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KingBison
07-22-2005, 11:57 AM
First off, I just wanna thank the little people who allow the VS. CORNER to continue. I know some of you cried when you saw the Title to this post, some rejoiced but in the end, you all wasted minutes of your life you wont be getting back. Remember readers like you make the VS. Corner happen and its good to be back. For this I thank you and leave you with a small quote.
"Whos the Master?" - The Shogun of Harlem
In this crazy world we live in there are only two truths, One, if you want to survive you have to carve out your own space and two, fighting solves anything and everything, so I have combined both and come up with a little weekly poll Event I like to call…BUM BUM BUM
"THE VS CORNER"
This vs. corner is dedicated to my little sister. My sister is your typical prissy girl. She dosent know a twin ion engine for a hyperdrive reactor. My sister doesnt know what the hell a lightsaber is made out of, and still calls the man "Dark" Vader, but she has seen Episode III 3 times. You wanna know why, Ill tell you why. Its cause she think Hayden is hot. Now the problem this posed to me is why now. Did Mr. Hamill have the same affect on women back in his day. What is it about hayden that makes him so, as my sister put it, SEXY!! Perhaps its the powerful lure of the Dark Side(everyone knows the dark side is the cooler side ha!). After talking with my sister, I came to realize what the reason was. As it turns out it was the evil. That rage the boiled inside anakin, thats what makes him sexy in the eyes of countless teenage girls around the country. Bringing them into the star wars universe. Transplanting hot teenage mall queens into a world of cons, computers and geeks. Who knows were this could lead, 501st garrison members getting laid??? Like charelton heston getting used to monkey planet, now we the star wars fans must get used to Hayden groupies. But is this a good thing. So I come before the females(and sexually comfortable males) of moviepoopshoot like I have countless time before and pose the question that is eating everyone upinside. Who is better Lightside Non-sexy Anakin or Dark-side Chick magnet Anakin
http://www.virgin.net/movies/moviespecials/starwars/wherearetheynow/pix/09_main.jpg
OR
http://www.elpais.es/elpaismedia/ultimahora/media/200502/05/cultura/20050205elpepucul_1_I_LCO.jpg
Razorback
07-22-2005, 12:54 PM
Funny. My friend has seen the movie a few times and her comment afterwards is always "Hayden is so hot!"
I think she is a lesbian too so I am not sure what that means. ;)
After talking with my sister, I came to realize what the reason was. As it turns out it was the evil.
No, I think you're wrong. It's the power he has. Chicks dig power... well that, and his lips. They look soft and kissable. (Exfoliate and wear chapstick, that's the secret.) Well, it's not really a secret, it's just hidden in magazine articles that most guys would never read.
KingBison
07-22-2005, 03:08 PM
So I asked my sister what she thought. She told me its the look he gives in the cloak. Thats what she finds the sexiest.
So I asked my sister what she thought. She told me its the look he gives in the cloak. Thats what she finds the sexiest.
Well, yeah, the look is sexy, but it's sexy because it's mysterious. I think being mysterious makes someone sexy. You end up curious about him or her and that can lead you to thinking some wild fantasy about the person.
KingBison
07-22-2005, 03:35 PM
What about my avatar, do you find it sexy???? LOL. Personally I like Dark side anakin. Light side anakin wasnt cool enough to make my life long obsession with star wars seem cool. Now when I go to partys and am able to sing word for word the original ending song to ROTJ, I go home with this
http://www.redhotgirls.com/profile_photo/pending/162_558.jpg
By-tor
07-22-2005, 03:42 PM
So I asked my sister what she thought. She told me its the look he gives in the cloak. Thats what she finds the sexiest.
It's all about the "bad boys". Most of the female population would disagree, but subconsciously the ladies love the "James Dean" thing in the guys. Ladies, care to disagree?
KingBison
07-22-2005, 03:51 PM
So which one do you prefer BY-tor
What about my avatar, do you find it sexy????
If I were a zombie chic, you're avatar would more likely resemble a Tweedle Dum. ;)
Personally I like Dark side anakin.
I too, but mainly because the Light side anakin picture you posted is alot younger, and I aint into that. You kinda weighted the competition there.
Now when I go to partys and am able to sing word for word the original ending song to ROTJ,
Word for word, eh...
I go home with this
http://www.redhotgirls.com/profile_photo/pending/162_558.jpg
Hmmph, tube tops were sooo 3 years ago. ;)
KingBison
07-22-2005, 03:59 PM
WORD FOR WORD!!!!!
ps let me fix that weighted thing
By-tor
07-22-2005, 04:00 PM
Well, yeah, the look is sexy, but it's sexy because it's mysterious. I think being mysterious makes someone sexy. You end up curious about him or her and that can lead you to thinking some wild fantasy about the person.
