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Mighty Wingman
07-24-2005, 04:07 PM
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is : You break the first rule in this thread.
Who would you match yourself up against ?
Who do you think you could take ?
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ?
What say you ?
Tydyed Bandit
07-24-2005, 07:11 PM
I'll take on alla y'all bitches.
Razorback
07-24-2005, 07:14 PM
Who would you match yourself up against ? It doesn't matter, I would win.
Who do you think you could take ? Every single one of you. Though I would much rather go up against the ladies and wrestle them into submission.
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ? Me, against any of you... I win.
By-tor
07-24-2005, 07:51 PM
Who would you match yourself up against ? It doesn't matter, I would win.
Who do you think you could take ? Every single one of you. Though I would much rather go up against the ladies and wrestle them into submission.
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ? Me, against any of you... I win.
Bring it cellar-dweller :D. But, I'll scream "uncle" right now if it's got anything to do with Star Wars.;) And if ya need a tag-team partner against any of the ladies, I'll gladly take the job.
psychofiend
07-24-2005, 09:04 PM
Who would you match yourself up against? Razorback
Who do you think you could take? I don't really care who i can take.
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome? I'd like to see Fangirl versus Ilovepapasmurf.
What say you? I say "Let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmble."
Who would you match yourself up against? I'm a lover, not a fighter, but then again, I love to fight. Lately, I've been itchin' to beat someone senseless- lots of pent up hostilities. As far as going toe to toe with someone from the 'shoot, I'd like to take on every hit&run spammy-cake-can't-take-a-hint-and-leave noob in a cage match. "You ain't going nowhere. I've got you for three minutes- three minutes of PAIN!"
Who do you think you could take? I never go into a fight with the assumption I'm going to win (or lose) It clouds your instincts.
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ? I've seen enough already.
Droogan_Leader
07-24-2005, 11:42 PM
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is : You break the first rule in this thread.
Who would you match yourself up against ?
Who do you think you could take ?
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ?
What say you ?
Come on, folks--some of these replies are such wuss responses. Fight Club isn't about grudges--it's about pent-up aggression, and releasing it on your friends, and afterward, thanking your opponent with a nice, bloody hug.
On that note, I would fight you, Wingman. I think you would be a great fight.
I'd also like to have the crap beat out of me, and I think Matthew would do that quite well.
As for a lot of you, you don't even have pictures of yourself, so I can't say, but I have to agree with RB that fighting someone like Zens or Fangirl, or ozchick, would be fun. I don't know if any of you are bigger than I am, but I can float like a butterfly, so you predict the outcome.
As for the matchups question, I like spontenaity, so I'll pass.
Come on, folks--some of these replies are such wuss responses.
I'll fight ya.
Threadkiller
07-25-2005, 03:37 AM
Who would you match yourself up against ?Scott Baio
Who do you think you could take ? Seeing as I've never been in a real fight, I'm thinking I could still take Dmoney and Tracker but probably nobody else.
Gotherella
07-25-2005, 04:40 PM
Seeing as I am probably the teeniest human here, and I am allergic to pain, I volunteer to keep score.
Mighty Wingman
07-25-2005, 06:13 PM
Scott Baio
He-he-he, Time to show Charles who's in charge!
Come on, folks--some of these replies are such wuss responses. Fight Club isn't about grudges--it's about pent-up aggression, and releasing it on your friends, and afterward, thanking your opponent with a nice, bloody hug.
On that note, I would fight you, Wingman. I think you would be a great fight.
Oh , C'mon Droog , that'd be like putting a weiner a dog in the ring with a velociraptor. ;)
I'd also like to have the crap beat out of me, and I think Matthew would do that quite well.
As for a lot of you, you don't even have pictures of yourself, so I can't say, but I have to agree with RB that fighting someone like Zens or Fangirl, or ozchick, would be fun. I don't know if any of you are bigger than I am, but I can float like a butterfly, so you predict the outcome.
As for the matchups question, I like spontenaity, so I'll pass.
Well, you'll never cover the spread with that attitude.
Droogan_Leader
07-25-2005, 06:14 PM
I'll fight ya.
I'd like to see who'd win! If we ever do get together, let's agree to start a brawl.
I am a wuss and I bet I could take you all on, one handed and blind-folded. You're no match for my snake in eagle shadow and drunken fist.
Well, except maybe FanGirl.... Hmmm, I wonder who would win Batman or Jackie Chan?
Assassin
07-26-2005, 11:33 AM
*crawls threw the air ducts until he has a good angle on everyone is in view*
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
*Takes out everyone in the room. Drops a piece of paper down. As it lands on the ground, you can see it says "I WIN."*
bwdial
07-26-2005, 12:36 PM
*crawls threw the air ducts until he has a good angle on everyone is in view*
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
THWIP
*Takes out everyone in the room. Drops a piece of paper down. As it lands on the ground, you can see it says "I WIN."*
There aren't any airducts in MPS, silly.
Zens7s
07-26-2005, 12:41 PM
There aren't any airducts in MPS, silly.Yes there are, right between my ears.
Omaru
07-26-2005, 04:48 PM
*walks in, notices the bloodbath, looks around, sees the card*
Hey what's this here
*puts his signature at the bottom of the card*
I'm the champeeeen!
Droogan_Leader
07-26-2005, 05:29 PM
*walks in, notices the bloodbath, looks around, sees the card*
Hey what's this here
*puts his signature at the bottom of the card*
I'm the champeeeen!
