INTRODUCE YOURSELF! -- June 2004 [Archive]

Ryall

06-04-2003, 04:03 PM

brycejmcewen

06-04-2003, 05:07 PM

Real Name? Bryce J. McEwen (did you really think i made that up?)

Age?22 (23 on June 29th)

Highest level of education completed? B.A. from the University of Manitoba, Major PHILOSOPHY, Minor FILM STUDIES.

Where do you live? Winnipeg Manitoba Canada (and i will not appologize for avril, we may have gave birth to her, but you put her on the radio/television evevry ten seconds)

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Goodfellas

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Complete Works of Plato (even though there are pictures in it and its not really my favorite)

Favorite CD? anything from SLOAN

Favorite video game? GTA3 or World of Outlaws Sprint Car Racing

Favorite current TV show? The Simpsons

Favorite car? Dodge Caravan

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? definately the shoot.

Favorite food and drink? I wish I could stop eating, 200 lbs here I come.

Favorite breakfast cereal? thats far too personal

Favorite candy? Skittles

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 15

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 20

Best Halloween costume? Teen Wolf (that was the best, ive got pictures to prove it! it went over much better than the year before when i went as micheal keaton)

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? no

Favorite comic book? uh, BATMAN

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Something about the war between Athens and Sparta in ancient Greece.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? anything by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Favorite actor not named Jason? Ed Norton

Favorite actress? Liv Tyler

Favorite nude scene in a movie? outta the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Favorite animated film? does "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" count?

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? well, donald duck never wears pants, and there is just something erotic about a duck with no pants (i am a freak, where did that come from?)

Favorite talk show? Conan, then dave

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? i havent decided yet. jewel is the one singer who can sound like 5 different people in the same song, and still sound good, and still sound like jewel. so whether she is writhing around on the floor, or getting sprayed down with a fire hose, a jewel is a jewel. for more information on jewel, contact your local library.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? kinda gross, but wouldnt you love to be in his shoes.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? 1999, why do you wanna know, NARC!

When was the last time you got really drunk? January 2003

When was the last time you vomited? September 2002

When was the last time you went to a gym? this morning

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? i ogled myself in the mirror, cause i was the only one there.

Do you live with your parents? yes

Do your parents live with you? yes

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? a little from column a, a little from column b

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? about 10 questions ago, i dont know why i continue to type.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? wow, you are one repetitive kid.

Have you ever been in love? yes

Have you ever been in love with me? once, but that was along time ago, times have changed, we've grown apart...

Tongue

06-04-2003, 05:45 PM

Real Name? Steve but that's all your getting till the cops are off my trail.

Age?26

Highest level of education completed? High School/ CFE

Where do you live? currently Saudi Arabia

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Zulu

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Illuminati Trilogy

Favorite CD? Lily Savage my favourite cross dresser

Favorite video game? Civilisation

Favorite current TV show? Charmed

Favorite car? 1957 Plymouth Fury

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Jaysgurl lol

Favorite food and drink? a fry-up and a fine Bourbon

Favorite breakfast cereal? Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Favorite candy? try to avoid it but anything that has white chocolate

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 13

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 17

Best Halloween costume? Braveheart, something about being in a kilt draws women like magnets

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Never

Favorite comic book? Secret Wars

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Neve Campbell Goes Porny

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Johnny Moronic

Favorite actor not named Jason? Mel Gibson

Favorite actress? Neve Campbell, Joey Lauren Adams , so many more

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Neve Campbell denise Richards in Wild Things

Favorite animated film? Monsters Inc

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? That quick scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Favorite talk show? Tonight with Jonathan Ross

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Jewel can do no wrong with me

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Who is Ashton whatsisname?

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Can't tell ya

When was the last time you got really drunk? the day b4 I came out to this hell hole

When was the last time you vomited? the morning that I came out to this hell hole

When was the last time you went to a gym? Who's Jim????

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Jim has hot women around him???

Do you live with your parents? thank god no

Do your parents live with you? uuuummmm no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? both constantly

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? yep

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? No i don't think i have the urge to answer anymore questions

Have you ever been in love? no thank god

Have you ever been in love with me? today?

That's all for now. Thank you.

Zens_7s

06-04-2003, 05:46 PM

Real Name? Susan
Age? 25
Highest level of education completed? 1 year into my masters
Where do you live? Chicagoland Adventure Themepark

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Citizen Kane, Donnie Darko, Almost Famous

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Microserf’s (Douglas Coupland), The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde) hmmm….that doesn’t count because the whole book is about “pictures”

Favorite CD? Cannot hope to pick. Maybe the mix CD we gave out as wedding favors.

Favorite video game? The Sims (does that count as a video game?) because I have control issues, and delusions of grandeur

Favorite current TV show? City Confidential on A & E, The Daily Show on Comedy Central

Favorite car? My 1985 Iroc-Z. (aka – the 1980’s bimbo car)

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? It is the only board I have ever belonged to, and it must be the company. Most of the locals are pretty damn cool.

Favorite food and drink? Pizza and Blue Moon Draft with an orange, or Stoli Martini straight-up

Favorite breakfast cereal? Cold pizza and a beer (wait, that’s the leftovers from the previous question)

Favorite candy? Sour Patch Kids, Candy’s Room by Bruce Springsteen

Age you lost your virginity? hmmmm…16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? I hope to re-lose it everyday, thank-you very much

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? As opposed to a major appliance like the dryer? What are you getting at here, Ryall?

Best Halloween costume? Marilyn Monroe ala Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Nope. The most I know about comic books is eavesdropping on you guys.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? This Side of Paradise, F. Scott Fitzgerald

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Spiderman

Favorite actor not named Jason? Edward Norton

Favorite actress? Catherine Keener

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Muholland Drive

Favorite animated film? Toy Story

Favorite talk show? Hannity & Combs

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image...? Jewel – helping dysfunctional nerds to get laid with drunken girls for 5 years.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd"...I am glad the woman are getting out there and taking on the young guys. Male actors have been doing it for years. Heck, look at the walking fossil Michael Douglas.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? I plead the fifth.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last weekend

When was the last time you vomited? College – Kiwi Mad Dog at a U2 concert in Soldier Field. It comes out, just like it goes in. Neon Green.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Yesterday

When was the last time you went to a gym...I go to an all women’s gym, so the hotness factor for me is a bit less.

Do you live with your parents? Not since I was 17.

Do you visit the site from work or from home? Home. I just started my own business, so I guess it could be both.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? No.Yes.Maybe. What is your record for most consecutive questions asked?

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? yeah – I have no idea why I answered all of these. But your little Vulcan mind control thing seems to be working.

Have you ever been in love? Yeah – love a few times, lust a lot of times.

Have you ever been in love with me? Sure. You are the Richard Burton to my Liz Taylor. I tell you, if I wasn’t married, and you weren’t engaged, and I could recognize you from more than your profile, and I was sure you did own more than one shirt, and you included me in the linear notes in your forthcoming CD, and you play the guitar, harmonica, sing, and houseclean simultaneously, AND YOU FINALLY GAVE ME MY DAMN T-SHIRT, and let Brian have his Monkey Man plush action figures, then I would be in love with you everyday.

johnbamforth

06-04-2003, 06:03 PM

Real Name? john

Age? 18

Highest level of education completed? high school grad

Where do you live? kansas city

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Evil Dead

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? bible

Favorite CD? get rich or dir tryin

Favorite video game? Nhl 94 for super nintendo

Favorite current TV show? Sopranos

Favorite car? escalade

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Jay and Silent bob

Favorite food and drink? hot dogs and moutain dew

Favorite breakfast cereal? frosted flakes

Favorite candy? skittles

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 16

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 16

Best Halloween costume? dennis rodman in the 8th grade

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? yes back in freehold nj

Favorite comic book? Superman

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? My life

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? first wives club

Favorite actor not named Jason? Bruce Cambell

Favorite actress? Denise Richards

Favorite nude scene in a movie? denise richards neve cambell

Favorite animated film? toy story

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? lol

Favorite talk show? geraldo

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? shes hot enough said

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? great fin show

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
this morning
When was the last time you got really drunk?
sunday night
When was the last time you vomited?
3 years ago tomorrow
When was the last time you went to a gym?
every morning
When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?
not sure
Do you live with your parents?
my dad
Do your parents live with you?
lol
Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?
course we love it at the theatere
Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?
never lol
Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?
nope i love them
Have you ever been in love?
no
Have you ever been in love with me?
no

DangerSeeker

06-04-2003, 07:26 PM

Real Name? C. Patrick Storck

Age? 27 I think.

Highest level of education completed? Some college. Actually, I can't say how complete even those semesters were.

Where do you live? Towson, MD, rowhome, under the porch.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Blues Brothers.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Right now, High Fidelity

Favorite CD? Right now, Once More With Feeling

Favorite video game? Addams Family Pinball

Favorite current TV show? Angel

Favorite car? '62 Hearse or '60 Corvette

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Free press passes

Favorite food and drink? Spaghetti & meatballs (homemade)and beer

Favorite breakfast cereal? Reese's Puffs

Favorite candy? Peanut Butter Twix

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 12

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? You mean on a regular basis? 19 and less crazy by volume!

Best Halloween costume? Ash. Real chainsaw attached to my wrist.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yeah, thanks for above press pass!

Favorite comic book? Starman

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Mine.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Halloween 8

Favorite actor not named Jason? Damn it! I love Jason Bateman! Guess I'll go with Depp, but he's no Teen Wolf Too.

Favorite actress? Right now, Keira Knightley. Yum.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Mulholland Drive. No question.

Favorite animated film? Iron Giant

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Heavy Metal

Favorite talk show? Conan, now that Thicke of the Night is gone.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Did she fix the snaggletooth? Does her poetry stull suck enough to make goths cringe?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? He don't deserve that fine Cassandra

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? uhhh, last month?

When was the last time you got really drunk? Saturday

When was the last time you vomited? A while, I know that.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Monday

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? What, like do it and stuff?

Do you live with your parents? nope

Do your parents live with you? they put up with me, if that's what you mean

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? They were already asked, I'm just answering them.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? It's why I started.

Have you ever been in love? Yeah. Hey, why'd that beating noise stop? URK!

Have you ever been in love with me? *URRRK!!!*

Robbo_the_Hood

06-04-2003, 07:33 PM

Real Name? Nate

Age? 24

Highest level of education completed? High School. I went insane in college and was forced to withdraw.

Where do you live? Nashville, TN

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? There are movies that don't have Jay & Silent Bob?

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Ishmael by Daniel Quinn.

Favorite CD? There are way too many. I know Zens will get upset if I don't mention Nebraska. However, it seems that my favorite is always the one playing.

Favorite video game? GTA Vice City, but I think there should be some kind of apptitude test given before you play the game. There are a lot of people 18 and older who shouldn't be playing that game.

Favorite current TV show? Six Feet Under. I haven't watched any this season because I no longer have cable, but I'll just trust that it is still that good. I'm waiting for the DVD's so don't anyone spoil it for me.

Favorite car? 1985 Z-28 Camaro. She could flat out run.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The Admins. They are all so cool. I wish I could be an Admin on the poopshoot. Maybe if I write something really really cool they'll offer me a job.

Favorite food and drink? I eat very rarely. However, I seem to have an endless supply of Jack & Coke flowing through my veins. Sometimes I feel like singing "Arthur's Song."

Favorite breakfast cereal? That's too vague of a question. You can't just base the argument on frequency. You can base the answer on the milk/crispiness endurance factor. You can even go with childhood nastalgia. This deserves it's own thread.

Favorite candy? There was this girl I used to work with named Candy. There was this one time, in the stock room, where I thought about her coming in while I was shelving boxes.

Age you lost your virginity? Well, in defference to later questions, 14.

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Well, it was as soon as I saw Porky's for the first time. I must've been 12.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 19, and it just so happened in the front seat of my favorite car. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Best Halloween costume? Well, I've had some really inventive ones in my day. I have to say it is a toss-up between the professional wrestler Golddust and as Malcome McDowell in "A Clockwork Orange." They both raised the bar for Halloween costumes amongst my friends.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No, I don't want to be associated with those dorks. Hold on, there's wrestling on TV. I'll finnish this later.

Favorite comic book? Preacher. After that run ended I haven't been able to get into comics again. I'm so missing out.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? I'd like to see an adaptation of Matthew Gregory's novel The Monk . Very dark and almost topical considering it's about a monk stalking a hot chick during the Spannish Inquisition (What a show!).

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Whatever that movie was that gave Jerry Bruckhiemer his carreer.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Phillip Seymore Hoffman

Favorite actress? Well, if we're talking strictly breasts, then Heather Graham.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Well, as I already mentioned Porky's, that shower scene changed my life.

Favorite animated film? Well, anything Lucas has done in the past decade has been animated, but it certainly isn't my favorite. You know, I really liked "Lilo & Stitch."

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? You know, someone sent me this e-mail with the Simpsons, but they were naked and. . . I'm saying too much aren't I.

Favorite talk show? Well, I have a thing for Kilbourn. Mainly because he's on when I get home from work.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Well, the easy answer is record sales resuscitation, however you could say that she is trying to be ironic with all the other crap that those pop teen girls are doing.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? It's only gross because I'm not Ashton Kutcher. However, if we replace Ashton Kutcher with me, then it's the greatest thing ever.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?

When was the last time you got really drunk? April 2nd. I saw two of everything when I left the bar. There were even two panhandlers asking for my money instead of just one.

When was the last time you vomited? I think it was about a year ago, but I don't remember it too well.

When was the last time you went to a gym? I'm too embarassed to go to the gym.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? However, I suddenly feel that I should start going.

Do you live with your parents? Nope

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home. Nothing better to do.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? No, because then I have to think independantly.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yeah, and I think it's because of this psychological condition to contstantly talk about me. I mean, I'm not going to read anyone else's answers.

Have you ever been in love? I thought so once.

Have you ever been in love with me? How do you think I got over that first one?

psychofiend

06-04-2003, 07:40 PM

Real Name? Steve (Any more is unnecessary)

Age? 15

Highest level of education completed? 10th grade (almost done)

Where do you live? Holden Massachusetts (Springwood is from Nightmare on Elm Street)

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Evil Dead

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Since Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas had some pictures, I would have to say The Shining.

Favorite CD? The Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

Favorite video game? GTA Vice City

Favorite current TV show? The Simpsons & That 70s show

Favorite car? Uhhh... I'd like to own a hearse.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The Good the Bad and the Ugly & Monkey Man

Favorite food and drink? Pepsi BLUE 

Favorite breakfast cereal? Rice Crispies Treats

Favorite candy? Warheads

Age you lost your virginity? N/A

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? by the time I am 18

Best Halloween costume? I am making a mask of Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre out of chicken skins.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? Itchy and Scratchy

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? The Gunslinger (based on the Stephen King's Dark Tower series)

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Boys Don't Cry

Favorite actor not named Jason? Samuel L. Jackson

Favorite actress? Gillian Anderson

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Tough call

Favorite animated film? Akira

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Don't have one.

Favorite talk show? Conan O'Brian

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Shallow attept, but boy is she hot doin' it.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? [censored] Mtv

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Never, Straightedge!!!