TLS+mystery=some wild fantasy. ;)
Omaru
07-22-2005, 04:15 PM
It's all in the hair, that Padawan crew cut and Platt is borderline screaming German Homosexual, not sexy, but the other hair scream Jason Patric in Lost boys level of coolness!
ps let me fix that weighted thing
Nice, now to answer your question on who is better. Well, one would normally jump to the conclusion that the Light side Anakin is better because he is good and good is always better, but he wasn't better because he made the mistake of turning evil. Then again the Dark side Anakin was so full of emotion and blinded to what the truth was, so he wasn't really better either. When he turned to Darth Vader he realized his mistakes, but he didn't correct them yet, so he wasn't better either. I'd say the better Anakin is the Darth Vader/Anakin the split second before he dies in the last episode.
Then again you probably just want to know which one girls falls for and that would be in my opinion the Dark Side Anakin. Again because of the whole mystery/sexy situation. Though the Light side Anakin is cute, he's more average looking than the Dark side Anakin.
To sum it up:
Light Ani -he'd be the one to take home to meet mom.
The Dark Ani, well, he'd be the one I'd dream/fantasize about.
Mighty Wingman
07-22-2005, 05:17 PM
I think she is a lesbian too so I am not sure what that means. ;)
RB, just because a woman refuses to sleep with you, does not make her a lesbian. ;)
Gotherella
07-22-2005, 05:26 PM
I say eeeeew to both.
Tydyed Bandit
07-22-2005, 06:06 PM
I say eeeeew to both.
Right on!
Even if I were gay I wouldn't bone him either way.
By-tor
07-22-2005, 06:15 PM
So which one do you prefer BY-tor
Yeah, what's the deal with sexual preference here? I'm By-tor, not BY-tor, ya rat bastard.
Tydyed Bandit
07-22-2005, 06:17 PM
Uhhh,, if you mean Bisexual, its BI, not BY.
Sheesh!
By-tor
07-22-2005, 06:18 PM
Right on!
Even if I were gay I wouldn't bone him either way.
If ????????:D
Razorback
07-22-2005, 06:24 PM
RB, just because a woman refuses to sleep with you, does not make her a lesbian. ;)
Oh, yes it does!
Razorback
07-22-2005, 06:29 PM
My friend says that this photo of Anakin is one of her favorite:
http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/explore/sithsnap/2005/07/img/ep3_ia_92718.jpg
No idea why.
By-tor
07-22-2005, 06:33 PM
My friend says that this photo of Anakin is one of her favorite:
http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/explore/sithsnap/2005/07/img/ep3_ia_92718.jpg
No idea why.
RB, I know "they" talk about the "wooden" acting and what not, but look at his eyes. The guy has got some serious "Should I stay or should I go" issues working.
I voted for the Dark Anakin. Most of my life, I was the type of guy a girl would bring home to momma. Therefore, I never got any play. It was always the dude who thought he knew what was best for everyone (what was best for him) and did whatever he pleased that got the girls. The unstable, bad boys are always sexier than the stable, altar boys. People are drawn to power- not just the ladies, but guys, too, will gravitate towards an alpha male. Ladies want to be with him and men want to be him (not Anakin, necessarily, but the alpha male.)
Razorback
07-22-2005, 06:46 PM
RB, I know "they" talk about the "wooden" acting and what not, but look at his eyes. The guy has got some serious "Should I stay or should I go" issues working.
I can see wooden acting in the entire saga, and even some in Revenge, but for the most part I thought it was as well performed as I ever imagined possible. Hayden is great in a few scenes. I just think the guy isn't all that good at looping his lines.
PatrickBatman
07-22-2005, 07:01 PM
That's it I'm joining the darkside.
ozchick
07-23-2005, 03:13 AM
I too voted for darkside Ani. I agree with Omaru though: His hair is a big do-able factor for me. Plus his eyes - mmmmmmmmmm.
When I first read the question I had the same response as TLS - Light Ani you can take home to mum but the hotness is greatly increased in Episode 3.
Mighty Wingman
07-23-2005, 07:57 AM
Oh, yes it does!
Why did I hear that in Smigels' voice?
RB, I know "they" talk about the "wooden" acting and what not, but look at his eyes. The guy has got some serious "Should I stay or should I go" issues working.
If he stays there will be trouble , If he goes it will be double.
I voted for the Dark Anakin. Most of my life, I was the type of guy a girl would bring home to momma. Therefore, I never got any play. It was always the dude who thought he knew what was best for everyone (what was best for him) and did whatever he pleased that got the girls. The unstable, bad boys are always sexier than the stable, altar boys. People are drawn to power- not just the ladies, but guys, too, will gravitate towards an alpha male. Ladies want to be with him and men want to be him (not Anakin, necessarily, but the alpha male.)
Oh, you think it's easy to bein' me ?
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