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dark_phenix
07-16-2005, 09:44 AM
Julian McMahon - Actor Envy (http://66.102.142.54/razzies/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=29&PN=1)

Tydyed Bandit
07-16-2005, 11:14 AM
1. Your name is spelled wrong. P-h-o-e-n-i-x.

2. We love how you posted a link here to a different forum, thus possibly stealing members of this one to go to that one. Thanks, we love that.

3. Your post on the 'other' forum, which you so stupidly linked to, was terrible. This is basically how it goes: "McMahon SUCKED, they were smoking weed or something when they cast him." Is that honestly a post that should condemn a man to get a Razzie? WHY was he so bad? What ABOUT his acting didn't you like? Why is it that YOU of ALL people who have this amazing knowledge of movies, havn't been asked to work on one? I mean I know that you have these great ideas and all, so why doesn't Hollywood want to listen. Oh, wait, i just figured it out. It's because you're retarded.

4. I'm fairly sure that you won't be back around here any time soon, and I really hope that I'm right.

Razorback
07-16-2005, 05:07 PM
I am always amused by popular trends... someone sucks, someone rules, some movie is the greatest ever... and it is always the same people babbling about the same things.

I am sure there was a much worse performance this year from some indy film.

Tydyed Bandit
07-16-2005, 05:57 PM
Not to mention the fact that PhOenix couldn't have done any better.

dark_phenix
07-16-2005, 07:43 PM
1. Your name is spelled wrong. P-h-o-e-n-i-x.

2. We love how you posted a link here to a different forum, thus possibly stealing members of this one to go to that one. Thanks, we love that.

3. Your post on the 'other' forum, which you so stupidly linked to, was terrible. This is basically how it goes: "McMahon SUCKED, they were smoking weed or something when they cast him." Is that honestly a post that should condemn a man to get a Razzie? WHY was he so bad? What ABOUT his acting didn't you like? Why is it that YOU of ALL people who have this amazing knowledge of movies, havn't been asked to work on one? I mean I know that you have these great ideas and all, so why doesn't Hollywood want to listen. Oh, wait, i just figured it out. It's because you're retarded.

4. I'm fairly sure that you won't be back around here any time soon, and I really hope that I'm right.

I know a-s-s-h-o-l-e. Since you’re so bright, or has the dye damaged your brain, you should have deduced that there’s a gazillion phoenix’s on the net. Since I wanted to use the name, I had to massage it. Also. Too bad you can’t count pass 4, cause you had quite an impressive list of useless bitching going on there. Retarded? Looks like someone is up to the “R’s” in his dictionary. Don’t hurt yourself now. Hate to think that such a warm, welcoming member to a newcomer cramping his whittle brain. You want to save your thought processes for the witty repartee you must use on the ladies.

As far as my posting the link, what are you the den mother of this board? Or just a mutha? I believe this forum advertised that anyone could post anything. And I believe that my post is directly related to the type of information provided by this website. If the members of this board want to use the information fine. If not, no problem. So unless you’re the webmaster or a moderator, just shut it!

JK
07-16-2005, 08:02 PM
And I believe that my post is directly related to the type of information provided by this website. If the members of this board want to use the information fine. If not, no problem. So unless you’re the webmaster or a moderator, just shut it!

A lot of us here at the 'shoot get a little leery (and weary) of people who's first post is nothing but a link to another site. A "hello" along with it might have garnered a different response. Not necessarily a better response... But, you get the point- random links from first time posters are frowned upon.

Razorback
07-16-2005, 08:03 PM
Too bad you can’t count pass 4

Awwww, you were doing so well until you fucked up on your grammar.

Looks like someone is up to the “R’s” in his dictionary. Don’t hurt yourself now.

This reminds me of the way we used to Internet flame each other back in 1991.

for the witty repartee you must use on the ladies.

Now I see why you mentioned the R's in the dictionary thing. You just finished looking up a word...

I believe this forum advertised that anyone could post anything.

Really? Where does it say that?

So unless you’re the webmaster or a moderator, just shut it!

