you know it.

[Zens7s]

I'm truly sorry to hear that Zens.

When I got married, and started hanging out in that OTHER universe - the married couple universe where you talk about diapers, projectile vomit, and poop at the dinner table without blinking an eye - the one thing I learned was how common this is, especially for first-timers. So when my wife became "with child" we didn't really announce it to the world outside for something like 6 weeks. Everyone else my wife and I know do the same thing.
Actually, I am already past my first trimester. 13 weeks.

Maybe it's true that I shouldn't have told people here, but I hardly announced it to the real world. I couldn't tell anyone I work with because I don't have the kind of position where women are mommies. In the "real world" only my mother, the father, my assistant (because she had to cover for me while I laid on my office floor for two months) and my best friend here knew.

When you and your wife "with child" you had a different situation. You had each other for emotional support and help when she was scared or sick in those first few months. You wanted a child, you were not blindsided out of nowhere when you thought you were being careful. I had a boyfriend who subsequently accepted a job out of state and left me to fend on my own. I had a mother and a best friend who tried to help but were terrified because I was so violently ill. Everytime I tried to make a joke or feel normal they just looked panicked and treated me like an invalid.

People here let me joke around about it and it helped to make me feel a little better. The shoot people are not part of my everyday real world, and that provides some safety. Sometimes they made me a lot better, and I thank them for that. It was either that or spend more time feeling sad, scared, lonely, dumped, and stupid.

[FanGirl]

Well, kiddo, you know we're here to love and support you through this. You know you can call anyone of us if you need anything. What you don't know is you need to go home at some point today otherwise you won't see the flowers we sent. Feel better and call me.

And JK - Yea another friend just announced she's pregnant so my blanket count remains the same. Plus other friends were at the fertility clinic yesterday. Joy. I surrounded by babies and happy couples. Sucks being single right now. But I'm almost done with baby blanket number one!

[bwdial]

Well, this isn't the standard way to inform people of wierd, uncomfortable news...but I don't really want to send out seperate messages to everybody...or make anybody feel wierd when we stop joking around about me being with child.

First, I am feeling fine. Just a little tired.

Second, I am no longer having a child. There were unexpected complications but I was luckily with friends when it happened very late last night. We were able to go to the hospital and they were very helpful, and kind, and took good care of me.

Third, they were able to determine what went wrong, which apparently is unusual in miscarriages (most just mysteriously happen). When, and if, I choose to have a child again it is something that is treatable, so there is good news.

Obviously this seems like a dramatic way to do it, and a little more public than I would normally like...but this board is our home away from home, so I decided to be honest and tell y'all.

I'm sorry to hear this.
My ex-wife just went through the same thing this Spring, which was difficult, because my daughter (living with her) was so excited about becoming a big sister.
I'm glad to hear it's something treatable so when you decide to become a MILF, all goes well. ;)

[Zens7s]

I'm sorry to hear this.
My ex-wife just went through the same thing this Spring, which was difficult, because my daughter (living with her) was so excited about becoming a big sister.
I'm glad to hear it's something treatable so when you decide to become a MILF, all goes well. ;)
Thanks for saying that, you are a sweetie. It is treatable. It's actually called RH disease, which is a fancy way of saying that I have a negative blood type, combined with the father's positive and I was carrying a positive-blooded child. Unfortunately our bodies don't take too kindly to two opposing forces in the same place. The negative blood cells attack the positive anitbodies and create all kinds of havoc. It basically results in a kind of blood poisoning and bodily war. The kind that makes me do drive-by barfings on Mobil gas stations :) Take that $3.09/gallon! *Note, this really did happen, but only because they insist on locking the outdoor bathrooms.

The good thing is that you can get a shot right after you miscarry that will stop the antibodies from gestating again...so next time I choose to have a baby it will have a better chance of not getting stuck in Space Invaders of the Body Land.

I feel sorry for your little girl, she sounds like a sweetie. I hope she gets a little one to teach her own version of life too soon.

