View Full Version : McDonald's is run by aliens
Asteban
05-24-2005, 12:59 AM
... and they're trying to contact their home planet.
The McDonald's just a few miles from my house has a spot light on the top of their building and it can be seen for MILES when its on. My manslave could see it from where he works, and he works 15 miles away from said McDonalds. And when its cloudy it looks like there are UFO's circling my house and following my car. It's downright creepy. Conclusion, they have conquered us by selling us their crappy burgers for 25 cents. When the light is on, we all flock to the building for cheap crappy burgers(although worth the 25 cents). Once our trust is gained through crappy hamburgers the light contacts their alien buddies up in space, and they invade. Any day now the earth will be no more.
FUCK YOU MCDONALD'S!!! McDonald's hates Earth!!
ILovePapaSmurf
05-24-2005, 01:33 AM
Gotta love those 49 cent sugar ice cream cones!
... Conclusion, they have conquered us by selling us their crappy burgers for 25 cents. When the light is on, we all flock to the building for cheap crappy burgers(although worth the 25 cents). Once our trust is gained through crappy hamburgers the light contacts their alien buddies up in space, and they invade. Any day now the earth will be no more.
FUCK YOU MCDONALD'S!!! McDonald's hates Earth!!
That sounds a lot like an episode of Teen Titans... where Beast Boy gets a job to make money for a scooter...
highriskrc
05-24-2005, 02:40 AM
... and they're trying to contact their home planet.
The McDonald's just a few miles from my house has a spot light on the top of their building and it can be seen for MILES when its on. My manslave could see it from where he works, and he works 15 miles away from said McDonalds. And when its cloudy it looks like there are UFO's circling my house and following my car. It's downright creepy. Conclusion, they have conquered us by selling us their crappy burgers for 25 cents. When the light is on, we all flock to the building for cheap crappy burgers(although worth the 25 cents). Once our trust is gained through crappy hamburgers the light contacts their alien buddies up in space, and they invade. Any day now the earth will be no more.
FUCK YOU MCDONALD'S!!! McDonald's hates Earth!!
There is a McDonald's just like that here in town. . . as you drive down 11-W you can see the golden arches towering above the rest of the road's resturaunt signs like it was a sign from God. And now the crazy bastards are open 24 hours.
Speaking of fast food though, the Taco Bell on 11-W has screwed up my order the last two times I've been there..... last time they replaced my entire order and added a side of cinnamon twists for my inconvenience.... they better do the same tommorow for my soggy Double Decker Taco's and my Fiesta Taco Salad that had no lime strips..... ignorant fucks.
Zens7s
05-24-2005, 04:44 PM
In downtown Ft. Worth Pier One has their corporate offices. The entire building looks like it is angled up to the heavens and at night there are spotlights that shine straight up. Granted, the building is beautiful, but the effect is rather eerie.
http://www.fortwortharchitecture.com/p1-7th.jpg
Razorback
05-24-2005, 05:24 PM
What the... why are you using that noob account? What happened to your Zens_7s account?
psychofiend
05-24-2005, 07:15 PM
From what I know about the McDonald's in my home town, it's not run by aliens. It's run by a plant. We call this plant marijuana. All employed by McDonald's seem to need it to function. It's sad really.
http://zarm.free.fr/humour/Marijuana.jpg
FanGirl
05-24-2005, 07:20 PM
One of the largest cocaine busts within Chicago city limits in the 90s was at the Rock'N'Roll McDonalds downtown.
psychofiend
05-24-2005, 07:31 PM
I found this kind of funny.
http://www.dullmen.com/images/mcdonalds.jpg
The Other Dude
05-24-2005, 11:13 PM
Speaking of fast food though, the Taco Bell on 11-W has screwed up my order the last two times I've been there..... last time they replaced my entire order and added a side of cinnamon twists for my inconvenience.... they better do the same tommorow for my soggy Double Decker Taco's and my Fiesta Taco Salad that had no lime strips..... ignorant fucks.
It could have been worse, you could have gone to Checker's and purchased a puke burger.