Nah, he can say whatever he wants because he has put his time in on this site. You, however, just showed up and decided the first thing you needed to do was link to another site. Your second thing was to make some childish attempt at a retort (I figure I would stay in the R's for your sake, less flipping).

Tydyed Bandit
07-16-2005, 08:09 PM
I know a-s-s-h-o-l-e.

Is he nice? Or is it a she. Kind of hard to tell, its a genderless name.

Since you’re so bright, or has the dye damaged your brain, you should have deduced that there’s a gazillion phoenix’s on the net.

First off, "or has" should have been written as "unless". The sentence makes little sense as written. Also, there are NOT a "gazillion" phoenix's on the net. There aren't even a 'gazillion' people on the planet, not to mention the fact that 'gazillion' isn't even a real number.

Since I wanted to use the name, I had to massage it.

No, not really. There is currently no one registered as any of the following:
Dark Phoenix
Dark_Phoenix
dark phoenix
dark_phoenix

So you can just shut up on that point.
Also.
Also what? Why is this here? A word is not a sentence, except in a few cases, and this applies to none of those.

Too bad you can’t count pass 4, cause you had quite an mpressive list of useless bitching going on there.

I can count pass 4, and I would do so here, but that's pretty much the most childish retort that I've ever read.

Retarded? Looks like someone is up to the “R’s” in his dictionary.
How amazing it is that you can tell RIGHT where I found that word!

Don’t hurt yourself now.

Nah, self mutilation isn't my thing.

Hate to think that such a warm, welcoming member to a newcomer cramping his whittle brain.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/WhAtEvErDaMniT/PulpFiction.jpg

You want to save your thought processes for the witty repartee you must use on the ladies.

No, I don't.

As far as my posting the link, what are you the den mother of this board?
No, one would probably have to be a woman to have that title.

Or just a mutha?
No, I am also not a made-up word.

I believe this forum advertised that anyone could post anything.

Yah, pretty much. But where's the rule that says people can't be upset about what is posted, or tell the poster that they don't like what what posted.
Yeah, it's filed under "Dark Phenix's Imaginary Rules" section.

And I believe that my post is directly related to the type of information provided by this website.

Possible, but irrelevant.

If the members of this board want to use the information fine. If not, no problem. So unless you’re the webmaster or a moderator, just shut it!

I'd rather not shut it, and I'm not the webmaster, and not a moderator, but what I would like YOU to do, is shut it yourself.

Worth a try, anyway.

Tydyed Bandit
07-16-2005, 08:12 PM
Awwww, you were doing so well until you fucked up on your grammar.



This reminds me of the way we used to Internet flame each other back in 1991.



Now I see why you mentioned the R's in the dictionary thing. You just finished looking up a word...



Really? Where does it say that?



Nah, he can say whatever he wants because he has put his time in on this site. You, however, just showed up and decided the first thing you needed to do was link to another site. Your second thing was to make some childish attempt at a retort (I figure I would stay in the R's for your sake, less flipping).

Did Rb just defend me? OMG!!! Quick Rb, punch me in the gut and tell me it was a one time deal. I'd hate to think you were getting soft on us noobs!

And I wish I had spotted the 'pass' thing. Forgot to put that in my other post.

dark_phenix
07-16-2005, 10:21 PM
A lot of us here at the 'shoot get a little leery (and weary) of people who's first post is nothing but a link to another site. A "hello" along with it might have garnered a different response. Not necessarily a better response... But, you get the point- random links from first time posters are frowned upon.


Mea culpa. My bad. I appreciate the explanation. If a mod or administrator wishes to close this thread, please do so.

ETA:

To Dick and Dickless, I looked up an “F” word.........Fuck off!

http://photobucket.com/albums/v260/dark_phenix/th_pick_a_finger.jpg

Tydyed Bandit
07-17-2005, 12:39 AM
Mea culpa. My bad. I appreciate the explanation. If a mod or administrator wishes to close this thread, please do so.

ETA:

To Dick and Dickless, I looked up an “F” word.........Fuck off!

http://photobucket.com/albums/v260/dark_phenix/th_pick_a_finger.jpg

That's two words.

Razorback
07-17-2005, 01:38 AM
That's two words.