[Psyche]

Thanks for saying that, you are a sweetie. It is treatable. It's actually called RH disease, which is a fancy way of saying that I have a negative blood type, combined with the father's positive and I was carrying a positive-blooded child. Unfortunately our bodies don't take too kindly to two opposing forces in the same place. The negative blood cells attack the positive anitbodies and create all kinds of havoc. It basically results in a kind of blood poisoning and bodily war. The kind that makes me do drive-by barfings on Mobil gas stations :) Take that $3.09/gallon! *Note, this really did happen, but only because they insist on locking the outdoor bathrooms.

The good thing is that you can get a shot right after you miscarry that will stop the antibodies from gestating again...so next time I choose to have a baby it will have a better chance of not getting stuck in Space Invaders of the Body Land.

I feel sorry for your little girl, she sounds like a sweetie. I hope she gets a little one to teach her own version of life too soon.


they used to require married couples to get blood tests when they applied for marriage licenses to prevent this from happening. I'm sorry to hear about your loss though =[

[freetoaster]

Very sorry Zens.

[bwdial]

I feel sorry for your little girl, she sounds like a sweetie. I hope she gets a little one to teach her own version of life too soon.

She's getting another shot. The ex is pregnant again. She thought she lost the second one, but she has two uteruses...yeah, strange...she was actually pregnant with twins. It's bizarre, but she's expecting this spring.

[Zens7s]

She's getting another shot. The ex is pregnant again. She thought she lost the second one, but she has two uteruses...yeah, strange...she was actually pregnant with twins. It's bizarre, but she's expecting this spring.
I hate to say it, but any woman with two uteruses is dangerous!

[Dave]

Wow, very sorry to hear this. I'm glad that they were able to figure out what was wrong.

[bwdial]

I hate to say it, but any woman with two uteruses is dangerous!

No shit. That time of the month was the month!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Zens, I am so sorry to hear about your loss. I guess at times when you think that you have it worse, you need to step back and realize that there are worse things happening to good people. Just know if you ever need to laugh or smile, I tell great knock knock jokes, or I could make you laugh my explaining how some people in my newsroom have lack of emotions. Much love to ya!

[Peoria]

I've been stuck on this damn reply board for a long time now. I don't know what to say at all. I don't know if I should say how much I wanted March 20th to be a double birthday. I don't know if I should say that I actually teared up when I read this. I don't know if I should make a joke to try and make you feel better (was trying to think of something about the car), albeit that I'm 3 days late. I can't even begin to comprehend how you must feel. This made me realize that this board is definitely like a second family to me, because I truly feel fuckin awful after reading that. All I have to say is: Zens, stay strong; you are a wonderful person.

[Zens7s]

I've been stuck on this damn reply board for a long time now. I don't know what to say at all. I don't know if I should say how much I wanted March 20th to be a double birthday. I don't know if I should say that I actually teared up when I read this. I don't know if I should make a joke to try and make you feel better (was trying to think of something about the car), albeit that I'm 3 days late. I can't even begin to comprehend how you must feel. This made me realize that this board is definitely like a second family to me, because I truly feel fuckin awful after reading that. All I have to say is: Zens, stay strong; you are a wonderful person.
Honestly, the very thought that you did care this much makes me feel better. [Hug] Our board really is a second family, and it's times like these that you see that so clearly. I think it also says something about you as a person that you can care about what happens to people. The good part about being that kind of person is you get that kind of caring in return. Thank you sweetie :)

Also, I will say I am feeling MUCH better. My energy is back to normal and I had a nice relaxing and fun Saturday out at my friends ranch down south. Everything happens for a reason, and this situation was looking pretty hard from the outset. Now I am able to look in new directions and make plans that are keeping my mind pretty occupied. Yet again, it's feeling cared about that makes all the difference!

[FanGirl]

I look at it as now that you know the problem when your ready to have kids it won't be an issue. Glad you're feeling better!

