Damn this hurts...

[JK]

I just got back from the hospital about twenty minutes ago- I went for a bike ride and fell... hard. I cracked a rib, sprained both wrists and back, and bruised up a knee. The back and the wrists and the knee I can deal with, but holy crap my ribs hurt...

Anyone looking to buy a bicycle? ;)

[FanGirl]

Ouch....why are you typing? Go lay down and rest!

[Dave]

Anyone looking to buy a bicycle? ;)

What kind and how much?

[JK]

Ouch....why are you typing? Go lay down and rest!

I'm a glutton for punishment...:D (and the drugs are good)

What kind and how much?

Actually, I'm keeping the one I just wrecked. However, I do have a rigid frame Canondale I'm tired of looking at. It's a tall bike and I'm short... $75

[BAMSS04]

I just got back from the hospital about twenty minutes ago- I went for a bike ride and fell... hard. I cracked a rib, sprained both wrists and back, and bruised up a knee. The back and the wrists and the knee I can deal with, but holy crap my ribs hurt...

Anyone looking to buy a bicycle? ;)


Ouch, I know wha you are feeling. I broke three ribs back in December, they just stoped hurting last month.

[jjcourtright]

Actually, I'm keeping the one I just wrecked. However, I do have a rigid frame Canondale I'm tired of looking at. It's a tall bike and I'm short... $75
What time, and how burnt?..I mean how tall? You gots a picture?

[Efexeye]

What time, and how burnt?..I mean how tall? You gots a picture?

What are you, in Ogdenville, shopping for Sears activewear? Or maybe a Chanel suit?

[actualsize]

I just got back from the hospital about twenty minutes ago- I went for a bike ride and fell... hard. I cracked a rib, sprained both wrists and back, and bruised up a knee. The back and the wrists and the knee I can deal with, but holy crap my ribs hurt...

Dude, you feelin' any better? Or is it true that it hurts worst on the 2nd/3rd day?

[psychofiend]

I just got back from the hospital about twenty minutes ago- I went for a bike ride and fell... hard. I cracked a rib, sprained both wrists and back, and bruised up a knee. The back and the wrists and the knee I can deal with, but holy crap my ribs hurt...
It's an excuse to skip work though.

[Gotherella]

Bummer - hope the drugs help.

Know someone who did the same thing - broke her jaw, lost some teeth, etc. This is why I do not exercise.

[JK]

Dude, you feelin' any better? Or is it true that it hurts worst on the 2nd/3rd day?

It felt fine until I came to work. I never realized how much I actually have to move around just to watch some fucking TV...

As far as drugs, they gave me Ibuprofin...

It ain't working...

I want to go home...

I want my Jack Daniels...

I want my heating pad...

...and I want the head of the squirrel that was mocking me as I lay there in pain...

[psychofiend]

...and I want the head of the squirrel that was mocking me as I lay there in pain...
Was this the little bastard?
http://www.sedgetools.com/import/100/squirrel_bird.jpg

[Matthew]

AHH yes, ole "Gonads and Strife"

[Dave]

Well, i just got back from the doc in the box. I went in complaining of sinus conjestion and an irritated eye, after facial x-rays and some drawn blood, they guy decided that nothing really was wrong, and just gave me a painful shot in the ass, and some drops for my eye (i think i've got Pinkeye).

[slizzelizzel]

Okay, while he was giving you that shit, did you notice if he had hands on both of your shoulders?

[jjcourtright]

I think that joke only works for a rectal exam...unless by "painful shot in the ass," Dave meant...

[Dave]

i didn't mean that, but i hope you do your civic duty and report me to the "things that sound dirty..." thread.