Knapping flints? Is that what they're calling it?

[JK]

"Nine times out of ten, it's a sacred artifact, but sometimes... it's a dildo (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm)."

People shouldn't leave these things lying around where just anyone can find 'em.



Buncha freaks...

[Matthew]

That probably belonged to Dr. Ruth!

[FanGirl]

Some girl in the other realm is mortified that they found that. Poor girl.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Some girl in the other realm is mortified that they found that. Poor girl.

Or BOY!! :eek:

[Gotherella]

The prehistoric "tool"
Hehehehehe

[psychofiend]

"Nine times out of ten, it's a sacred artifact, but sometimes... it's a dildo (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm)."
People shouldn't leave these things lying around where just anyone can find 'em.
Buncha freaks...
It made this come to mind...
http://www.lambiek.net/artists/ripley_robert_l/ripley_robertl_believit.jpg

[By-tor]

Hasbro knapping flints. Batteries not included.:p

[KingBison]

Obviously we can never use the term, "YOUR" caveman dildo, always "A" caveman dildo!!!

[KingBison]

Caveman chicks had it going on boy!!! Ladys and gentleman civilizations first pin-up....


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41129000/jpg/_41129729_venus_bbc_203.jpg

[By-tor]

Caveman chicks had it going on boy!!! Ladys and gentleman civilizations first pin-up....


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41129000/jpg/_41129729_venus_bbc_203.jpg
Should have been a 2-bagger.

[Zens7s]

Should have been a 2-bagger.She must have had a heck of a mate because it would take a lot of animal clubbing to keep her that fat!

[KingBison]

So i go over my girls house. Guess what she has in her sewing room....The little female statue. I kid you not, its the same exact one except its in some sort of metal probably brass or iron. It freaked me out when I saw it. Ill try to get a pic of it and post it on the boards.

[jjcourtright]

You know what I find to be weirder than KB finding that statue in his girls sewing room?...The fact that his girl has a sewing room.

[KingBison]

lol Its more like an office with like 1/2 the room dedicated to sewing shit.

[Zens7s]

You know what I find to be weirder than KB finding that statue in his girls sewing room?...The fact that his girl has a sewing room.I wish I knew how to sew. My mother can do some crazy awesome stuff and I have zero talent in that area.

When I was growing up she knew people in the garmet industry and could get remmnants from the big designers fabrics...Ralph Lauren, Burberry, etc. It was great.

[acid_soda]

I took Sewing for three semesters (not consecutively).

I want some remanants of denim or polo-t-shirts, so i could have get good-looking rags for CHEAP.

[TLS]

"Does your mother sew? Get her to sew this!"
Sorry about that. I just felt the need to add a Walken quote there. I remember him saying it, but I'm not sure where it's from.

I actually have a sewing/office room. I'm terrible at sewing, but I have a machine so I try. It's funny, if you go into my house you'll see all my curtains look crooked. I didn't hang them crooked, they are just cut and sewn that way.

[Tydyed Bandit]

"Does your mother sew? Get her to sew this!"
Sorry about that. I just felt the need to add a Walken quote there. I remember him saying it, but I'm not sure where it's from.

I actually have a sewing/office room. I'm terrible at sewing, but I have a machine so I try. It's funny, if you go into my house you'll see all my curtains look crooked. I didn't hang them crooked, they are just cut and sewn that way.

It was in Joe Dirt for sure. Could have been in other movies...

As for the figurine, it's supposed to represent fertility, the woman is shown as being very pregnant with breasts swelling with milk, her hands resting on top of them in an open manner. It doesn't represent beauty, mearly fertility.

[TLS]

her hands resting on top of them in an open manner. It doesn't represent beauty, mearly fertility.
Oh, those are her hands, I thought she was wearing a coconut bra.

[By-tor]

... with breasts swelling with milk...
That ain't the only thing swelling. :D

[ratm1966]

A radio station out of El Paso did a story on this yesterday. I wish they had it as an MP3 or something. It was hilarious. After making fun of the story, they started talking about porn that was even older. They then played a couple minute long file of soundbites from the Flintstones. When put together, they made it seem as if it was an adult movie. Friggin' hilarious!

[acid_soda]

maybey they'll have an MP3 on the site for purchasing. what you said about the clip sounds funny as hell.

[Zens7s]

As for the figurine, it's supposed to represent fertility, the woman is shown as being very pregnant with breasts swelling with milk, her hands resting on top of them in an open manner. It doesn't represent beauty, mearly fertility.Oh sweet Jesus of mercy...

[Zen looks down at her own breasts and then at the picture]

Please don't tell me they are going to get bigger. Isn't there a stop growing spray or something?

Also, I think King Bison better be careful if his girlfriend has ancient fertility dolls in her bedroom. Hmmm....

[KingBison]

Hopefully I dont fall into that 99% like some people I know. lol.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Oh sweet Jesus of mercy...

[Zen looks down at her own breasts and then at the picture]

Please don't tell me they are going to get bigger. Isn't there a stop growing spray or something?

Also, I think King Bison better be careful if his girlfriend has ancient fertility dolls in her bedroom. Hmmm....


Oh, they'll get bigger.