[jjcourtright]

Well, if that ain't a kick in the crotch. Actually that's how it happened...I'm sorry. I've never been one to shy away from bad jokes during uncomfortable moments...sorry. Hugs, now those I'm good at. [Hug] Glad to hear that you are already feeling better. Hope things work out for the better.

[TLS]

Sorry for what happened. I'm glad to hear you're doing ok though. I hope happier times lay ahead for you.

[Zens7s]

Today I had a bad day. A really bad one. Usually I take the train, but tonight I had plans after work so I drove. I walked out of work, opened the door to my truck, and it had been torn apart. They stole my stereo, all my CD's, my iPod, my best friends jacket, and destroyed the dashboard and my passenger door.

After the police came and I stopped sobbing I got into the truck to drive it back home. I went to reach to turn on the radio as a force of habit. Then I realized the new CD that FanGirl had mailed me last week was in the stereo when they stole it, because I was listening to it this morning on the way in.

Then the next thought I had was that I wanted to talk to her, because she knows how to make me feel better. After I got off the phone I thought about what is happening here today, and this thread. Through the ups and downs in my life; marriage, divorce, father's death, car stolen, pregnancy, miscarriage, breakups I have been able to come here and have support and love and even the occasional good argument. I have been able to pick up the phone and talk to people who genunely care about what happens to me outside this place.

I have belonged to only one web board in my life. It's been one of the most wonderful and suprising things that has happened, and for that I thank all of you.

[acid_soda]

You're Welcome! we love to have you here =]

[By-tor]

Fuckin' hell, Zens. That sucks the proverbial donkey. I'm so sorry. Have a nice glass of the vino, and join us in turning the archives inside out. JK started something we all need to finish.

[karmattack]

Where did you park that this happened while you were at work? Was it in the daytime? I can't believe what people do sometimes. My dad's house was robbed and his car was stolen the week before St. Paddy's Day. The people did it around 8AM. I just can't relate to that mentality at all. I can understand heroin adicts more than I can understand people who will break and steal other people's hard-earned, valuable, and sentimental things.

So sorry this happened to you, hon.

[Zens7s]

Where did you park that this happened while you were at work? Was it in the daytime? I can't believe what people do sometimes. My dad's house was robbed and his car was stolen the week before St. Paddy's Day. The people did it around 8AM. I just can't relate to that mentality at all. I can understand heroin adicts more than I can understand people who will break and steal other people's hard-earned, valuable, and sentimental things.

So sorry this happened to you, hon.
Here is the REALLY crazy part...I was parked directly in front of the door to work because I have an executive parking place. The guy that parks to the right of me has a new Mazarati and the guy on my left has a Lexus450. They pick my old truck to attack. Why bother? Even more wierd...there are security guards right inside the door I was parked and facing AND their are security cameras. Yet they were fucking around and weren't up there when it happened (supposedly).

All it took to break my lock was take a screwdriver, put it right under the lock, hit it to make a hole in the metal, and lift up and the lock pops.

[FanGirl]

We broke into my car in broad daylight with wire hangers and no one said a word. Amazing what goes on.

[karmattack]

We broke into my car in broad daylight with wire hangers and no one said a word. Amazing what goes on. Good point. Ahh yes. Memories. I can almost taste the salt of my tear-riddled defeat. Damn you, Zen! Damn you AND your mean-streets-of-Chicago tricks!

Zen, I had someone try that screwdriver trick with the ol' Porsche-Saturn-Boxter. It must be a common thing.

It seems like the majority of people I know have experienced some kind of major theft and/or vandalism. That's a really sad thought.

[Zens7s]

Oh God you guys, I just had the best laugh remembering that incident in the Sheraton Disneyland parking lot. You were SOOOOO mad I beat you, but in a good way.

If only Denyse and Fran knew how close they came to having us all show up to the wedding in jeans and t-shirts without our clothes locked in the car.

[Monster of Rock]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded. Any takers?

[By-tor]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded. Any takers?If it does it will still score higher in IQ than you ever could.