When was the last time you got really drunk? Straightedge!!

When was the last time you vomited? Last month

When was the last time you went to a gym? Yesterday, but I don't participate

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Ummm... Never.

Do you live with your parents? Yes

Do your parents live with you? Yes

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both home and at school

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Nah

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Nah

Have you ever been in love? Yes, but I hate love now. I am like the lead singer of GWAR.

Have you ever been in love with me? Hell no.

TomHarrington

06-04-2003, 08:10 PM

Real Name? Oh, yes. Tom Harrington is a 100% authentic name.

Age? 33

Highest level of education completed? My education is ongoing. I like to think of life as one big classroom, where anyone who…I didn’t go to college, all right? I’m going to go cry now for a few minutes. Thanks for that, yah highbrow, elitist bastard.

Where do you live? Like I’m going to tell you.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? My favorite changes frequently. Today’s answer is Wonder Boys.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? This answer changes too. The current favorite is Mike’s Corner by Mike Gordon.

Favorite CD? Stop trying to pigeonhole me, man. Right now it’s The Prosthetic Cubans by Marc Ribot. All of my faves change from day to day, so this is the last time I’m going to qualify my answers.

Favorite video game? Sega NFL 2K3

Favorite current TV show? Punk’d

Favorite car? Herb, the promiscuous beetle.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? No cover charge.

Favorite food and drink? Pizza and Guinness

Favorite breakfast cereal? Guinness. Sorry, it’s a reflex. I dig on the Post brand cereals with the fruity names like Blueberry Morning, Banana-Nut Crunch, and Fiber Flush.

Favorite candy? My wife.

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Funny guy.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Oh……Hey, is that a question about Halloween costumes I see?

Best Halloween costume? What, you mean ever? How should I know? Your office ventilated, man?

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No.

Favorite comic book? The Tick

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? The Life and Times of Boxcar Willie

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Harlem Nights

Favorite actor not named Jason? Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Favorite actress? Christy Canyon.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? That’s pretty presumptuous of you Mr. Ryall. For your information, I have never shot a nude scene, and wouldn’t. Unless it was tastefully done. With soft lighting and a decent soundtrack.

Favorite animated film? Jungle Book

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Oh, I’m the freak now? That scene where Balloo the bear shows Mogli his ‘bare necessities.’ Oh, yeah, man cub.

Favorite talk show? NPR’s Car Talk

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Do I ‘thing’ her new sexy image? You’re sick, man.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? I’d do em.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? I don’t remember. My short-term memory is impaired.

When was the last time you got really drunk? It been months now. Geez, thanks for the heads up.

When was the last time you vomited? Over 5 years ago.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Over 5 years ago.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Over 10 years ago.

Do you live with your parents? No.

Do your parents live with you? No.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Please, man.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Get out of my head, demon!!!!

Have you ever been in love? Oh, sure.

Have you ever been in love with me? Truly, madly, deeply.

That's all for now. Thank you. You’re welcome.

Denyse

06-04-2003, 08:57 PM

Real Name? Denyse (what a surprise, I know)

Age? 30-something/pushing 40

Highest level of education completed? BA

Where do you live? South Orange County (The O.C.)

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Ask me my non-favorite...That's easier.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Any and all Ann Rule or Michael Connelly.

Favorite CD? Almost Famous Soundtrack/Alanis Morisette "Under Rug Swept"

Favorite video game? Pong

Favorite current TV show? Punk'd, Six Feet Under

Favorite car? The new Lotus (ie; the one I can actually afford)

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? News I actually WANT to read...

Favorite food and drink? Roast Beef w/ Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Pepsi/Lemon Drops

Favorite breakfast cereal? Golden Grahams

Favorite candy? Red Vines

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 38

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 16

Best Halloween costume? I suck at Halloween...

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yeah, baby...

Favorite comic book? Daredevil anything, really old Batman, The Adventures of Gus Beezer (got em for the nieces, but they crack me up)

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? One with a leading role for me (?).

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Heaven's Gate

Favorite actor not named Jason? Kevin Spacey, George Clooney, Affleck, Jimmy Stewart

Favorite actress? Julia Roberts, Kate Hudson, Grace Kelly, Veronica Lake

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Eight 1/2 Weeks

Favorite animated film? Aladin (Disney)

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Monsters Inc.; Where the monster gets shaved down to bare butt (betcha didn't think of that one, did you?)

Favorite talk show? Letterman/Kilborne

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? the latter

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? both

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? College and five minutes from now.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last Year...

When was the last time you vomited? If you mean from drinking then two New Year's Eves ago.

When was the last time you went to a gym? 4 hours ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? 4 hours ago...its a single sex club and nothing there interests me...

Do you live with your parents? Hell no!

Do your parents live with you? Ditto!

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both...I work from home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Nah, gives me something to do other than work.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? I hope you never stop...

Have you ever been in love? Yes

Have you ever been in love with me? Oddly, yes, and you?

jennifermalin

06-04-2003, 10:31 PM

This is some kind of site demographics thing, right? Well, sure, I've got an hour to kill ...

Real Name? Jen

Age? Well, at least I'm not as old as Demi Moore ... I think.

Highest level of education completed? BA English (Temple University)

Where do yo live? Philly suburbs

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Hmm. Such an impossible question. Maybe the A & E production of Pride & Prejudice.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? That's easier -- Pride & Prejudice.

Favorite CD? I guess my most recent one was ok computer (and that's not very recent!).

Favorite video game? Tetris (sorry).

Favorite current TV show? Maybe Malcolm in the Middle.

Favorite car? That I owned? I had a camaro once. It rocked ... then it got stolen.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The forums are pretty fun.

Favorite food and drink? Pizza and beer ... or at a real restaurant, salmon and dry wine. I guess sauvignon blanc if I'm drinking white, but I usually drink merlot or shiraz.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Farina (not too excited over any).

Favorite candy? The Lindt's raspberry chocolate bar I had recently was really good.

Age you lost your virginity? 18

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 18 seemed really late, but looking back it was probably a pretty good age for it.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 18 (using the term "actual partner" loosely).

Best Halloween costume? Hubby & I won like 5th prize last Halloween attending a party as Richie & Margot Tenenbaum, but he looked more the part than I did.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No, but I've been to half a dozen romance writers' conferences.

Favorite comic book? MAD?

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? A really great love story with plot twists, humor, character development and full frontal male nudity.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? The Fifth Element.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Owen Wilson

Favorite actress? Claire Danes?

Favorite nude scene in a movie? I think it hasn't been made yet.

Favorite animated film? Toy Story?

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Can you recommend any?

Favorite talk show? Conan.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I'm trying to ignore it.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? My kind of couple. (So I am a freak, after all.)

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? You mean over the counter? No? More than five years ago, I'd say.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Probably also years ago, but I got slightly drunk tonight.

When was the last time you vomited? Say three years ago.

When was the last time you went to a gym? I went to an amateurish yoga class a couple weeks ago, but haven't been to a real gym in like five years.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? q.v.

Do you live with your parents? Nope.

Do your parents live with you? Nope.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? I wish I had more interesting answers.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?

Have you ever been in love? Of course.

Have you ever been in love with me? Sigh. If only we weren't both "taken" ...

Matt1

06-04-2003, 11:46 PM

Real Name? Matthew Richard Milholland.

Age? 18.

Highest level of education completed? Soon to be High School.

Where do you live? Hemet, California.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay.

Favorite CD? Of all time would be Raw Power by Iggy and the Stooges. At the moment, Elephant by The White Stripes.

Favorite video game? Duck Hunt or Ms. Pac-Man.

Favorite current TV show? Angel.

Favorite car? My red 1980 Ford F-150.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The forum. Or Title Bout.

Favorite food and drink? Pizza and Dr. Pepper.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Frosted Shredded Wheat.

Favorite candy? Red Vines.

Age you lost your virginity? 18.

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? N/A.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 18.

Best Halloween costume? A zombie when I was in the fifth grade.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yes (I know, that would seem to contradict the whole me not being a virgin thing, but it's true!)

Favorite comic book? Savage Dragon. Haven't read it in ages though.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? A movie about the early days of Rolling Stone magazine. That would be cool.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Independence Day.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Kurt Russel (Ya gotta give it up for Big Trouble In Little China.)

Favorite actress? Lily Tomlin

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Phoebe Cates in Fast Times.

Favorite animated film? The Fox and the Hound.

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Don't have one.

Favorite talk show? Conan O'Brien

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Sorry, haven't been keeping up with the Jewel girl since... forever.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? He's a lucky man. Hooray for her too.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? A little over a month ago.

When was the last time you got really drunk? December.

When was the last time you vomited? See above.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Never. I'm a teenager with a kick-ass metabolism, so I don't have to exercise.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Gyms bad.

Do you live with your parents? Yes. One of them.

Do your parents live with you? Well, duh.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? I wish you'd answer them.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yahtzee.

Have you ever been in love? Yes. Currently.

Have you ever been in love with me? No. It was lust, not love.

35mmCritic

06-05-2003, 12:20 AM

Real Name?- Jason. My mom said I shouldn't tell you my last name.

Age?- 26

Highest level of education completed?- 4 very useless and expensive years of college followed by no degree and lovehandles.

Where do you live?- The Adirondack Park, New York

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob?- This week? Ocean's Eleven(2000)

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it?- The Divine Comedy

Favorite CD?- Darkside of the Moon

Favorite video game?- Sim City 3K

Favorite current TV show?- Baby what did you expect staring into the TV set? Fighting fire with fire. Kill your television my friends.

Favorite car?- My Civic DX. No but really I like Monte Carlos, all of them.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?- I'm on it and my posts are always so profound and enjoyable to read.

Favorite food and drink?- Ribs, Beer

Favorite breakfast cereal?- Lucky Charms with egg nog (I bet you'll try it now that I said it)

Favorite candy?- Eye Candy

Age you lost your virginity?- 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?- I hope to lose it everyday for the rest of my life.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?- 17, smart ass.

Best Halloween costume?- "Why don't we just wrap you in tin foil and you can go as a leftover?" Bill Pulman, Casper

Have you ever been to a comic book convention?- No, but I went to a Star Trek Con once and it ruled. There was a load of comic people there anyway.

Favorite comic book?- Sgt. Rock and Easy Company

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?- Miami Vice

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made?- Home Alone

Favorite actor not named Jason?- Brad Pitt

Favorite actress?- Liv Tyler (No, it's not because she's a Kev girl now. She always has been.)

Favorite nude scene in a movie?- Salma in Desperado

Favorite animated film?- Shrek

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?- Shrek taking a shower and farting that fish to death.

Favorite talk show?- Sunday Conversation on Sports Center

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?- Um, B.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?- Um, B. again. The Cure song, "Why Can't I Be You" does come to mind though. Aimed at Kutch of course.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?- In this century, but not recently.

When was the last time you got really drunk?- I never seam to remember.

When was the last time you vomited?- Sometime this winter after a party, after a gig, after a party at a gig. Did you get all that?

When was the last time you went to a gym?- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?- Why else go to a gym?

Do you live with your parents?- Do you?

Do your parents live with you?- So?

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?- Both, more frequently from work.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?- No, I feel like a celebraty or something.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?- I guess that's it.

Have you ever been in love?- Many times.

Have you ever been in love with me?- Who isn't?

MattSinger

06-05-2003, 01:03 AM

Real Name? Rock Hardurz

Age? 22

Highest level of education completed? College

Where do you live? New Joisey

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Citizen Kane

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Complete Prose of Woody Allen

Favorite CD? Currently, The Jayhawks "Rainy Day Music"

Favorite video game? My favorite for the last few months has been "SmackDown: Shut Your Mouth"

Favorite current TV show? Futurama

Favorite car? Anyone I'm permitted to operate

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Critical Mess is pretty damn ingenious.

Favorite food and drink? Messy, bony hand foods are good - buffalo wings or BBQ ribs. Drinkwise I'm a beer man.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Honey Nut Cheerios

Favorite candy? Skittles

Age you lost your virginity? How do you go from favorite candy to when'd you lose your virginity? I'm sorry, those records are sealed.

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Clever.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? All right, let's move on.

Best Halloween costume? A year ago I was Bill Lumbergh.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Oh yeah.

Favorite comic book? Currently it'd be Y: The Last Man

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Matt Singer: Profile in Boobery

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Ishtar.

Favorite actor not named Jason? You know who I enjoy? That Seth Green.

Favorite actress? Cameron Diaz

Favorite nude scene in a movie? All of Finding Nemo

Favorite animated film? All of Finding Nemo

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Dude, I totally anticipated this one.

Favorite talk show? Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I had no idea she had a new image. Did she fix her teeth?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Kinda gross

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? I did some fiber this morning, that's the extent of my drug use.

When was the last time you got really drunk? I don't think I've ever been really super drunk.

When was the last time you vomited? Ho boy, years ago, I don't even remember for sure.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Ho boy, years ago, I don't even remember for sure.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? See I don't go to the gym. I work out at home...some...times.

Do you live with your parents? Yes, for three more months.

Do your parents live with you? Sure, pour salt in the wound.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Definitely.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Actually, yes.

Have you ever been in love? Yep.

Have you ever been in love with me? With you Ryall? Oh yeah.

ozchick

06-05-2003, 02:29 AM

Is this some subtle attempt to gain demographics for a marketing ploy? Eh - I don't care anyway!

Real Name? Emma

Age? 26

Highest level of education completed? Advanced Diploma in Accounting (Currently at Uni doing a double degree in Accounting and Media Analysis - Great combo hey!)

Where do you live? in a house, Western Australia

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Looking for Andrew McCarthy

Favorite CD? at the moment - Diorama - Silverchair

Favorite video game? sorry don't go there

Favorite current TV show? Buffy

Favorite car? Ferrari Testarossa

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The news headlines and "The Bottom of Things"

Favorite food and drink? Ricotta Canelloni & Baileys & ice

Favorite breakfast cereal? Dont eat breakfast but it used to be Coco Pops (on the very odd occassion we were allowed to eat it as kids)

Favorite candy? Pez. Cherry flavoured Pez. No question about it.

Age you lost your virginity? That would be telling

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Dammit, caught me out!

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? hahhahaha

Best Halloween costume? Unfortunately we don't celebrate Halloween here - Doh!

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Nope (not alot of those around here)

Favorite comic book? Not into them really - last one I read was an Asterix comic - do they still make those?

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Good Question - wish i could answer it.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? The list is too long but I'd start with Scooby Doo

Favorite actor not named Jason? Hugh Jackman

Favorite actress? Kate Hudson

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Emilio Estevez in Loaded Weapon

Favorite animated film? Shrek

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? what? nudity in an animated flick???

Favorite talk show? Probably Conan, or Rove Live here.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? What new image? I guess we'll get that in a year or two!

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? MEGA GROSS

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Had some panadol yesterday.

When was the last time you got really drunk? 6 months ago

When was the last time you vomited? Last year

When was the last time you went to a gym? Last week

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? hahaha Last week

Do you live with your parents? shut up.. yeah /forums/images/icons/frown.gif - its temporary i tells ya!

Do your parents live with you? nope - was this a trick question?