Also, "F" is not a vowel.

acid_soda
07-17-2005, 01:52 AM
now i understand the whole "flaming the newbs" concept...
THANKS RAZORBACK!
http://www.precisionwebsurveys.com/images/thumbs-up.jpg

dark_phenix
07-17-2005, 07:41 AM
Since you boys enjoy one-liner's and such, how would you caption this?

I'll start off.

Ham Acting 101: The Many Sides of Constipated Cunt Face Emoting
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/dark_phenix/ColeCAD-vi.gif

Tydyed Bandit
07-17-2005, 02:08 PM
Okay, lets take a lok at the numbers.

He makes millions for his work.

You make nothing.

Everyone knows who he is.

No one cares who you are.

As for his acting, I've never seen or made a face like that while consipated, not to mention the fact that it's pretty much impossible for a cunt to be consipated, much less a face.

JamesW
07-17-2005, 03:54 PM
In all fairness, Tydyed is actually spelled T-I-E-D-Y-E-D. But who's counting, er.....spelling. :)

Razorback
07-17-2005, 04:06 PM
Okay, lets take a lok at the numbers.

Or let us just ignore this dipshit.

Tydyed Bandit
07-17-2005, 04:30 PM
In all fairness, Tydyed is actually spelled T-I-E-D-Y-E-D. But who's counting, er.....spelling. :)

Yeah, but my name is Ty, so I put the two together.

Rb-I agree! Unless I was the dipshit you were syaing to ignore, but I don't think that was it.

ILovePapaSmurf
07-17-2005, 05:15 PM
Isn't 'flaming a newbie' something that you all yelled at Efex for? And now it is ok to do it? Not getting it guys.

Tydyed Bandit
07-17-2005, 05:17 PM
Isn't 'flaming a newbie' something that you all yelled at Efex for? And now it is ok to do it? Not getting it guys.

I ain't not never done no such thang!

JamesW
07-17-2005, 05:23 PM
Yeah, but my name is Ty, so I put the two together.

Rb-I agree! Unless I was the dipshit you were syaing to ignore, but I don't think that was it.

Well how did you know he didnt have a similar reason for misspelling his name?

Matthew
07-17-2005, 05:39 PM
Isn't 'flaming a newbie' something that you all yelled at Efex for? And now it is ok to do it? Not getting it guys.

Not quite the way it went.

Droogan_Leader
07-17-2005, 05:58 PM
Mea culpa. My bad. I appreciate the explanation. If a mod or administrator wishes to close this thread, please do so.

ETA:

To Dick and Dickless, I looked up an “F” word.........Fuck off!

http://photobucket.com/albums/v260/dark_phenix/th_pick_a_finger.jpg
I don't really care about a whole lot that happens here, excluding personal threats and improper grammar. On that note, when you use words from a foreign language, such as Latin in this context, you are supposed to italicize. Details, details.

Also, Tydyed Bandit (I think that's his name) touched on the fact that you said you looked up an "F" word, but you should've said, "I looked up an expression with an "F" word in it." Sure, it wouldn't have had the same ring, but it would've been more appropriate. You gotta watch your back when you're in a flame war, man! Come on!

Also, I think you should stick around. I like how simultaneously boisterous and flameworthy you are.

Also, couldn't you have found a better picture of someone giving the bird? Minus points on creativity. Try searching through your Google results a little further before you settle next time. We do keep score here.

Finally, I don't know what exactly happened with Efexeye still to this day, but let's not open that keg of worms again. It will not accomplish anything. He's gone.

ILovePapaSmurf
07-17-2005, 09:54 PM
Not quite the way it went.

Right, I forgot, you send a person pms to leave because of how they act and then get on their asses for flaming newbies. Oh, I got it now.

Razorback
07-17-2005, 10:23 PM
Isn't 'flaming a newbie' something that you all yelled at Efex for? And now it is ok to do it? Not getting it guys.

This board is for fragile people only. No arguing allowed. If there is to be arguing then there must be lots of posturing... but no flaming idiot noobies!

Mighty Wingman
07-17-2005, 11:45 PM
Dude, someone is going to read that and not realize you are kidding.