[acid_soda]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded. Any takers?

dude....i had a much meaner post here before..a MUCH meaner post...but since i'm excersising restrain here..i will simply say...please go away...nobody wants you here...i offered you advice...and you shake my hand...walk away...and SHIT on everybody...so please leave...and dont come back to the QS boards when they are opened...

[acid_soda]

so...everyone...how's it going?

[Zens7s]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded. Any takers?
The only way that is a safe bet is if your genetics were involved, and we know that would happen about the time that your "movie" becomes successful...AKA: never.

[Sheriff]

Mother Fucker,

Let me start by saying - Go Away. I am in a pissy mood. My first response would have undoubtedly gotten me kicked off this wonderful site so here is a second go. Maybe you think it’s funny to be annoying, stupidly vulgar, and irritating. This is probably how you get the attention of others in your real life, and you are old enough to not change, way to go shit for brains. You are a clueless fuck; you don’t know your asshole from your elbow. Keep searching in those abandoned buildings; unknowingly looking for what is missing in your soul. Trust me, on the path that you are on, you will find nothing of interest in either. Those places are a waste of time for you. Wake up or do yourself a favor:

1. Take a break from posting here for a week, then quit.


2. Volunteer for as many free samples at your company as possible, then take them all at once.

3. A short jog, a razorblade, a warm bath, you figure it out.

I have been away for a while and I don’t know what else you have posted on this site, but it is undoubtedly crap.
In case you missed it the first time - Go Away.

[JK]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded. Any takers?

I'll bet $10 that you wind up retarded after a group of real filmmakers beat your ass with a film can and a boom mic. Hell, I'd pay ten bucks just to watch. Where's the popcorn...

[phit_demon]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded. Any takers?
I really fucking hate this guy, I pray the the front end of a speeding truck is in his future. Would it be wrong to pray for that?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

See, I want to flame this guy. I want to balance wit and profanity the likes which he has never heard or read, and shock him into never coming back. But that's what he wants; he's flame baiting. Probably because he's flaming and wants company.

But I am at ease if I just remind myself of the awesomeness of Zens. There's a reason she is on a pedestal, and this jaggoff will never know why. That makes me feel better inside.

[Mighty Wingman]

I'll bet 10$ the baby comes out Retarded.
So he'll only be twice as smart as you.

[By-tor]

See, I want to flame this guy. I want to balance wit and profanity the likes which he has never heard or read, and shock him into never coming back. That's just it. Robbo. The sumbitch doesn't have enough thought process to get it. Fuckin' dumber than dirt.

[acid_soda]

ATTENTION...i have the equation that will solve this problem

Monster Of Rock+IGNORE LIST= :)

Drift, Drift....does everyone get my drift here?

[FanGirl]

Who's Monster of Rock? :)

[Zens7s]

I love the ignore feature. It's so cool. It even hides their old stuff.

[TLS]

See, I want to flame this guy. I want to balance wit and profanity the likes which he has never heard or read, and shock him into never coming back. But that's what he wants; he's flame baiting. Probably because he's flaming and wants company.

But I am at ease if I just remind myself of the awesomeness of Zens. There's a reason she is on a pedestal, and this jaggoff will never know why. That makes me feel better inside.
While visiting this jaggoff's profile I noticed his vicinity is about 15-20 minutes away from my work.
Would you like some help with your list, Robbo? :cool:

[Monster of Rock]

All I was saying is I have dibbs on molesting the kid first.

[By-tor]

All I was saying is I have dibbs on molesting the kid first.That should just about do it. Your time here is so fuckin' numbered. Cindy Brady will place the call, and I doubt you'll make it through the day. Hopefully this place will be around a little longer but you, fucktard, are history.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

That should just about do it. Your time here is so fuckin' numbered. Cindy Brady will place the call, and I doubt you'll make it through the day. Hopefully this place will be around a little longer but you, fucktard, are history.
Oh hell, I'm going Cindy Brady on his ass. I know it's a joke, but the last thing I want is to draw attention to the site because of comments like that.