A quick 'n dirty Fast Food Hierarchy:
1. McDonalds
2. Burger King
3. Wendy's
4. KFC,Taco Bell
5. Ethnic Carryout (hey man, where's all the cats?)
6. Pizza places (Pizza Hut, Domino's Papa John's, etc.)
7. Checkers,Carl Jr.'s (just say no!)
8. Popeye's Chicken (I hope you have a good book to read, service isn't slow, it's almost non-existent)
Not that being at the top is all that great, but they actually fire people at McDonalds that screw up. And even sometimes at Burger King. As you move on down the "food chain", the incompetence level reaches a fever pitch, until to you get to the very bottom of the barrel, where anybody with at least one hand and/or one one leg and at least 2 living brain cells can easily find and keep employment. Of course, the temperature in your average Checkers or Popeye's is well over 212 degrees fahrenheit, so they have to employ mutants, no one else can stand the heat. I don't go along with the alien theory though. Fast food would probably kill your average alien, not to mention the heat. The aliens couldn't metabolize the high sugar/fat/grease/whatnot that's in the fast food places.
Efexeye
05-24-2005, 11:15 PM
Dude, it's all gross. Give me a steak or a burger cooked on my own grill, by me, any day, over any of that crap.
Gotherella
05-24-2005, 11:22 PM
Actually, at my local Taco Belch, the service is top notch. They greet you at the drive-thru with, "Hi, what can I get for you today?" instead of "Would you like to try our new shit burger?" They're so quick with the order that I usually can't get my change put away before they're handing me the food. They haven't screwed up an order in months, and they're all very perky and nice in a genuine sort of way.
Maybe that's why I eat that crap about every other day.
Denyse
05-24-2005, 11:29 PM
My Taco Bell sucks, rarely get's my order right...And I eat there almost every day. I have a chalupa habit that will take a 12 step program to break...I love me the bell.
Efexeye
05-24-2005, 11:30 PM
I would like to retract my earlier statement- I, too, enjoy Taco Bell. I guess the fact that McDonald's was at the top of the list kinda threw me a little...
Oh, and it's a tragedy that In 'n' out didn't make that list...oh well, too bad. It's the first place I take visitors to California when they get off the plane. Their burgers are almost as good as mine.
ratm1966
05-24-2005, 11:38 PM
We've actually got a Popeye's here. Yeah, their service is a bit slow, but their food makes up for it.
Our Taco Bell here is good too. They also have the good, fast, and perky service at the drive-thru, but the service inside is a bit slow because of it.
The two Sonics here are also good, but their service is a bit slow.
Both McDonalds places here are well known for messing up orders.
I don't eat at the Arby's, Wendys, or the Burger King here. All three suck and don't get the orders right. I used to like BK, but the only thing the one here is good for is giving you the runs.
actualsize
05-24-2005, 11:42 PM
In'n'Out Burger is da' bomb yo! TOD must not live in Cali, because [nearly*] any West Coaster would have In'n'Out near the top of their list. For me, it is numero uno. Taco Bell is swell, but a distant second.
And it's nearly impossible for them to screw up your order - since they have only three things on the menu, and they're all burgers.
*WARNING - not for Vegans:rolleyes:
slizzelizzel
05-24-2005, 11:46 PM
Ahh fast food, how nice it would be... Living in the dorms sucks, the closest fast food places are like 8 blocks away and they charge way more than they do around home. I guess I'm just stuck with delicious rubber hamburgers and freeze dried potatos. Yum yum.
actualsize
05-24-2005, 11:55 PM
I guess I'm just stuck with delicious rubber hamburgers and freeze dried potatos. Yum yum.
Ah, the dorm life..
My life is like a plain wrapper
Cold pizza in the morning
Warm beer on the side...
FanGirl
05-25-2005, 02:19 AM
I have not eaten fast food since watching "Super Size Me" with the only exception of In'N'Out as it is even deemed good by Fast Food Nation.
The two Sonics here are also good, but their service is a bit slow.
The Super Sonic Cheeseburger with 'tater tots and a cherry Dr Pepper...
If only they served the burgers this early in the morning...
personally i find that Chic-fil-a is at the top of the Fast Food hierarchy chart. The service is fast and friendly, the store is clean, and the chicken sammiches are deeeeelicious.
ratm1966
05-25-2005, 12:12 PM
The Super Sonic Cheeseburger with 'tater tots and a cherry Dr Pepper...
If only they served the burgers this early in the morning...
I ike getting their SuperSonic double cheeseburger meal with jalepenos on the burger.
Asteban
05-25-2005, 03:00 PM
We just got a KFC/Long John Silver's in a town across the river. It's kind of a big deal.
First person to get my movie reference wins my lovin'.
Zens7s
05-25-2005, 04:22 PM
What the... why are you using that noob account? What happened to your Zens_7s account?
