[censored] and [censored]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Does anybody know if there will be another [censored] and [censored] movie? I love these guys!! "Any movie about [censored] and [censored] is going to lick balls because they both in fact lick balls."

Bartelby

[code6enterprises]

What? Who are you talking about? Just put a star instead of one letter in the word.

Wait? Are you talking about J*y and Si*ent B*b? If you are, I have a few things to say.

First of all, you postedin the wrong thread. You only have one post, rookie mistake. Second, look at the end of [censored] and [censored] Strike Back. At the end of the credits, it says "[censored] and [censored] have left the building." What does that say to you? Hmm. Third, Kevin Smith has moved onto more serious works like Jersey Girl. [censored] and [censored] won't appear in person but will be animated in the feature film "Clerks: Sell Out." Finally, check to see if there are other posts like this. There are at least five that I know of. Whoo, that was fun.

[bartleby]

I, for one, seriously dislike this thread and its possible implications.

[Ryall]

I didn't really think that other guy sounded like the "real" Bartleby...

[Dave]

ok ok wait just a doggone minute. Why are J*y and B*b censored?

[Zens_7s]

Hee Hee! I can't believe [censored] and Bob are censored. I want one of those machines! That way, everytime somebody says a word that annoys me, like "forcheezy", I can push the censored button.

[censored] yeah, this [censored] rocks /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Ryall]

Hah, because I've gone power-mad!

No, actually, because the moronic people who come here and only post about them and say nothing else, repeating threads that have been covered numerous times, like "what's ur favrite J & B movie," not to mention posting them in the wrong forum (much like this thread) are driving me insane, so I thought I'd "strike back" myself and block those names for a little while, just to see how they respond to that. I'll free 'em up soon. Maybe.

[DangerSeeker]

Oooh, I wanna play with the new ban! [censored] Garrick was the original Flash, as per comics 101 this week.He wasn't in Silent Running, which was a neat movie, but Bob Balaban could have done it better.

[DangerSeeker]

Grrrrr. Didn't work too well. Can we have a secret banned word of the week? Then we can email it to Chris for fun and prizes! My first suggestion is [censored]

[bartleby]

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Can we have a secret banned word of the week? Then we can email it to Chris for fun and prizes! My first suggestion is [censored]

[/ QUOTE ]

And when someone says the secret banned word, we all throw our hands up in the air and run around screaming only to be caught masturbating in a public porno theatre a decade later.

[TomHarrington]

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And when someone says the secret banned word, we all throw our hands up in the air and run around screaming only to be caught masturbating in a public porno theatre a decade later.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thus spoke Zarathustra.

[DangerSeeker]

I don't know. I have a hard time pulling the pud to 2001 music.

[psychofiend]

Not to be vulgar but Jay and Silent Bob (ooh such language) would probably say to you "[censored] you you are the [censored] ball-licker now shut the [censored] up about us and quit being a little [censored] pansy," but then again what do I know about Jay and Silent Bob (oh no I said it again)?? I've only seen all of the movies at least 5 times each.

[jjcourtright]

Is somebody keeping tabs on how many avatars psychofiend has had?

[Dave]

I'm not sure if Homer really fits the name, PF i think you need to go back to something a little more psycho!! How about a dude dressed up like his mommy?

[jjcourtright]

No, he already did Marilyn Manson.

[Zens_7s]

2 points awarded to JJ! He made a funny.

[jjcourtright]

You're the only one I can count on to laugh at my jokes.

[psychofiend]

you are obviously (based on your picture) blind as a goddamn bat and that must be why you can't see the awesomeness of Manson. O and by the way, you suck!!!!
Have a nice day!!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[jjcourtright]

I guess somebody doesn't like me! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

[TomHarrington]

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I guess somebody doesn't like me!

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, I don’t know. He did say have a nice day.

[Dave]

Now there is the Psychofiend we have all grown to know and Loath... er, love. I didn't mean for you to change your pic back or make a change right away, just the next time around something creepy would have suited you better. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Zens_7s]

If it is any consolation, I still like you.

[psychofiend]

Hey Zens here is some consalation I don't like you that much either.
Have a nice day!! hehe /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

Oh lord; my whole self-worth is completely crushed. Woe is the day I am disliked by a guy who spells consolation "consalation". It was properly spelled in the post above you genius.

[psychofiend]

To quote Manson "This isn't music and we're not a band we're 5 middle fingers on a mother [censored] hand." pick one and it will be pointed at you the other 4 will be pointed at jj.
Have a wonderful superific day courtesy of the all-american psychofiend!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

I was done arguing with fifteen year olds when I was fifteen. I am especially bored with a 15-year-old kid who quotes sell-out marketing-master Marilyn Manson, who has not produced a decent album since 1996. Try quoting an artist who is more than a lukewarm, bastardized version of Nietzsche.

Boring, boring, boring; so boring I am over it already.

[psychofiend]

How can Marylin Manson sell out? He started out by trying to sell his band on Mtv years before he made his first music video. Before the make-up, when his band was Marylin Manson and the Spooky Kids.

[DangerSeeker]

I'm starting to think drugs and alcohol may generate brain cells. Any thoughts?

[TomHarrington]

I'm collecting data in the field. The results so far are inconclusive. More testing required. Kirk out.