Razorback
07-18-2005, 12:11 AM
Dude, someone is going to read that and not realize you are kidding.

My life story... hey, do you want my address so we can hang out after you flame me?

acid_soda
07-18-2005, 01:15 AM
bobody else bothers to flame you because they realize you have 7,800 some-odd posts and that you probably have 7,000 comebacks to what they have to say. now that is RESPECT right there. good job!

Psyche
07-18-2005, 02:50 AM
I happen to think Julian is a fine actor. I also agree it's pretty bad when your first post is one of a different forum. and rather rude

so uh

http://www.forumspile.com/Boohoo-Big_baby.jpg

Razorback
07-18-2005, 05:59 AM
bobody else bothers to flame you because they realize you have 7,800 some-odd posts and that you probably have 7,000 comebacks to what they have to say. now that is RESPECT right there. good job!

See, my comment needed no response since it was absolute genius. You are officially banned from ever responding to me... for one hour.

dark_phenix
07-18-2005, 06:57 AM
I'm Hermie the Elf. Fear Me!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/dark_phenix/julian_the_elf2.jpg

Psyche
07-18-2005, 07:08 AM
I'm Hermie the Elf. Fear Me!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/dark_phenix/julian_the_elf2.jpg


ok so what was wrong with that pic? I actually think it's kinda cute but maybe that's just me

Razorback
07-18-2005, 10:20 AM
The child can't stand the fact that people are not jumping on his little red wagon of hatred for the guy. So he is going to run around trying to convert everyone to his cult.

Matthew
07-18-2005, 10:54 AM
Right, I forgot, you send a person pms to leave because of how they act and then get on their asses for flaming newbies. Oh, I got it now.

I see your bitterness has not lightened. I also see how you like to tell a small part of a story, instead of the whole story, even if that small part doesn't contain any truth.

The PMS I sent never said anything about him leaving, nor did I get on his ass for flaming newbs. So, no, you don't get it yet.

ILovePapaSmurf
07-18-2005, 04:01 PM
I see your bitterness has not lightened. I also see how you like to tell a small part of a story, instead of the whole story, even if that small part doesn't contain any truth.

The PMS I sent never said anything about him leaving, nor did I get on his ass for flaming newbs. So, no, you don't get it yet.

No, I get it. You're just not taking responsiblity for your actions.

By-tor
07-18-2005, 04:38 PM
Agree to disagree, and let it go.

Dave
07-18-2005, 05:09 PM
So who is the dude making the weird faces? I'm assuming he's on some WB show that i don't watch.

jjcourtright
07-18-2005, 05:12 PM
Me neither.

Psyche
07-18-2005, 06:02 PM
So who is the dude making the weird faces? I'm assuming he's on some WB show that i don't watch.


he was on charmed and nip/tuck...and now hes in fantastic 4

Dave
07-18-2005, 06:20 PM
haven't watched any of those, nor do i plan on it.

FanGirl
07-18-2005, 06:45 PM
Yes, he was on a WB show. He was half human/half demon who dated Alyssa Milano's character starting in the 2nd season.

Matthew
07-18-2005, 09:28 PM
No, I get it. You're just not taking responsiblity for your actions.
I certainly did and do, but I did not do those 2 things you are accused me of.

Droogan_Leader
07-18-2005, 09:48 PM
haven't watched any of those, nor do i plan on it.
Nicely said, Dave. Loved it.

ILovePapaSmurf
07-19-2005, 01:43 PM
I certainly did and do, but I did not do those 2 things you are accused me of.
It just amazes me how dimwitted you can be sometimes.

Matthew
07-19-2005, 02:48 PM
It just amazes me how dimwitted you can be sometimes.

Okay, show me 1 time where I got after him for flaming a newb, then show me 1 time where I ever said anything about him leaving.

It amazes me how you think it's okay for you to accuse without proof, then call names to people who thought you were their friend.

ILovePapaSmurf
07-19-2005, 03:03 PM
Okay, show me 1 time where I got after him for flaming a newb, then show me 1 time where I ever said anything about him leaving.