[FanGirl]

Mark of the Devil:

http://www.bradybunchshrine.com/bradybunch/Pictures/Pictures2/bbredcindy.JPG

[acid_soda]

I would get all pissed...but i cant see the post...

Remember: When someone is a dick and is tottally pissing you off and bringing you down...Try adding them to the IGNORE LIST...i did...and i feel like a million dollars!

also...you can say the meanest things time and time again! No matter how vitriolic, mean, racist, disgusting, ect. the post its...all you will see is this...

Monster of Rock (http://member.php?u=8052) This message is hidden because Monster of Rock is on your ignore list (http://profile.php?do=editlist).


and when they finally go away/get banned...you can take him off the list...reveal all of his posts and have yourself a good laugh! :D

[By-tor]

Remember: When someone is a dick and is tottally pissing you off and bringing you down...Try adding them to the IGNORE LIST...i did...and i feel like a million dollars!See, that's where us Texans are different from most around the world. We aren't the kind that want to ignore idiots, we want to nail their asses up against the wall and leave 'em for the circling buzzards. I think JK will agree, if you're from The Lone Star State, you don't turn the other cheek, you straight-up whoop that ass. This guy is shit and I'd love nothing more than to show him the front end of my foot upside his head. But, Ms. Brady is taking care of that for us.

[acid_soda]

yeah...but he wants shit....he clearly wants to elicit a response from all of us with his bullshit mean posts...you're not hurting him...you're giving him what he wants...if you really want to nail his ass against the wall...then just act like he isnt there with the ignore feature...then he will feel like a lost child...who's been abandoned by his single parent...lost in a well...with his ass nailed flat against the wall. imagine

[By-tor]

Sorry, kid. I'm nothing close to a pacifist when it comes to confrontation. But, you give me hope for future generations. Obviously the right thing to do is hit the ignore button, but I like to keep up my chops when it comes to flame wars.

[acid_soda]

ok then...maybe you should send him hundreds of PM's saying "GO THE FUCK AWAY DIPSHIT!" so he can't send you one and request a read receipt

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I would get all pissed...but i cant see the post...

Remember: When someone is a dick and is tottally pissing you off and bringing you down...Try adding them to the IGNORE LIST...i did...and i feel like a million dollars!

also...you can say the meanest things time and time again! No matter how vitriolic, mean, racist, disgusting, ect. the post its...all you will see is this...



and when they finally go away/get banned...you can take him off the list...reveal all of his posts and have yourself a good laugh! :DHe's on my list too, but when someone quotes that, I can't look the other way.

[acid_soda]

thank god not all of the posts are quoted

[Zens7s]

I think its funny that he is so ignorant he doesn't realize you can't molest something that doesn't exist.

[karmattack]

...you can't molest something that doesn't exist. That's not true. You don't have anything called fidda-diddles, so how is it that I molest those every night? And don't say "in your dreams." You always say that. :eek:



:cool:

[Zens7s]

That's not true. You don't have anything called fidda-diddles, so how is it that I molest those every night? And don't say "in your dreams." You always say that. :eek:



:cool:
But it is in my dreams...every night...

[Zen stares dreamily off to space and promptly falls off her office chair onto the floor]

[Zens7s]

So as an update to my previous post on my car, the insurance company totaled my truck out because of the damage. I bought a new car yesterday.

[JK]

...I bought a new car yesterday.


Wellllll? Details?

Don't tease... I get enough of that as it is...

[jjcourtright]

Today I had a bad day. A really bad one. Usually I take the train, but tonight I had plans after work so I drove. I walked out of work, opened the door to my truck, and it had been torn apart. They stole my stereo, all my CD's, my iPod, my best friends jacket, and destroyed the dashboard and my passenger door.

