My drive home last night...

[cberquist]

My wife and I went to a white trash theme party that some people she works with were having last night. One of her co-workers is a funny gay guy that I met for the first time. He needed a ride home so he hopped in the car with us when we headed out. He asked if he could smoke in the car and since I was driving a loaner (our car is in the shop getting the clutch replaced) I said, "Sure. It's a loaner, so if you want to shoot heroin back there it is OK with me." He laughed and asked if he could masturbate and I told him as long as he used a napkin or something. I assumed he was joking.

My wife had too much to drink and fell asleep promptly. I wasn't drunk, but I had a couple drinks so I was really concentrating on the road. A cop drove past me and pulled over, so I concentrated even harder and the joking around kind of stopped until I got back to town. I looked back to ask him if I was in the right area and I thought I saw he had his dick out. I thought about it for a second and figured I was seeing something, it was dark, etc. Then when we got closer to his house, I turned around again and sure enough. He had his dick out and was stroking it. Then, we got to his driveway, he got out of the car and thanked us for the ride.

Oh jeez. Weird night.

[JK]

All I can say is thank God it was a loaner car..? That is fucked up.

[JamesW]

At least he wasnt shooting heroin.

[Droogan_Leader]

At least he wasnt shooting heroin.
I think I'd rather the guy shoot up, personally.

[TomHarrington]

I think I'd rather the guy shoot up, personally.

You know? Thankfully, it sounds like they dropped him off before he could shoot anything.

[cberquist]

My wife asked me if I said anything to him and I told her that I kind of gave him permission, so what could I say. The whole episode was so surreal that the only thing I could do was laugh.

[The Other Dude]

One of her co-workers is a funny gay guy that I met for the first time. He laughed and asked if he could masturbate and I told him as long as he used a napkin or something. I assumed he was joking.

I guess what we've learned here, class, is that you shouldn't assume a man (gay or straight) is joking when he asks to masturbate in the back of your car. Sure, it's weird. Some would even say disgusting. I guess if I were in your shoes, I would have told him to keep it in his pants until he got home. To say the least, it was a bit rude of him to ask that.

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That's it for the other one.

[Droogan_Leader]

I'm guessing he was drunk too? If so, I mean, what can you expect? God knows, oh, He knows, some of the crazy stuff that I did when I drank.

[TomHarrington]

I'm guessing he was drunk too? If so, I mean, what can you expect? God knows, oh, He knows, some of the crazy stuff that I did when I drank.

I've done some things drunk that I wouldn't have otherwise, but pleasing myself in that way isn't one of them. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little privacy when I get down with myself.

I spank alone.

Yeah, all by myself.

And you know when I spank alone...

I prefer to be by myself.

[cberquist]

I guess what we've learned here, class, is that you shouldn't assume a man (gay or straight) is joking when he asks to masturbate in the back of your car. Sure, it's weird. Some would even say disgusting. I guess if I were in your shoes, I would have told him to keep it in his pants until he got home. To say the least, it was a bit rude of him to ask that.

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That's it for the other one.

Another lesson we have learned is that I am a HOT PIECE OF ASS!

[The Other Dude]

Another lesson we have learned is that I am a HOT PIECE OF ASS!

LOL! now that was funny! Humor, what a concept in here! But, if he liked you so much, why didn't he get a bit more personal than spanking his monkey in the back seat? Sounds like he was drunk to me. And a question, who cleaned that spooge up?

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That's it for the other one.

[Droogan_Leader]

I spank alone.

Yeah, I know what you're sayin', man, but some people just go "nuts" when they get drunk.

[The Other Dude]

Yeah, I know what you're sayin', man, but some people just go "nuts" when they get drunk.

Literally, in this case. I guess I've been lucky, I've never met any rude gay or het people that wanted to masturbate in the back of my car. If I had, they'd be walking, not riding. At the very least, it's disrespectful to the car and the owner.

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That's it for the other one.

[BAMSS04]

Well, I should prolly not tell you this , but who cares right.


I had a similar situation in that I was watching T.V. with my brother. We were watching something that had a hot sex scene in it like Wild things or something. So I was laying on the floor almost asleep and my brother is on the couch. They sex scene ends and like 10 mins later I turned around to get up and get a drink of water from the kitchen. Sure enough my brother is stroking it on the couch behind me. EHHHHHHHH.

I did not know what to do. Do I get up or Wait til he's done or what. So, I decide to wait. A few seconds later he is up and in the kitchen. I get up and go throw up.

It really weird catching some one masturbating. You don't know what to do. I have caught two people. My brother and my friend Steven. That one was my fault for not knocking.

[cberquist]

Well, I should prolly not tell you this , but who cares right.