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? both (mostly work)

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? kinda

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? exactly

Have you ever been in love? yep

Have you ever been in love with me? how'd you know?

Phew that was exhausting!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

ScottTipton

06-05-2003, 02:48 AM

Says ozchick:

"Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The news headlines and 'The Bottom of Things'"

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite poster.

Scott
News Guy

06-05-2003, 05:37 AM

Real Name? jk hulon

Age? 30

Highest level of education completed? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you (I studied nuclear physics in the military)

Where do you live? The [censored] of Texas- Really- look on the map- lower right hand corner, Port Arthur...

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? There's a little Jay and Silent Bob in every movie, but if you want to press the point I'd have to say "Fight Club"

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? "At The Mountains of Madness" by HP Lovecraft

Favorite CD? Nirvana- Incesticide

Favorite video game? Metroid Prime

Favorite current TV show? I actually get paid to watch TV twelve hours a day... f*@k TV. No, really- f*ck TV. But if I had to choose, reruns of the Simpsons and Star Trek Voyager.

Favorite car? I would give up a testicle for a '64 GTO

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? All the poop that's sh*t to print...

Favorite food and drink? Frito Chili Pie and an ice cold glass of milk with a TUMS chaser...

Favorite breakfast cereal? That's a little personnal...

Favorite candy? Baby Ruth. booyah.

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? ha

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Does Rosy count?

Best Halloween costume? I created my own Cinobite costume and actually made a woman physically ill. It was sweet!

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? uhhh, no.

Favorite comic book? I'm a Star Wars geek...

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? "Eyes of the Dragon" by Stephen King

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? "Jason Goes to Hell" was an affront to all that is unholy...

Favorite actor not named Jason? Brad Pitt, he's got good chops

Favorite actress? Sigourney Weaver is still pretty hot.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Milla Jovovich(sp?) in the shower in Resident Evil. She's pretty hot too.

Favorite animated film? Ghost in the Shell

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I can't think of any right now that wouldn't confirm my complete freakiness...

Favorite talk show? If radio counts, then B-1 Bob Dornan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I got over Jewel when I got a girlfriend...

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Ashton is a lucky, lucky man...

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? August 6th, 1997

When was the last time you got really drunk? Christmas 2000

When was the last time you vomited? Christmas 2000

When was the last time you went to a gym? Christmas 2000, just kidding- Does physical therapy count? (I got run over in a company vehicle...)

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? well, see above.

Do you live with your parents? Good God NO!!!

Do your parents live with you? Hopefully not until they're in diapers.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Mostly at home- the Internet Nazi have a home base at my office.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? I don't mind...

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? I said I don't mind!

Have you ever been in love? I am right now- hi sweetie!

Have you ever been in love with me? You're a sexy beast, but I'm not gonna give up on a sure thing...

themysca

06-05-2003, 09:37 AM

Real Name? Emmanuelle

Age? 28 turning 29 in a few

Highest level of education completed? M.Sc.A.

Where do you live? Montreal, Quebec, CA

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob?
Can`t answer that, there are too many, and there is one for each of my mood

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it ? Any Elizabeth Peters mysteries ; Anne Rice

Favorite CD ? The one I made yesterday

Favorite video game? Zelda

Favorite current TV show? Euh... Charmed, JAG, Sue-Thomas FBEye, Earth Final Conflict, Polergeist the Legacy, CSI, Profiler... Oups. Watching too much TV again

Favorite car? You mean the one I have (a volkswagen golf 1989) or the one I can`t afford (anything without a top by BMW)

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The board, definitly

Favorite food and drink? My gran'mama and Vodka. Or Tequila. Whatever.

Favorite breakfast cereal? I don't eat breakfast.

Favorite candy? Chocolat.

Age you lost your virginity? 25

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? don't understand the question

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 25

Best Halloween costume? Vampire.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? no

Favorite comic book? Mickey Mouse

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Another Jay and Silent Bob movie ? Donno. What I'd really want to see could be a movie writen by Kevin Smith staring Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jimmy Stewart, Lauren Baccal and Julia Stiles. Could be fun.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Anything with Leo Di Caprio ?

Favorite actor not named Jason? Ben, Matt, Kennegh Brannagh, Jimmy Stewart, Heath Ledger, Stephen Dorff, Brendan Fraser, Ian McKuellen.

Favorite actress? Julianne Moore, Jodie Foster, Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Julia Stiles

Favorite nude scene in a movie ? Maybe the Topgun one. But the greatest kiss was the one between Aidan Quinn and Rosanna Arquette in Deseperatly finding Susan.

Favorite animated film? The sword in the stone

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?
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Favorite talk show? Don't look at talks show.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Who's that ?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Nothing worse that GI Jane

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
Nother

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last Christmas Party

When was the last time you vomited? from Alcohol ? Never.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Hum... Monthes ago.I prefer jogging outsite and swimming pool.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Ditto.

Do you live with your parents? No.

Do your parents live with you? Thanks god no.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Does my boss post here ?

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? May you repeat the question ?

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? hum ?

Have you ever been in love? I hope...

Have you ever been in love with me ? Everyday of my life...

That's all for now. Thank you. You're welcome. But Chris, maybe you could do the exercice too... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

noochiebear

06-05-2003, 12:41 PM

Real Name? Sabrina

Age?21

Highest level of education completed? College

Where do you live? Pennsylvania

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Godfather

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? A Walk to Remember-Nicholas Sparks

Favorite CD?Beatles-Abbey Road

Favorite video game?Sims (Playstation 2)

Favorite current TV show?7th Heaven or SNL

Favorite car?Jeep (anything Jeep), even though I just traded mine in on a Chevy Blazer

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?The ability to say whatever you want, and the fact it deals with movies

Favorite food and drink?Lasagna and Dr Pepper

Favorite breakfast cereal?Reeses (the cereal that tastes like the peanut butter cups)mmmm

Favorite candy?Peanut Butter Cups

Age you lost your virginity?ummm....16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?Temptation took over my Holy soul, can't answer that question

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?16

Best Halloween costume?I don't know, one time i saw a person that had half their body as a man and the other half as a woman

Have you ever been to a comic book convention?nope

Favorite comic book?Spiderman

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?I don't know

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made?Freddy Got Fingered

Favorite actor not named Jason?Tom Hanks

Favorite actress?Annette Bening

Favorite nude scene in a movie?Colin Farrell

Favorite animated film?Toy Story (though i am sure it will change when i see Finding Nemo)

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?uhhh...none

Favorite talk show?Maury

Do you think Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?The shallow statement

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?Kinda gross

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?never

When was the last time you got really drunk?never

When was the last time you vomited?probably about two months ago

When was the last time you went to a gym?in high school, three years ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?never

Do you live with your parents?nope

Do your parents live with you?nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?work

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?no, i like questions

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?no

Have you ever been in love?yes

Have you ever been in love with me?nope, don't know ya

Efexeye

06-05-2003, 02:10 PM

Real Name? Fran

Age?27

Highest level of education completed? Getting Master's right now

Where do you live? Detroit

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Geez, I gotta pick one? How bout.......The Big Leboswki
Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Great Gatsby

Favorite CD? The Wall by (I shouldn't need to tell you.....)

Favorite video game? Currently, Age of Mythology for the PC.

Favorite current TV show? The Simpsons (cliched, I know.)

Favorite car? Last time I cared about cars, my favorite was a Lamborghini Diablo.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?The forums, and DVD Diatribe. Critical Mess is funny too.

Favorite food and drink?Mexican and Kool-Aid.

Favorite breakfast cereal?Peanut Butter Crunch.

Favorite candy?Skor Bars.

Age you lost your virginity?19

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?
Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?See above.

Best Halloween costume?The Rock. Complete with Eyebrow and Sideburns.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention?Yep.

Favorite comic book?The Punisher Armory.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?
a GOOD Punisher film

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Charlie's Angels 2.

Favorite actor not named Jason?Ian McKellan

Favorite actress?Julianne Moore

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Is it lame that I can't think of one?

Favorite animated film?Ninja Scroll
Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?Hmm....do films on the Internet count?

Favorite talk show?Conan

Do you think Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?The latter.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?Sick. But props to Ashton.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?about 10 minutes ago.

When was the last time you got really drunk?Usually don't, but roomate just had a birthday, so, ya know......

When was the last time you vomited?August 2001

When was the last time you went to a gym?ROFL

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Probably in college.

Do you live with your parents?nope

Do your parents live with you?nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?No.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?No.

Have you ever been in love?yes

Have you ever been in love with me?Nah.

Bastian

06-05-2003, 02:16 PM

Real Name? Bastian

Age? 24

Highest level of education completed? German 'Abitur', which kinda allows you to go to university for free

Where do you live? Germany

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? The Boondock Saints

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Umberto Eco 'The pendelum of focault' (direct translation of the German title)

Favorite CD? Eric Clapton 'Unplugged'

Favorite video game? WarCraft III

Favorite current TV show? Friends

Favorite car? Dodge Viper

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? GIMME DA INFO

Favorite food and drink? Grilled Anything, Beer

Favorite breakfast cereal? Corn Flakes

Favorite candy? M&M's

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? -_-

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? oh man

Best Halloween costume? Any comic figure

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Nope

Favorite comic book? Transmetropolitan

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Shadowrun Movie, Matrix Style

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Home Alone Series

Favorite actor not named Jason? Jason Mewes (dunno any others, cept for Vanderbeek and I dont like him)

Favorite actress? Angelina Jolie

Favorite nude scene in a movie? pffff, any nude scene is good for me

Favorite animated film? Crying Freeman

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Eff you

Favorite talk show? dont watch talk shows

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Who the [censored] is Jewel?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Bruce Willis should go kill Kutcher

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Yesterday

When was the last time you got really drunk? Yesterday

When was the last time you vomited? last week

When was the last time you went to a gym? two days ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? two days ago

Do you live with your parents? nope

Do your parents live with you? nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? hell yeah

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? uhhh, gotta go

Have you ever been in love? Yea, but you aint no chance

Have you ever been in love with me? Got you on that one

Ryall

06-05-2003, 02:40 PM

>Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The board, definitly

Oy, really? How depressing for all of us who work so hard on putting a good Web site together every single day. Not that this place isn't fine, too, but after a year of building the actual site, it'd be nice if people actually read it instead of just coming here.

Um, you all DO realize there's a whole Web site here and not just a message board, right...?

Thanks for answering, though, everyone. Some interesting answers. I'd answer, too, but then I'd lose all my mystique, of course.

code6enterprises

06-05-2003, 02:56 PM

Real Name? Mike

Age? 25

Highest level of education completed? Chicago University Film Major

Where do you live? Indianapolis, Indiana

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Signs

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The bible

Favorite CD? Weird Al Yankovic- Poodle Hat

Favorite video game? Star Wars: Rouge Leader 2: Rouge Squadron

Favorite current TV show? Conan O'Brian

Favorite car? Lambourghini Diablo

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The Message Boards

Favorite food and drink? Mexican Pizza and Dr. Pepper

Favorite breakfast cereal? Breakfast?

Favorite candy? Twix

Age you lost your virginity? 15

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 15

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 15

Best Halloween costume? The Smoking Man from the X-Files

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? Forge Magazine

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Grand Theft Auto

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Bio-Dome

Favorite actor not named Jason? Seann William Scott

Favorite actress? Halle Berry

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Showgirls, must I say anymore

Favorite animated film? Ice Age

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I'm not even gonna answer that.

Favorite talk show? Conan O'Brian

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Yes

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Huh

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Five munites ago, Two minutes ago, 30 seconds ago

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last Night

When was the last time you vomited? This Morning

When was the last time you went to a gym? High School

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Middle School

Do you live with your parents? No

Do your parents live with you? No

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yes

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?yes

Have you ever been in love? Yes

Have you ever been in love with me? Not after that late night at the truck stop.

Shawnathan

06-05-2003, 03:12 PM

So I'm a day late. Sue me.

Real Name? Shawn

Age? 27

Highest level of education completed? a year of Community College.

Where do you live? Culver City, CA. (Suburb of LA)

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? LOTR

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Too many to name, so we'll just go with "Catcher in the Rye"

Favorite CD? Currently: Regurgitator- "Jingles"

Favorite video game? Final Fantasy 7

Favorite current TV show? Angel

Favorite car? 2003 Mustang SVT

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Frequently updates, interesting content, and people are actually reading your letters.

Favorite food and drink? Pretty much anything that doesn't have avocado in it. I'm a shitty Californian.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Frosted Flakes.

Favorite candy? Peanut M&M's.

Age you lost your virginity? 20

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 16

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Luckily, 20.

Best Halloween costume? I don't really do Halloween, so we'll go with "What the hell am I doing in East LA on Halloween" Guy.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No, but looking to go to the major con in San Diego this year.

Favorite comic book? Ultimate X-Men, right now.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Matthew Savelloni actually mentioned one in his first column, "Boy's Life".

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Steel Magnolias

Favorite actor not named Jason? George Clooney

Favorite actress? Cate Blanchett

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Monica Bellucci in Brotherhood of the Wolf

Favorite animated film? Princess Mononoke

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I'm so not going to be the only one answering this.

Favorite talk show? Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?

I wish she'd just get naked already. Jeez.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? He's getting to sleep with a woman he probably masturbated to when he was a kid. Good on ya, dude.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Never, pretty much.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Super Bowl Sunday.

When was the last time you vomited? Super Bowl Monday.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Tuesday.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Tuesday, but it was an effort.

Do you live with your parents? Nope.

Do your parents live with you? They wouldn't for long.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Work, sometimes home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? No, keep going. I'd rather not go back to working.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? I'm easy like that.

Have you ever been in love? Sure have.

Have you ever been in love with me? No, but since you live in LA too, I'm planning on getting a major stalking campaign going whenever you're free. Note to self: Learn how to get grass stains out of flannel.

jjcourtright

06-05-2003, 04:18 PM

Real Name? Jeff. I go by JJ because my dad is also Jeff, so I am Jeff Jr. My wife-unit thinks that I am like Superman because I have an alter-identity - Jeff at work, JJ at home.

Age? 23

Highest level of education completed? B.S. in Physics, University of Colorado. I start my masters in the fall.

Where do you live? Colorado Springs

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Fight Club

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Fountainhead - Ayn Rand

Favorite CD? Alice in Chains - Dirt

Favorite video game? Zelda

Favorite current TV show? The Simpsons

Favorite car? '68 Buick Skylark or '73 Ford Van. My two cars in high school.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Not to suck up, but "One Hand Clapping"

Favorite food and drink? Hamburgers with Beer. Preferably Laughing Lab, a Colorado Springs-brewed beer, or Fat Tire.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Not cereal, but those Cinnamon Pop Tarts with Brown Sugar Frosting. Yummy.

Favorite candy? Resees Pieces

Age you lost your virginity? 18

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? n/a

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 18

Best Halloween costume? Last year, I went as a preist and the wife-unit went as a little boy. Even funnier because I am an ordained minister.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No.

Favorite comic book? I loved Teen Titans growing up, but haven't read any comics since high school.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Going Overboard, or Mad Love.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Matt Damon

Favorite actress? Helena Bonham Carter

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Selma Hayek/Antonio Banderas - Desperado.

Favorite animated film? Iron Giant.