Much, much bigger.



(send pictures, please ;))

[Zens7s]

Hopefully I dont fall into that 99% like some people I know. lol.
Think of 100 people you know. If 99 of them haven't been caught yet then you know it's you.

It's like the old statistic that 25% of the population has serious mental disorders. If you look at 3 other people you know and they are normal then it's you.

[Gotherella]

Oh sweet Jesus of mercy...

[Zen looks down at her own breasts and then at the picture]

Please don't tell me they are going to get bigger. Isn't there a stop growing spray or something?

Get a wheelbarrow, my dear, you're going to need it. Good news (for you anyway) is that after using them for their intended purpose (feeding the baby, you horndogs!), they most likely will be smaller than before. I went from a G to a C/D after two kids.

[Zens7s]

Get a wheelbarrow, my dear, you're going to need it. Good news (for you anyway) is that after using them for their intended purpose (feeding the baby, you horndogs!), they most likely will be smaller than before. I went from a G to a C/D after two kids.That is news I like to hear! I would love to go back to a C, or even a low D. That way Fangirl can loan me shirts again and I don't have to hear her complain about me stretching the top out. :)

Holy cow...you were a G? I never would have guessed that. Your so thin too.

[Gotherella]

That is news I like to hear! I would love to go back to a C, or even a low D. That way Fangirl can loan me shirts again and I don't have to hear her complain about me stretching the top out. :)

Holy cow...you were a G? I never would have guessed that. Your so thin too.

Uh, yeah. I was a bit, shall we say, topheavy. I had a male friend who called me "G-Whiz". Think toothpick and two watermelons... not pretty. Try getting anyone to take you seriously when you look like that. And I hate to think what my cup size was when I was pregnant! I've heard the sizes go to P for Parton. :D

[jjcourtright]

I was going to make a G for Godamn joke, but you beat me.

[actualsize]

Uh, yeah. I was a bit, shall we say, topheavy. I had a male friend who called me "G-Whiz". Hey!! I've not heard this before!

So Zens, to illustrate, this is what you have to look forward to...

Before pregnancy
//(o)(o)\\

During/just after
//( o )( o )\\

Your mileage may vary...

[By-tor]

Before pregnancy
//(o)(o)\\

During/just after
//( o )( o )\\

:eek: Hell yeah. All's I got to say is..\m/...\m/...ROCK ON ZENS!!!

[Matthew]

Zens, you know how when your boyfriend starts whining, you just put a boob in his mouth to shut him up?

It works on babies too!

[psychofiend]

:eek: Hell yeah. All's I got to say is..\m/...\m/...ROCK ON ZENS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS: \m/ MEAN?? It looks stupid to me.

[JK]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS: \m/ MEAN?? It looks stupid to me.

Imagine for a moment that the \ is your pinky finger. Imagine that the / is your index finger. Imagine then that the m is your ring finger and middle finger bent down under your thumb... In Mulletsville, it's the universal symbol for \m/ ROCK 'N ROLL DUDE \m/!!! In Italy, it's called a cornutto- which symbolizes "while you're here, your wife is at home entertaining your best friend" In American Standard sign language, it means "I love you" and in Texas, it means "Die you Aggie Scumbucket, trampled beneath the hooves of Beevo!"

Okay, maybe not the last one...

[By-tor]

Imagine for a moment that the \ is your pinky finger. Imagine that the / is your index finger. Imagine then that the m is your ring finger and middle finger bent down under your thumb... In Mulletsville, it's the universal symbol for \m/ ROCK 'N ROLL DUDE \m/!!!
Hey, screw you buddy ;). I ain't had a mullet for going on 15 years.:D

[By-tor]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS: \m/ MEAN?? It looks stupid to me.
Stupid is, as stupid does.:rolleyes:

[Gotherella]

Imagine for a moment that the \ is your pinky finger. Imagine that the / is your index finger. Imagine then that the m is your ring finger and middle finger bent down under your thumb... In Mulletsville, it's the universal symbol for \m/ ROCK 'N ROLL DUDE \m/!!! In Italy, it's called a cornutto- which symbolizes "while you're here, your wife is at home entertaining your best friend" In American Standard sign language, it means "I love you" and in Texas, it means "Die you Aggie Scumbucket, trampled beneath the hooves of Beevo!"

Actually this means I love you -- you gotta show the thumb:
http://static.userland.com/weblogsCom/images/maddogweblogscom/ASLIloveyou.jpg

Is this the Texas Beevo one you mean?
http://www.prisonplanet.com/images/january2005/220105sign1.jpg

[JK]

Actually this means I love you -- you gotta show the thumb:
http://static.userland.com/weblogsCom/images/maddogweblogscom/ASLIloveyou.jpg



Yes, I know.


In American Standard sign language, it means "I love you"


The above reference for was illustration purposes only. \m/:D \m/

[Tydyed Bandit]

\m/nnnnnnl\m/
llOl~nl:Dln~lO

How's that look for thumbs?

[By-tor]

\m/nnnnnnl\m/
llOl~nl:Dln~lO

How's that look for thumbs?
Okay I guess, but why are your palms all rubbed raw? :D