It amazes me how you think it's okay for you to accuse without proof, then call names to people who thought you were their friend.
I never called you names first of all. Second, if you shouldn't be complaining about someone using name calling in a particular situation since you are the 'king' of it. Thirdly, I can find a couple of posts where you have said it, but I don't think that I should waste my time. You wrote him a pm expressing 'concern' to him and expressed that he is the reason why a couple posters left. Again, I ask but you never answer, how would you like it? You wanted him and his brother to leave and got your way, now you come back and you are posting like crazy. It just amazes me how dimwitted you can be. Is that calling you a name? No. It is just stating a way of prefernce to how I feel about how you are acting. You aren't taking responsiblity for your actions and you are making someone feel like shit because of those actions.

And you want to talk about friendship? What friendship? Honestly, if you were friends with me, you wouldn't have treated me the way that you did. Think about it.

Matthew
07-19-2005, 03:14 PM
I never called you names first of all.

Dimwitted?

. Thirdly, I can find a couple of posts where you have said it, but I don't think that I should waste my time.

No you can't. I was mean to him at times, but I never got after him for flaming newbs, and I never told him to leave

You wrote him a pm expressing 'concern' to him and expressed that he is the reason why a couple posters left. Again, I ask but you never answer, how would you like it?


It was concern. As I already told you at least twice, if I got the same PM, I would seriously think if my actions had anything to do with it, if I thought they didn't, I would dismiss it.

You wanted him and his brother to leave and got your way, now you come back and you are posting like crazy.

I stopped posting before because I did not want to get into it with Efexeye.
It just amazes me how dimwitted you can be. Is that calling you a name? No. It is just stating a way of prefernce to how I feel about how you are acting.

Again you have nothing to base this on. I have already admitted to FXI, you and others that I have been harsh. YOu just can't get over it. I wish you would, because the main one you are hurting is yorself.

You aren't taking responsiblity for your actions and you are making someone feel like shit because of those actions.

Okay, what do you want, do you want my to sum up everything I did and everything I admitted over time to you and to others I may or may not have offended? I seriously do not understand you. I was simply saying I did not do the 2 things you have accused me of, and instead of proving me wrong, you keep calling me dimwitted, and say I am not taking responsibility.

What responsibility have I not taken?

And you want to talk about friendship? What friendship? Honestly, if you were friends with me, you wouldn't have treated me the way that you did. Think about it.

I see....

I apologized for hurting you, even though what I DID was not wrong. you and I were not dating or anything, for some reason you thought you could dictate who I spend my time with.

So, this is your definition of forgiveness?
Oh, I get it now.....

ILovePapaSmurf
07-19-2005, 03:30 PM
No you can't. I was mean to him at times, but I never got after him for flaming newbs, and I never told him to leave

You never thought for one second that that pm would have caused someone to leave? Manipulation. Good job, I never thought you could stoop so low!

It was concern. As I already told you at least twice, if I got the same PM, I would seriously think if my actions had anything to do with it, if I thought they didn't, I would dismiss it.

Once, but who is counting. I think you should have thought about your actions before you did what you did. It was wrong and you shouldn't have butted in. He asked you not to pm him anymore and what did you do, PMED him! You already knew he was pissed and you wanted to add more fuel to the fire!

I stopped posting before because I did not want to get into it with Efexeye.

You stopped posting because someone questioned you and you didn't like it.

Again you have nothing to base this on. I have already admitted to FXI, you and others that I have been harsh. YOu just can't get over it. I wish you would, because the main one you are hurting is yorself.

You have hurt plenty in this situation. Your actions have hurt many on the board and caused a couple to leave. YOUR ACTIONS did this. Not mine. I am just trying to stick up for my friends.

I apologized for hurting you, even though what I DID was not wrong. you and I were not dating or anything, for some reason you thought you could dictate who I spend my time with.

Dude, are fucking insane? I did not think for once that we were dating. The whole thing about it was when I wanted to talk to you about something, you ran away. When you wanted to talk about something, I was always there for you. You are trying to place blame on someone else instead of yourself. I for one never told you that you couldn't spend time with anyone. You are extremly acting dimwitted.

Oh, I get it now.....

No, you don't get it and you never will.