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?

Favorite talk show? The Jim Rome Show.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I think that it is an attempt at post-ironic irony. But, she does look hot in that video.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? It is way past "kinda gross". I think that it would be way less gross if it was Dan Savage and Ashton Kutcher.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Summer after high school - 1997.

When was the last time you got really drunk? I don't really recall, but probably sometime in May.

When was the last time you vomited? I hurled twice in January, both were non-alcohol related. Before that I was on a 3 year no spew streak.

When was the last time you went to a gym? I run outside. I haven't been in a gym since gym class in high school.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?

Do you live with your parents? No, but me and the wife-unit will be moving in with my parents soon while we have our house built.

Do your parents live with you? No.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Always at work. My job consists of 2 hours of working and 5 hours of playing on the internet.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Helps kill time at work.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Helps kill people, I mean time.

Have you ever been in love? Off course, see all statements referencing the wife-unit.

Have you ever been in love with me? No, because I didn't win the Foo Fighters contest. But, if I had...

Razorback

06-05-2003, 06:21 PM

Real Name? Razorback

Age? 31

Highest level of education completed? College, I think

Where do you live? Lodi, NJ

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Citizen Kane

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? A Confederacy of Dunces

Favorite CD? Undertow

Favorite video game? Tough one... I play mostly simulators... so I will go for Steel Beasts.

Favorite current TV show? The Daily Show

Favorite car? '78 Trans-Am

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Everything is great here but Jeffrey Wells is my favorite. Also, Chris Ryall has a very honest writing style that makes everything he expresses seem interesting... and Brian Lynch's Monkey Man has been even bettered by the addition of Jon Sukarangsan. This place just gets better and better.

Favorite food and drink? I love this low-carb "lasagne" that my mother makes (and I copy). Water is probably my favorite drink. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Favorite breakfast cereal? I don't eat any.

Favorite candy? I don't eat candy.

Age you lost your virginity? Later than some... sooner than others. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Can I have it back?

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Still waiting. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Best Halloween costume? Stormtrooper from Star Wars

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Of course.

Favorite comic book? X-Men though the Spiderman books were my overall favorite (I read them all)

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? A Confederacy of Dunces but the Jeffrey Wells version.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? The Two Towers and I say that having somewhat liked it (and thinking that it is still better than most everything). I just wish it had been done more like the book.

Favorite actor not named Jason? I should say Jason Lee huh? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Favorite actress? I don't have favorites.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? None.

Favorite animated film? Shrek.

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Hehehe...

Favorite talk show? Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I think it is a metaphor.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Don't know... don't care.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Like Tylenol?

When was the last time you got really drunk? Two weeks ago... and before that it was 8 years ago.

When was the last time you vomited? 2 weeks ago... 4 times.

When was the last time you went to a gym? No idea.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Oh... no idea.

Do you live with your parents? Nope.

Do your parents live with you? Nope.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yeah.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yeah...

Have you ever been in love? Deeply.

Have you ever been in love with me? Nope.

RB

themysca

06-05-2003, 06:35 PM

Yes, I know, but I can`t read all the chronicles. My boyfriend is always reading over my shoulder, and I hate that, so I let him have his computer back. At work, never got enough time. Therefore, I like reading what people have to say about it.

I read the DVD diatribe and the list of books, thought !
Am I forgiven ? /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

Ryall

06-05-2003, 06:39 PM

>I read the DVD diatribe and the list of books, thought !
Am I forgiven ?

Oh, yeah--I'm just happy you're aware of it. I think a lot of people here don't even know there's more than just a message board.

Omaru

06-05-2003, 07:01 PM

Real Name? Christopher John Paul Keane

Age? 20 (21 on Saturday)

Highest level of education completed? college I guess

Where do you live? Birmingham, England

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? The Matrix

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Ender's Game

Favorite CD? Radiohead: OK computer

Favorite video game? Still Metal gear Solid 2

Favorite current TV show? The simpsons.

Favorite car? Shelby Cobra 69

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? the variety of different writers it has covering articles related to stuff I enjoy in life, and stuff I don't but I'm sure many others do.

Favorite food and drink? Pizza & Jack Daniels

Favorite breakfast cereal? Rcie Krispies

Favorite candy? Anything Cadbury's

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? sometime before 25

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? I'll be honest and say I havent, because I can live with it.. for now.

Best Halloween costume? superman

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? yes

Favorite comic book? not bought any for a while, used to buy pulp weekly which had assorted manga in it.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? My movie about two pathetic loners who think they are actually great, and by the end of the film, they dont find greatness, cause that wouldn't happen in real life. a more serious and sensitive dumb and dumber. It would be tragic funny not gross out funny.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? fast and the furious

Favorite actor not named Jason? where biggs is not an option, I'll have to say Steve Buscemi

Favorite actress? Zhang ziyi

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Shannen Eizabeth in American Pie

Favorite animated film? Akira

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? chun-li in the shower in the streetfighter anime, all 5 seconds

Favorite talk show? N/A

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? if it works, then yeah.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? sweet I guess

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
3 months back

When was the last time you got really drunk?
2 months back

When was the last time you vomited?
1 night ago (have flu atm)

When was the last time you went to a gym?
whats a gym......oh a ghime (as homer would)

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? never

Do you live with your parents? one of them

Do your parents live with you? no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? I dont care

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? I dont care

Have you ever been in love? no.

Have you ever been in love with me? ye.a....nope!
but I love the work you and ming do around here and no I am not advertising *smile with a sparkle in the teeth*

Denyse

06-05-2003, 08:45 PM

And do YOU realize that you haven't answered any of these questions yourself? Come on Ryall...Spill! Do it for me and those of us who professed our love to you...Pretty please?

Ryall

06-05-2003, 08:48 PM

I don't like to talk about myself. I'm very shy.

TomHarrington

06-05-2003, 08:54 PM

You're so cute when you play coy.

Denyse

06-05-2003, 08:54 PM

Yeah....Right...

You're just trying for that man of mystery thing again!

Ryall

06-05-2003, 09:04 PM

>You're just trying for that man of mystery thing again!

Well, do I make you horny, baby...?

Damn, this man of mystery thing's working even worse for me than it did for Mike Myers in GOLDMEMBER, isn't it?

Denyse

06-05-2003, 09:12 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Well, do I make you horny, baby...?

[/ QUOTE ] Oh, my, yes...

Or...um...was that a rhetorical question?

themysca

06-05-2003, 09:33 PM

On Den side for this one

LadyLesley

06-06-2003, 04:44 AM

Real Name? Lesley

Age? 35

Highest level of education completed? Master's degree

Where do you live? Texas, I'm sorry to say.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Does Chasing Amy star them? Because it's my favorite movie... hmm... other than that, Dead Poet's Society, probably.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Illusions by Richard Bach

Favorite CD? Pretty Hate Machine, by Nine Inch Nails

Favorite video game? Everquest

Favorite current TV show? The Sopranos

Favorite car? BMW Roadster

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Forums

Favorite food and drink? Filet mignon and bushwhacker

Favorite breakfast cereal? Honey Nut Cheerios

Favorite candy? Skittles

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Uhh... I'm a woman, I get sex when I want it, it's never just a hope thing. Duh.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 16. Earlier, depending on your definition of "virginity" - that was the "actual penetration" thing :P

Best Halloween costume? I can't remember far enough back to when I actually dressed up for Halloween.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yes

Favorite comic book? Strangers in Paradise, Dawn

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Anything original. The endless repetition gets mindnumbing.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? A Knight's Tale. God, that was the dumbest movie I have ever sat through.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Clint Eastwood

Favorite actress? Joey, Chasing Amy owns all.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Can't say, not enough of them feature men, which sucks.

Favorite animated film? South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I guess Big Gay Al, it was funny, anyway.

Favorite talk show? YUCK! I don't watch talk shows.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I have always hated Jewel. You know, you can really tell a man wrote these questions...

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Kinda gross.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? A long time ago... I've killed too many brain cells with alcohol to remember that far back.

When was the last time you got really drunk? November 2002

When was the last time you vomited? Last week, I was taking some stupid medication for my sinus infection that made me sick as hell.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Couple years, I have a weight bench at home

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Most guys at the gym are so arrogant they make my stomach turn no matter how good their bodies are, so I never go there for that. I go to the gym or hit my weight bench because I want to be in good health. :P

Do you live with your parents? ROFLMAO Not for about 18 years!

Do your parents live with you? No

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yes

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yes

Have you ever been in love? Yes

Have you ever been in love with me? Not even close

TheAntiRazorback

06-06-2003, 05:01 AM

Real Name? Todd

Age? 26

Highest level of education completed? Some College

Where do you live? South Bend, IN

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Casablanca

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Animal Farm

Favorite CD? Ropin' The Wind - Garth Brooks

Favorite video game? Madden '03 and GTA Vice City

Favorite current TV show? Now that Buffy's gone, Scrubs

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Monkey Man and Hollywood Elsewhere

Favorite food and drink? Food - Lasanga or Pizza Drink - Alcoholic, JD and Coke N/A Diet Coke

Favorite breakfast cereal? Golden Grahams

Favorite candy? Butterfingers

Age you lost your virginity? Errr... Umm.... hey look over there!

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? If it doesn't happen by 85, I'll give up all hope

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?

Best Halloween costume? Dracula

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Not yet, plan on going to Wizard World Chicago

Favorite comic book? Dare Devil

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Any movie about Bowling that doesn't come off like Kingpin.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? The Real Cancun. I'm really glad that movie died a horrible death at the box office, had it been sucessful who knows what would have happened to the already kookie movie business.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Ben Affleck, Ed Norton

Favorite actress? Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Connelly

Favorite nude scene in a movie? The mirror scene in Requiem for a Dream.

Favorite animated film? Spirited Away

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? The only one I've ever seen is in Akira, but "best" and "nude" in context of that scene is a bit icky

Favorite talk show? The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? It is a good image, and it is also a shallow attempt to rescue her career.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Don't really care one way or the other. If someone said to me "Hey I know this 25yr old dude who's porking this 40yr old chick" I would think it's gross, but I guess the exception to the rule is if that 40yr old chick is Demi Moore.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Can't recall, must have been a while ago.

When was the last time you got really drunk? About 3 weeks ago

When was the last time you vomited? Sometime in the summer of 2001

When was the last time you went to a gym? Sometime in High School

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?

Do you live with your parents? Nope

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Work

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Kinda

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yeah

Have you ever been in love? No

Have you ever been in love with me? I love you, but I'm not in love with you. Can we just be friends?

That's all for now. Thank you. No, thank you.

Dave

06-06-2003, 12:22 PM

Real Name? Dave

Age? 30

Highest level of education completed? BA in communications from the University of Alabama in just 8 short years!

Where do you live? Birmingham, AL

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Sands of Iwo Jima? that's like asking what your favorite toe is, it changes everyday.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett

Favorite CD? Doolittle the Pixies

Favorite video game? Galaga

Favorite current TV show? Amazing Race, Simpsons

Favorite car? 57 Chevy Belair - red with cream highlights

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Title bout, followed by Rudy Park, both going the way of my previous favorite column about Nevermind Nirvana....

Favorite food and drink? Italian Sausage with peppers and onions and the Prince of Beers, Bud Light.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Fruity Pebbles in its original 4 color version.

Favorite candy? Dinosour Eggs

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? i'll shoot for 14 my next life

Best Halloween costume? Girls gone Wild.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? Alltime, Starman, Now, tossup with Hellblazer and Daredevil

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? General Fertigs Phillapino Guerrilla's during WW2

Favorite actor not named Jason? Brad Pitt

Favorite actress? Amy Dolenze

Favorite nude scene in a movie? The hidden cams in Revenge of the Nerds holds a special place in my heart.

Favorite animated film? Fox and the Hound

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Something from Heavy Metal i guess

Favorite talk show? Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? number 2

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Lucky SOB!

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Last night.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last weekend

When was the last time you vomited? been a while,

When was the last time you went to a gym? been an even longer while.

Do you live with your parents? No, heavens No

Do your parents live with you? An even more imphatic no.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Work

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yes, i have work to do.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? a thousand times yes.

Have you ever been in love? yes, yes

Have you ever been in love with me? in that purely hetero, love your neighbor way i guess, and also a creepy gay stalker way. hummmm?

lessthangem

06-06-2003, 12:33 PM

Real Name? gems

Age? 20 years young

Highest level of education completed? i'm at university studying film and literature

Where do you live? sheffield, england

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? donnie darko or a life less ordinary

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? harry potter and the goblet of fire or any brian jaques or judy bloom.

Favorite CD? Dookie by greenday or life in general by MxPx

Favorite video game? alex kid in miracle world or monkey island

Favorite current TV show? sabrina, punk'd, dirty sanchez, as told by ginger, samurai jack, DBZ, DBGT

Favorite car? my little blue corsa

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? not the forum, that's for sure, it's way confusing.

Favorite food and drink? hawaiian pizza and doctor pepper

Favorite breakfast cereal? cheerios

Favorite candy? mars midnight

Age you lost your virginity? heh. youngish.

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? hmm

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? hehehe

Best Halloween costume? urm, i dunno, i have a broomstick, if that counts?

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? yeah, they have them monthly at my uni

Favorite comic book? grendle or sam kieth's zero girl

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? any judy blume book

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? episode one

Favorite actor not named Jason? erm...erm...jake gyllenhaal or ashton kutcher

Favorite actress? drew barrymore

Favorite nude scene in a movie? the one in charlie's angels vs. ashton kutcher and jake gyllenhaal uncut, with drew, lucy and cameron getting it on with ashton and jake...ah wait, did you mean in a real movie? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif heh.

Favorite animated film? disney's aladdin. seriously. or maybe akira.

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? if jessica rabbit ever gets naked, hubba hubba.

Favorite talk show? none, i hate them

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? don't care

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? ohhhh how i wish he'd punk me. damn that demi morroe, damn her to hell!

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? erm, today?

When was the last time you got really drunk? erm, yesterday...

When was the last time you vomited? heh, this morning...

When was the last time you went to a gym? my boyfriend's called jim, if that counts.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? there's other things to do in a gym than that?

Do you live with your parents? nah.

Do your parents live with you? nope.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home or uni

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? not really

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? argh, you're scaring me!

Have you ever been in love? yes

Have you ever been in love with me? that depends, what's in it for me?

That's all for now. Thank you.

irwin1227

06-06-2003, 11:28 PM

Real Name? Daniel G. Irwin Jr.

Age? 29

Highest level of education completed? Associates Degree

Where do you live? Dallas, Texas

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Field of Dreams

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Shoeless Joe

Favorite CD? Faith No More - Angel Dust

Favorite video game? Nascar Thunder

Favorite current TV show? Sportscenter

Favorite car? BMW

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Three words - one stop shopping

Favorite food and drink? pizza and beer

Favorite breakfast cereal? frosted flakes

Favorite candy? heath bars

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 32

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 17

Best Halloween costume? Dudley Boys

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No. You offering?

Favorite comic book? I dont read comics...