That was friggin comical genius.
Psyche
07-28-2005, 12:06 AM
can I just watch? I don't fight. I just clean up the mess afterwards
EternalStrife
07-28-2005, 06:00 AM
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is : You break the first rule in this thread.
Who would you match yourself up against ?
Who do you think you could take ?
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ?
What say you ?
Oh no! I know how this one always goes for me. Everytime I imagine I would come out the victor, but everytime it's actually more like 2 seconds into it I would be on the ground going "Whuuu....?"
acid_soda
07-28-2005, 03:44 PM
I would start a fight, but i would just wind up getting my ass whupped.
Mighty Wingman
07-31-2005, 01:17 PM
At least you're humble . Now , on your knees and acknowledge my rockitude !
Peoria
07-31-2005, 06:39 PM
Who would you match yourself up against ?
Who do you think you could take ?
What matchups would you like to see and how would you predict the outcome ?
What say you ?
1. Acid Soda. We're budz and the kid is hyper as a mofo so he'd probally be an interesting opponent. Also, Zens. Just so I could fight two people at once:=).
2. It depends on my mood, level of energy, and intoxication.
3. The droog v. JK sounds amusing, but I'd probally have to put my money on JK.
4. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Smoke weed every day.
acid_soda
07-31-2005, 09:00 PM
Peoria is right
and with Zens7s by my side, i might stand a chance :o
Peoria
07-31-2005, 09:10 PM
:::whispers to Acid that he was talking about Zens being pregnant:::
acid_soda
07-31-2005, 09:13 PM
**acid hears peoria's comment***
oh, yeah. I forgot about that...:(
Zens7s
08-01-2005, 11:14 AM
**acid hears peoria's comment***
oh, yeah. I forgot about that...:(Well I like the sentiment just the same. I will be fully able to brawl again after March 20th-ish. Of course, my idea of brawling is flipping my hair in their face and pointing out their obvious lack of taste in shoes.
Peoria
08-02-2005, 05:44 PM
Well I like the sentiment just the same. I will be fully able to brawl again after March 20th-ish. Of course, my idea of brawling is flipping my hair in their face and pointing out their obvious lack of taste in shoes. March 20th, isn't that the first day of spring? That would be a good day to have a birthday. I wonder if any poop shooters have a birthday on March 20th.;)
I gave it some thought, and I'd like to be matched against Rb. Though it'd have to be by my rules.
1.) No clothes
2.) No hair pulling
3.) Located in a ring full of $200 worth of pudding. (Has to be chocoalte though because I look good in brown.)
I'd also like to see these:
MW vs Robo
Matthew vs Smurfy
ByTor vs Bamss
karma vs FanGirl
(Hmmm, who would win)
By-tor
08-02-2005, 08:08 PM
I gave it some thought, and I'd like to be matched against Rb. Though it'd have to be by my rules.
1.) No clothes
2.) No hair pulling
3.) Located in a ring full of $200 worth of pudding. (Has to be chocoalte though because I look good in brown.)
Dibs on front row seats. But only if RB dons the Darth Vader cape. :D
ByTor vs Bamss
(Hmmm, who would win)
Damn girl, I hate to go up against someone who's musical taste is so close to mine(no jokes required). And I'll be damned if I get in the ring with all those fish he slaps around. Stiiinnnky!
marksiwel
08-02-2005, 11:08 PM
I think I could take Ryall on, he doesnt look that big. I'm 6'2 and 260 pounds and still young (21). I say Bring it.
Zens7s
08-03-2005, 12:46 PM
March 20th, isn't that the first day of spring? That would be a good day to have a birthday. I wonder if any poop shooters have a birthday on March 20th.;)
Ha! I might be giving you an additonal birthday present this year. :)
Peoria
08-03-2005, 04:35 PM
I see how it is: You and Bently go and have all the fun, then you use the super sexy charmingness that is shared by all the Poop Shoot Babes (heh heh that sounds dirty) to get me to take care of the baby. To quote Alec Baldwin "Well played Clerks (he meant Zens), well played"
By-tor
08-03-2005, 04:43 PM
I see how it is: You and Bently go and have all the fun, then you use the super sexy charmingness that is shared by all the Poop Shoot Babes (heh heh that sounds dirty) to get me to take care of the baby. To quote Alec Baldwin "Well plaid Clerks (he meant Zens), well plaid"
Plaid, played,... it's all the same.
"Well plaid Clerks (he meant Zens), well plaid"
http://www.tracytheatreoriginals.com/Design/plaid%20fabric.jpg
Well?
Zens7s
08-03-2005, 04:48 PM
I see how it is: You and Bently go and have all the fun, then you use the super sexy charmingness that is shared by all the Poop Shoot Babes (heh heh that sounds dirty) to get me to take care of the baby. To quote Alec Baldwin "Well plaid Clerks (he meant Zens), well plaid"Believe me, we had fun. :D
acid_soda
08-03-2005, 04:50 PM
http://www.tracytheatreoriginals.com/Design/plaid%20fabric.jpg
Well?
Zens7s sure has a thing for plaid ;)
Zens7s
08-03-2005, 05:05 PM
Zens7s sure has a thing for plaid ;)He's gone to plaid!
[Think Spaceballs]
Razorback
08-03-2005, 05:11 PM
2.) No hair pulling
What the... that is one of the best parts!
What the... that is one of the best parts!
But I thought the best part would be...
*sigh*
Nevermind. :(
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