Matthew
07-19-2005, 03:38 PM
I never directly said "leave","why don't you just leave" or anything of the like. I also never got after him for flaming a newb. I wish you would not accuse when things are not true.

My actions may have pissed him off, but it was his own idea and decision to leave. I am aware of that, and I am not making a big stink out of it.

Bottom line, get over it. I was not perfect, but neither was he. If he comes back, or if he doesn't, that too will be his decision. I will not attack him unless I am attacked, as I already said many times.

I am not sure what you are looking for here, if you are still mad because I did not want to talk to you that time, you need to move on. I don't believe I was responsible to be there around the clock to talk when you wanted to. You and I talked plenty, and I listened plenty. No, I am not insane, and as far as getting it, I don't think anyone is capable of ever getting the way you present things.

ILovePapaSmurf
07-19-2005, 03:53 PM
I never directly said "leave","why don't you just leave" or anything of the like. I also never got after him for flaming a newb. I wish you would not accuse when things are not true.

But you did and you also have called other posters here names as well and then cry like a baby when they retaliate the same way. You just don't remember have the things that you say here. And explain to me again about how you can be a Jewish Christian?

My actions may have pissed him off, but it was his own idea and decision to leave. I am aware of that, and I am not making a big stink out of it.

But you are making a big deal out of it in my opinion. You are posting here constantly now that he is gone. That is what you wanted him to leave. Your actions did in fact piss him of and in the end we lost a lot of great posters here because you couldn't handle someone not agreeing with you in the first place.

Bottom line, get over it. I was not perfect, but neither was he. If he comes back, or if he doesn't, that too will be his decision. I will not attack him unless I am attacked, as I already said many times.

You sure try to act like you are prefect and no, I will not get over it. To be honest, I haven't felt quite the same around here since Denyse, Fran and Sizz left and you have come back. And maybe because over the time spent here, I got to know these three a little better than you and they never back down from what they believe him and pussyfoot around like they are wounded birds like you have. As for me getting over this, I don't think I can until they come back.

I am not sure what you are looking for here, if you are still mad because I did not want to talk to you that time, you need to move on. I don't believe I was responsible to be there around the clock to talk when you wanted to. You and I talked plenty, and I listened plenty. No, I am not insane, and as far as getting it, I don't think anyone is capable of ever getting the way you present things.

I am not mad at you for not talking to me. You questioned my friendship towards you and I retaliated back, what friendship. I am looking for you to explain why you felt you had to butt in express concerns when they weren't needed. You also accused me of controlling you which is by far slander in my book. I for one never called you and said YOU HAD TO TALK TO ME! I just wanted to talk to someone when I was going through things as I did when you lost your teaching job. I can't undestand why you are trying to make yourself look like an anagel when you aren't. As for me presenting things, why should I go back into thousands of posts to look for things that you did and then get all pissed when someone else does them. You are just a hypocritical person who needs to think before he speaks. You are really missing the point by a long shot!

Zens7s
07-19-2005, 04:00 PM
I never directly said "leave","why don't you just leave" or anything of the like. I also never got after him for flaming a newb. I wish you would not accuse when things are not true.

My actions may have pissed him off, but it was his own idea and decision to leave. I am aware of that, and I am not making a big stink out of it.

Bottom line, get over it. I was not perfect, but neither was he. If he comes back, or if he doesn't, that too will be his decision. I will not attack him unless I am attacked, as I already said many times.

I am not sure what you are looking for here, if you are still mad because I did not want to talk to you that time, you need to move on. I don't believe I was responsible to be there around the clock to talk when you wanted to. You and I talked plenty, and I listened plenty. No, I am not insane, and as far as getting it, I don't think anyone is capable of ever getting the way you present things.
ENOUGH! Both of you go to your seperate rooms and cool out.

Now I could point some fingers in some directions, and I do see a few points made that are accurate, but that is not going to end this.

So shhhhh. Seriously. This thread is about really wierd acting, and I have not seen enough discussion of Nip n Tuck yet.

Dave
07-19-2005, 04:02 PM
I'm not sure which is worse, being totally oblivious to this kind of thing, or reading it on the board...

yes sir, it is a toughie.