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Victorias Secret The Musical

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Any SNL movie

Favorite actor not named Jason? Kevin Costner

Favorite actress? Jennifer Garner. She makes my pants go crazy.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Body Heat

Favorite animated film? Toy Story 2

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?
Damn Perv

Favorite talk show? Pardon the Interruption

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Who's Jewel?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Who's Demi Moore?

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
Today...aspirin.

When was the last time you got really drunk? New Years

When was the last time you vomited? 4 years ago

When was the last time you went to a gym? 2 years ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? 2 years ago

Do you live with your parents? no

Do your parents live with you? no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Is this an interview or something?

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? No.

Have you ever been in love? yes

Have you ever been in love with me? Depends. What are you offering?

Donna123

06-07-2003, 06:55 AM

Real Name? Donna

Age? 28

Highest level of education completed? Bachelor of Arts

Where do you live? Australia

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Life is Beautiful

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The God of Small Things

Favorite CD? Hmmmm, Riot Act (Pearl Jam) Veruca Salt, Alice in Chains

Favorite video game? Super Mario Bros

Favorite current TV show? Buffy, The Vampire Slayer!!!

Favorite car? Honda

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? It's my small link to Jay Mewes.....

Favorite food and drink? Guacomole and beer...mmmmmmm

Favorite breakfast cereal? Coco pops

Favorite candy? Mars Bar ( an Aussie favourite )

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 17

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? hasn't happened yet....hee hee

Best Halloween costume? Don't really have Halloween in Oz

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No, but I'd like to, if I could meet Jay Mewes

Favorite comic book? Archie

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? No more please!!!!

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Unbreakable

Favorite actor not named Jason? Ewan Macgregor / Bruce Willis

Favorite actress? Cate Blanchett

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Ewan Macgregor in "Trainspotting"

Favorite animated film? Haven't seen one in ages, so Beauty and the Beast

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Can't answer this one...sorry!!

Favorite talk show? I f****n hate talk shows...

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? A seriuos shallow attempt....poor Jewel...she's selling herself short

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Kinda gross I'd have to say

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Um probably about 2 or 3 years ago

When was the last time you got really drunk? Really drunk was about a year and half ago and it took me 2 days to recover.

When was the last time you vomited? That night a year and a half ago....I'm never drinking Southern Comfort again!!

When was the last time you went to a gym? About 6 years ago...I hate gyms

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? No hot men at this gym just women who thought they were goddesses...blurrggghhh

Do you live with your parents? Nope

Do your parents live with you? Nope thank god!!

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? From home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yes that would be nice...

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Suprisingly yes!!

Have you ever been in love? Ummmm maybe....I think so.

Have you ever been in love with me? Ohh everyday

bartleby

06-07-2003, 08:34 AM

Real Name? Bart Smith

Age? 25

Highest level of education completed? Bachelor's Degree in Mass Communications with a focus in Radio/Film/Television

Where do you live? Raleigh, North Carolina

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Dead Poets Society

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Dave Eggers' A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

Favorite CD? The Beatles' Revolver

Favorite video game? Miss Pac-man

Favorite current TV show? Alias

Favorite car? Mini Cooper

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Title Bout

Favorite food and drink? Mushroom Swiss Burger, Diet Pepsi

Favorite breakfast cereal? Special K Red Berries

Favorite candy? Reese's Pieces

Age you lost your virginity? Whem did this become Cosmo?

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 67, cause wouldn't it be funny to be a virgin your whole life only to finally get laid when you're too old to care any more?

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Okay so, that wouldn't be funny. It'd be just plain sad.

Best Halloween costume? Bud, Tobey Maguire's character from Pleasantville

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? went to Hereos Con in Charlotte once or twice as well as a couple of smaller ones

Favorite comic book? 100 Bullets

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Michael Bay's G.I.*Joe===

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Favorite actor not named Jason? Steve Buscemi

Favorite actress? Rachel Weisz

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Katie Holmes in Sam Raimi's The Gift

Favorite animated film? The Fox and the Hound

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I don't watch anime.

Favorite talk show? Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Do you think Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Can't it be both?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? I firmly believe that she does have a very sweet, sweet couple.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Does medicinal marijuana count as a prescription or non-prescription drug? Either, way... never.

When was the last time you got really drunk? I can't even remember the last time I got really drunk. It may have been last night though.

When was the last time you vomited? Can't remember that either. Though I'm guessing the answer to this question is the same as the answer to the last one.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Last summer

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Would sneaking off to the bathroom to masturbate after staring at hot women be considered something more than just staring at hot women?

Do you live with your parents? Nope. Just like Beyonce, I'm an independent woman.

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? I am getting kind of tired of typing.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? I am a completionist. Why else would I still be buying Uncanny X-Men on a monthly basis even though I find Chuck Austen writing on the book to be completely autroticous.

Have you ever been in love? Not that I would acknowledge as such. High school crushes don't really count as love though.

Have you ever been in love with me? Are you the human incarnation of Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts? Probably not then.

deadfiller

06-07-2003, 03:32 PM

Real Name? Shawn

Age?26

Highest level of education completed?Some College, it was boring so I dropped out and continued my studies on my own

Where do you live? Baltimore, MD

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? LA Story

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? I, Robot by Issac Asimov

Favorite CD? King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime by Faith No More

Favorite video game? Tony Hawks Pro Skater

Favorite current TV show? Sealab 2021

Favorite car? KITT

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Critical Mess

Favorite food and drink? Stouffers Spinach Souffle/Eggnog

Favorite breakfast cereal? Corn Chex

Favorite candy? Mike & Ike

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Umm... 14?

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Is that like some kind of porno term?

Best Halloween costume? Zombie Pimp. I'm gonna eat your brains, ho. Awwww yeah.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? yep

Favorite comic book? Byrnes' She Hulk

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Other than mine, a Sequel to 5th element

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Batman & Robin

Favorite actor not named Jason? I dunno... Bruce Campbell?

Favorite actress? Christina Ricci

Favorite nude scene in a movie? All of them. The human body is cool.

Favorite animated film? Transformers

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Arcee, Transformers (robots don't wear clothes)... or LA Blue Girl

Favorite talk show? Richard Bey... oh wait, that's canceled. Daily Show it is.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I stopped caring when she made shity radio remixes of her first album

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? I could care less. Let publicit... I mean, love rule.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
What time is it?

When was the last time you got really drunk?
I dunno, like 7 years. I don't like to drink

When was the last time you vomited?
a couple of months ago

When was the last time you went to a gym?
a couple of months ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? a couple of months ago

Do you live with your parents? a couple... oh, no not since I was 18

Do your parents live with you? Hells no. I shipped them off to Vegas and Florida, respecively

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Work

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? No, I'm bored at work

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Help me. For the love of Phil help me.

Have you ever been in love? Sure

Have you ever been in love with me? Only when yer not looking out your window, it kinda creeps me out.

FanBoy

06-07-2003, 04:50 PM

Real Name? Zach

Age?17
Highest level of education completed?-High School-Junior
Where do you live? Muncie,Indiana

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? A Cloclwork Orange

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Don't read much

Favorite CD? The Used-self titled

Favorite video game? Tony Hawks Pro Skater

Favorite current TV show? Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Favorite car? don't drive yet

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? People that don't make fun of younr kids like myself

Favorite food and drink? Chicken Sandwhich-any kind of soda

Favorite breakfast cereal? Fruity Pebbles

Favorite candy? Reeses Peeces(or however you spell it)

Best Halloween costume? Michael Myers--Ghost Face from the scream films

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? no-but im hoping to
Favorite comic book? Man O Steel Man issue 1

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? sequel to the goonies
Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Jason X

Favorite actor not named Jason? I dunno...

Favorite actress? Natalie Portman

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Halle Berry-Monster Ball

Favorite animated film? Beats me

Favorite nude scene in an animated film-Disney doesn't show nude scenes
Favorite talk show? Late Night With Conan O Brian

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? You can tell that she stopped writing her lyrics
Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Can't beat that with a stick unless the stick had nails in it
What time is it? 2:49

Do you live with your parents? yes

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? yes

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? yes

Have you ever been in love? i can say i have but im young and i still have alot of growing up to do

jennifermalin

06-08-2003, 12:16 PM

"How depressing for all of us who work so hard on putting a good Web site together every single day. Not that this place isn't fine, too, but after a year of building the actual site, it'd be nice if people actually read it instead of just coming here."

OK, I've rethought my answer: One Hand Clapping and TV Recommendations are my favorite features on the site. My favorite part of the Forums is watching you smack down people for bad grammar and punctuation or smallmindedness. I don't know how you columnists come up with so much fun and informative stuff every week; I wish I could think of another article to contribute. (Note proper use of semicolon.)

I hope you feel better now.

How depressing for those of us who took time to answer all those questions that you didn't like our responses. We only did it for you.

Ryall

06-08-2003, 07:47 PM

>How depressing for those of us who took time to answer all those questions that you didn't like our responses. We only did it for you.

I love everyone for responding. I have no problems with any responses, I just kinda wish everyone here knew that there was an actual site to go with the forum, that's all. Maybe our upcoming Super Bowl TV spot will help raise awareness.

Matt1

06-09-2003, 02:06 AM

You guys are gonna have a spot on the superbowl?

DangerSeeker

06-09-2003, 05:21 PM

Yeah, but ABC insists on retooling certain elements.That's why in September this website will be adopting an adorable five year old girl! She mispronounces things (doesn't the word "pasketti" just warm your heart?) and breaks the rules, but has a heart of gold.

BrianLynch

06-09-2003, 06:07 PM

Real Name? Briguy Lynch

Age? 29 (two weeks away from thirty, bra)

Highest level of education completed? third year college

Where do you live? New Jersey

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Wet Hot American Summer

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Red Sky At Morning by Richard Bradford

Favorite CD? US by Peter Gabriel

Favorite video game? SSX TRICKY

Favorite current TV show? ANGEL

Favorite car? New Beetle Convertible. Or KITT.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? That blue monkey comic SUCKS, so I'll go with...hmmmmmmmmmmm, I like everything...

Favorite food and drink? Bourbon chicken and soda poppe

Favorite breakfast cereal? Cinnamon Life

Favorite candy? gum drops

Age you lost your virginity? 19

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 6

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? can't wait!

Best Halloween costume? Greatest American Hero

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Sure

Favorite comic book? MONKEY MAN UNLEASHED and PATCHOULI. Or X STATIX.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? NIGHTCRAWLERS

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? SCARY MOVIE

Favorite actor not named Jason? Jason Vorhe...oh, um, Brendan Fraser

Favorite actress? Michelle Williams

Favorite nude scene in a movie? anything from THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY, rooooooooooooowr!

Favorite animated film? TOY STORY 2 or SPIRITED AWAY

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Um...uh...

Favorite talk show? Letterman or Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?

Who cares, whatever works

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?

Gross. She's too good for him.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?

Three years ago.

When was the last time you got really drunk?

Year and a half ago.

When was the last time you vomited?

Two weeks ago.

When was the last time you went to a gym?

HA, good one.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?

What's a "gym"?

Do you live with your parents?

No

Do your parents live with you?

SOMEDAY

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?

Home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?

Sure

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?

Yes

Have you ever been in love?

Sure

Have you ever been in love with me?

Do you need it spelled out for you?

PeterCoffin

06-09-2003, 08:20 PM

Borrowing this idea from Steve Niles' forum -- So this board's been going for a couple months now and I don't feel like we know a lot about each other, other than the fact that some of you REALLY love Jay and Silent Bob. But there's got to be more to you than that, right...? So tell us about yourself:

Real Name?
Peter Coffin

Age?
18

Highest level of education completed?
High School

Where do you live?
Michigan, land of 1000... um... something.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob?
Kung Pow, Freddy Got Fingered, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Any Jim Carrey flick or THE MATRIX

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it?
I've read a lot of books, but I don't remember reading any books except DragonLance... And I don't remember [censored] out of them except the words "stoic face." What about one that has a few pictures in it... Like one a chapter? No?

Favorite CD?
Either Tenacious D or Any Metallica album

Favorite video game?
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Favorite current TV show?
Conan O'Brien

Favorite car?
Ferrari

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?
The fact that it is called Movie Poop Shoot and not Poop Shoot Movies.

Favorite food and drink?
Spaghetti - both a food and a drink if you own a blender.

Favorite breakfast cereal?
Orangatangs

Favorite candy?
The One With Boobs

Age you lost your virginity?
16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?
SIXTEEN

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?
SIX-[censored]-TEEN, man... CAN'T YOU READ :P

Best Halloween costume?
Neo... NEO.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention?
Nope, but I'll be at Wizard August 8, we're going to rush the convention as superheroes we made up called The Gay League

Favorite comic book?
The Gay League. 1 issue... But a good issue.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?
The Grid, my parody of The Matrix... I am writing it now. Well, not literally NOW... but it's a back project to the DVD I'm working on with The Stupid Show

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made?
SPY KIDS! MAKE THAT MONSTER GO AWAY!

Favorite actor not named Jason?
Jim Carrey.

Favorite actress?
Carrie Ann Moss

Favorite nude scene in a movie?
If porn counts, than any porn that doesn't get too wierd.

Favorite animated film?
Uh... the Spongebob DVD

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?
Micky Mouse in that bathtub that was on a trailer... I think that was Micky anyway. That was funny.

Favorite talk show?
Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?
Shallow Attempt, DEFINITLY shallow attempt.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?
Heh... you used his show name as a metaphor! Woo! Yay for metaphors! And kinda gross.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
If asprin counts then like yesterday.

When was the last time you got really drunk?
Spring Break

When was the last time you vomited?
Spring Break

When was the last time you went to a gym?
No clue... But I HAVE been in a gym before.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?
Never.

Do you live with your parents?
You know it. Damn, why do you know it?

Do your parents live with you?
If by "live with me" you mean "provide me with a home," then yes, yes they do.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?
Home & Work. Work has broadband.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?
Not really. I don't have anything better to do.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?
Second half of question

Have you ever been in love?
Too much. Why do I bother, man?

Have you ever been in love with me?
No. That I can say with confidence.

That's all for now. Thank you.
You're welcome. Wee.

Chris Ryall
Editor-in-Chief
www.moviepoopshoot.com (http://www.moviepoopshoot.com)

Peter Coffin
Guy Who Does Stuff
www.stupid-show.com (http://www.stupid-show.com)

Ryall

06-09-2003, 09:34 PM

Should I answer these? I should answer these.

Real Name? Chris

Age? 18-34 demo

Highest level of education completed? Cal State Fullerton, if that counts as education.

Where do you live? Brentwood, CA. No, I don't know OJ.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? I'd love to have a cool answer like DOUBLE INDEMNITY but instead it's probably SWINGERS or BEST IN SHOW. Or T2. Or DESPERADO. Or BRAVEHEART. Or...

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? THE MARTIAN CHRONICLES, by Ray Bradbury

Favorite CD? In the past year, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE. Ever? Probably SUBLIME's 40 Oz. to Freedom.

Favorite video game? Ever? TETRIS. But my life has changed since Vice City. For the better.

Favorite current TV show? THE DAILY SHOW and CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

Favorite car? Acura TSX, which will hopefully be in my garage soon.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? That sassy li'l editor in chief. And MONKEY MAN. And COMICS 101. And DVD DIATRIBE. And...well, everything.

