Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[highriskrc]

I went to the Carmike 5 theaters tonight in Kingsport and I saw the advertisment as I was leaving the movies (for Monster in Law, not Star Wars Episode III [my girlfriend wanted to see it together since we are planning on getting married later this year]) and they had the poster up on the outside of the womens bathroom:
WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
OMG.... I loved Willy Wonka as a child, and with Tim Burton directing and with my favorite actor of all-time, Johnny Depp, playing the lead role, this movie promises to please....
Opens July 2005.

[psychofiend]

I went to the Carmike 5 theaters tonight in Kingsport and I saw the advertisment as I was leaving the movies (for Monster in Law, not Star Wars Episode III [my girlfriend wanted to see it together since we are planning on getting married later this year]) and they had the poster up on the outside of the womens bathroom:
WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
OMG.... I loved Willy Wonka as a child, and with Tim Burton directing and with my favorite actor of all-time, Johnny Depp, playing the lead role, this movie promises to please....
Opens July 2005.
OMG i totally cannot wait either. I remember that oompa loompa scene always made me laugh, lol.*


*I can't finish this, it's too painful, like reading that original post.

[Efexeye]

I went to the Carmike 5 theaters tonight in Kingsport and I saw the advertisment as I was leaving the movies (for Monster in Law, not Star Wars Episode III [my girlfriend wanted to see it together since we are planning on getting married later this year]) and they had the poster up on the outside of the womens bathroom:
WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
OMG.... I loved Willy Wonka as a child, and with Tim Burton directing and with my favorite actor of all-time, Johnny Depp, playing the lead role, this movie promises to please....
Opens July 2005.

Wait, dmoney grew up to be a professional wrestler? ;)

[Azraelle]

If you're expecting this version to be anything like the original, you'll be sadly disappointed. This version is more true to the book. The book is very dark... nothing like the feel-good Gene Wilder version y'all are used to (the kids actually die in the book, they aren't just taken away, for example). Having said that, I can also admit that book is one of my favorites as well as a favorite of my sons, especially my oldest. I do, however, have a problem with a version in which I constantly want to rip Willy Wonka's clothes off and have my way with him. That's just wrong.

[Threadkiller]

That's just wrong. Is it? I mean, I remember having a thing for Mary Poppins.

[ratm1966]

I really liked the book more than the original movie too. Of course, I still liked the original movie. Also, in the book, Grandpa Joe wasn't quite the scumbag waste of space he was in the original movie.

[Azraelle]

Is it? I mean, I remember having a thing for Mary Poppins.

To each his own. I was talking about Johnny Depp and not Gene Wilder, btw. Just wanted to clear that up.

[Omaru]

Don't be dissin the wilder, he got his sahre of the women in the movies, kelly lebrock, joan severance to name but two (actually I can't recall any other wilder movies)

[Azraelle]

Don't be dissin the wilder, he got his sahre of the women in the movies, kelly lebrock, joan severance to name but two (actually I can't recall any other wilder movies)


I'm not dissing Wilder at all. I just adore him. But I see him more as a dad figure. And however severe my Electra complex may be... it's not THAT severe.

[Matt1]

Don't be dissin the wilder, he got his sahre of the women in the movies, kelly lebrock, joan severance to name but two (actually I can't recall any other wilder movies)
You forget his roll in the hay with Teri Garr. Fool.

[Azraelle]

You forget his roll in the hay with Teri Garr. Fool.


Rrrroll, rrroll, rrroll in the hay! How could ANYONE forget that? Young Frankenstien was the first movie I ever watched on video. God, I AM old!

[ratm1966]

Rrrroll, rrroll, rrroll in the hay! How could ANYONE forget that? Young Frankenstien was the first movie I ever watched on video. God, I AM old!
No you aren't, because I am older than you and I don't really have that many grey hairs yet....yet.

[Azraelle]

No you aren't, because I am older than you and I don't really have that many grey hairs yet....yet.

I don't have that many gray hairs either. God bless L'Oreal!

[ratm1966]

Mine were always hidden because I kept my hair cut real short. Now that I am retired from the military and can let my hair grow out, I am sure they will start becoming more noticable.

[Mighty Wingman]

Top 3 topics with the most threads devoted to them:

1. Jay and Silent Bob. ( or some misspelled variation thereof.)
2. Star Wars.
3. Willy Wonka.

Been here, done this.

[Azraelle]

Been here, done this.

Then why bother to stop in here at all?

