Where o where?

[Tydyed Bandit]

has my little znes gone?


AS you can see, she stood me up for the dance, and I drank teh alkihol all alone so now im drunk and stood up.


I rang her beell for an hour before i drove home. my car is wreked now what do i do?

[Tydyed Bandit]

I didne mean zsens, i meant Zens

[By-tor]

I didne mean zsens, i meant Zens
Yeah, I'm starting to get the hang of your drunk-ass typing skills.

[Tydyed Bandit]

shhh!


no skills involve, its all instineckt.

[Psyche]

she's probably busy..it is the weekend and all

[Tydyed Bandit]

She was suposed to go to prom with me though!!
heatr braker.

:(

[Psyche]

She was suposed to go to prom with me though!!
heatr braker.

:(


o.0 I thought you were too old for prom!

[Tydyed Bandit]

it was hre prom.

How old is she?

[Psyche]

it was hre prom.

How old is she?


older then me. that's all I know

[Tydyed Bandit]

I likes me tha mature womens. More experience, and thus, more fun!

[Psyche]

I likes me tha mature womens. More experience, and thus, more fun!

lol. =p lovely

[By-tor]

I likes me tha mature womens. More experience, and thus, more fun!
Must be sobering up a little. Your typing is getting better.

[Psyche]

Must be sobering up a little. Your typing is getting better.


he told me he was going to bed...so I can go back to being sad about dark age of camelot being pay to play

[FanGirl]

Miss Zens is a busy girl these days and I think her senior prom was in 1994.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Awww, that's not too old.

But come on! I was supposed to pick her up at 8, ahd she was going to wear red spandex!! Instead I got drunk and passed out in the bathtub. (Empty)

[Zens7s]

Awww, that's not too old.

But come on! I was supposed to pick her up at 8, ahd she was going to wear red spandex!! Instead I got drunk and passed out in the bathtub. (Empty)I am sooooo sorry. See, there was this terrible traffic jam, and then a huge thunk, and a tanker truck blew up (sadly, this is quite common lately in Dallas), and then the locusts came, frogs fell from the sky, and the first born child of all people in the tri-state region went into hiding. Of couse, I being an only child, had to be extra careful. The bunker I holed up in did not have a phone...so I couldn't call.

But I wanted to. I just came out of hiding right now. Really. Just now...that's my story and I am sticking to it. Don't bother to check the news...they decided the report would scare the rest of the country so it won't be on. In fact, someone might be listening right now. We had better act like it didn't happen. [Looks around nervously]

[Tydyed Bandit]

That's okay. It was your bathtub I passed out in.


See ya' ina few!!

[Zens7s]

That's okay. It was your bathtub I passed out in.


See ya' ina few!!That was you? I thought I had a really interesting new bathmat. I chalked it up to another episode of drunk shopping, in which I actually think something from Urban Outfitters will go with my home.

It's happened before. Really.

[Tydyed Bandit]

So, am I taking you out for your birthday dinner tomorrow or what?

[By-tor]

So, am I taking you out for your birthday dinner tomorrow or what?
Get in line behind me, ya damn tree-hugging hippie. :p

[Tydyed Bandit]

Oh no you di-int! I hug trees only when drunk!

And how can you treat Zens like an amusement park ride?

Besides, I asked first. I'll bet you didn't even know her birthday was tommorow before I said it!

[Zens7s]

Get in line behind me, ya damn tree-hugging hippie. :pI would like to be taken out tonight by one and tonight be the other. Is that too much to ask?

[Tydyed Bandit]

No problem.

By-Tor- I'm flipping a coin. Call it!

[By-tor]

No problem.

By-Tor- I'm flipping a coin. Call it!
Give me some heads. :D

[Zens7s]

Give me some heads. :DWell, you might want to take Tuesday Tydye. It is far easier for By-tor geographically and air travel is murder these days.

Of course, if you bring the hippie van we can all go out together, find a field, listen to St. Stephen, and talk about how the man is bringing us all down.

[Zen goes to dig out her "I Saw the Dead on L.S.D." t-shirt from college] Note: L.S.D. stood for "Lake Shore Drive"

[Tydyed Bandit]

Ooooh, sorry. It was tails. You can take her out tonight. I need the extra time to make sure everything is PERFECT!

[Tydyed Bandit]

Well, you might want to take Tuesday Tydye. It is far easier for By-tor geographically and air travel is murder these days.

Of course, if you bring the hippie van we can all go out together, find a field, listen to St. Stephen, and talk about how the man is bringing us all down.