Favorite food and drink? A chicken burrito and a Guinness

Favorite breakfast cereal? Corn Chex (but Wheat Chex and Rice Chex are nice, too)

Favorite candy? Sour Jelly Bellies

Age you lost your virginity? 19

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Who wrote these stupid questions?

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 19, and I'm sure she was smoking hot, according to my alcohol-ravaged brain.

Best Halloween costume? The Hulk, age 10; Hanz and Franz in college ; Hansen (with 2 roommates), three years ago;

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yes

Favorite comic book? FANTASTIC FOIUR 1; DAREDEVIL 227-233; currently, XSTATIX or QUEEN & COUNTRY

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? THE MARTIAN CHRONICLES, properly (sorry, Rock, but that mini-series sucked)

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? THE mothereffing GRINCH, the worst movie in the history of movies

Favorite actor not named Jason? Clooney

Favorite actress? Julianne Moore

Favorite nude scene in a movie? The unedited EYES WIDE SHUT party

Favorite animated film? IRON GIANT

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? HEAVY METAL (what kind of perv wrote this question?)

Favorite talk show? THE DAILY SHOW, and CONAN

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? With the sound off, it's lovely and amazing; with the sound up, it's shallow and horrifying

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Good for him. If I could go out with Christie Brinkley or Bo Derek, I would

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? SD Comic Con 2002

When was the last time you got really drunk? Two weeks ago

When was the last time you vomited? The Indy 500 in 1999

When was the last time you went to a gym? Saturday

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Saturday, but that helps

Do you live with your parents? No

Do your parents live with you? Luckily for them no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Not really

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? I love your every move, baby

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? I don't like you any more

Have you ever been in love? Yes; once.

Have you ever been in love with me? Do you think I would've done *that* last night if I didn't?

irwin1227

06-09-2003, 09:47 PM

Mmmmmm Guiness....

Denyse

06-10-2003, 01:20 AM

See, I knew you could...There now, doesn't that feel better?
<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Favorite comic book? DAREDEVIL 227-233

[/ QUOTE ] Please tell me you had more than one copy of each, or have the TP or something. Otherwise I'll have to start feeling guilty...

Robbo_the_Hood

06-10-2003, 02:52 AM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Probably SUBLIME's 40 Oz. to Freedom

[/ QUOTE ]

See, I like the same things the Boss-man likes. This makes me cooler than everyone else.

MattGoldman

06-10-2003, 12:39 PM

Real Name? Matt Goldman

Age? 19

Highest level of education completed? High School

Where do you live? New Jersey

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Big Trouble

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Battlefield Earth

Favorite CD? Billy Joel's Greatest Hits Box Set

Favorite video game? Diablo II

Favorite current TV show? The Shield

Favorite car? Dodge Ram 1500 Quad Cab

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? THe people that run it really make it worth it. If you ever have a question or concern they're always on top of it.

Favorite food and drink? Sesame Chicken and Coca-Cola

Favorite breakfast cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Favorite candy? Fireballs

Age you lost your virginity? 18

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? N/A

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 18 *LoL*

Best Halloween costume? A Ninja...*HeHe*

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? Specific? The Death of Superman

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? I would like to see a Re-Make of the book Watchers by Dean koontz or of the book Enders Game by Orson Scott Card

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Oddly Enough, Wet Hot American Summer

Favorite actor not named Jason? Andy Garcia

Favorite actress? Janeane Garofalo

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Monsters Ball

Favorite animated film? Aladdin

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?

Favorite talk show? Judge Judy?

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Jewel Sucks...enough said...

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? *LoL* I really don't know how to answer that

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Never

When was the last time you got really drunk? Never

When was the last time you vomited? When I was twelve

When was the last time you went to a gym? Yesterday

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Last Year

Do you live with your parents? Yes

Do your parents live with you? Si

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? From Both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Neh

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Ok Yes

Have you ever been in love? No

Have you ever been in love with me? ...well...

jjcourtright

06-10-2003, 01:49 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Battlefield Earth

[/ QUOTE ] Uh oh. We may have a scientologist in our midst. A scientologist or John Travolta.

MattGoldman

06-10-2003, 06:49 PM

LoL Man, it happens to be a great book! Yeah, I meant to edit my "movie that never should have been made" question to add Battlefield Earth, because it's quite possibly the worst movie EVER made. Hehe

psychofiend

06-10-2003, 08:21 PM

I don't understand why everyone says that Battle field earth was s***y I thought it was a good flick with some real comic gem moments with John Travolta's sarcastic/evil character I gave it the thumbs up and anyone who doesn't like that can have a middle finger up, cause I don't tell people my way should be theirs I just tell people what my thoughts are.

BrianLynch

06-10-2003, 08:24 PM

You truly are a moron.

psychofiend

06-10-2003, 08:31 PM

Hunter S. Thompson said in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "Don't take any guff from these [censored] swine" I think it applies to apes too.

Razorback

06-11-2003, 03:06 AM

He's a MONKEY!

RB

themysca

06-11-2003, 02:10 PM

May I add one question to your introduction ?

What do you hate most ? (except me asking stupid ones, of course... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif )

Ryall

06-11-2003, 02:48 PM

>What do you hate most ?

Hate? I don't really hate much. Bad LA drivers, especially the old ones, might be on my list, but no, really, I'd say ignorance. People that just arbitrarily think their race, color, sexual persuasion or religion is better than anyone else's.

I don't hate these people, but I have no patience for those who take themselves and life so seriously that they have no sense of humor. And people that have never read a comic book, of course.

Dave

06-11-2003, 02:48 PM

What do you hate most ? (except me asking stupid ones, of course... )

mayonaisse! oh dear lord on high, how i loath mayo. just whipped fat and egg yolks, yum yum.

brycejmcewen

06-11-2003, 03:48 PM

mmmm...whipped fat and egg yokes...uhhh(drool)gghhhlll

(Just trying to boost my post count, my self-esteem can no longer take this board calling me "stranger". Stranger than who I ask? Just because I am from Canada, eh, and this board thinks I'm slow, eh.)

Zens_7s

06-11-2003, 03:53 PM

I hate mayo also, and people who use the fake word "irregardless". I also can't stand hot, humid days stuck in traffic with a person who complains about my "wierd taste in music". Other than that, I think hate is way too much work for things I don't care about. Call me hate-lazy. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

jjcourtright

06-11-2003, 04:09 PM

I didn't know that the hatred of mayo was so widespread. I also despise mayo. Does anybody remember the superhero burger that McDonalds put out to conincide with the release of Batman Returns? It was this big mess of three "hamburger" patties swimming in mayo on a McRib roll. I was 13 at the time and I thought it was the best thing ever. Then, I got horribly sick from the rancid mayo. I have pretty much sworn off of McDonalds and mayo since then. I also hate Good Charlotte.

Dave

06-11-2003, 05:50 PM

A lot of hatred for Mayo comes from traumatic experiences like yours. Mine came at a church luncheon when i was around 10. See there was this Jello with a big ol' scoop of whipped cream on it, only it wasn't whipped cream, it was mayo. It was explained after i got sick that the jello wasn't a dessert but a salad hence the Mayo "dressing". Urrrrrgh, just thinking about it makes my teeth sweat in that pukey kind of way.

DangerSeeker

06-11-2003, 06:10 PM

I won't go near mayo, can't eat seafood (born & raised in Maryland and I can't eat crabs, oh, sweet irony!), don't trust green food (my mom's words "Don't eat that. It's gone green!" still ring in my head.).

I also hate Ron Howard (per the other thread), Walter Hill (long story), Reese Witherspoon (same), Akiva Goldsman, my day job, the morning, Jaegermeister, and I hate I hate I hate Peter Pan. Okay, that last one was just filling my "Hook" quota.

themysca

06-11-2003, 09:07 PM

Well, I should answer that myself. I hate when people decide of my schedule for me.

And what I love most is a good movie at the theatres. One out of which you can just say "wow", and be on your little cloud for the trip back home.

psychofiend

06-11-2003, 09:14 PM

Anyone here see the Jackass movie's deleted scenes? A guy went berzerk because he "[censored] hates mustard" and someone put mustard on him. I don't think i would take my hatred for food that far. I only hate... damn, there are no foods I hate.

Tuskinashi

06-14-2003, 05:54 AM

Well it is one o' clock in the morning(1:00AM fur teh Dig!tal peepz!!) and beating off is kind out of question. So I'll waste my time with this. Type type GO!

Real Name? Jay D. Sugarman

Age? 15

Highest level of education completed? Oklahoma.

Where do you live? Arizona. OH [censored]!

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Moving on.. that'd be Fight Club. Well, Fight Club/Aliens. Infact, when they combine those two movies, THAT'LL be my favorite movie. So reserve the answer for that movie.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? I don't understand the question. What do you mean by "doesn't have pictures in it?" Oh well. I'll answer.. uhh.. Holes. Sweet fourth grade Holes.

Favorite CD? Pink Floyd - The Wall.

Favorite video game? Sonic The Hedgehog. Was my first, always will be the best.

Favorite current TV show? Hmm.. that's a doosy. I don't watch too much TV. I'll say Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Favorite car? What's a car? I have this two wheeled thingy with these other two wheels on the back. I think it is called a "tricivil" or something.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Game On, TV Recommendations, Toy Box, and something else.. I don't want to ruin authors feelings. So just pretend that last thing is yours.

Favorite food and drink? Blue Bunny's Bunny Tracks Ice cream. Sprite. If I could have an infinite supply of these two items or sex. I'd have sex WITH these two items.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Frosted Flakes. They're DEEECEEEEEENNNTTTTT! I don't like milk.

Favorite candy? I don't eat candy.

Age you lost your virginity? 8 I think. Dunno.. the man told me to keep quiet.

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Isn't this question in violation of the last? I feel used. Almost raped. .......virginity lost again.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? OK SHUT UP WITH THESE QUESTIONS ALREADY! Dear god, what the [censored] do you want from me? Want naked pictures? Who are you to ponder about my sex life anyways? Didn't the icecream get the message across?!

Best Halloween costume? Scorpion from Mortal Combat. Man I was the [censored] that year.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Nah.

Favorite comic book? Spawn. Das MCFARLANE ist sehr toll!

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Picture hamsters with pirates suits on sailing the eleventh sea. Then lobsters appear from the sky.

That or maybe another Finding Nemo.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? I dunno. Even when I hate a film I like to make fun of it. I can't answer this question.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Jason Pesci. I mean Joe! JOE! Tom Hanks too.

Favorite actress? Uhm.. I get naughty thoughts whilst thinking up the answer. I'll just say that old lady in the cart in Dumb and Dumber. Haha, yea, that doesn't cause any images. She's the best actress ever.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? You know now that I think about it that beating off thing doesn't sound half bad now. I'll say the scene in Private Parts where the women has sex with a speaker. That was the first movie scene I can remember falling in love with. If you catch my drift.

Favorite animated film? I dunno. That's a hard once especially because I haven't seen an animated film in ages. I'll just take the safe path and say Finding Nemo. It was probably some Disney Flick.

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Uhhh.. uhhh... I dunno how to exactly answer this. I mean, I love animated porn as much as the next guy. but a FAVORITE? That doesn't exist. They are all on the "meh" scale. I'll just take the safe path and say Finding Nemo. It was probably some Disney Flick. Zinged!

Favorite talk show? The Daily Show.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Probably both. I block a few people out of ever reaching me. Her being one of them.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? I didn't see that one. Wait.. what the hell are you yapping about?

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? A few minutes ago. After that animated nude image I had to take something. Actually I don't do drugs. Just beat off to animated porn.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Animated porn? Drink! DRIVE! KILL!

When was the last time you vomited? The first grade. I ate too much watermelon. Then I think I ate a crayon or something.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Excercise is for people who want to be in fit. Who do you think I am?

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? OH.. THAT gym... the one with the music and the poles and the tables and stuff? Every few days. The men in there are SEXY.

Do you live with your parents? Yes. I'm only 15? What do you expect? Me to have my own gym or something to sleep in?

Do your parents live with you? Once again this question violates the last one. Virginity raped three times thus far.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? From home. Work for me is my chair and not shitting in it.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Nah, I kind of like them. That animal porn thing got me excited.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Oh [censored] did I just say animal porn? LOFLGLOLAGOL!!! I must have meant to type animated porn and accidently spelled animated as animal. Sheesh. I'll be sure not to make the same mistake twice.

Have you ever been in love? Hell, if I had some of that icecream you wouldn't need to ask.

Have you ever been in love with me? If you have animal porn I'm there.

That's it?

You have got to be shitting me.

I'm creating some for myself:

Are you the coolest person here or what? Yep.

Did the rabbit finish the race or did the chicken come first? The mother lived in a shoe, you [censored] idiot.

Last and the least, how many times did you type the word porn in the previous post? Uhh.. I'll say porn and answer once.

There you go. AWAY AWAY AWAY!!!!

bonging

06-14-2003, 10:48 AM

Real Name? josh

Age? 21

Highest level of education completed? education? what the hell is that

Where do you live? australia

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? freddy got fingered

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? hitch hikers guide to the galaxy series

Favorite CD? urban hymns by the verve

Favorite video game? syphon filter

Favorite current TV show? south park

Favorite car? a red one (they go faster)

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? havent been here long enough to say

Favorite food and drink? curry

Favorite breakfast cereal? i havent been up early enough to have breakfast in lik ten years

Favorite candy? jelly babies

Age you lost your virginity? 12

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? -

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 12

Best Halloween costume? hobo

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? not yet

Favorite comic book? the punisher

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? something involving chicks with guns

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? enough

Favorite actor not named Jason? tom green

Favorite actress? charliz theron

Favorite nude scene in a movie? to many to mention

Favorite animated film? yellow submarine

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? havent come across one yet

Favorite talk show? miccalef tonight (its an australian thing)

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? i dont know what you just said so ill just say ummm 5

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? whatever turns em on

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? last september (got busted)

When was the last time you got really drunk? friday night

When was the last time you vomited? friday night

When was the last time you went to a gym? never been probably never will

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? -

Do you live with your parents? i only go home for meals (its cheaper)

Do your parents live with you? -

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? maybe

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? ahh yeh

Have you ever been in love? love is something invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn

Have you ever been in love with me? no but dont give up yet

code6enterprises

06-14-2003, 04:19 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
beating off is kind out of question

[/ QUOTE ]

Awkward silence.

syruss

06-14-2003, 04:48 PM

Real Name? Brian Ferri (no relation to the popstar)

Age? 22

Highest level of education completed? HNC

Where do you live? Somewhere in the UK

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Alien

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Don't read books

Favorite CD? 666 Paradoxx

Favorite video game? Lands of Lore 3

Favorite current TV show? Married with Children (it an old show but is shown just now on Paramount)

Favorite car? Dodge Viper

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Its all cool

Favorite food and drink? Lasagne and Coca Cola

Favorite breakfast cereal? Coco Pops

Favorite candy?

Age you lost your virginity? 19

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 18

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 19

Best Halloween costume? Dracula

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? Spiderman

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? The Exorcist

Favorite actor not named Jason? Harrison Ford

Favorite actress?

Favorite nude scene in a movie?

