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EternalStrife
05-12-2005, 01:42 AM
Aaaahhhhhh..........looks like I'm not going to get any sleep tonight. My sister has a whole bunch of people over. And these guys are not known for keep it down. Who the hell decides to have a get-togather at 12:30am???? Any ideas on how to fall asleep while blitzkrieg is going on? Damn you thin walls....
ozchick
05-12-2005, 01:49 AM
If you can't beat 'em (up), join 'em :)
EternalStrife
05-12-2005, 01:51 AM
If you can't beat 'em (up), join 'em :)


I can't stand these people. Pretty much hate them in fact. Bunch of assholes who can't get over themselves. And I did not agree to this.
ozchick
05-12-2005, 01:53 AM
Is it your place? Are you the boss of her? I'd tell them piss off and crash someone else's place, the inconsiderate prats.

EDIT: New Plan: Start walking around naked. This would embarrassing the crap out of your sister and hopefully she and her mates will bugger off.
actualsize
05-12-2005, 01:57 AM
You might try reading the owner's manual for your car. If you're like most people, you've probably never cracked it open. If it doesn't put you to sleep in 5 minutes, you might learn about how to stop those turn signals from blinking, OVER and OVER and OVER again.

Or you can tune in something like Trading Spaces...

Or..
FanGirl
05-12-2005, 02:04 AM
You just need white noise to focus on like a fan or a soothing music so something like that.
Matthew
05-12-2005, 02:08 AM
I can't stand these people. Pretty much hate them in fact. Bunch of assholes who can't get over themselves. And I did not agree to this.

Walk out in nothing but your underwear, start throwing shit around, talk about how grumpy you are, then start asking others if they can help you get the gerbil out of your ass.

Guaranteed to clear the room!
bwdial
05-12-2005, 09:36 AM
Gas 'em. Nothing clears a room like flatulence.
TLS
05-12-2005, 09:54 AM
You should call the cops. Nothing breaks up a party faster than cops knocking on the front door.
EternalStrife
05-12-2005, 12:18 PM
You should call the cops. Nothing breaks up a party faster than cops knocking on the front door.


Why bother? Besides there were underage kids drinking. I didn't want that kind of trouble.
BAMSS04
05-12-2005, 12:27 PM
Yeah, but I have a feeling they are all under age, which means he'd be in some shit as well.


Dude, no offense but we keep telling you that you need to deal with her and you keep NOT listening. I do not understand what the deal is. I mean if I remember correctly, your sister is staying with you at the behest of you parents for school. She has no money and pays for nothing she treats you like your not doing anything for her, and is completely inconsiderate of your feelings. Now is that about right? If so, then here is my advise again.

Call up Mom and Dad.
" Mom and dad, this little bitch is pissing me off. She doesn't help around here, she keeps me up all night with her friends and she is always pissy. Now, I said I would help her but I am telling you guys right now, I am gonna lay the law down, she'll abide or she is on her own from now on. Sorry, but that is how it is.

Then, you grab that little sister of yours, sit her ass down and say:

" This is not your house, I pay for stuff around here and as long as I live here you WILL respect me. Your Friends will respect my house. They are welcome here but if they keep me awake one more night they will no longer be welcome here. If you guys can't keep it down go somewhere else. If you don't like that then you can get your shit and get out. I am up to here( make hand gesture) with you, (insert name)."


Now, thats all I can tell you. If you don't do something these people (family and other wise ) will continue to walk all over you.
Dave
05-12-2005, 12:35 PM
I agree with Bamms, that's exactly what you need to do.
Mighty Wingman
05-12-2005, 09:14 PM
I think it's probably more complicated than that, there are probably some parts of the story we don't know.
Droogan_Leader
05-12-2005, 11:15 PM
I think it's probably more complicated than that, there are probably some parts of the story we don't know.
Even so, if he took charge I'm sure things would most likely change. You can't just ignore crap like that--it only gets worse.
BAMSS04
05-12-2005, 11:33 PM
I think it's probably more complicated than that, there are probably some parts of the story we don't know.

I'm would be suprised if it wasn't more complicated than that. It all the more reason why it is necessary to deal with this now. Otherwise, I do not see how the situation will get any better.
Threadkiller
05-13-2005, 12:38 AM
I think we need to decide if this post was intended to actually seek advice or if it was just a little rant/complaint/plea for sympathy. I'm cool either way but I'm beginning to lean toward sympathy post.
EternalStrife
05-13-2005, 11:57 AM
I may be ranting a little, but I'm not looking for sympathy from anybody. I talk about it to people I am not very close with to get a more objective prespective on the issue. Perhaps I may be looking for a bit of advice, but I do know what I ultimately need to do to deal with my problems.
ratm1966
05-13-2005, 01:58 PM
Okay, I will chime in on this one. Pile all of her clothes on her closet floor, then get really drunk. Instead of puking in the toilet, heave all over her clothes. After you hear her screams of anger and rage say, "Oh, I am sorry, I had a party and must have gotten a bit too drunk. How inconsiderate of me, but hey, you kow what it is like to be inconsiderate of others."
Dave
05-13-2005, 04:43 PM
I would change the puke to piss, but it sounds good to me.
slizzelizzel
05-13-2005, 04:52 PM
You know what I just figured out? The title of this thread. Call me a retard.
Efexeye
05-13-2005, 04:53 PM
Call me a retard.

You're a retard.

da-dun TSH!
karmattack
05-13-2005, 05:14 PM
What you should really do, ES:

1. Be honest and tell her how it bothered you, and how you feel disrespected, and how she needs to consider your feelings and responsibilities.

2. Hide boogers in all of her food.
jjcourtright
05-13-2005, 05:19 PM
Ah, the old be rational and completely irrational at the same time trick.
slizzelizzel
05-13-2005, 05:26 PM
2. Hide boogers in all of her food.

Or you could use...like...diahretics.
Gotherella
05-13-2005, 05:26 PM
Do unto others as payback for what they have done unto you.(and the boogers won't work unless you tell her about them as she's eating...)
karmattack
05-13-2005, 05:28 PM
Well, if she eats Cocoa Puffs you could always find someone with a pet rabbit...


I mean seriously!

http://www.scrapbook101.com/images/gotmilk/sl120gm.jpg

http://science.mccneb.edu/pevans/Image_Data_Base/Images/Environment/c_rabbitdropping.jpg
Dave
05-13-2005, 05:35 PM
Do unto others as payback for what they have done unto you.(and the boogers won't work unless you tell her about them as she's eating...)

I think its more about the silent satisfaction of you knowing she is injesting some gross nose goblins.
karmattack
05-13-2005, 05:37 PM
I think I'm going to get it for that last one.


Yes, the silent satisfaction is what it's all about.
Gotherella
05-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Well, if she eats Cocoa Puffs you could always find someone with a pet rabbit...


I mean seriously!

http://www.scrapbook101.com/images/gotmilk/sl120gm.jpg

http://science.mccneb.edu/pevans/Image_Data_Base/Images/Environment/c_rabbitdropping.jpg


Dude, you just ruined my daily breakfast forever.
ratm1966
05-14-2005, 01:45 AM
You can always train a pony to kill her, but instead of her, you lure her parents into the trap. Once they are dead, you make some chilli (or whatever dish she likes) out of her parents. When she is done eating, you tell her what she really ate.

Wait....she is your sister right? Yeah, that won't work. Especially if you actually like your parents.