Help Me Find My Girlfriend

[nateypete]

I lost my girlfriend, Grace McKenna. She's left, gone, disappeared. I need to find her to be with her again. Help me out. Go to helpmefindmygirlfriend.com and check out her picture and the rest of the story. Please help me find my girlfriend.

[Tydyed Bandit]

I have her. I'd give her back, but she ain't so pretty anymore, so I doubt that you'd want her anymore.

[Jason_Brown]

I lost my girlfriend, Grace McKenna. She's left, gone, disappeared. I need to find her to be with her again. Help me out. Go to helpmefindmygirlfriend.com and check out her picture and the rest of the story. Please help me find my girlfriend.
Hurm. Sounds more like "stalkmyex-girlfriend.com".

But, anyway:

Hello, sir or madam,

While some members of our message board may enjoy the material proffered in your link, most have agreed that such pandering is not conducive to an enjoyable Poop Shoot experience. Please delete the post, in question, but feel free to hang around and get to know us.

[Dave]

Nateypete sounds like a pirate name. Perhaps you made here walk the plank and shes hiding out in Davey Jones' Locker.

[By-tor]

Hello, sir or madam,

While some members of our message board may enjoy the material proffered in your link, most have agreed that such pandering is not conducive to an enjoyable Poop Shoot experience. Please delete the post, in question, but feel free to hang around and get to know us.
I don't know, maybe I do like the instant flaming. But we'll try it your way first. ;)

[acid_soda]

don't burn him too hard, he's lost his girl and he's going through a lot right now. save the flaming for when the situation is resolved.

i hope he finds her soon.

[Tydyed Bandit]

It's spam for a movie.

Bastards.

[JK]

$#!&ing spam...

[By-tor]

I lost my girlfriend, Grace McKenna. She's left, gone, disappeared. I need to find her to be with her again. Help me out. Go to helpmefindmygirlfriend.com and check out her picture and the rest of the story. Please help me find my girlfriend.
Fuggin' hit-and-run spamming sumbitch. Hope that movie does as well at the box office as "Ishtar".

[Droogan_Leader]

I lost my girlfriend, Grace McKenna. She's left, gone, disappeared. I need to find her to be with her again. Help me out. Go to helpmefindmygirlfriend.com and check out her picture and the rest of the story. Please help me find my girlfriend.
Help us....help you!

Pity the fool.

[psychofiend]

I lost my girlfriend, Grace McKenna. She's left, gone, disappeared. I need to find her to be with her again. Help me out. Go to helpmefindmygirlfriend.com and check out her picture and the rest of the story. Please help me find my girlfriend.
Don't let the internet help you. You'll end up with some freaky chick who likes to cut her wrists, take my word for it.

[DangerSeeker]

They must go through a lot of blood-gummed keyboards with those slit wrists.

[acid_soda]

or if you use the internet to find a girl, you could get your ID stolen.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

He must've found his girlfriend. There have been no responses from him. I can't believe that someone would come to a message board, link to a site and never post again.

[Matthew]

Ya, does seem kinda strange.

[By-tor]

He must've found his girlfriend. There have been no responses from him. I can't believe that someone would come to a message board, link to a site and never post again.
I noticed him lurking this afternoon. Probably read a few flames on this thread and couple others and flew da coop.

[acid_soda]

I guess he didn't find his girl. talk about adding insult to injury. l