[xandydawatcher]

http://www.cinescape.com/multimedia/Master_Site/Movies/Master_SiteMovies293813.jpg

Johnny Depp is such a pimp ... cant wait for this movie ... it has more reference to the book than the other one ...

oh yah .. and Tim Burton is a GOD

[slizzelizzel]

I want that cane. It's sweet. (Literally!! :p)

[JK]

Johnny Depp is such a pimp ... cant wait for this movie ... it has more reference to the book than the other one ...

oh yah .. and Tim Burton is a GOD

I really wasn't that much looking forward to this, but the more and more I see of it, the more I'm looking at the calendar...

[xandydawatcher]

I want that cane. It's sweet. (Literally!! :p)

And you call my lame jokes dumb ;)

Hmm i wonder if Johnny Depp is edible ... what would he taste like ... peoples thoughts?

[slizzelizzel]

Chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.

[xandydawatcher]

Hmmm i once ate an ant ... i tell you it did not taste like chicken.

More or less tasted like shit.

[slizzelizzel]

What, exactly, does shit taste like?

[DJ Jr.]

Hmmm i once ate an ant ... i tell you it did not taste like chicken.

More or less tasted like shit.

Every post I read from you has to do with shit.
You're hilarious. You're the first person to make me laugh on this board.
I'm going to miss you.

[xandydawatcher]

What, exactly, does shit taste like?

Mariah Carey's cootch.

Every post I read from you has to do with shit.
You're hilarious. You're the first person to make me laugh on this board.
I'm going to miss you.

You going somewhere mate?

[slizzelizzel]

Mariah Carey's cootch.


No comment.

You going somewhere mate?

Yeah, he'll be banned later today for starting shit in all of the other threads.

[psychofiend]

Every post I read from you has to do with shit.
You're hilarious. You're the first person to make me laugh on this board.
I'm going to miss you.
Sorry we're not amusing... perhaps you should leave then. :rolleyes:

[DJ Jr.]

I'm entertaining myself actually, plus this xandydawatcher person is quite funny.Too many poop jokes but it's still better than all the crap everyone else is shitting out.

[slizzelizzel]

Yes, well, all things will come to pass. I hope you had a good time on the 'shoot, because I'm sure Ryall will issue a permanent ban on you some time today...

[DJ Jr.]

Mariah Carey's cootch.

I was going to reply "Your moms mouth" but this was fucking funny.


You going somewhere mate?

Yeah, after they ban me again today I'll be gone


.....or will I?? (stay tuned)

[psychofiend]

I'm entertaining myself actually, plus this xandydawatcher person is quite funny.Too many poop jokes but it's still better than all the crap everyone else is shitting out.
You're one of those guys who likes to watch porn with girls taking it in the asshole aren't you. My reasoning: he like's poop and shit.

[DJ Jr.]

You're one of those guys who likes to watch porn with girls taking it in the asshole aren't you.

Who doesn't?

[xandydawatcher]

My reasoning: he like's poop and shit.

... go figure, at a place called movie POPP shoot.com ;)

[Azraelle]

Chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.


Hey, as long as it doesn't smell like fish! Wait... WHAT? :eek:

[psychofiend]

... go figure, at a place called movie POPP shoot.com ;)
Surprisingly this place is actually more classy than that. Which is strange, because i just called Movie Poop shoot classy. I came to this site, at first because of the phrase "Jay and Silent Bob are clownshoes." I wondered if that kinda shit was really said here. I found out it was more civilized and stayed anyway. Then I left for a bit, and now I'm back. Goddammit! I'm going off topic.

[Poopy]

Yes, well, all things will come to pass. I hope you had a good time on the 'shoot, because I'm sure Ryall will issue a permanent ban on you some time today...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....You're still a homo....For me to poop on!

I love Triumph.

[FanGirl]

Did you not learn from the bannings that name calling is not tolerated here?

[Dwight L. MacPherson]

Well, getting back on topic... I am very excited about this remake.
I actually read the book as a child, then saw the original film as a youngster.
So just for the sheer nostalgia factor, I'm going to have to see this movie!

[Poopy]

Did you not learn from the bannings that name calling is not tolerated here?

You can't be serious. I see all kinds of name calling being tolerated.

examples: fucktard, asshole, shithead, retarded pervert and thats just a few of them. Name calling is more than tolerated here, I see all kinds of non banned members doing it. So how come it's acceptable for them to do it, Do the rules not apply to everyone? I would like a answer please.

[BAMSS04]

Because we live here!!! Your a guest until proven worthy.

We contribute things to this site, you contibute nothing other than adding to my up vomiting skills. So for the last time...

to quote Rush, " Conform or be cast out"

That is all.

[slizzelizzel]

Exactly. No one here was calling you names untill you started calling us names. IF we decide to use name calling amongst ourselves, it is generally just in jest.


Also, I HATE YOU!!! (poopy, not Bamss04)