[Zen goes to dig out her "I Saw the Dead on L.S.D." t-shirt from college] Note: L.S.D. stood for "Lake Shore Drive"

Unfortunately, the only hippy van in my driveway is a 2 door Honda Civic. :(

[Zens7s]

Unfortunately, the only hippy van in my driveway is a 2 door Honda Civic. :(That will be a tighter fit. We may be forced to take my truck.

[By-tor]

[Zen goes to dig out her "I Saw the Dead on L.S.D." t-shirt from college] Note: L.S.D. stood for "Lake Shore Drive"
Well Yeeehaaa for me. How's about going to Deep Ellum for some good live music and then to one of the wonderful gentlemen's clubs out on Northwest Hwy. Buy ya a few lap dances, knock nasties under a table, and then see where it goes from there? :p And by the way LSD always stood for Lead Singer Disease in my circles. Those are some cocky bastards right there.

[Zens7s]

Well Yeeehaaa for me. How's about going to Deep Ellum for some good live music and then to one of the wonderful gentlemen's clubs out on Northwest Hwy. Buy ya a few lap dances, knock nasties under a table, and then see where it goes from there? :p And by the way LSD always stood for Lead Singer Disease in my circles. Those are some cocky bastards right there.I caught Ryan Adams at the Gypsy Tea Room in Deep Ellum a month ago. Good stuff. We do get some great live music between Dallas and Ft. Worth.

As for the clubs on NW Hwy, my assistant got me to go to The Men's Club with them for her husbands 40th birthday party. I was suprised at how the facility was, considering the function it serves. Of course, The Lodge is always a personal favorite of 99% of my male friends. I cannot say how that one is. One thing that shocked me was how much you can touch the strippers. In Chicago if you touched a stripper in anyway your hands would be broken.

[Tydyed Bandit]

And you know because you had many a hands broken, or you 'just heard about it'. ;)

[Zens7s]

And you know because you had many a hands broken, or you 'just heard about it'. ;)It is part of the territory when the majority of your friends are male. I have heard PLENTY of stories.

[Tydyed Bandit]

Never really been into strip clubs, myself. Waste of money.

[Zens7s]

Never really been into strip clubs, myself. Waste of money.I would concur. I believe it was Robbo who once said that everybody there "wants to believe the lie". You know, that she really is working her way through medical school and he will go home with you if you give her enough money to help her sick child get insurance.

I used to be super-cool about my boyfriends going to strip clubs. Lately my feelings have changed.

One - it was a waste of money, and that money is better spent at Tiffany's buying me a nice new set of earrings. I can guarantee he will get action after that investment :0).

Two - There is something in the back of my mind that makes the guy look a little pathetic. You have to pay to get a girl to take her clothes off and there is just this EWW factor for me now. I can't figure out what changed my mind about it. I just see a guy as a little less attractive afterward. Go figure.

[By-tor]

Never really been into strip clubs, myself. Waste of money.
Yeah, I've never been into 'em, but for Zens I will make exceptions.

[BAMSS04]

I'm not a fan of Strip Clubs. I went ONCE, just ONCE. Most of the girls are not attractive enough to pay to look at. I'd rather go to a bar and pick up a drunk girl and take it from there. ;)

[Psyche]

Never really been into strip clubs, myself. Waste of money.


I've never been to a strip club either, but my female friends used to have this crazy idea. When their guy friends would go they would go, buy a lapdance, and get free drinks from other patrons the rest of the night and share with their guy friends. Can't beat free alcohol.

[By-tor]

I'm not a fan of Strip Clubs. I went ONCE, just ONCE. Most of the girls are not attractive enough to pay to look at.
The bigger cities always attract the prettier girls. The Clubhouse in Dallas(owned by Vinnie and Dimebag(R.I.P., brother) of Pantera) is home to some of the most be-you-tiful girls in the world. It's a totally nude club and there is not a dog to be found. Went with my wife and another couple about 10 years ago after a Pantera show. The band was upstairs, we were all partying and having a hella-good time. My wife turns to me and said "These are the most gorgeous girls I've ever seen." And she ain't into girls that way(sorry to say ;) ). But she didn't even notice the girls were totally nude on stage until I mentioned it. Some mighty fine ladies making their home in Texas, and that's damn fine by me.