Not sure...When the board changed over my password no longer works. I don't have the e-mail address anymore that the temporary passwords go to. Bummer, eh?
Note, you are all missing one great burger place...behold...The Whataburger!
http://www.whataburger.com/
slizzelizzel
05-25-2005, 04:26 PM
Precious Hamburgers?
ILovePapaSmurf
05-25-2005, 04:28 PM
Just a side note to all who eat at Fatburger…Fatburger is so nastified, it hurts.
Note, you are all missing one great burger place...behold...The Whataburger!
http://www.whataburger.com/ (http://www.whataburger.com/)
Greatest. Burgers. Ever.
...and the nearest one is 5 hours away...:mad:
Every trip back to Texas, I stop in Mobile and eat at What-a-burger, no matter the time.
The Other Dude
05-26-2005, 09:41 PM
Actually, at my local Taco Belch, the service is top notch. They greet you at the drive-thru with, "Hi, what can I get for you today?" instead of "Would you like to try our new shit burger?" They're so quick with the order that I usually can't get my change put away before they're handing me the food. They haven't screwed up an order in months, and they're all very perky and nice in a genuine sort of way.
Maybe that's why I eat that crap about every other day.
OMG, I've figured it out, you're an ALIEN!!!! Run, everybody, runnnnnnnn!!!
[hand gets bitten off... noo!!! noo!!! and now a leg... hops into a cave... you can't get me in here! ....404 file not found]
:p
Zens7s
05-27-2005, 02:51 PM
Greatest. Burgers. Ever.
...and the nearest one is 5 hours away...:mad:
Every trip back to Texas, I stop in Mobile and eat at What-a-burger, no matter the time.
Not to break your heart, but there is one on the edge of our property where I work. Available at all hours of the day, within a 1 min. walk.
Not to break your heart, but there is one on the edge of our property where I work. Available at all hours of the day, within a 1 min. walk.
Curses!!!;)
That's alright. Twenty-two days 'til my next trip home. Then I can get me a Whataburger and some lovin'. :D
Poopy
05-28-2005, 08:09 AM
If only they served the burgers this early in the morning...
yeah, too bad. You'll just have to settle for that slice of pizza that's under your couch cushion.
slizzelizzel
05-28-2005, 11:48 AM
Man, your comedic genius amazes me to this day.
I hate you.
psychofiend
05-28-2005, 04:14 PM
yeah, too bad. You'll just have to settle for that slice of pizza that's under your couch cushion.
I looked under my cushion and found nothing. Why did you trick me like that?!
yeah, too bad. You'll just have to settle for that slice of pizza that's under your couch cushion.
I don't even own a couch. Maybe he's talking about the La-Z-Boy, but the cushion doesn't come up on that one... I wish I had a couch. That way maybe I could get that slice pizza. Little hungry right now.
Hellubah
05-29-2005, 08:06 AM
I would love to eat a piece of pizza or a big fat Whopper. It's going to be a long 3 weeks.
*single tear runs down cheek*
Do you have a blender? You could try making yourself a Whopper smoothie or a pizza shake.
Hey, I know it sounds gross, but look at it this way... someone once thought that eating an egg might be a good idea (see how gross of an idea that would've been back then) and now they are considered to be part of a nutritional breakfast (so they say... and un-say, and then say again).
Zens7s
05-31-2005, 02:19 PM
Curses!!!;)
That's alright. Twenty-two days 'til my next trip home. Then I can get me a Whataburger and some lovin'. :DIf you were really enterprising you could eat the Whataburger DURING some lovin'!
I actually thought about you on Friday night. We went to Whataburger at 2am and I ordered the Thick and Hearty A1 burger. It was mighty delicious, but I felt slightly guilty. You are lucky I wasn't drunker, I would have mailed you one.
You are lucky I wasn't drunker, I would have mailed you one.
I would have been indebted to you for life. :D
psychofiend
05-31-2005, 06:13 PM
I would have been indebted to you for life. :D
They are actually really easy to make. I like to cook often.
mrndevildog
05-23-2006, 02:59 PM
I wonder why would a lurker be viewing this thread?
Zens7s
05-23-2006, 03:36 PM
I wonder why Whattaburger stopped having the A1 Thick and Hearty Burger.
Bring it back! Bring it back!
Jason_Brown
05-23-2006, 03:45 PM
I wonder why would a lurker be viewing this thread?
It's a cookbook!
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