View Full Version : Sleazy Toy Alert!
Jason_Brown
04-15-2005, 10:15 AM
Britney Spears?
The Bride of Frankenstein?
No, it's the brand new skanky Phoenix!
Frankly, its way more info about her waxing habits, than I ever wanted to know.
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/09_04/Phoenix.jpg
Denyse
04-15-2005, 01:06 PM
Well when you put it that way!
I actually kinda like it. Saw it on display at Wizard World LA, along with it's variants. Not all that different from most of the Phoenix stuff you see, IMO.
karmattack
04-15-2005, 01:21 PM
1...
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/03_05/BatmanBWbyBollandStatue.jpg
...awesome.
2...
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/02_05/NG-001-Taki.jpg
...nipples!
freetoaster
04-15-2005, 02:07 PM
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/09_04/Phoenix.jpg take this torsoe...
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/02_05/NG-001-Taki.jpg and these ta-tas...
and you have, "ice-ice Barbie from hell."
jonmarbles
04-15-2005, 03:31 PM
I like it. It adds a darker, more sinister look to the innocent Jean Grey. Two thunmbs up. Do you know where I can see pictures of the other ones?
Jason_Brown
04-15-2005, 04:02 PM
I'm no prude. I just feel like these sort of toys reinforce the ugly "comics are for little boys" mentality, that continues to plague the industry.
...and Phoenix died, fully clothed, in 1980, and nobody's ever going to convince me different! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
FanGirl
04-15-2005, 04:49 PM
So I shouldn't want to continue to workout so I can go as that for Halloween? Alright, fine.... Guys, he talked me out of it. You have all been deprived of photos that could have been.
Jason_Brown
04-15-2005, 05:09 PM
D'oh!
FanGirl
04-15-2005, 06:56 PM
I believe it was Shakespeare or Guns'n'Roses who said "One bad apple spoils the whole damn bunch." It's been ruined. Although, if I can get fir enough and this will be after the triathlong, I may have to go as Barbara Gordon's Batgirl.
Razorback
04-15-2005, 06:58 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
So I shouldn't want to continue to workout so I can go as that for Halloween? Alright, fine.... Guys, he talked me out of it. You have all been deprived of photos that could have been.
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Never listen to him again! We want hot fangirl Halloween pics!
DangerSeeker
04-19-2005, 10:43 AM
Wanna give the guys a "Long Halloween"?
Batgirl, sure, Supergirl, oh yeah, or for sleazy fun:
http://www.amazingcomics.com/istarimages/p/p-KAIYODO80598!KAIYO.jpg
Hey, you lurking perverted bastard... you can't order 12" rubber schlongs through this site...
Zens7s
06-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Hey, you lurking perverted bastard... you can't order 12" rubber schlongs through this site...You can't? Then what the hell have I been hanging around here all these years for? [Zen stamps foot and walks away]
Zens I've got a number you can call to order one of those, except it's not rubber, and it's not 12 inches... and well, nevermind.
Zens7s
06-12-2006, 10:48 AM
Zens I've got a number you can call to order one of those, except it's not rubber, and it's not 12 inches... and well, nevermind.
Does it come in a special "Crimson Tide Wrapper"?
jjcourtright
06-12-2006, 02:14 PM
I don't know...something veeeery unappealing about the term "Crimson Tide" used in the same conversation as rubber schlongs...
Mighty Wingman
06-12-2006, 04:38 PM
I think we'll need to ask a Red Wings fan about that.
karmattack
06-12-2006, 04:42 PM
I think we'll need to ask a Red Wings fan about that.
Ask away...
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/karmattack/punkins.jpg
Mighty Wingman
06-12-2006, 04:45 PM
That is a bitchin' fro , dude.
karmattack
06-12-2006, 04:50 PM
Thanks. The sad thing is, even though that's my Holloween costume as a Zombified pimp, I used to have a fro only slightly smaller than that.
Even sadder is that at that party, someone asked me if I was dressed up as a gynecologist. [shrug]
Mighty Wingman
06-12-2006, 05:03 PM
Most women just don't get enough love from their OBGYN.
phit_demon
06-13-2006, 11:43 AM
The sad thing is, even though that's my Holloween costume as a Zombified pimp, I used to have a fro only slightly smaller than that.
What the hell is sad about that?!
It's been a dream of mine as long as I can remember to have a massive afro, but my accursed caucasian genes won't allow it.
It's the haircut of the gods!
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