[Psyche]

The bigger cities always attract the prettier girls. The Clubhouse in Dallas(owned by Vinnie and Dimebag(R.I.P., brother) of Pantera) is home to some of the most be-you-tiful girls in the world. It's a totally nude club and there is not a dog to be found. Went with my wife and another couple about 10 years ago after a Pantera show. The band was upstairs, we were all partying and having a hella-good time. My wife turns to me and said "These are the most gorgeous girls I've ever seen." And she ain't into girls that way(sorry to say ;) ). But she didn't even notice the girls were totally nude on stage until I mentioned it. Some mighty fine ladies making their home in Texas, and that's damn fine by me.


why can I now hear "all my exes live in texas" running in the background at your house

[jjcourtright]

Never really been into strip clubs, myself. Waste of money.That seems to be the consensus. I've been twice, brother-in-law's bachelor party, and once with my sister and her husband. The former, I spent watching the Lakers play the Kings and the latter I was creeped out at being at a strip club with my sis. A little too incestuous for my liking. If you are going to the club with "the guys," it is fine, but going by yourself is nothing but pathetic.

[By-tor]

why can I now hear "all my exes live in texas" running in the background at your house
No way toots. If there is one thing never and I do mean NEVER heard in any house I've ever owned, it's that got-daymed C&W music. Closest thing to it would be some bad-ass Neil Young stuff.

[jjcourtright]

Caught just enough of The Blues Brothers last night to hear the, "Oh, we have both kinds: Country and Western." bit. That never gets old for me.

[Psyche]

No way toots. If there is one thing never and I do mean NEVER heard in any house I've ever owned, it's that got-daymed C&W music. Closest thing to it would be some bad-ass Neil Young stuff.


my dear By-tor! I know you have better taste thern to listen to country (though I like some country =p) it was just a mental picture I got. I'll make sure to delete it =p

[By-tor]

my dear By-tor! I know you have better taste thern to listen to country (though I like some country =p) it was just a mental picture I got. I'll make sure to delete it =p
No prob sweetums. ;)

[Zens7s]

Caught just enough of The Blues Brothers last night to hear the, "Oh, we have both kinds: Country and Western." bit. That never gets old for me.
Were you watching the 80's movie marathon the other night on (I think) AMC? I caughted The Blues Brothers too. Given where FanGirl and I are from that movie has a special place in my heart.

When I was in college I danced on the bar at Tequila Roadhouse to Sweet Home Chicago. A classic. There is one bar we go to here that has the soundtrack on the jukebox. I always put on S.H.C., or Shake Your Tailfeather.

[jjcourtright]

Were you watching the 80's movie marathon the other night on (I think) AMC? I caughted The Blues Brothers too. Given where FanGirl and I are from that movie has a special place in my heart. Absotutely. It's weird, I think that movies from the 80's aren't old enough to be classics...then I realize that a quarter of a century probably is long enough. We're getting too old.

[Zens7s]

Absotutely. It's weird, I think that movies from the 80's aren't old enough to be classics...then I realize that a quarter of a century probably is long enough. We're getting too old.I know. Get your kids a babysitter. We need to go out for shots of Geritol and chase it with some Ensure...[sigh]

It's like the other night at Alanis. It was the 10th anniversary of Jagged Little Pill. Good god...I was in college when that came out! EEK!

[jjcourtright]

That was still high school for us. I think Sheriff was the person that first mentioned her to me.

How was the accoustic set? The wife wants to go, but doesn't want to pay the $59 to go.

[Zens7s]

That was still high school for us. I think Sheriff was the person that first mentioned her to me.

How was the accoustic set? The wife wants to go, but doesn't want to pay the $59 to go.I went to college a year early, so it came out in what should have been my senior year in high school, but really was my freshman year in college.

Overall I enjoyed the show, but SO much of Jagged Little Pill was based on rants, and there is no ranting, and we might not be the better for it. Certain songs deserve to be pissy in delivery. Not the Doctor comes to mind.

You Outta Know, done acoustically, was even more creepy than the orignal. It went from angered ranting to flat out evil stalking. In the back of the set they have flames in the window and you feel like she is 2 seconds from grabbing a rabbit and finding a place to boil.

She included one of my favorite songs from the second album, Hands Clean. However, I would have liked to hear Uninvited.

At first it seemed cool, but after a while you just really want her to rock out. If you want to hear it, get the disc at Starbucks, in my opinion.

However, Jason Mraz opened for her and was great. I have never listened to him before. Not only is he talented but he puts on a show too, making the crowd laugh and be impressed all at the same time. Bass Performance Hall is considered one of the finest opera houses in the world, and when he broke into some random aria his voice just blew the crowd away.

[jjcourtright]

I'd be pretty disappointed that she didn't play Uninvited. That's my favorite song by her. If she was doing just Jagged Little Pill stuff, then I would accept it, but playing Hands Clean would have just led to me being pissed off.

I've only heard Jason Mraz' singles, but I really like them. They're quite fun to sing along to. I've heard him do the National Anthem, and it was killer.