We haven't done this in a while.....

[FanGirl]

*creaks door slowly open and peaks into thread*

Is anyone in here? Hello?

*scurrying in the rafters*

Assassin is that you?

*No response, but the near dead ficus shifts in a non-existant breeze*

Look I'm sorry the new boards are too efficient and you haven't had a chance to decapitate a newbie in a while. You can come down if you

*THWIP* Sonofabi...

*hits the floor and the scurrying in the rafters waits to see who walks in next.*

[psychofiend]

[PF bursts in with a shotgun and there is a light.]

"Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep"

[BAMSS04]

[PF bursts in with a shotgun and there is a light.]

"Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep"


*Bam Walks in behind Psycho

Pulls the fish from its holster

Blows the dust off*




It has been a while.

*Bamss slaps Psycho with a big fish*

[Assassin]

*slowly peaks out from the rafters and shoots another blow dart*

THWIP

*misses and hits the fish*

*Psycho shoots up toward the rafters, but misses*

*Two blow darts shot quickly*

*THWIP*
*THWIP*

*Psycho and Bams hit ground falling on top of each other in a rather compromising way*

*Drops down and steals all three of the bodies wallets and hides back up in the rafters for the next prey.*

[FanGirl]

*waking up suddenly* Is it Christmas?

*rubs neck where hit and sees bams and psycho cuddling*

EWWWWW....

*goes to stand up and realizes wallet is missing*

That's it. My Star Wars tickets are in there you...

*THWIP*

*Misses as she makes a forward roll*

Ha Ha! I've been taking classes. I won't get hit so easi...

*THWIP*

*Struck while boasting she was paying more attention*

Mother puss bucket...

*Hits floor away from psycho and bams*

[Robbo_the_Hood]

*Opens the door and sees Psycho and Bams in their "compromising position."

:confused:
:eek:

Well, at least Psycho can feel at home now that he's out of Juvi.

*Hears scurrying in the rafters*
Who's in there?

*Decides to investigate. Opens a duffel bag. Looks over its contents: scythe, nun-chuks, throwing stars, bow, kitanna, chainsaw, rifle, six-shooter, grenade...eventually finds the perfect tool--a flashlight.*

*Turns on flashlight and walks further into the room.*

[The Other Dude]

Well, since I just got here, I don't see anyone in here, so... no, Dave's not here man.

<')////)<
That's it for the other one.

[actualsize]

*Sees the bobbing light of a scanning flashlight through the half-open door.

*Creeps inside

*SPLORSCH - THWIP - WHAM - CHUNK
steps on the unseen fish and slips, just as a dart is fired.
He hits the floor hard, as the dart buries itself harmlessly
in the door jamb.

*he rolls behind the immense pot of the dead ficus for cover

*across the room, a dim red light gently flashes
12:00 - 12:00 - 12:00

*the owner of the flashlight gives him the ssshhh sign.

*the duffel bag is just out of reach. He looks at the stars, but decides the
rifle will be a better choice.

[The Other Dude]

*he rolls behind the immense pot of the dead ficus for cover

Somebody aught to throw that dead ficus out.

<')////)<
That's it for the other one.

[slizzelizzel]

{pssst: Assasin, look below you, about 5 posts. Aim for the throat.}

[ratm1966]

* Walks in with a Hustler magazine in one hand and his....

WTF?!! This isn't the restroom!

* Walks back out after zipping up his pants.

[slizzelizzel]

* opens door quietly, walks in very, very slowly...

hello? helooooooo? anybody here? I know it's late but someone must be here...

* Notices puddle of drool on floor, looks up

HEY! Assasin, wake up! Come ON! somebody has to be here...

* walks around, decides to stop that stupid clock from blinking...

**SNOOOOORRRRRRR**

HOLY SHIT!! WTF WAS THAT!?!?

* looks around, sees Fangirl snoring away...Finally gets over to the clock, looks down at watch to get the right time...

Holy shit!! It's 5:00 AM and I'm still awake!

* somebody creeps up behind slizzel and nails him in the head with the butt of a rifle, but he's back in the shadows before sliz hits the floor with the clock still in his hand.

[Ball_LicKerS_69]

* kicks open the door to the sound of a heavily distorted guitar strum *

* stands in doorway as bright light keeps character in sillhouette.....obviously dressed head-to-toe in Jay gear *


"Wattup, BALL LICKERZ?!@1 SNOOCH 2 TEH MOTHERFUCKIN NOOO-"

* Deafening shotgun blast rings through the room, as grey matter flies all over the wall behind *

[karmattack]

* hand-held shotgun shows as sillhouette in doorway *

* As door slowly opens further, light widens to show a hand...........an arm..........a devilishly handsome face (with soulpatch) smirking *

"Nice no-look pass with the Boomstick, Robbo"

**THWIP! THWIP**

* Runs hands across neck, feels two tiny arrows *

"God.....DAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......"

* falls to floor *

[psychofiend]

Well, at least Psycho can feel at home now that he's out of Juvi.
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, FORMALLY, TO YOU (you dumb FUCK), I WAS NOT IN JUVI, I WAS GETTING LAID BY MY GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD OF GOING HERE. So, please do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP, asshole.

[FanGirl]

*still sound as asleep from darts rolls over and sleep talks* Me thinks the lady doth protest too much *rolls over and continues snoring*

[The Other Dude]

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, FORMALLY, TO YOU (you dumb FUCK), I WAS NOT IN JUVI, I WAS GETTING LAID BY MY GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD OF GOING HERE. So, please do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP, asshole.

Not that I'm necessarily in favor of profanity (nor against it either) but I do agree that having sex with your girlfriend does take priority over computer time. Unless of course, you're a multitasker and can have sex with your girlfriend while on the computer.

