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Mr_McMaster
03-07-2005, 09:21 PM
Talk about a way to fuck up a franchise... Here is your recipie for shit:

1) Take a smartly written movie that drops the F Bomb about 1500 times as part of the feel of the movie.

2) Add some chick that's mildly attractive, but can't sing, can't dance, can't act, and has the personality of wallpaper, and shove her down our throats as the greatest thing since free internet porn.

3) Through in an insane ramble about how everyone in the world needs to bow down to the hip-hop culture for giving us everything we have.

4) Take the movie from step one, and wipe your ass with it, give it a [censored] worthless PG-13 rating, and piss on everyone that enjoyed the first one.

If you go to see Be Cool, and are not disgusted to the point of flying fists, you suck.

John Travolta is the devil, and needs to be banished from our shores. Just like any [censored] that thought this movie was worth the [censored] coin!

FanGirl
03-07-2005, 09:40 PM
We already have a thread discussing this.

Jason_Brown
03-08-2005, 12:01 AM
Thought I'd take this opportunity to post a link to some of the more interesting aspects of Scientology, WHICH I ENTIRELY RESPECT AND HAVE ALL THE BEST WISHES FOR.

OT III (http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/OTIII/)

Mr_McMaster
03-08-2005, 09:26 AM
Sorry... didn't see the original post when I started this one... Damn newcomers!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

JK
03-08-2005, 08:06 PM
You score points for realizing your mistake and learning from it. Keep it up and your time here at the 'shoot will certainly be more enjoyable than the movie was.