But that's what the internet is for...

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Smurfy, I just beat your story:

I figured the girl would be sleeping in, and I was struck with a case of rigor mortis in a certain part of the male anatomy. Figuring there was only one solution, I clicked here and I clicked there and . . .

the girl woke up and walked in to find me playing a game that required the use of my joystick. :eek:

This ever happen to anyone else?

[Efexeye]

Dude, playing with your wang is a God-given right. I could get laid 3 times a day, and I'd still find time to rub one out...Was she pissed?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

So far everything seems fine. I am obviously embarassed, but she's either handling it really well because and has a good grasp of the situation, or she's waiting to hold it against me at a later time.

(and I know where this reply will end up)

[Efexeye]

I am obviously embarassed

Why are you embarassed? I'm sure she still flicks her bean every once in a while when you aren't around...

[TLS]

This ever happen to anyone else?
Yes, (minus the whole rigor mortis area and joystick thingy)
and to answer the next obvious question...
No, I'm not going to elaborate on any details. :rolleyes:

[Dave]

Going there...
maybe she's waiting for you to hold it against her :eek:

Don't worry about it, it's embarrassing yes, but it's a natural part of being a male. She'll probably understand. It could have been worse, she could have woken up, and found you kneeling over her doing that .

[TLS]

So far everything seems fine. I am obviously embarassed, but she's either handling it really well because and has a good grasp of the situation, or she's waiting to hold it against me at a later time.

(and I know where this reply will end up)
I don't know why she'd be pissed at you. When I catch my fiance playing his joystick game I ask if I can play to.

[Efexeye]

It could have been worse, she could have woken up, and found you kneeling over her doing that .

Ewwwww....that's a little too Norman Bates, I think. I might have a problem with that myself.

[Efexeye]

When I catch my fiance playing his joystick game I ask if I can play to.

Good for you! Go, girl, go!

[Dave]

Ewwwww....that's a little too Norman Bates, I think. I might have a problem with that myself.

That's why i'm saying it could have been worse.

And so your saying that if you woke up to find Robbo working the hand crank right above your formerly sleeping head, you wouldn't be down with that. What kind of friend are you anyway. :D

[actualsize]

I think most girls know that guys do that....a lot.
I wouldn't be surprised or offended. As long as he can still perform with me!

I was referring to the joystick via internet, not waking up to it - FXI is right.

[Efexeye]

And so your saying that if you woke up to find Robbo working the hand crank right above your formerly sleeping head, you wouldn't be down with that.

Dude, I almost puked all over my workstation.

Thanks for the visual.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

So far everything seems fine. I am obviously embarassed, but she's either handling it really well because and has a good grasp of the situation, or she's waiting to hold it against me at a later time.

(and I know where this reply will end up)

Don't be embarrassed. I think a girl has to understand that their men get 'morning stiffys' every once and a while.

[Efexeye]

Don't be embarrassed. I think a girl has to understand that their men get 'morning stiffys' every once and a while.

I don't think the stiffy is the embarassing part, it's what he was doing to the stiffy...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I don't think the stiffy is the embarassing part, it's what he was doing to the stiffy...

So, he 'wacked it' and 'packed it.' No harm done.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

There wasn't much of the 'whacking.' I had just started.

Maybe that's why I'm frustrated.

[TLS]

There wasn't much of the 'whacking.' I had just started.

Maybe that's why I'm frustrated.
Well, go finish, damn it. And invite her along, she might thank you for it, besides it might be less embarrassing after.

[slizzelizzel]

Perhaps he wasn't embarrased about the action that he was performing, but possibly what he was looking at while he was doing it?

[Razorback]

Smurfy, I just beat your story:

I figured the girl would be sleeping in, and I was struck with a case of rigor mortis in a certain part of the male anatomy. Figuring there was only one solution, I clicked here and I clicked there and . . .

the girl woke up and walked in to find me playing a game that required the use of my joystick. :eek:

This ever happen to anyone else?

Surely... and my response was "Thank God you are awake! I thought I was going to have to do this one myself!"

[EternalStrife]

Surely... and my response was "Thank God you are awake! I thought I was going to have to do this one myself!"



Smooth. If it were me, I doubt I would have handled it with such.....finesse.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Perhaps he wasn't embarrased about the action that he was performing, but possibly what he was looking at while he was doing it?I think you just hit it on the head...or, I mean nailed it...no I mean, why is everything so dirty?

[TLS]

Surely... and my response was "Thank God you are awake! I thought I was going to have to do this one myself!"
That's good. No wonder I like you so much. :cool:

[karmattack]

It happened to me once. If you think of the Kevin Spacey [American Beauty] dream sequence.........yeah.