[JK]

*Darth Muppet Slayer stands just outside the door*

"I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since..."

*He checks the charge on his fishsaber...*

"Damn, forgot to charge it. Well, I'm not going in there unarmed..."

*Darth Muppet Slayer runs away like a sad scared bitch*

[Robbo_the_Hood]

See, you wrote this:I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, FORMALLY, TO YOU (you dumb FUCK), I WAS NOT IN JUVI, I WAS GETTING LAID BY MY GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD OF GOING HERE. So, please do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP, asshole.But I read this:I WAS GETTING LAID IN MY asshole.And when you're in Juvi, if you have a girlfriend, that means you're the bitch, Bitch.

[karmattack]

"What do you want to be? The husband or the wife?"

"The husband."

"Ok. Then get over here and suck your wife off."

[psychofiend]

See, you wrote this:But I read this:And when you're in Juvi, if you have a girlfriend, that means you're the bitch, Bitch.
Oh yeah, my old girlfriend that you all say should stay away from me is back with me. I'm feelin' pretty fuckin' good today. Robbo_the_Hood why are you so obsessed with boys under the age of 18 having sex? I think i can ID you if i ever see you... perhaps in a court setting...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1650000/images/_1651544_badcd-pa150.jpg
That's him, that's Robbo he was talking about boys taking it in unnatural places.

[Gotherella]

*door flies open, lights come on*

"All right, you goddamn kids -- I told you to go to sleep! I gotta be to work at 6 in the A.M.! Now quit monkeying around and get back in those sleeping bags before I paddle every one of your little butts!"

*lights off, door slams shut*

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Uh, weren't you the one who made his private life quite public? Far be it from me to read between the lines. You brought the ball to the court, so it's fair game, Brother.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

One Year Later...

*A lone figure sits among the carnage in a darkened room. He stares at the burnt out flashlight clutched in his hands, as he slowly rocks back and forth.*

So...alone.
So...alone.
So...alone.

[Assassin]

*whispering from the rafters*

Never my friend.

THWIP THWIP

*Robbo takes 2 darts to the neck. Smiles and passes out*

[acid_soda]

acid sees assasin
has no time to react
THWIP TWHIP
two shots to the neck
the world starts to slip out of focus
passes out


2hours later


acid is in a bed
next to jessica alba
realizes that it's a dream
wakes up in a pool of blood
the world is slipping into focus
silence
silence
silence
gets up
gets a coke
logs on to MPS to tell the story

[jjcourtright]

*whispering from the rafters*

Never my friend.

THWIP THWIP

*Robbo takes 2 darts to the neck. Smiles and passes out* Man if I was Assassin, I totally would have forgotten my password by now.

[Assassin]

THWIP THWIP

*JJ hits the ground*

*mumbling to self* Mind like an elephant *stops* What was I doing again?

*disappears in puff of smoke*

[freakenmoron]

* opens door and is overwhelmed by puff of smoke*
*realizes assassin has farted*

"Choke" "mumble" "Gag"

* falls to floor in convulsions *

[ninjalord]

*stops and surveys the carnage of what could only have been an attack by the assassin*

*mumbles* did this happen before or after he lost his pants

*pauses* Wonders why there is a guy sitting in the middle of the room holding a dead flashlight talking to himself

*note to self* Remember to pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk on way home

[DarthMaulRat]

*Marvel Comics lawyer walks in*

THWIP THWIP

Marvel Comics Lawyer:"Hey, you can't use 'THWIP'! We copyrighted 'THWIP'! Spiderman's webshooters occasionally go 'THWIP', you'll have to find a new sound or pay royalteeeeeesssssssss.........

*Poison sets in and lawyer dies*

*Assassin leaves a blank check in the dead lawyer's pocket, because even assassins are afraid of lawyers, alive or dead.*

[By-tor]

*Poison sets in and lawyer dies*
http://www.scarpati.com/music_lax/images/poison_BC.jpg
Lawyer? Shit, everybody dies.

[ninjalord]

*swoops in and steals blank check from dead lawyers pocket and then slaps by-tor in the back of the head for the bad poison comment*

*Laughs at the thought of the assassin having to pay royalteeeeeeees*

[ninjalord]

*returns check to dead lawyers pocket laughing, as it has been endorsed to steve* *its a legal thing*

[Zens7s]

http://www.scarpati.com/music_lax/images/poison_BC.jpg
Lawyer? Shit, everybody dies.
Oh my god....look what the cat dragged in.

[By-tor]

Now, that's pulling a coupla threads together nicely. And...http://www.mondowrestling.com/blog/public/steveaustin.jpg
WHAT?!!!!

[Zens7s]

Now, that's pulling a coupla threads together nicely. And...
That's how I roll, baby.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh my god....look what the cat dragged in.Great minds...do you know how close I was to posting that?

[Dave]

http://www.scarpati.com/music_lax/images/poison_BC.jpg
Lawyer? Shit, everybody dies.

I am now going to announce that i will be seeing Poison and Cinderella on Friday night.

I'm preparing for a long cold winter....

[By-tor]

I am now going to announce that i will be seeing Poison and Cinderella on Friday night.

I'm preparing for a long cold winter....Saw a show back in the early 80's. Poison, then Cinderella, then these headliners...
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Minoru/Loudness_old_skool.jpg
Wok 'n' Woll Cwazy Nights!!!!!

[Zens7s]

Great minds...do you know how close I was to posting that?
That's not the only thing that's been close to you. :D

[ninjalord]

*enters and see's that the ficus is being neglected, Again*

[Zens7s]

[Zen sees the Ninja lord standing over the ficus]

Here's the problem dude, Danger has been really busy and I can't really pee into the ficus very easily. But for you, I might try.