I had a similar situation in that I was watching T.V. with my brother. We were watching something that had a hot sex scene in it like Wild things or something. So I was laying on the floor almost asleep and my brother is on the couch. They sex scene ends and like 10 mins later I turned around to get up and get a drink of water from the kitchen. Sure enough my brother is stroking it on the couch behind me. EHHHHHHHH.

I did not know what to do. Do I get up or Wait til he's done or what. So, I decide to wait. A few seconds later he is up and in the kitchen. I get up and go throw up.

It really weird catching some one masturbating. You don't know what to do. I have caught two people. My brother and my friend Steven. That one was my fault for not knocking.

BAMS -

It is nice that you and I can bond over a good old 'watching somebody JO' story.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

It really weird catching some one masturbating. You don't know what to do. I have caught two people. My brother and my friend Steven. That one was my fault for not knocking.
I have no basis for comparison (http://moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4649) . Nope, none at all.

[slizzelizzel]

Time for MY gross story!!!

Okay, picture this. I decided not to go to sleep tonight, and just stay awake and try to get shit done, starting with cleaning up my desk. I finished that, and in the process, accumulated a pile of stuff on my bed. One of my buddies stopped by and I went with him outside while he had a smoke or four, and talked about life. My roomate, who had thought I was asleep, decided to get up and crank one out before he left for the weekend(field trip thing). All I'll say, is that resembles Sheriff Buford T. Justice from Smokey and the BAndit, and that he was butt-ass naked, sprawled out on his chair, strokin' it to some dvd on the TV.


*shudder*

[karmattack]

Well everyone's gotta learn sometime. You do it under the sheets so you can pretend you were sleeping.

"Oh, hey! What? I uh......I must have been having a good dream."

And hey, just imagine the alternatives (toys involved, video was SDM bestiality, he was wearing fishnets) and be thankful the guy is mostly normal.


And to you, Mr. Berquist. It's awesome you can laugh at it all. That seems like the best way to handle it. Like, I'm sure if you'd have taken a picture of him in the act and then sent it to everyone at the party, he'd have a great sense of humor about it too. :)

How are you just going to be jerkin the gerkin while riding in a stranger's car like it's a New York taxi?

[highriskrc]

Well, I guess it only could've been worse if he would've been shooting up the heroine while masturbating.... I've been the part of some wild road experiences where my work requires me to be on the road 4 or 5 days a week.... this one time we rented a van to go from my home town of Kingsport, TN to Columbus, OH..... we stopped in Wytheville, VA to get a little beer for the guys who were in the back seat and by the time we got to the Tammarack in Beckley, WVa Beau was sick..... after leaving WVa via Huntington I started smelling what I imagine it would smell like if you ate the ass end out of a skunk.... I look back and Beau is shitting in the back seat of the van, wiping his ass on hotel towels, then ended up sitting on his beer-and-burger king-bowel-by product.
www.robbiecassidy.4t.com

[Matt1]

Wow, all of you guys have very... interesting road trip stories. I usually just play I Spy when I get bored on long trips, but man I guess I've been missing out.

[FanGirl]

Have you ever played the car game "Cows on my side"? The car divides into two teams and you count all the cows that you see out of your side of the car. If you drive past a cemetary they all die. Whoever has counted the most cows wins. It's pretty fun game especially if your the driver and know where the cemetaries are.

[Dave]

i always played "the cows game" when i was a kid! i thought it was just a rural Georgia/Alabama thing. great to know it was nationwide.

[highriskrc]

Have you ever played the car game "Cows on my side"? The car divides into two teams and you count all the cows that you see out of your side of the car. If you drive past a cemetary they all die. Whoever has counted the most cows wins. It's pretty fun game especially if your the driver and know where the cemetaries are.
All I got was 'Eye Spy'.

[ratm1966]

There was this one time that my Squad was going to Ft Polk, LA for a joint Army/Air Force exercise. One of my team members and I were the cargo guys, so we had to drive the big truck while everyone else got to ride in the charter bus (with a TV/VCR/Restroom). Oh yeah, the bus constantly exceded the speed limit while we were limited to 50MPH. The only time we could catch up was when they stopped at a rest area. We never got to stop because we would fall behind to quickly. Anyways, my partner had to take a leak and we couldn't spare the time to stop, so he broke out the empty Gatorade bottle. After he was done, he dumped it out the window (not the bottle, just the pee). As I looked in the side view mirror, I could see the car behind us turn on the winshield wipers. We laughed our asses off for miles.

[TLS]

There's a game I played with my friend once while he was driving, we would go through the whole alphabet starting with A and try to find a word on a sign that began with that letter, then B and so on...
He got to 'X' by the time we reached our exit and he keep right on driving as I pointed and said "Hey, you're passing the exit" He said, "No, I've got to find X." That's the last time I play that game with someone who has OCD.

[JK]

Pee pee in a jar. :p

[acid_soda]

Pee pee in a jar. :p
lolz