Favorite animated film? Watership Down

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? None

Favorite talk show? Late show with david letterman

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Crap

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Pure Gross

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Never

When was the last time you got really drunk? 28 July 2002

When was the last time you vomited? 28 July 2002

When was the last time you went to a gym? Im a lazy B.....d

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Never

Do you live with your parents? Yes

Do your parents live with you? Yes

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yes

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? yes can't help it now

Have you ever been in love? Yes

Have you ever been in love with me? No

ThePooFlinger

06-14-2003, 09:26 PM

Real Name? Keli

Age? 21

Highest level of education completed? I'm working on that........

Where do you live? In my house, in Oregon.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Hellraiser

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne

Favorite CD? Pink Floyd's Animals

Favorite video game? Tribes 2

Favorite current TV show? It's not current, but 24.

Favorite car? 1955 Pontiac Hearse, or Cadillac, whichever one I can get.

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Don't know yet, just got here.

Favorite food and drink? Spaghetti and Dr. Pepper, not necessarily together, but you get the idea.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Cheerios baby!

Favorite candy? The kind with chocolate in it.

Age you lost your virginity? 15

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? Haha! that's funny!

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Like I said, 15.

Best Halloween costume? Let me tell you this, after 9/11, it's not so funny to wear a chemical suit with a monkey mask........

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Nope.

Favorite comic book? Don't read comics. Sorry.

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Anything as long as it has Edward Norton, Nicholas Cage, and Keifer Sutherland in it.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? You want a list?

Favorite actor not named Jason? John Travolta.

Favorite actress? Kathy Bates.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? But there's so many of them...

Favorite animated film? Heavy Metal, all the way.

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Um......yeah.............

Favorite talk show? Don't watch em.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Have'nt seen what she looks like lately. Does she still have fangs?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Never seen it. But i will never think well of Kutcher after "Dude, Where's My Car?"

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Today.

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last night.

When was the last time you vomited? A couple of years ago, I mentioned before how I saw "Dude, Where's My Car?".....

When was the last time you went to a gym? Ha! That's good, you should write comedies!

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? I'm still laughing at the thought of me at a gym..............

Do you live with your parents? Hell no.

Do your parents live with you? Nope.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Bring it on, I have time to waste.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Heh, what do you think?

Have you ever been in love? Have and currently am.

Have you ever been in love with me? I don't think so, what did I say when you slipped me those drugs?

XsilentXbobX

06-15-2003, 02:23 AM

this seems like a good place to start out, so on i go

Real Name?
mark

Age? 17

Highest level of education completed? jr high

Where do you live? californina

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? metropolis (1927)

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it?
lord of the rings

Favorite CD?
right now? th' legendary shack shakers' cockadoodledont

Favorite video game?
gl tron

Favorite current TV show?
all i really watch is pbs and mexican talk shows

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?
comic reviews

Favorite breakfast cereal?
life
Favorite candy?
creamsavers
Age you lost your virginity?
16
Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?
18
Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?
17
Best Halloween costume?
red robot
Have you ever been to a comic book convention?
no
Favorite comic book?
Maus, dont hit me /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?
a movie without bruce willice

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made?
jay and silent bob strike back

Favorite nude scene in a movie?
the flowers in "the wall"

Favorite animated film?
akira

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?
cool devices, theres no tentacles in that one

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales?
this is why i only watch pbs

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?
punked? whatever happened to skanking

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
never
When was the last time you got really drunk?
never
When was the last time you vomited?
2 years ago, i was sick

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?
never
Do you live with your parents?
yea...

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?
home, dont have a job

Have you ever been in love?
no, love is for farie boys

Have you ever been in love with me?
no, eer.. yes!

trippin_on_shoes

06-15-2003, 03:06 AM

Real Name? Julia

Age? 17

Highest level of education completed? High School

Where do you live? Kenilworth, New Jersey

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? gulliver's travels

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? the hanged man

Favorite CD? full colapse (thursday)

Favorite video game? donkey kong, duckhunt

Favorite current TV show? south park

Favorite car? volkswagen jetta/gti

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? freedom

Favorite food and drink? mexican...coke

Favorite breakfast cereal? reeses peanut butter puffs

Favorite candy? airheads

Age you lost your virginity? virgvin

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? not really hoping. just waiting.

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? virgin

Best Halloween costume? psycho murderer

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? no /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

Favorite comic book? x-men

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? one about weed.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? titanic

Favorite actor not named Jason? mewes /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Favorite actress? angelina jolie

Favorite nude scene in a movie? all the nude scenes in "fast times at ridgemont high"

Favorite animated film? final fantasy

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? umm. dont have one.

Favorite talk show? jerry springer

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? yes

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? kinda gross

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? 4weeks ago

When was the last time you got really drunk? 3yrs ago

When was the last time you vomited? 41/2weeks ago

When was the last time you went to a gym? 8 months ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? never /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Do you live with your parents? yes

Do your parents live with you? no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? no

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? no

Have you ever been in love? yes

Have you ever been in love with me? no

Ming37

06-17-2003, 02:04 AM

Real Name? Ming Chen

Age? 28

Highest level of education completed? College Graduate - University of Michigan

Where do you live? Atlantic Highlands, NJ - 10 minutes and 7.5 miles from Red Bank, NJ

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Aliens, Back to the Future, American Beauty, The Iron Giant, True Romance and most movies with a central LA theme...

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Spike, Mike, Slackers & Dykes by John Pierson - although that book does have some pics in it.

Favorite CD? Lately - Pete Yorn's 'Music for the Morning After'

Favorite video game? I play pinball

Favorite current TV show? THE SIMPSONS and Da Ali G Show

Favorite car? Affordable: Acura TL, Nissan 350Z, Mazda RX-8, Honda S2000. Out of my price range: Porsche Cayenne Twin Turbo, BMW M5, Audi S8, BMW Z8

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The fact that I work on this thing.

Favorite food and drink? Sushi, good and cheap Pad Thai, anything from Nacho Mama's in Baltimore (represent? anyone?) Pink's in LA (Rosie's Long Island Dog) and a #6 at Roscoe's

Favorite breakfast cereal? Today - Cinnamon Life

Favorite candy? Sour Skittles

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Worked at Wizard World 2003 at the View Askew booth

Favorite comic book? PREACHER, FF, anything Kevin does (late or not, and I'm not just saying this so I won't get fired)

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? WITHOUT REMORSE, SURVIVOR.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Any HIGHLANDER after the first one - lord almighty

Favorite actor not named Jason? Ed Norton, Ron Livingston

Favorite actress? Kidman

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Phoebe Cates - Fast Times

Favorite animated film? IRON GIANT

Favorite talk show? CONAN

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I dig it

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Don't really give a crap...

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Today

When was the last time you vomited? Ash Wednesday

When was the last time you went to a gym? 2 hours ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? See above

Do you live with your parents? No

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? No way

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Huh?

Have you ever been in love? Yes

Have you ever been in love with me? Just lust

--MING

Ryall

06-17-2003, 02:20 AM

I thought for sure you'd mention hot dogs from Pink's as your favorite food.

ScottTipton

06-17-2003, 03:54 AM

Real Name? Scott D. Tipton, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Age? 32

Highest level of education completed? Bachelor's Degree, English

Where do you live? Los Angeles, CA

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? The Empire Strikes Back,
Army of Darkness, The Shawshank Redemption, The Iron Giant

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? A Prayer for Owen Meany,
Lonesome Dove

Favorite CD? Beach Boys, "Pet Sounds"

Favorite video game? Kingdom Hearts

Favorite current TV show? 24

Favorite car? 1963 Chevy Impala

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Kentucky Fried Rasslin', TV Recs

Favorite food and drink? turkey burger and Corona

Favorite breakfast cereal? Cap'n Crunch

Favorite candy? Loves me the Special Dark

Age you lost your virginity? That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? See above.

Best Halloween costume? Rorschach

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? I may have, yes.

Favorite comic book? Starman

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Watchmen

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Batman and Robin

Favorite actor not named Jason? Bruce Campbell

Favorite actress? Jennifer Connelly

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Anybody ever see "The Hot Spot"?

Favorite animated film? The Iron Giant

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I think I saw HEAVY METAL
in college....

Favorite talk show? Late Show with David Letterman

Do you think Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one
or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Works for me.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Hey
man, whatever gets you through the day.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Never, actually.

When was the last time you got really drunk? About six months ago.

When was the last time you vomited? Sometime last year.

When was the last time you went to a gym? Also about six months ago.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Ditto.

Do you live with your parents? No, no, a thousand times no.

Do your parents live with you? Uh-uh.

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both
and frequently.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Kinda gettin' there.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Hell, I've
come this far...

Have you ever been in love? Yep.

Have you ever been in love with me? No, but I may have coveted that FANTASTIC FOUR #1...

joshtaylor

06-17-2003, 05:36 AM

Real Name? Josh

Age? 21

Highest level of education completed? I just received my B.A. from the Universtiy of Southern Mississippi in English, with a minor in History

Where do you live? Hattiesburg Mississippi

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Evil Dead II

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Underground Man by Mick Jackson

Favorite CD? Any of Tool's

Favorite video game? Madden 2003, NCAA 2003

Favorite current TV show? South Park, SNL

Favorite car? MY 2003 Escalde truck (graduation present)

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? comic and movie stuff

Favorite food and drink? Pizza and beer

Favorite breakfast cereal? Frosted Flakes

Favorite candy? Nose candy

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? too late

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 16

Best Halloween costume? Mr.T. It was funny as hell because I'm a pale cracker and I was like 5 years old.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yes

Favorite comic book? Spawn, Evil Ernie, X-Men

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? [censored]-eyed swamp

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? anything with Vin Diesel

Favorite actor not named Jason? Bruce Campbell

Favorite actress? Liv Tyler

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Threesome in Wild Things

Favorite animated film? South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?

Favorite talk show? Conan and Tough Crowd

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? She sucks ass either way - go somewhere and yodel errrr write poetry?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Didn't see it

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Today

When was the last time you got really drunk? Last weekend

When was the last time you vomited? when i was like three

When was the last time you went to a gym? couple of months ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? never

Do you live with your parents? no

Do your parents live with you? no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Hell yes

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Are you a hypnotist?

Have you ever been in love? Once

Have you ever been in love with me? Yes, but we have grown apart

DangerSeeker

06-17-2003, 02:39 PM

Yep, I can vouch for the Nacho Mama's. I must admit to a passion for bar/subshop foods, as this city seems to excell at food places that either serve draft beer, or have a cartoony Italian stereotype on their storefront or menu.

If in town for an extended eating excursion:
Cheesesteak: Captain Harvey's (subshop, NOT restaurant)
Open faced roast beef: Maria's, Charred Rib, many more
Super hot wings: Cluck U, Crack Pot
Fries/Pit Beef: Charcoal Deli
Meatball Sub: Pastori's
Hotties with STD's: Towson State

psychofiend

06-17-2003, 08:21 PM

good question to add to this questionaire:
Are you wearing clothes now?

**DONOTDELETE**

06-20-2003, 05:10 PM

Real Name? Dan

Age? 18

Highest level of education completed? High School

Where do you live? Ontario, Canada.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Terminator 2, Strange Days, Old School.

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? IT by Stephen King

Favorite CD? (right now) Matrix Reloaded soundtrack

Favorite video game? Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Favorite current TV show? Simpsons

Favorite car? Mustangs

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? The word "Movie" in the name (I'm new, I'll get to like more in time)

Favorite food and drink? Spaghetti, fruit coolers.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Chex

Favorite candy? Crispy Crunch

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 16

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 16

Best Halloween costume? Iunno

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Yup

Favorite comic book? Spawn

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Alien 5

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? A Walk to Remember

Favorite actor not named Jason? Jon Lovitz

Favorite actress? Iunno

Favorite nude scene in a movie? None specific, there are many fine boobies to be seen on the big screen!

Favorite animated film? Animatrix

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Iunno

Favorite talk show? Maury

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Hell yes! SHWING!!!!!

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Little of both.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Last week

When was the last time you got really drunk? Week before last

When was the last time you vomited? week before last

When was the last time you went to a gym? week before never

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot women? maybe I'll START going to gyms

Do you live with your parents? Nope

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Perhaps

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yeeeeees

Have you ever been in love? Yeah

Have you ever been in love with me? Who isn't?

karmattack

06-20-2003, 05:41 PM

Real Name? Drew Thornton

Age? 25 (July 4th)

Highest level of education completed? I'm a senior at U of M

Where do you live? Grand Blanc, Michigan

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? probably American Beauty

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? The Night In Question by Tobias Wolfe

Favorite CD? Tool - Lateralus

Favorite video game? Vice City of course (Splinter Cell is a close second)

Favorite current TV show? don't watch TV really

Favorite car? Subaru WRX

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? it covers all things vital to life. And poop.

Favorite food and drink? ravioli portabelli in pesto sauce and sangria

Favorite breakfast cereal? why is that even a question? Captain Crunch!

Favorite candy? peanut butter cups

Age you lost your virginity? 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? Damn yous all to hell.

Best Halloween costume? Zorro, motherfather!

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No. Et tu, Brute?

Favorite comic book? McFarlane's run on Spider-Man

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Rendezvouz With Rama

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? first attempt of The Punisher

Favorite actor not named Jason? John C. Reilly

Favorite actress? Not sure. Nicole Kidman?

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Kelly Preston, Mischief

Favorite animated film? Ghost In the Shell

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? end of Heavy Metal, mostly because it lived only in my brain for 12 years after the first time I saw it

Favorite talk show? NA

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? It's a fair attempt at shifting large amounts of blood in my body.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? shut up and just give me the video

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Monday, but ask me again tomorrow

When was the last time you got really drunk? Friday, June 6th at aproximately 11:37

When was the last time you vomited? Months ago, but it definitely WAS from drinking too much

When was the last time you went to a gym? March

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? last September

Do you live with your parents? I'm a nomad. My things are at my mom's for now, but I wouldn't say I live there.

Do your parents live with you?

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? both; more work than home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? only the ones you IM me about my underwear

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? ...ok, yeah

Have you ever been in love? yes

Have you ever been in love with me? yeah, but I was 13 and had a weakness for pink bikinis.

mattyC

06-20-2003, 06:41 PM

Borrowing this idea from Steve Niles' forum -- So this board's been going for a couple months now and I don't feel like we know a lot about each other, other than the fact that some of you REALLY love Jay and Silent Bob. But there's got to be more to you than that, right...? So tell us about yourself:

Real Name?Matt

Age?22

Highest level of education completed?In Honours English

Where do you live?Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob?hard to say, but EMPIRE is one of them

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? 1984 or Last of the Crazy people. Any William Gibson or Toni Morrison is good aswell.

Favorite CD?Too Broad. Zeppelin 2 is a must.

Favorite video game?Final Fantasy 3

Favorite current TV show?Simpsons.

Favorite car?Jeep YJ

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?I can bitch!