By-tor
07-19-2005, 04:05 PM
ENOUGH! Both of you go to your seperate rooms and cool out.

Now I could point some fingers in some directions, and I do see a few points made that are accurate, but that is not going to end this.

So shhhhh. Seriously. This thread is about really wierd acting, and I have not seen enough discussion of Nip n Tuck yet.
Yeah, what she said. Especially more discussion of "Nip".:D

Robbo_the_Hood
07-19-2005, 04:21 PM
I hate it when Mom and one of her boyfriends get into a fight.

TLS
07-19-2005, 04:41 PM
I hate it when Mom and one of her boyfriends get into a fight.
Yeah, it's awkward listening to the make-up sex.

By-tor
07-19-2005, 04:51 PM
Yeah, it's awkward listening to the make-up sex.
Shit, Ive been married for 24 years, I'll listen to any kind of sex. :p

DarthMaulRat
07-19-2005, 04:58 PM
I used to listen to phone sex, but after rotaries went extinct, there were just no good holes left to use on a phone.

Matthew
07-19-2005, 05:51 PM
Shit, Ive been married for 24 years, I'll listen to any kind of sex. :p
Leads me to a question....

After marriage, how long does it take before the woman cuts the man off?

By-tor
07-19-2005, 05:55 PM
Leads me to a question....

After marriage, how long does it take before the woman cuts the man off?
Hell, I think John Wayne Bobbitt could field this question better than me.

Mighty Wingman
07-19-2005, 07:32 PM
Yeah, it's awkward listening to the make-up sex.

Yeah , but not as awkward as watching the video later, when they're not around .

Droogan_Leader
07-19-2005, 10:43 PM
I'm still really sorry all this happened. I feel very strongly about my religious beliefs, and all my other beliefs in general, but I never felt threatened by anyone here. I do think religion and politics have sparked some of the worst things that have happened on the board. However, it forces us to think why that is so. My theory is that we are all people of conviction. We feel very strongly, and are pretty passionate people. I don't think that's bad, until people begin to feel unwelcome. I'm sad the guys left, and I hate that it seems to Smurfy that, as they say in History 101, the winners are the ones around to tell the story. In all fairness though, Efexeye did his poll, and he knows we wanted him to stay, and Chris especially. So, blaming Matthew that they're gone isn't really fair. He made the decision to leave because some newbs dissed him and because of what Matthew said. I still don't understand why he'd base such a big decision like that on what people he doesn't like have to say, when what, like 20 people voted, "Please stay, dude." I don't think anyone understands that. Maybe, Smurfy, you know something I don't (I have missed some of this), but I still don't get it.

Smurfy, I want to publicly apologize to you that your friends aren't around. It might not mean much. I don't really know myself how strongly people feel about anything I say, but I'd like for things to end peacefully--I want them to end, and I want things to be peaceful. Just agree, please, to disagree with Matthew. He's hurt you, you've hurt him, and everyone is still a little upset they're gone. But, the board's still here, and we all still really enjoy being here and having each other for companions. Think about all that's good here, and try to focus on that. We need it.

As for Nip/Tuck, I'll never admit that I watched it and enjoyed it.. nope.

Azraelle
07-20-2005, 01:32 AM
Okay. I think Julian McMahon is hot. I love Nip/tuck. The guy who started this thread is a tool. Razor made me laugh. I refuse to see Fantastic 4 based on the trailers alone. Fortunately, my sons feel the same way or I would be forced to see it. I have no idea what that back-and-forth was about. I've discovered I like being in the dark. Oh yeah, and did I say McMahon is hot?

Thank you and good night.

By-tor
07-20-2005, 01:34 AM
we all still really enjoy being here and having each other for companions.
Hey, speak for yourself, buddy.

ozchick
07-20-2005, 01:41 AM
I have no opinion on Julian McMahon in F4 as I thought the movie was (to use someone else's phrase) meh.

But my vote for crimes against filmgoers would go to Bewitched. Why oh why did Nicole Kidman act like she was retarded? (And no offence to the mentally challenged is meant by that) It was like watching Gwenyth Paltrow in Duets all over again.