[Zens_7s]

Supposedly, drinking kills brain cells. Also, research has shown that playing games like chess help to form new neural pathways. So my theroy; get hammered while playing chess. Then you break-even.

[Denyse]

It's official...You are now officially smarter than me! If only I had thought of this in College! Oh well, too late to worry about it now...

[Razorback]

I have heard that living also kills brain cells but that death stops the killing of brain cells.

RB

[Carozza]

2 things
A) Who's the [censored] that put Jay and "Inaudible Robert" (Very Clever, even for a Polack) as words that are to be sensored. They made Kevin Smith the rich dude he is today. If not for movies, he would be grilling burgers in south Jersey.
B) Dude, Thats not a knock, knock joke. And if you wanna say it is a joke of any kind, its kinda crappy. I'd go with the attepted pick-up line of "Nice Shoes..... Wanna F*ck?" notice how I have the star in the same place. Or if you want originality go with ...... something else. But do us all a favor and get a new signature, preferably one that doesn't suck.

[psychofiend]

Dude the guy who runs this message board can't stand [censored] heads who talk about J&amp;SB constantly, so let it go.

[code6enterprises]

Ok, I thought about going easy on you when I read the first part of your message because you were new, but I abandoned that thought when I read the second part of your message.

One, if you had bothered to read the whole thread before asking your inane questons then you would have realized that Ryall is the [censored] that censored Jay and Inaudible Robert because he run's the [censored] site. By the way, Inaudibe Robert wasn't even very good because to be inaudile you have to say something.

Second, have you seen Catch Me If You Can, because if you had the you would relize that that was a quote from the movie. It wasn't supposed to be funny, I just enjoyed that quote and I didn't have room to put the name of the movie at the end. And by the way, that was a very good movie.

So before you go off and spout your own lame ass jokes onto the poor people that are forced to read them, learn to read the whole thread before you ask questions.

Three, well, that's about it.

[Carozza]

Did I put a gun to your head to make you read it? No. So you go fu*k YOURself. Ok. Why are we all here? I'm guessing entertainment. You all wanna be entertained by reading the opinions of others. While I have stepped on a few toes (hell, I probably pissed some people off), I'm sure some people have found me entertaining. I'm expecting a list of people to tell me to eat crap, or more horribly, the script to Batman and Robin, and then die. But Someone out there will have grapes, no, the balls, to say that they enjoy my smart ass comments. So whoever is ballsy enough, I encourage you to stick up for your fellow polack, or fellow poster, whatever. out

[code6enterprises]

Don't you mean read the script to Batman and Robin?

Anyway, there are moderators who have to go through here and read every post, I think. Correct me if I'm wrong, Ryall.

[Carozza]

I bet eating the script would wreak havoc on my bowels. Out.

[DangerSeeker]

I have the grapes, or mangoes, or agaves, to be counted as NOT finding you amusing. As FAMILY GUY has taught us, we are all amused by different things, but somebody stepping in, calling names, and making "observations" that observing previous posts would clear up, well that ain't a thing folks cotton to round here.

[Carozza]

Oh, I'm sorry you folks don't cotton to things like that. How about polyester? Nah, I don't much care for that. But nylon is good. I say we get to gether and nylon to things. You say you're from Maryland, which most people wouldn't say is very redneck, but it is right by Virginia, which, behind Texas, Georgia, and Alabama, is as redneck as they come. So you go back to forcing your slaves to pick cotton. HATE MONGER. (Yes, that was also a load of crap.) As for your assortment of fruits, I suggest pomegranates. those things kick ass. But for the time being while I go play some hockey (ha ha, I play with big sticks), why don't you go take a nice bite out of my ass, and chew on that. Out.

[DangerSeeker]

I always thought a pomegranite was a type of stone used to sharpen pocket knives. Hmmmm. Lied to again by the parents.

For the record, I have NEVER mongered hate, as I don't even know how that sort of thing is really accomplished. We are close enough to the south that we tend to denim to things, by the way.

[Dave]

Must Not Comment..... MUST NOT COMMENT!


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[Carozza]

HOLY GREEN AND BROWN [censored], BATMAN!!! You sure put me in my place with that one. I mean, there just is no comeback for that. I'm speechless.... and obviously lying. Instead of implying that I'm an ass, why don't you come out and say it, like your hate monger, cancer merchant friend. Out.

[Jay_Without_Bob]

Wanted to see if My pic worked Thats All.


O and
/forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif Pee Wee Herman KIcks Ass!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[Tarantino_Fan]

why the [censored] are J[A]Y and S[I]lent B[o]b censored?! What the [censored] is this????? This is messed up!

[code6enterprises]

READ THE [censored] THREAD BEFORE YOU POST!

Dave: ok ok wait just a doggone minute. Why are J*y and B*b censored?

Ryall: Hah, because I've gone power-mad!

No, actually, because the moronic people who come here and only post about them and say nothing else, repeating threads that have been covered numerous times, like "what's ur favrite J &amp; B movie," not to mention posting them in the wrong forum (much like this thread) are driving me insane, so I thought I'd "strike back" myself and block those names for a little while, just to see how they respond to that. I'll free 'em up soon. Maybe.

[Tarantino_Fan]

jay and silent bob are the best characters in the whole [censored] comedy film industry.