Favorite food and drink?steak and beer (Molson EX)

Favorite breakfast cereal?Beereal (Corn Flakes and beer)

Favorite candy?Fuzzy Peackes or Cherry Blasters (I like the names)

Age you lost your virginity?23

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?next week

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner?tommorow

Best Halloween costume?pregnant nun

Have you ever been to a comic book convention?no

Favorite comic book?Wolverine or the Weapon X series (same character obviously)

Movie you wish Hollywood would make?mine. those pricks!

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made?Freddy got Fingered.

Favorite actor not named Jason? Jason LEE!!! mutha fucka!!!!

Favorite actress?Jenna Haze (I don't know if she counts though)

Favorite nude scene in a movie? besides porn (basic instinct opening scene)

Favorite animated film?AKIRA or Transformers

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?
????????? HENTAI
Favorite talk show? JENNY JONES (only for rude Jude)

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Later

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross?
Demi's hot, but I'm scared shitless of Bruce Willis

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?
a week ago
When was the last time you got really drunk?
tonight
When was the last time you vomited?
this morning
When was the last time you went to a gym?
never!!!!
When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?
N/A
Do you live with your parents?
yes
Do your parents live with you?
and yes
Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?
home
Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?
no. this is fun
Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?
yes. and yes
Have you ever been in love?
yes
Have you ever been in love with me?
yes. even though I don't know who you are
That's all for now. Thank you.
Later.

SnowBall

06-21-2003, 08:49 PM

Real Name? Richie

Age? 37

Highest level of education completed? Bachelors degree

Where do you live? New rochelle ny

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? The rules of attraction

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? to kill a mockingbird

Favorite CD? Dont have one

Favorite video game? Kingdom hearts

Favorite current TV show? Friends

Favorite car? 76 Corvette

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Everything

Favorite food and drink? Hot dog and code red

Favorite breakfast cereal? Frosted flakes

Favorite candy? Everything

Age you lost your virginity? 13

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? i already did

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? HAHAHA 13

Best Halloween costume? Mammogram

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Nope

Favorite comic book?The human torch

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Origin

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? Batman

Favorite actor not named Jason? Damn...ummm...i dont have any

Favorite actress? Shannon elizabeth

Favorite nude scene in a movie? i dunno, i love em all...

Favorite animated film? The south park movie or beauty and the beast

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? i never saw a nudie cartoon

Favorite talk show? tom green

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? shallow

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? kinda gross

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? never

When was the last time you got really drunk? At my aunts party...i started rubbiong up against old chinese men

When was the last time you vomited? dont no

When was the last time you went to a gym? yesterday

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? yesterday

Do you live with your parents? no

Do your parents live with you? no

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? nope keep em coming

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway?...

Have you ever been in love? yes, sadly

Have you ever been in love with me?no, sadly

craig_cooper

06-23-2003, 01:50 AM

Real Name? craig cooper

Age?22

Highest level of education completed? high school

Where do you live? canada

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob?How High

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it?tommyknockers

Favorite CD?nirvana nevermind

Favorite video game?Final Fantasy

Favorite current TV show?CSI

Favorite car?Hummer

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot?It Kills Time

Favorite food and drink?pizza and beer

Favorite breakfast cereal?Lucky Charms

Favorite candy?Big Feet

Age you lost your virginity?16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity?16

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? haha 16

Best Halloween costume? Tele Tubbies

Have you ever been to a comic book convention?no

Favorite comic book?Punisher

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Punisher

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made?Batman And Robin

Favorite actor not named Jason? Kevin Spacy

Favorite actress?Cameron Diaz not cause she can act

Favorite nude scene in a movie?wild thing's mmmm Denise Richard's

Favorite animated film?

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)?

Favorite talk show?Jerry Springer

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? shallow attempt

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? kinda gross Mrs Robinson?

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs?5 minutes ago

When was the last time you got really drunk?may 15th my b-day

When was the last time you vomited?my b-day

When was the last time you went to a gym?hahahaha

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women?never why else would i go

Do you live with your parents?no

Do your parents live with you? yes

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home?Home

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?yes

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? yes

Have you ever been in love?yes

Have you ever been in love with me?no

Lisa_D

06-24-2003, 11:53 AM

Real Name? Lisa Dussiaume

Age? 28

Highest level of education completed? who remembers? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

Where do you live? Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Lord of the Rings

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Any Stephen King book

Favorite CD? Any Kiss CD

Favorite video game? Diablo 2 w\LOD expansion

Favorite current TV show? don't have one, not into sit coms ect

Favorite car? don't have one

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? looks like a fun place to play

Favorite food and drink? Steak and brandy

Favorite breakfast cereal? Cherrios

Favorite candy? Candy flavored condoms

Age you lost your virginity? 15

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? 21 /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? hmm... 15 with the guy I was dating, 21 with the guy who was on my mind the first time /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Best Halloween costume? Dead woman on my front lawn

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? nope

Favorite comic book? don't have one, but I guess my dad's collection of palyboy comics counts there (sorry dad)

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? There's a loooooong story behind that....

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? American Psycho

Favorite actor not named Jason? That would have to be Kevin Smith

Favorite actress? Liv Tyler

Favorite nude scene in a movie? all of em /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Favorite animated film? FAKK 2

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? not nice! I'm old enough and married enough to appreciate nudity in all it forms!

Favorite talk show? I don't bother with em

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Who's Jewel?

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Get it where you can I say

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Last time I wanted to know what 'dope' really meant

When was the last time you got really drunk? At a wedding I was co-ordinating. Oh happy day! /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

When was the last time you vomited? Well, when ever the dog vomits, I have to clean it, which makes me vomit, and she's old now and vomits frequently.. why the hell'd you wanna know that?

When was the last time you went to a gym? A g-y-m??? What's that?

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? OH! THAT'S what a gym is! You mean we're supposed to do more than lust after all those hot bodies???? DAMN!

Do you live with your parents? Nah, but I live close enough to drive em crazy still... my lot in life.

Do your parents live with you? NO

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Home, work, same thing here

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Nah, I'm having fun answering

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? LOL! I'm always 'strangely compelled'

Have you ever been in love? Must have been....

Have you ever been in love with me? ROFLMAO! OH! THAT WAS GOOD!

Kramer

06-25-2003, 06:13 PM

Real Name? Scott Kramer

Age? 27

Highest level of education completed? Masters Degree in Film Producing

Where do you live? Los Angeles

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? Annie Hall

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? To Kill a Mockingbird

Favorite CD? Pearl Jam - Ten

Favorite video game? Ms. Pac Man

Favorite current TV show? Scrubs

Favorite car? '59 Cadillac Eldorado

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Monkey Man

Favorite food and drink? Pigs in a Blanket - Leomanade Ice Tea

Favorite breakfast cereal? Honey Nut Cheerios

Favorite candy? Sour Apple Blow Pop

Age you lost your virginity? 19

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? n/a

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 19

Best Halloween costume? Howard Stern

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? Spider Man

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? Superman Lives (Kevin's Script)

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? So many to choose from....

Favorite actor not named Jason? Denzel Washington

Favorite actress? Nicole Kidman

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Roadhouse

Favorite animated film? Toy Story

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Uh...

Favorite talk show? Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? Good look, bad music

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? No Comment

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? Couple years

When was the last time you got really drunk? Memorial Day Weekend

When was the last time you vomited? Couple Years

When was the last time you went to a gym? Two Months Ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Two Months Ago

Do you live with your parents? Nope

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? Yep.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yep.

Have you ever been in love? Yep.

Have you ever been in love with me? Nope

That's all for now. Thank you.

5imonjga

06-27-2003, 02:23 AM

Real Name? Simon Anderson

Age? 21

Highest level of education completed? Advanced Diploma of Electronic Design and Interactive Media

Where do you live? Melbourne

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? The Silence of the Lambs

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? Red Dragon

Favorite CD? Guns 'n' roses Appetite for Destruction

Favorite video game? Mortal Kombat

Favorite current TV show? South Park

Favorite car? Ferrari F40

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? Monkey Man

Favorite food and drink? Seafood and milk.

Favorite breakfast cereal? Corn Flakes

Favorite candy? Rasberry twisters

Age you lost your virginity? 15

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? n/a

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 15

Best Halloween costume? Sid from Slipknot

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? No

Favorite comic book? X-men

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? A well made boigraphical look @ Ed Gein.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? too many 2 list

Favorite actor not named Jason? Denzel Washington

Favorite actress? Jodie Foster

Favorite nude scene in a movie? dont really have one...

Favorite animated film? South Park

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? Uh...

Favorite talk show? Conan

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? havn't bothered 2 c or listen..

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? Bruce Willis should fuk him up.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? last night

When was the last time you got really drunk? as above

When was the last time you vomited? Couple Years

When was the last time you went to a gym? Two Months Ago

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? Two Months Ago

Do you live with your parents? Nope

Do your parents live with you? Nope

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? Both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions?

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? Yep.

Have you ever been in love? Yep.

Have you ever been in love with me? Nope

Bez

06-27-2003, 04:23 AM

Real Name: David Besley

Age: 21

Highest level of education completed: A-Levels, but I flunked them all /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

Where do you live: Ipswich, England.

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob: Human Traffic or Billy Madison

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it: Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

Favorite CD: Mad Caddies- Duck and Cover

Favorite video game: WWF No Mercy for N64

Favorite current TV show: Futurama

Favorite car: Audi TT

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot: The forums and all the lovely flaming.

Favorite food and drink: Pop Tarts and a Pint of Fosters.....although maybe not together

Favorite breakfast cereal: Cheerios.

Favorite candy: Haribo Star-Mix

Age you lost your virginity: 17

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity: I was kinda hoping on my sixteenth birthday

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner: 17

Best Halloween costume: We dont celebrate Halloween that much in England.

Have you ever been to a comic book convention: Nada

Favorite comic book: Dont really read them.. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

Movie you wish Hollywood would make: Bez- The True-Life story.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made: Second to fifteenth Police Academy's

Favorite actor not named Jason: Kevin Spacey

Favorite actress: Angelina Jolie

Favorite nude scene in a movie: Three-some in Wild Things.

Favorite animated film: Shrek

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak): Erm.....all of the scenes with Donkey in Shrek (he has no clothes on /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif )

Favorite talk show: Graham Norton

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales: The second.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross: Sweet for Bruce's reaction.

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs: I took my last E about six months a go, have developed a Heart Problem and need to take Beta Blockers every day becasue of drugs /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

When was the last time you got really drunk: About a week ago, only just got a new job.

When was the last time you vomited: Havent done that in a while, maybe 3 months.

When was the last time you went to a gym: Back in High School...

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women: I've never done anything but

Do you live with your parents: I want to move out, dammit. Money issues prohibit me fom doing so

Do your parents live with you: No, they dont pay me rent (more's the pity)

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home: From both

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions: No, it passes the time.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway: No, I love everything about you, especially your questions.

Have you ever been in love: With you and with my current girlfriend.

Have you ever been in love with me: From the moment I joined this board.

wickedrebel

06-30-2003, 07:34 PM

Ryan
15
Freshman
Texas
American Pie 2
Harry Potter (its interesting)
Anything by Rancid
The Sims
All Things Rock
1969 Pontiac Firbird Green with Blue Mettalic paint on sides (this is my car)
Forums
Mash Potatoes and Mr. Green
Pops
Bubble Yum (i like the duck with the mowhawk they put on it)
14
Already Lost it
Already lost it WITH a human partner (thats disgusting)
Im the best costume
No
I dont like comics
The Biography of "Jay and Silent Bob"
Gremlins
Paul Walker
Eliza Duschku
Perverts
Final Fantasy
Pervert
the tom green show
a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales
??
No Coment (i dont want to reveal that information somebody on this might be a cop)
Last Night
Last Night
Yesterday afternoon
Yesterday morning lol
Yes
Not really i live in my own room
yes
no its kinda fun
no cause i want you to keep asking questions
yes if i didnt then i would be dead because i have a great life and a great life can only be created by loving and being loved in return
i dont know if you are a guy a girl or an old person lol
no thank you

Serendipity

10-06-2003, 02:46 PM

Real Name? Angela

Age? 19

Highest level of education completed? I got my high school diploma, then went to university for a semester.

Where do you live? Canada eh

Favorite movie that doesn't star Jay & Silent Bob? I've got so many, but I think its pretty much even between "The Wizard of Oz", "Selena", "Babes on Broadway", "Kids" (those are ofcaurse after every keven smith movie)

Favorite book that doesn't have pictures in it? "The Cold One" by Christopher Pike, or "Angela's Ashes" by Frank McCormack (i think thats how its spelled)

Favorite CD? I wont even try to name all of them, chances are if i've heard it, i love it, anything, you name it.

Favorite video game? well i dont really play video games, but i'm a big fan of watching people play "metal gear solid 2" and i'm very good at all classic mario's.

Favorite current TV show? I hardly ever watch tv, but when i do i guess "charmed".

Favorite car? Enzo Ferrari, that was easy. but if has to be something i might one day be able to afford, then its an older model Tiburon, or newer model Integra. (yes i'm an import girl.)

Favorite thing about Movie Poop Shoot? the message bords and the Kevin Smith related articles.

Favorite food and drink? food: mexican, drink: blue kool aid.

Favorite breakfast cereal? cheerio's

Favorite candy? chocolate

Age you lost your virginity? 16

Age you're hoping to lose your virginity? well, its already gone, sooo...

Age you lost your virginity with an actual partner? 17

Best Halloween costume? popple

Have you ever been to a comic book convention? honestly, no.

Favorite comic book? don't really read em, but i like reading my cousin's garfeild books, and i loved the movie "daredevil" does that count?

Movie you wish Hollywood would make? the screen play that my friend wrote.

Movie you most wish Hollywood had never made? "spice girls"

Favorite actor not named Jason? oh crap, why not? my favorite actor IS jason lee, but other than that i guess it would be Nicholas Cage.

Favorite actress? its close but Joey Lauren Adams beats Jennifer Lopez just a bit. And Peneloppe Cruiz is also way up there.

Favorite nude scene in a movie? Peneloppe Cruiz and Nicholas Cage in "Captain Correli's Mandolin"

Favorite animated film? Lilo and stitch/ Finding Nemo

Favorite nude scene in an animated film (you freak)? I never really understood why donald duck never wears pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he's always wearing a towel. and why minni never wore a shirt.

Favorite talk show? don't like em.

Do you thing Jewel's new sexy image and dance music is a good one or a shallow attempt to resuscitate her flagging record sales? I like it.

Demi Moore getting "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher -- sweet couple or kinda gross? kinda gross

When was the last time you did non-prescription drugs? two days ago.

When was the last time you got really drunk? two weekends ago.

When was the last time you vomited? last new years eve.

When was the last time you went to a gym? 5 years ago, i take dance classes now.

When was the last time you went to a gym and did more than stare at the hot men/women? hehe, 5 years ago.

Do you live with your parents? yes

Do your parents live with you? ummm, yes?

Do you visit the site (assuming you've ever visited the site) from work or from home? home and school

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions? naw, this is kinda fun acctually.

Do you wish I'd stop asking questions but find yourself strangely compelled to answer them anyway? wow, its like you were inside my head.

Have you ever been in love? i think so, what i thought was love anyway.

Have you ever been in love with me? uh, yea sure considering i don't know you!

well wasn't that fun an exciting, ok then, tata.