All I have to say is if you keep it light and humorous, and know in your heart that you weren't doing anything wrong, no harm can come of it. That's difficult to do when you're reeling in the shock of getting caught wang-handed, when you thought you were being stealthy.

[jjcourtright]

I've been married for almost five years, and I just got caught for the first time last week. I'm so stealthy that I'm like a ninja. Slight embarrassment, but it quickly turned into laughter.

[Efexeye]

I'm so stealthy that I'm like a ninja.

Are you a member of The Hand? (sorry, couldn't resist)

[TLS]

Is this where Jazz-Hands comes in handy?

[DarthMaulRat]

comes in handy?

And that's how you take a quote out of context.

[airionnablue]

I personally like watching my boyfriend do it.. It's fun.. Cause I can join in at any moment.. It's too tempting to resist. I wouldn't be upset or anything if I caught him doing it.. My response would be "Couldn't you wake me up?" That's really creepy with the staring down at someone thing.. My friend woke up from having her boyfriend have sex with her while she was still sleeping.. Creepy..

[jjcourtright]

I'm not so sure that you can call that "sex".

[airionnablue]

I'm not so sure that you can call that "sex".
I agree with you but when he eventually woke her up.. she joined in.. I would prefer to be woken up by the classic poking in the back than someone already poking me with out being able to enjoy it or say I'm too tired..But somehow that never happens.. I don't think I can be too tired..

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Again, it wasn't so much the action, but the inspiring material I was viewing.

[Efexeye]

Oh- well, that's a different story. An individual's taste in porn can be a hard thing to explain...

[FanGirl]

Oh- well, that's a different story. An individual's taste in porn can be a hard thing to explain...

Ain't that the truth...I mean..so I've heard....that...uh... What the hell is that? *runs out of room quickly*

[zombiemidget]

i dont care who you are bondage is totally fucked up

[Efexeye]

i dont care who you are bondage is totally fucked up

Trying to think of a smartass remark, but...hm. Sounds pollworthy to me. Kinda afraid to post the question, however...

[Razorback]

I agree with you but when he eventually woke her up.. she joined in.. I would prefer to be woken up by the classic poking in the back than someone already poking me with out being able to enjoy it or say I'm too tired..But somehow that never happens.. I don't think I can be too tired..

Man, some of you people are so traditional it makes me sick!

I say manipulate me while I sleep! Wake me up already halfway there. :)

[Matthew]

Again, it wasn't so much the action, but the inspiring material I was viewing.

As long as it wasn't the Micheal Jackson trial, or a Village People video I think we are ok.

The next question is though, what were you viewing?

[slizzelizzel]

Yes. Elaborate so we can ridicule you.

[Omaru]

I wonder what Judge Reinhold would have done in that situation
(thinking hard,) Oh yeah

"Doesn't anyone know how to know around here"

[Mighty Wingman]

Again, it wasn't so much the action, but the inspiring material I was viewing.


Tee hee!

http://www.zoofur.com/fr-afric.jpg

[Zens7s]

Smurfy, I just beat your story:

I figured the girl would be sleeping in, and I was struck with a case of rigor mortis in a certain part of the male anatomy. Figuring there was only one solution, I clicked here and I clicked there and . . .

the girl woke up and walked in to find me playing a game that required the use of my joystick. :eek:

This ever happen to anyone else?

Ummm....uhhh....

Oh Shit, I just can't help it. I am laughing my ass off right now...

Robbo, sweetheart, look on the bright side. At least it's something you can pretend was caused by her beauty. "Sorry sweetheart... you looked so beautiful that I just couldn't help myself and I didn't want to disturb you. I know you were really tired tonight..."

It's not like your roommate walked in on you or anything. Ummm, er...dammit.

[Efexeye]

It's not like your roommate walked in on you or anything. Ummm, er...dammit.

I've been on both sides of that particular coin- not fun in EITHER case.

[Efexeye]

Wingman's pic reminds me of the time we went to the zoo and saw this rhinoceros with a huge, wet, pink....you get the idea. That wasn't even the funny part- for the rest of the day, we called the metal bar the trainers used to, uh...soften? his, uh...thinigie? the "Dick Stick".

It's amazing how funny that was when I was 12...

[Mighty Wingman]

>> we called the metal bar the trainers used to, uh...soften? his, uh...thinigie? the "Dick Stick".

We could use something like that for some of the people here.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm sorry, but it's just awesome that someone is lurking in this thread.

Hey Lurker, wanna see something cool?

[Mighty Wingman]

Robbo,
You never told us what the uh, "material" was.

[acid_soda]

yeah....that sucks