After the police came and I stopped sobbing I got into the truck to drive it back home. I went to reach to turn on the radio as a force of habit. Then I realized the new CD that FanGirl had mailed me last week was in the stereo when they stole it, because I was listening to it this morning on the way in.

Then the next thought I had was that I wanted to talk to her, because she knows how to make me feel better. After I got off the phone I thought about what is happening here today, and this thread. Through the ups and downs in my life; marriage, divorce, father's death, car stolen, pregnancy, miscarriage, breakups I have been able to come here and have support and love and even the occasional good argument. I have been able to pick up the phone and talk to people who genunely care about what happens to me outside this place.

I have belonged to only one web board in my life. It's been one of the most wonderful and suprising things that has happened, and for that I thank all of you.
Reason# 472 why Zens should leave Texas and move to Colorado.

Sorry babe. I have never felt as violated as when those bastards stole my CDs. Fuckers.

[TLS]

That does suck Zens. I'm sorry. Seems like there should be a ruling in Texas: If your car or parts of your car gets stolen more than once then you get to have any car for free.

I hope things get better for you. Enjoy your new car.

[Zens7s]

Wellllll? Details?

Don't tease... I get enough of that as it is...
I bought a Mercedes SL500...which is a bit of a switch from my 1996 Dodge Ram :)

I bought this additional insurance you can get here called "Gap insurance". It cover the difference (gap) that your insurance will not cover in case of a total loss of your vehicle due to physical damage or theft. That way you don't end up upside down if you total your car.

I figured with my luck (and everyone elses around here) it was a good investment for $20 a month for 19 months.

[jjcourtright]

Amanda pimps the hell out of gap insurance. Partly because she gets extra money when she sells it, and partly because it is such a good idea.

[Zens7s]

Amanda pimps the hell out of gap insurance. Partly because she gets extra money when she sells it, and partly because it is such a good idea.
Tell her she can use me as a "Worst Case Scenario" anytime she wants.

It really is a good idea. I have never heard of it until now.

[Zens7s]

Here she is:

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2006/3/25/198/682/233665936.198682994.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg
As FanGirl said...the last thing I needed was something to make my hair even bigger!

She wanted to know the cars name...I don't have one yet. Anybody want to take a stab at it?

[jjcourtright]

Mid life crisis would be my vote if you weren't still in your 20s...

[Zens7s]

Mid life crisis would be my vote if you weren't still in your 20s...
FanGirl said I was too young to own one. However, she is forgetting that when I was married my husband went out and bought a new Deville that I hated, and was then forced to drive.

You have no idea the humilation of being seen in a car that size with a faux leather top and chrome rims. Hello Hip Hop Granny!

[Zens7s]

Mid life crisis would be my vote if you weren't still in your 20s...
Also note, I bought the car because I have a small penis.

[jjcourtright]

Also note, I bought the car because I have a small penis.Huh. In my roofie-influenced haze I seem to recall meeting you...or maybe it was somebody else with small-man syndrome.

[Dave]

So, JJ, want to go camping?

[Zens7s]

So, JJ, want to go camping?
Why? Are you planning on pitching a tent? If so, can I be invited?

[phit_demon]

Here she is:

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2006/3/25/198/682/233665936.198682994.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg
Yarr! She's a beauty, to be true...

http://www.reelaffair.com/images/rates1.jpg

[By-tor]

That's one sweet-ass vehicle. Congrats, girl!!!

[acid_soda]

My, oh my, zens...that car totally owns any car that i have even been within 100 feet of...=D

[Monster of Rock]

While visiting this jaggoff's profile I noticed his vicinity is about 15-20 minutes away from my work.
Would you like some help with your list, Robbo? :cool:

I'm in Fort Ann all the time, I'm Joshs buddy. Nice dog by the way.

[TLS]

You lie.
Josh has much better taste in friends than to hang around with you.


Nice search on me by the way. You really do your homework.

[Zens7s]

He spends so much time craving approval, but does it like little kids do it...being bad to get attention.

Sad, eh?

[acid_soda]

He's gone again...THANK GOD!